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Those who like giving huggles

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Kegger  327 3.4.2008 22:05 "*huggles* x NakedDaro & mich"
2 NakedDaro  284 1.3.2008 16:16 "darox wants michbear huggles"
3 judgesuds  284 21.1.2009 9:37 "thought it was going okay hun *huggles teh rachie*"
4 shadowqueen  271 27.8.2008 20:44 "*comes back to huggle kegger and then runs off again*"
5 itsmonktastic  144 27.5.2007 18:35 "No, probably no huggles for me today. :("
6 SpookyKid  99 21.11.2011 22:48 "me sends huggles to poor astro"
7 ZeeClone  76 18.4.2008 22:52 "astrohuggles are rare"
8 Mads  69 1.6.2009 7:39 "poor queenie *huggles*"
9 mids  42 29.4.2009 2:49 * mids huggles the shadowqueenie back :)
10 willfir  34 28.11.2009 15:29 "oh you poor thing *huggles*"



Top 10 beer lovers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 mids  1891 11.10.2009 23:25 "hmmm, i've been on the beer for the past 9 days straight"
2 astropoint  1508 9.6.2006 23:21 "in between the beer injections"
3 BigG  633 8.11.2005 0:49 "What about if you just drink beer ?:P"
4 Phipli  609 15.6.2011 21:27 "heh. ginger beer is more expensive than beer"
5 NakedDaro  529 10.2.2007 1:36 "SHPSM TIME: I'm watching The Simpsons - 16x07 - Mommie Beerest.avi (175.25 MiB) - 0:00:06/0:21:38"
6 judgesuds  470 23.10.2010 18:32 "you know when you ave had a few beers and twofo gets hard to read?"
7 GPGrunt  437 19.7.2007 21:14 "better still free beer"
8 becks  373 29.6.2006 23:46 "ne1 want a beer i got 4 cr\ates here"
9 shadowqueen  319 27.4.2011 16:39 "i blame mids for this new found taste for beer"
10 Zeus  304 1.6.2010 22:27 "im preparing the pizza and beer"



Top 10 stats freaks

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  4243 21.9.2007 10:21 "actually boincstats.com?"
2 SpookyKid  936 22.11.2013 17:43 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
- 01x07 - The Hub) stats (00:09:28 of 00:43:08)"
3 BigG  435 27.7.2006 16:39 "What's http://manyhappy.members.beeb.net/Stats/twofo0405.html that one?"
4 yoinkster  385 27.11.2009 0:00 "and having duefo stats too ... well xD"
5 NakedDaro  385 26.1.2007 9:48 "anyone else not getting page 3 of the stats?"
6 Rampage  315 18.10.2008 1:50 "astropoint: something up with thefsm? not loading stats page"
7 itsmonktastic  244 6.3.2007 15:40 "should make sure that's not a chatkill"
8 Smelly_Kat  163 26.11.2005 14:11 "hence the logs won't get it, hence won't get into the stats"
9 willfir  157 20.12.2010 20:50 "my winamp spam doesn't have time elapsed"
10 ZeeClone  149 19.6.2010 11:30 "maths stats economics"



Video Spammers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  8836 21.10.2007 16:07 "BS Player playing: Dilbert - 1x10 - Y2K (00:22:33)"
2 NakedDaro  2771 15.12.2006 17:30 "I'm watching The Simpsons - 02x13 - Homer vs. Lisa And The 8th Commandment.avi (140.83 MiB
) - 0:01:55/0:23:06"
3 Rampage  1141 5.11.2008 13:37 "CSI - 7x14 - Meet Market.avi is playing in the land of Avalon"
4 SpookyKid  593 16.12.2014 21:30 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Constantine - 01x08 - The
Saint of Last Resorts - Part 1) stats (00:30:49 of 00:43:11)"
5 mids  558 20.10.2010 23:26 "WMP 12 playing "Red [DVDSCR].avi" (1:45:35) at 2093kbps in 5.1DTS"
6 ZeeClone  332 22.1.2010 12:49 "Media Player Classic (Playing): Waking the Dead - 04x06 - Fugue States - Part 2 - 00:20:27/00:59:26"
7 Smelly_Kat  282 8.8.2007 19:17 "kaffeine(0.8.3) playing The Simpsons - 11x14 - Alone Again Natura-Diddily.avi (86M) (0:49/20:33)"
8 itsmonktastic  238 22.4.2008 9:07 "Media Player Classic (playing): Hellsing Order 12 - Total Destruction.ogm (180.50 MiB) - 0:01:28/0:22:34"
9 willfir  236 29.4.2011 23:48 * willfir is watching: Man.v.Food.S02E15.Brooklyn.HDTV.XviD-FQM.avi - 00:00:08...
.../00:21:31
10 indecisivebarf  102 18.9.2007 21:34 "I am watching: The Usual Suspects(Xvid)(Darkside_RG).avi -- (19% done of 1:41:42) 0:20:07"



