Twofo's slappers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	Zeus	213	3.7.2011 16:00	"cockslapping no me gusta"
2	BigG	190	3.8.2007 18:00	* BigG slaps astropoint for being noob
3	NakedDaro	112	23.4.2008 15:59	* NakedDaro slaps itsmonktastic.
4	astropoint	100	28.1.2006 0:54	* astro passes the slap onto astro :P
5	itsmonktastic	91	12.8.2007 16:49	"Or like. Metre. /slap"
6	Echelon	89	1.2.2006 16:42	"-flipacoin slap Chris14791 or hit him with a large spiked stick"
7	TMA	70	8.10.2007 14:29	"*slaps Satan around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout*"
8	judgesuds	63	21.8.2009 0:59	"its almost not worth it they will just give him a slap on the wrist"
9	Cocodude	57	2.8.2007 23:33	* Cocodude slaps astro with a media box
10	ZeeClone	54	13.7.2006 14:23	"and somebody slap BigJim1667 for using l33t in his nick"

Top 10 beer lovers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	mids	1891	31.3.2011 18:18	"i think i may have had too many beers to make perfect sense for the rest of today"
2	astropoint	1508	15.4.2010 19:44	"did they introduce you to beer?"
3	BigG	633	19.1.2007 21:00	"Hmmm another beer or not..."
4	Phipli	609	5.6.2011 23:01	"start with a beer kit"
5	NakedDaro	529	8.11.2007 23:09	"see you for beer at green man tomorrow ;)"
6	judgesuds	470	6.1.2007 21:16	"-flipacoin beer or bed"
7	GPGrunt	437	9.8.2007 20:44	"hmm i need beer to drown out that last conversation"
8	becks	373	29.6.2006 23:45	"without beer i am worhtless with out me my bbeer is worthless"
9	shadowqueen	319	4.4.2011 18:01	"there are 6 reasonably strong beers"
10	Zeus	304	28.11.2005 1:14	"whyiseverynicktaken how bout i just sit in the corner with a beer and a video camera??"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	210176	10.4.2008 22:58	"going to be alot of tose at 10 min intervals ten? :P"
2	BigG	32508	29.12.2010 22:26	"[22:24] < Plebeianette> | It holds the power to manipulate and mock more cruelly than any man ever could <-- Clear implication that all men are chauvinistic pigs :P"
3	itsmonktastic	29081	4.1.2007 2:30	* monk? gives astro a gold star :P
4	yoinkster	26274	14.5.2011 23:26	"well actually they left in quite alot of crap thinking about it xD"
5	NakedDaro	24826	12.8.2007 18:06	"the phrase 'fuck off' would appear i bet :P"
6	Kegger	20600	30.3.2008 13:12	"Yeahhh :D I love the Dog"
7	shadowqueen	14319	17.12.2010 6:58	"need a bigger bag >_<"
8	Smelly_Kat	12768	5.6.2008 15:50	"oooh! non-fail exams :O"
9	mids	12710	9.2.2009 19:17	"i only had a thin slice, but my mum made it too nice :D"
10	Zeus	12272	31.10.2004 21:48	"im no longer an op :("

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	NakedDaro	1189	13.5.2009 22:05	"-coin burn another CD or sleep?"
2	ZeeClone	1159	25.1.2008 0:34	"-flipacoin more drugs and sleep or more tv and sleep?"
3	shadowqueen	996	1.2.2009 21:47	"-coin will another painkiller kill me?"
4	astropoint	879	3.9.2010 13:39	"-coin Is there any pint entering a competition to win a trip to antigua if i do not want to go to antigua?"
5	mids	689	3.3.2008 2:44	"-coin option a or option b"
6	Zeus	628	21.9.2006 16:22	"-flipacoin vert belvedaire iced tea?"
7	Kegger	591	27.8.2009 8:14	"-coin will I leave at half eight?"
8	itsmonktastic	562	15.3.2007 7:56	"-flipacoin work or FMA?"
9	yoinkster	386	3.6.2007 0:45	"-flipacoin yes or no"
10	Phipli	347	21.1.2012 13:54	"-coin make astro happy by downloading lots of stuff?"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	17183	7.6.2007 16:49	"SSA, try putting your IP from http://checkip.dyndns.org/ into the IP (or External/WAN IP) box in File -> Settings -> Connection Settings. Make sure it is the CORRECT IP before asking further questions..."
2	yoinkster	4572	28.6.2009 17:04	"pu old chap.... ur free.php"
3	Zeus	2464	17.12.2005 19:55	"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4527686.stm"
4	BigG	2077	12.7.2014 11:38	"http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-india-2014/engine/match/667711.html"
5	mids	1884	24.9.2011 15:23	"-tell willfir,yoinkster and to make up for it, http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/293422_10... ...150821404855514_700185513_21124079_1144955954_n.jpg"
6	SpookyKid	1464	23.7.2014 15:59	"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28440067"
7	Phipli	1438	14.2.2013 17:40	"http://www.derbycamra.org.uk/winter-beer-festival/"
8	shadowqueen	1333	15.5.2012 17:57	"-tell Phipli did i see this link from you? http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml"
9	NakedDaro	1237	16.5.2007 1:10	"-tell yoinkster www.topgear.com/coolwall"
10	willfir	1202	3.10.2010 21:35	"http://astropointy.kicks-ass.net/~willfir/BSODerror.JPG"