Twofo's cool guys

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  1514 14.12.2005 13:18 "poor them both on and see if they react and cool it"
2 itsmonktastic  1016 7.3.2007 5:34 "cool. think i might put some music on"
3 yoinkster  940 26.9.2008 21:13 "okey doke cool, its quite funny"
4 mids  536 20.6.2008 0:48 "cool, my foot is no longer dead... it was earlier on when i put my sock on but now it's all alive and
stuff"
5 Smelly_Kat  458 16.10.2005 11:52 "wow...you get a year abroad...your subject sounds cool...why did i take maths again"
6 NakedDaro  381 30.10.2006 23:33 "the romulans are so cool"
7 judgesuds  368 11.1.2006 9:49 "that could be cool though"
8 Kegger  307 25.5.2008 19:26 "I'm cool on Dc....¬_¬ kinda..most these peple dont know me to realise my uncoolness...and slight
geekery"
9 BigG  304 19.12.2005 19:31 "Pfff nah, Tux doesn't like the uncool windowsy penguins :P"
10 indecisivebarf  293 15.6.2007 18:34 "im waiting for it to cool down"



Twofo's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  179663 31.10.2009 15:29 "ah"
2 NakedDaro  30606 16.10.2007 17:51 "true"
3 itsmonktastic  26494 18.8.2007 22:29 "(s)"
4 Zeus  24717 25.2.2007 14:30 "yeah"
5 BigG  22753 12.2.2010 22:59 "No!!"
6 judgesuds  17869 18.5.2007 20:21 "fat."
7 mids  17574 27.5.2010 22:37 "mm"
8 Smelly_Kat  13738 12.5.2006 3:20 "*yawn"
9 Kegger  13527 16.3.2009 19:58 "Yes?"
10 shadowqueen  13215 21.8.2009 12:45 "O_O"



Twofo's alcoholics

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  5891 9.6.2007 1:08 "so jsut going out and getting drunk every night :P"
2 mids  2823 28.11.2008 16:36 "only beer in the fridge that's mine"
3 shadowqueen  1796 29.10.2009 1:03 "i still have some vodka left :P"
4 NakedDaro  1165 12.4.2007 15:05 "hangover + flu + aching body from exercise = :("
5 Zeus  1045 1.6.2010 21:54 "and that shit will make you violently hungover the next day"
6 Phipli  1021 9.5.2009 20:09 "it is a pint coffee mug"
7 BigG  916 18.5.2008 20:11 "Heh, guy in Rootes dying of alcohol poising... why does that not surprise me..."
8 ThePenguin  857 10.5.2013 18:03 "have some beer bigG, that is how i dealt with the last hour of revision, although it did not help my
revision that much, made it a lot harder to concentrate on it"
9 judgesuds  857 12.7.2007 23:36 * Mich swigs red wine from the bottle
10 yoinkster  767 27.3.2009 22:11 "rite time for some booze"



Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  218 19.3.2007 19:46 "-movie david mitchell"
2 SpookyKid  193 20.7.2020 16:15 "-film the very excellent mr dundee"
3 yoinkster  184 8.6.2008 22:41 "-movie The Emperor's New Groove"
4 wiggle  129 9.4.2006 23:43 "-movie executive decision"
5 SouthernSteel  91 14.3.2006 23:36 "-movie Dead Poets Society"
6 Keynes  51 25.3.2006 2:01 "-movie land of the dead"
7 Ohhhhyeah  50 25.3.2006 0:53 "-movie charlies anals"
8 Johnno  50 25.3.2006 0:51 "-film piglet's big adventure"
9 NakedDaro  45 9.10.2007 0:02 "-movie mich is awesome"
10 Rampage  44 20.2.2008 0:58 "-movie back to the future"



Top 10 greeting people

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  20631 8.7.2010 14:07 "morning shadowqueen"
2 NakedDaro  4589 10.4.2007 12:54 "lo firstchoice"
3 Rampage  3286 1.3.2006 20:42 "hey astropoint i installed the codec"
4 Smelly_Kat  3001 19.11.2005 1:16 "hey gorgeous (at whyiseverynicktaken)"
5 judgesuds  2994 17.1.2008 1:00 "hi"
6 SpookyKid  2843 16.4.2006 17:34 "hello Mads"
7 BigG  2735 6.8.2004 20:31 "evening MikeyMoo, fool_on_the_hill"
8 shadowqueen  2439 11.8.2008 20:03 "evening lady of elegance"
9 Zeus  1903 9.11.2004 18:59 "hey! most of wot i earn goes into savings"
10 mids  1565 20.4.2009 19:51 "hi hi hi yes, we are beer-ing aren't we then too?"



Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  13676 20.5.2006 11:49 "*another conversation killer"
2 NakedDaro  2392 5.11.2006 13:57 "*waves for the hovercam"
3 Kegger  1120 11.4.2008 23:04 "*some other people together?"
4 Smelly_Kat  921 7.2.2007 16:22 "*yawn!"
5 Zeus  917 9.6.2006 21:17 "mind*"
6 yoinkster  841 7.11.2004 21:31 "mainly me tho*"
7 Phipli  570 16.2.2009 18:00 "*34"
8 shadowqueen  495 11.3.2010 1:38 "*pretending to drink that stuff neat while making some poor sod actually drink it neat"
9 willfir  478 7.2.2010 18:15 "dam*"
10 Rampage  430 4.4.2008 1:43 "*now"



Audio Spammers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 yoinkster  2865 28.10.2007 0:21 "yoinkster is listening to Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer {00:25 of 04:10 || [-|--------]} therefore it is
Teh Win {more Win at http://www.last.fm/user/yoinkster/ }"
2 mids  2555 15.2.2009 16:07 "Winamp 5.541 playing "Josh Turner - You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (0:01:19/0:03:18
) in awesome 5.1 Dolby Pro Logic of win"
3 astropoint  2268 16.11.2006 4:04 "Currently I'm listening to Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman - Good Omens - 125 of 131 {160kbps
} (04:09 of 05:00 [--------|-])"
4 NakedDaro  2164 22.10.2007 22:58 "NakedDaro hears Johny B. Goode by The Shadows from the album Shades Of Rock at 160kbps
(01:26/02:52) [-----|----]"
5 SpookyKid  1268 8.3.2006 15:59 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.20) playing (Rob D - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino
Mix)) stats(49% of 07:26 [----|-----])"
6 Ohhhhyeah  972 13.6.2008 15:17 "Baby Come On Over by Samantha Mumba is my current choice of song [------|---]"
7 shadowqueen  970 23.5.2011 0:55 "is listening to Children Of Bodom - Ugly at 256kbps ( 01:08 - 04:12 [--|-------]) More Queenie music
can be found at http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen"
8 Phipli  961 10.1.2013 20:40 * Phiplii is listening to the General Rock track "Medley" by Arthur
Brown's Kingdom Come in iTunes
9 BigG  877 14.10.2011 22:27 "foobar2000 v1.1.7 is 4% through "Within Temptation - Shot In The Dark" (320kbps [
0:13 [|---------] 5:02]) from BigG's Music Collection of Win(TM) http://www.last.fm/user/BigG~/"
10 itsmonktastic  855 2.4.2007 11:28 "The Monk is currently digging: "King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man" - Yeah?"