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	Zeus	3859	16.3.2011 14:02	"midget porn is hilariouis"
2	yoinkster	2482	24.1.2008 22:18	"but yet, according to the douche behind you, its clearly ur fault for going slow, so they have sex with ur bumper"
3	NakedDaro	1805	15.1.2008 0:30	"and slowly (and sexily) undressing"
4	shadowqueen	1746	22.6.2011 13:13	""Don't be scared, I'm a friendly man, I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened""
5	astropoint	1651	4.5.2009 23:06	"pu has his doctoral progression by the end of june"
6	judgesuds	1564	27.4.2007 1:26	"daro have you ever done two cock one mouth?"
7	mids	1041	4.5.2011 16:55	"so i have spanish oral on monday 16th, spanish writing/reading on the 17th, and thesis talk on the 18th"
8	Smelly_Kat	953	5.6.2007 19:55	"Oh stop waving your e-penis around BigG :P"
9	firstchoice	839	16.3.2006 1:24	"they don't usually suck/fuck though"
10	willfir	770	24.7.2011 22:46	"just porn music as the lights go down and they shut the door before the camera"

Top 10 Twofo Geeks

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	284	14.3.2011 19:37	"because I find that sort of thing amusing in a weird geeky sort of way"
2	Zeus	171	18.1.2012 20:11	"bunch of fucking geeks you all are really"
3	shadowqueen	137	6.12.2008 18:15	"geeky shadowqueen has glasses 8-)"
4	yoinkster	109	8.9.2010 17:27	"what was the geeks name in dollhouse"
5	NakedDaro	82	16.3.2007 23:34	"hes a geek at heart is yoinkster"
6	Smelly_Kat	75	16.8.2007 20:22	"any self respecting geek always has a supply of thermal grease"
7	ZeeClone	74	21.1.2009 13:39	"having a brother who is a linux geek makes life much easier"
8	judgesuds	63	21.3.2007 1:01	* michsucksawesome watched a whole series of beauty and the geek last night
9	Kegger	55	14.8.2008 11:19	'You know yoyu're a geek when you make a fort in a multi-millionare mansion'
10	indecisivebarf	50	6.7.2008 22:30	"just like a real social, only even geekier :P"

Bad language users

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	mids	11625	17.4.2011 12:02	"i managed to get no sleep on friday night cause dad snores like a fucking train"
2	yoinkster	10979	10.8.2013 21:52	"hahahahahaha not only that but my answers have to be different from every other cunt on the site, so I cannot use pointless"
3	Zeus	7041	24.8.2007 10:57	"im no fucking McGuiver"
4	willfir	4167	22.4.2010 21:57	"just boot the bastards out"
5	NakedDaro	3149	26.1.2008 12:43	"how the fuck did a fail this course??!!!"
6	BigG	2587	7.11.2004 21:33	"It went along the lines of "Yes I'v done it... Oh shit that's my hard drive that it's working on!!!""
7	Smelly_Kat	2433	1.12.2005 14:18	"have a good shit yoink :-p"
8	ZeeClone	1507	2.11.2007 0:03	"Well that was singulary fucking depressing tv"
9	astropoint	1341	15.2.2007 12:35	"well of course it fucking well isn't"
10	judgesuds	1161	28.2.2008 23:59	"i scouted digg and its all shit"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	179663	15.7.2010 17:52	"hehe"
2	NakedDaro	30606	12.5.2008 18:26	":("
3	itsmonktastic	26494	30.3.2007 19:19	"heh"
4	Zeus	24717	11.4.2007 18:06	"oh"
5	BigG	22753	25.4.2006 19:48	"Heh"
6	judgesuds	17869	30.5.2009 2:25	":p"
7	mids	17574	25.5.2011 15:38	"lols"
8	Smelly_Kat	13738	10.2.2006 18:12	"lol"
9	Kegger	13527	18.5.2008 20:05	"What"
10	shadowqueen	13215	13.10.2011 0:52	"hehe"

Top 10 quoting people

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	3512	11.7.2007 2:27	"[2007-07-11 02:25] LUA ERROR: C:\Program Files\BCDC++\scripts\action.lua:7: <name> expected near `('"
2	Smelly_Kat	799	9.10.2007 20:11	"[20:08:10] <NakedDaro> all he had to do was work out equation of line between to points in 3d <--- seriously?!"
3	BigG	602	13.6.2006 17:28	"[17:20] <wiggle> you about?"
4	yoinkster	588	20.8.2006 19:04	"or perhaps the <ChatBOT> yoinkster has joined ChatBOT"
5	NakedDaro	556	23.5.2007 20:10	"[20:05:43] <NakedDaro> recommend me a yes minister/prime minister"
6	Zeus	356	17.4.2007 16:27	"-tell MUXU - [2006-12-12 22:50:05] <Muxu> SOB, if I know who Zeus are, I will kick his/her ass"
7	Anubis	195	25.12.2010 0:14	"[00:14:18] <2nubis> i left australia in august"
8	Rampage	178	2.12.2010 23:45	"[23:42:08] <(www)Kegger> does anyone know, or can anyone check, how big the 64 bit version of windows is on the server? <---- this tells me iso size"
9	mids	160	28.5.2009 19:50	"<Hub-Security> Your IP or Hostname is banned"
10	Echelon	156	29.4.2006 18:54	"<Tux> Cryfield-hooligan: I recommend u stop wasting ur time and get linux instead!! www.linux.org"

Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	4565	25.11.2005 0:42	"any problems can be blamed on the resnet though"
2	Rampage	703	15.2.2006 23:29	"ITS must have noticed, that despite the lag there are fewer problems"
3	Smelly_Kat	533	18.11.2005 14:14	"to kick some ITS ass!!"
4	Echelon	497	8.1.2006 3:19	"might want to add that a DNS server is suppose to be able to handle a much heavier use than the RESNET can ever give ITS"
5	yoinkster	424	25.4.2012 22:33	"didnt people say the same thing about windows 95. ARGH ITS ALL DIFFERENT :P"
6	Zeus	333	28.11.2005 18:47	"people *really* should know after 7 days of RESNET instability"
7	NakedDaro	248	10.3.2007 18:31	"Mr ITS has forgotten the router password"
8	BigG	243	29.9.2005 18:18	"Max upload that anyone will get off resnet is ~10Mbps"
9	xyzzy	156	1.12.2006 12:18	"and resnet upload is 256Kbit"
10	willfir	148	24.2.2010 11:32	"you can torrent from within your department, but not from resnet (i.e. student accommodation) or from other public connections (library etc)"