Top Twofo Spankers!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Smelly_Kat  2305 4.6.2006 14:22 "SpookyKid: I can threaten you with spanking!"
2 NakedDaro  457 5.11.2006 16:47 "Smelly_Kat would love your nick lesbianspankinferno"
3 astropoint  376 30.11.2005 2:18 "therefore all she has to do is spank the whole of leam"
4 judgesuds  251 9.9.2007 16:38 * Mich spanks dirty indecisivebarf
5 whyiseverynicktaken  249 18.11.2005 15:07 "havent spanked mine but i think he'd be pretty up for it"
6 Mads  232 9.3.2006 22:06 * mads spanks whyiseverynicktaken
7 ZeeClone  221 2.3.2007 12:37 * ZeeClone *SPANKS!* Smelly_Kat with a partially eaten baguette
8 Echelon  210 16.12.2005 17:42 "yes kat is most definetly addicted to spanking"
9 Zeus  135 10.11.2005 22:03 * Zeus spanks kat with a gold club
10 itsmonktastic  119 12.12.2006 23:43 "who's lesbianspankinferno :S hehehe"



Top 10 quoting people

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  3512 7.2.2012 22:56 "[22:56:02] <mids> whizzy shit use aftereffects"
2 Smelly_Kat  799 28.4.2006 23:16 "<Echelon> that was me and my scandinavian ways"
3 BigG  602 13.3.2007 21:25 "[21:20] <monk> 6 and your HDDs just get slooow <-- pfff can max out gigabit if they all read
from different disks :P"
4 yoinkster  588 8.1.2008 23:33 "[23:31] <yoinkster> so, thoughts on the wii case mod, does it look cool"
5 NakedDaro  556 10.5.2007 13:45 "[13:41:31] <NakedDaro> have a test in 80mins"
6 Zeus  356 23.1.2006 21:11 "now what did i do to this fucker? [14:00] <RobDeriiiiu> r u the god of dick heads?"
7 Anubis  195 7.4.2010 12:53 "2] <watzisneim> how hard can it be to act civil? << nigger nigger nigger"
8 Rampage  178 3.3.2007 22:08 "[19:24:43] <Rampage> fuser -n tcp (portnum)"
9 mids  160 21.5.2011 10:37 "-tell Zeus,Mads,ZeusAgain [10:37:03] <Dogtanian> New download available! https://astropointy....
...kicks-ass.net/~twofo/download.php?file=Khaos%20Legions.rar
"
10 Echelon  156 25.3.2006 23:39 "<Tux> I will protect my great master Echelon and eat all honey and the ants"



Twofo's top 10 spammers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  2833 5.6.2008 18:09 "I just have a couple of dc scripts set up that spam the correct link at people"
2 SpookyKid  847 5.10.2012 13:48 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (Gothminister - The Holy One) stats
(33% of 0:04:35 [---|------])"
3 NakedDaro  498 21.6.2007 17:29 "it wont spam it avis i just got from astro :("
4 Zeus  457 27.5.2011 13:10 "i havnt had spam by phone for a while"
5 Smelly_Kat  367 5.5.2006 13:37 "socks5 spam for them then astro?"
6 itsmonktastic  317 20.6.2007 22:58 "And me spamming them repeatedly. ^.^"
7 BigG  279 5.3.2007 19:10 "I'm the one spamming!"
8 yoinkster  277 22.11.2005 16:02 "i see cruzer has been spamming without me"
9 mids  246 12.11.2008 23:50 "may as well keep spamming since nobody is here"
10 Coyote  202 19.11.2005 19:37 "woohooooo every1 hates spam :)"



People who love to ask questions

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  99240 8.10.2007 22:46 "aren't they the same?"
2 Zeus  18024 28.11.2008 19:38 "was it the rain or something?"
3 NakedDaro  11868 3.12.2008 19:41 "-coin House or Dead Like Me?"
4 judgesuds  11458 13.1.2008 1:27 "how about you astropoint?"
5 itsmonktastic  8831 6.11.2007 21:08 "-flipacoin Have the last donut?"
6 shadowqueen  8033 18.9.2008 15:40 "would it just be me paying or would the other girls have to as well? does it go by house or by number
of occupants?"
7 mids  7815 23.10.2009 16:27 "is that the stuff you iron?"
8 Phipli  7640 14.7.2012 0:47 "is that what you're planning?"
9 BigG  6781 12.4.2007 10:27 "astropoint: Is SETI down or something?"
10 Kegger  6138 5.4.2008 18:36 "Does David Tennant fall in love with all his assistaces?"



Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 NakedDaro  1189 2.2.2007 22:07 "-flipacoin bolognese or marina?"
2 ZeeClone  1159 30.3.2010 21:46 "-coin sharpe or fallout?"
3 shadowqueen  996 11.10.2008 1:43 "-coin agree or stop being an idiot"
4 astropoint  879 7.8.2007 12:26 "-flipacoin Share all this crap i am getting for Ohhhhyeah?"
5 mids  689 28.8.2011 1:20 "-coin play some reach"
6 Zeus  628 8.3.2011 21:23 "-coin more alcomahol"
7 Kegger  591 30.3.2008 19:52 "-flipacoin Film or revsion"
8 itsmonktastic  562 16.9.2008 17:23 "-flipacoin Turn based strategy or Real time strategy?"
9 yoinkster  386 13.12.2008 18:17 "-coin make a saving bid on someones lame fleabay auction because its not selling for enough and
they don't want it to go so cheaply, remember I don't much care for this person so bare that in..."
10 Phipli  347 2.1.2012 20:44 "-coin some kind of grub"



There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  210176 30.6.2007 0:23 "further ahead than the rest of them on here then :P"
2 BigG  32508 10.7.2006 22:57 "I'm still about for a bit actually :P"
3 itsmonktastic  29081 19.3.2007 17:13 "your music collection pwns mine completely anyway :("
4 yoinkster  26274 19.3.2010 19:44 "silly question ... the processor will come with some sort of heatsink rite :P"
5 NakedDaro  24826 17.1.2008 23:07 "there is a person called Earwax Man on facebook astropoint :P"
6 Kegger  20600 3.2.2009 15:43 "whati s it with you and parrots atm :P"
7 shadowqueen  14319 11.12.2008 22:18 "i am the administrator ¬_¬"
8 Smelly_Kat  12768 16.8.2006 18:22 "hmm think I will install dc on my work comp :D"
9 mids  12710 23.10.2008 20:46 "you're welcome to them if you want them :)"
10 Zeus  12272 16.11.2004 17:00 "me thinks yoink is gona have a pic of a naked lady on it :p"



Those who can't complete their sentences...

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  22920 16.1.2007 21:30 * astropoint goes looking for the command....
2 BigG  6301 6.7.2008 0:12 "Well... laggy as in not working at all..."
3 Zeus  4818 24.1.2006 23:38 "hmm to kick or not to kick..."
4 yoinkster  2079 3.4.2008 14:58 "ur not a fusebox ..."
5 Phipli  1988 21.11.2008 23:10 "which made it get warmer..."
6 NakedDaro  1927 30.1.2007 0:15 "and silence prevailed..."
7 indecisivebarf  1422 19.6.2007 5:10 "dc was flashing so i looked up..."
8 mids  1370 9.11.2009 12:43 "fuck sake i was such a twat on saturday..."
9 whyiseverynicktaken  1185 13.3.2006 18:10 "and then...................."
10 shadowqueen  849 31.12.2012 12:46 "must not fall asleep...."



Bad language users

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 mids  11625 7.3.2010 21:20 "why's all my stuff shit"
2 yoinkster  10979 4.3.2006 17:01 "she agreed her dads a cunt"
3 Zeus  7041 14.5.2006 13:11 "its prob coz i had the wrong serial which caused an install fuckup"
4 willfir  4167 11.10.2011 22:39 "what the fuck is he standing up for"
5 NakedDaro  3149 17.12.2006 14:12 "yay! through sorting all my random shit and music out im up to 40Gb free on my internals"
6 BigG  2587 28.12.2013 10:11 "Fucking useless is all I can say"
7 Smelly_Kat  2433 1.12.2005 14:31 "they said that to us but their network is fucked in darlington anyway"
8 ZeeClone  1507 17.4.2006 12:36 "I'm not gonna fuck with it"
9 astropoint  1341 18.5.2006 1:31 "darky - the last kick was [00:33:59] <BigG> BigG is kicking islands because: Fuck off"
10 judgesuds  1161 13.6.2007 0:05 "drt dont watch that shit"



Who complains most about ITS...?