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	20631	27.8.2008 10:21	"hello NakedDaro"
2	NakedDaro	4589	6.12.2006 14:55	"morning twofo"
3	Rampage	3286	1.3.2006 20:42	"hey astropoint i installed the codec"
4	Smelly_Kat	3001	1.11.2005 18:20	"hey Cocodude, hows you?"
5	judgesuds	2994	23.1.2006 17:42	"hey CrAzYfOoL hey yoinkster hey astroturf"
6	SpookyKid	2843	10.3.2006 13:28	"hey Rampage, had any sleep yet?"
7	BigG	2735	22.1.2013 18:11	"Evening all"
8	shadowqueen	2439	11.8.2008 20:27	"hi mich thankyou for the article :/"
9	Zeus	1903	21.11.2005 15:52	"hey Smelly_Kat"
10	mids	1565	17.8.2011 16:28	"morning"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	1514	18.11.2005 21:09	"that'll cool things down"
2	itsmonktastic	1016	18.9.2007 20:34	"But you've chosen pub, which is cool."
3	yoinkster	940	16.8.2006 23:42	"ok cool so i got all of that"
4	mids	536	14.7.2009 12:58	"guess i'd better head to the bank / get some noms as there's dirty old-people-food in the fridge and no cool young-people-food"
5	Smelly_Kat	458	11.3.2007 16:17	"cool, so I shall add you as an almost certainly definiate then"
6	NakedDaro	381	7.2.2007 0:34	"he's the typical cool black guy"
7	judgesuds	368	20.2.2007 20:37	"ooo i have listened to this is cool"
8	Kegger	307	2.6.2008 22:55	"but im tryin to cool down my mind so i can go to sleep in a few"
9	BigG	304	8.10.2010 21:37	"You mean super cool and generally awesome?"
10	indecisivebarf	293	4.8.2007 11:41	"u airdrum too? cool!"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	25745	8.10.2007 21:33	"shove in a 512 stick and it is like a new computer"
2	BigG	2656	9.5.2007 18:25	"LucidIon once played his hdd with mplayer :P"
3	Zeus	2547	11.10.2005 21:12	"no, u have to piss on ur monitor"
4	NakedDaro	1948	30.7.2007 16:29	"this is old computer"
5	Smelly_Kat	1925	7.9.2007 21:28	"I only need 1GB of RAM for it"
6	yoinkster	1787	7.8.2009 23:06	"funnily enough I do actually have cpuz"
7	willfir	1776	30.1.2011 19:50	"no DVD drive on the netbook"
8	itsmonktastic	1684	5.1.2007 23:16	"stupid slow CD drive"
9	Kegger	1667	7.8.2008 16:36	"no not like the ee pc"
10	mids	1534	30.8.2011 22:36	"her husband's secret ingredient"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	BigG	4186	26.7.2006 18:49	"Heh"
2	SpookyKid	2533	19.6.2006 20:02	"heh"
3	Blood God	1946	17.12.2006 0:33	"Heh."
4	NakedDaro	1730	24.6.2007 12:31	"heh"
5	itsmonktastic	1704	3.9.2008 2:00	"Heh"
6	judgesuds	1288	13.4.2008 22:46	"heh"
7	Zeus	1072	18.7.2008 20:51	"heh"
8	firstchoice	722	23.10.2006 1:27	"heh"
9	willfir	671	4.7.2010 22:44	"heh"
10	Phipli	637	26.5.2009 23:36	"heh"

Video Spammers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	8836	6.11.2011 12:35	"BS Player playing: Burn Notice - 5x13 - Damned If You Do (00:42:54)"
2	NakedDaro	2771	12.4.2007 15:08	"I'm watching One Piece - 046 - Following the Straw Hat! Little Buggy's Big Adventure.avi - 0:05:45/0:... ...24:05"
3	Rampage	1141	24.10.2009 13:49	* Rampage is watching Friends - 9x03 - TOW The Pediatrician.avi
4	SpookyKid	593	12.1.2013 1:23	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (The Big Bang Theory - 1x01 - Pilot) stats (00:00:04 of 00:22:55)"
5	mids	558	13.10.2010 22:35	"WMP 12 playing "Damages . S01E10 . Sort Of Like A Family.avi" (0:42:22) at 1156kbps in 5.1DTS"
6	ZeeClone	332	22.2.2009 18:35	"Media Player Classic (playing): Numb3rs.S05E08.HDTV.XviD-LOL.[VTV].avi (349.61 MiB) - 0:04:55/0:... ...40:43"
7	Smelly_Kat	282	26.2.2007 20:24	"kaffeine(0.8.2) playing smallville.s03e01.exile.avi (350M) (16:29/42:16)"
8	itsmonktastic	238	23.4.2007 23:47	"Media Player Classic playing: zx.escaflowne.25.divx503.ogm - Yeah?"
9	willfir	236	27.10.2010 22:06	* willfir is watching: Futurama - S05E08 - The Why Of Fry [dd].avi - 00:00:01/00:2... ...1:40
10	indecisivebarf	102	25.8.2007 15:04	"I am watching: One Foot In The Grave - 103 - The Valley of Fear.avi -- 0:00:43/0:29:05 (2% done)"

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	3759	18.8.2006 22:55	"Keynes - we've moved on from linux now"
2	Echelon	2102	27.5.2007 13:59	"cus mandrake is not even supported anymore.. that's been turned into mandriva"
3	Smelly_Kat	1309	18.5.2006 22:27	"and I also prefer gnome to kde"
4	itsmonktastic	892	19.12.2006 17:00	"i'm debian, and pretty sure Smelly_Kat is gentoo but dunno about Blood_God"
5	BigG	774	8.5.2006 14:40	"All she was doing was installing KDE!"
6	NakedDaro	501	14.1.2008 19:50	"you seem to fail to understand the concept of 'capitalism' Tux"
7	Rampage	456	30.4.2007 17:26	"http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65041&highlight=ebuyer <-- saw it on there"
8	Zeus	358	10.6.2007 23:35	"-tell Tux [23:32] <ZeusAgain> -flipacoin will Tux share?"
9	Cocodude	321	29.12.2006 15:53	"And see how much advertising I can do for GigaTux in the new year (December's a dead month pretty much)"
10	ThePenguin	254	5.9.2013 9:59	"and to be honest, i will probably just end up installing steam on linux"