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  4565 17.9.2006 17:16 "anywhere that isn't resnet on cmapus will be the same"
2 Rampage  703 18.6.2006 19:10 "wanknet is being lame"
3 Smelly_Kat  533 3.4.2008 13:03 "I really do sympathise with ITS on this one"
4 Echelon  497 18.12.2005 19:19 "so how many think ITS r gonna have a working network when term 2 starts??"
5 yoinkster  424 16.2.2006 23:19 "it always is ITS fault for everything"
6 Zeus  333 22.1.2006 20:39 "so seriously, why the fuck have the ITS cunters reset every1's password"
7 NakedDaro  248 25.5.2008 16:59 "Anyone who isn't listed when you type -resnet"
8 BigG  243 4.3.2006 6:07 "Primrose is one of the ITS servers that you have access to"
9 xyzzy  156 15.11.2005 16:04 "well I have seen one user with an IP address apparently from in ITS"
10 willfir  148 14.3.2010 20:49 "ever feel like it's depressing when you estimate a download time for someone at your house, then
multiply it by 40 to guestimate resnet?"



Those who like to laugh on Twofo

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  31802 5.2.2006 19:14 "hehe"
2 BigG  7928 26.2.2007 11:27 ""[5] This is not necessarily guaranteed to contribute to the readability of your program. But
it can be used to create some cool entries in an Obfuscated Perl contest." <-- hehehehehehe..."
3 itsmonktastic  7492 6.1.2007 20:49 "i was about to say "lol firstchoice""
4 mids  6949 3.12.2007 18:06 "lol.. +me should open his eyes"
5 Smelly_Kat  6865 6.12.2006 23:24 * Smelly Kat must learn to read main chat faster lol
6 NakedDaro  6077 27.10.2006 23:25 "hehe - the special needs episodes are coming up on 9th and 16th nov"
7 Zeus  6036 8.1.2005 16:02 "hehe, hard? dull? or just plain gay"
8 indecisivebarf  4004 3.2.2008 15:51 "I am watching: house.410.hdtv-lol.[VTV].avi ---- 0:00:05 done of 0:43:12 (0%)"
9 whyiseverynicktaken  3836 24.10.2005 21:28 "lol! My laptop is well annoyed with all this stuff being downloaded onto it!"
10 Rampage  3779 10.3.2006 14:39 "hehe, u shud be able to beat them"



Who Rants the most about linux?

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  3759 11.4.2006 21:45 "you type linux with my hands?"
2 Echelon  2102 14.1.2006 18:32 "I only use valknut for linux"
3 Smelly_Kat  1309 5.5.2007 21:15 "[21:14:39] <MobileBigG> It's already got Ubuntu on there ;) <---- If you don't get your arse
over here it will only have ubuntu on it :P"
4 itsmonktastic  892 6.7.2007 22:31 "SS2 doesn't work so great in linux"
5 BigG  774 9.12.2005 18:10 "Because Linux has decent disk I/O!"
6 NakedDaro  501 4.12.2007 17:49 "not if they arent using linux Kat"
7 Rampage  456 2.12.2010 10:55 "you using ubuntu right and how did you install eiskalt"
8 Zeus  358 26.8.2008 23:04 "bet linux did that just for lulz"
9 Cocodude  321 13.2.2006 21:03 * Cocodude runs RISC OS and Linux and very very occasionally boots into XP
10 ThePenguin  254 9.4.2013 17:51 "oh well maybe i will enjoy reinstalling my linux partition instead"



Top 10 Twofo pervs

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Zeus  3859 15.10.2007 16:32 "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm butt sex"
2 yoinkster  2482 25.1.2007 18:27 "have a smaller cock than me"
3 NakedDaro  1805 6.7.2008 23:03 "And not enough cumin."
4 shadowqueen  1746 3.2.2009 19:51 "ok i take it back... twofo has *some* sexy engineers"
5 astropoint  1651 6.6.2008 18:24 "georgiesmells elenaxxx and...?"
6 judgesuds  1564 14.11.2007 15:59 "Rodinoo youve got it wrong if you shout surprise then it doesnt count as rape"
7 mids  1041 26.2.2011 2:15 "i have a beard, white skin, and a sexy body like cee lo"
8 Smelly_Kat  953 17.4.2006 15:56 "damn TS has cut off our porn supply"
9 firstchoice  839 21.6.2007 17:17 "porn playing on a tv and a computer"
10 willfir  770 23.2.2011 12:48 "but in french i just raped the whole thing in the ass, solid As all round"



Lots of hehing hehers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 BigG  4186 27.2.2010 0:37 "Heh"
2 SpookyKid  2533 25.4.2006 19:54 "heh"
3 Blood God  1946 29.6.2006 18:13 "heh"
4 NakedDaro  1730 17.2.2008 22:50 "heh"
5 itsmonktastic  1704 30.6.2007 1:35 "Heh."
6 judgesuds  1288 14.6.2008 12:11 "heh."
7 Zeus  1072 10.1.2006 0:54 "heh"
8 firstchoice  722 2.12.2006 13:03 "heh"
9 willfir  671 4.6.2011 20:49 "heh"
10 Phipli  637 15.6.2009 10:47 "heh"



Top 10 link advertisers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  17183 10.7.2017 19:41 "https://help.bittylicious.com/index.php/Accepted_forms_of_ID#If_you_have_no_bills_in_your_name"
2 yoinkster  4572 29.4.2007 0:49 "I'm sure your question, 1234, is best answered by google at http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...
...q=nigger+jokes
"
3 Zeus  2464 11.7.2011 20:39 "this is epic http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-graphs-scifi-future.jpg"
4 BigG  2077 14.7.2010 23:30 "Bosh http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/IBM-Lenovo-Thinkpad-X60s-X60-Laptop-/330451639837?cmd=ViewItem&...
...pt=UK_Computing_Laptops_EH&hash=item4cf073de1d
"
5 mids  1884 18.5.2010 21:07 "http://checkip.dyndns.org and copy that into the box in file>settings>connection settings"
6 SpookyKid  1464 13.12.2011 22:33 "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuvfUy-q5l8&feature=related <one for you mids"
7 Phipli  1438 7.4.2012 16:53 "http://www.apple.com/macpro/"
8 shadowqueen  1333 15.2.2009 0:47 "http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ama/lowres/aman273l.jpg"
9 NakedDaro  1237 1.9.2008 14:24 "http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/58345"
10 willfir  1202 24.7.2011 15:05 "i cba to ftp it and then delete all the index.phps and prolly retag"



Twofo's slappers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Zeus  213 7.11.2004 21:50 "*slaps duke to wake him*"
2 BigG  190 12.10.2010 21:11 "And then there will be loads of backslapping saying how "successful" it has been."
3 NakedDaro  112 22.4.2007 0:19 * NakedDaro slaps astropoint with the sobriety stick
4 astropoint  100 9.5.2006 2:08 "oh stop that WeeblsLaptop"
5 itsmonktastic  91 3.5.2008 11:16 * itsmonktastic slaps himself and realises why he wasn't understanding this example
6 Echelon  89 1.6.2007 0:15 * Tux slaps astro.. no just no
7 TMA  70 8.11.2005 2:32 "*slaps Zeus in the mush with a sharp kipper*"
8 judgesuds  63 26.2.2006 4:51 * mich2 slaps ebay with an ebrick
9 Cocodude  57 24.11.2006 23:55 * Cocodude slaps astro with some chocolate
10 ZeeClone  54 25.3.2006 17:28 "<Slaps himself> GET BACK TO WORK!"



These people can't stop talking about their computer

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 astropoint  25745 27.5.2010 12:47 "i am now up to 3 appointments this evening for computers :("
2 BigG  2656 15.11.2005 11:12 "If you're on your computer why not just use a graphical one?"
3 Zeus  2547 1.12.2005 16:16 "hum.... u could host your own mini server from ur pc??"
4 NakedDaro  1948 21.4.2007 22:07 "refuse access to certain bits of your hdd under privacy laws"
5 Smelly_Kat  1925 6.5.2006 0:29 "yeah but thats a laptop keyoard"
6 yoinkster  1787 21.1.2008 22:20 "haha they admit to more laptop losses !!"
7 willfir  1776 11.6.2010 10:49 "getting the ipod and computer to connect to each other is so trial and error :P"
8 itsmonktastic  1684 30.7.2008 15:50 "Hmm looking at it I had a better start than the computer"
9 Kegger  1667 16.6.2008 0:47 "but a caddy, fan and 320 hard drive"
10 mids  1534 9.12.2010 19:23 "epic fail, my pc hates headphones apparently"



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