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	22920	6.3.2006 12:06	"do you think this still coutns as a monologue..."
2	BigG	6301	8.3.2007 21:43	* BigG notes to do more frequent backups...
3	Zeus	4818	8.1.2005 16:18	"whichever u prefer, so we;re all shit? hmm...."
4	yoinkster	2079	2.5.2006 17:01	"just for that zee ..."
5	Phipli	1988	26.1.2012 18:28	"and you are there because..."
6	NakedDaro	1927	26.10.2006 1:52	"and how did u know it was big...."
7	indecisivebarf	1422	27.12.2007 14:56	"my ratio has gone down..."
8	mids	1370	2.6.2009 0:43	"beer on the other hand..."
9	whyiseverynicktaken	1185	9.4.2007 17:08	"and just in case i didnt swear enough times........."
10	shadowqueen	849	30.11.2008 16:46	"shadowqueen fails... epically..."

Top Twofo Spankers!

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	Smelly_Kat	2305	8.3.2007 13:45	"I'll spank him when I see him next!"
2	NakedDaro	457	23.10.2006 23:07	"/spanks self for acting like an arts student"
3	astropoint	376	16.11.2005 15:59	"spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank"
4	judgesuds	251	17.2.2006 17:03	"hah, i just have visions of spanking now kat"
5	whyiseverynicktaken	249	25.11.2005 0:24	"in nigeria my friend was telling me that if any adult sees anyone's kids misbehaving they can spank them"
6	Mads	232	16.11.2005 15:42	* mads passes on spank to Kat
7	ZeeClone	221	31.10.2008 20:53	"happy birthday Spanky_Kat!"
8	Echelon	210	13.12.2005 0:07	"yea dirty and always spanking someone"
9	Zeus	135	19.6.2006 16:00	"i'm honoured tobe your spanklete"
10	itsmonktastic	119	19.2.2007 21:33	"i can't tell whether that was an enthusiastic spank or what :s"

Audio Spammers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	yoinkster	2865	6.6.2009 1:48	"yoinkster is listening to Baby Bash's Cyclone, track number 2 from the album Cyclone {00:01 of 03:59 || [|---------]} so you should be too. {more awesomes music at http://www.last.fm/user/yoinkster/"
2	mids	2555	10.12.2010 22:36	"Winamp 5.601 playing "Scott Kerr - Dance Of The Shugah Plumb Hookah" (0:00:17/0:02:36 ) at 192kbps in 5.1 DTS"
3	astropoint	2268	17.1.2009 1:34	* astropoint is listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - 1991-07-20 - Disc Jockey Limericks {32kbps} (00:12 of 28:31 [|---------])
4	NakedDaro	2164	4.10.2008 22:50	"I'm listening to Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Part I-IV) by Pink Floyd from the album Wish You Were Here at 756kbps [|---------]"
5	SpookyKid	1268	18.3.2006 13:01	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.20) playing (Gothminister - Devil) stats(4% of 03:07 [|---------])"
6	Ohhhhyeah	972	25.8.2006 1:52	"Joy Division - 01.Love Will Tear Us Apart is playing at the moment for a total length of 03:11 [|--------- ])"
7	shadowqueen	970	23.12.2010 13:42	"is listening to The Birthday Massacre - Pins And Needles at 256kbps ( 00:05 - 04:19 [|---------]) More Queenie music can be found at http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen"
8	Phipli	961	4.1.2009 0:20	* Phipli is listening to the awesome Rock track, I'm So Free by Lou Reed
9	BigG	877	17.11.2005 22:56	"Winamp(5.10) playing (Less Than Jake - All My Best Friends Are Metal Heads - 128kbps) - (03:33 [-------|--])"
10	itsmonktastic	855	21.8.2008 2:38	"The Monk is currently digging: "Sikertelenség" by Venetian Snares from the album " Rossz Csillag Allat Született" - Yeah?"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	99238	30.3.2007 21:58	"you mean how long since you said you were off to play zelda?"
2	Zeus	18024	29.1.2006 20:55	"what downloading really slowly??"
3	NakedDaro	11868	22.10.2007 22:01	"you want to install something?"
4	judgesuds	11458	3.4.2009 1:32	"did you just wave at them?"
5	itsmonktastic	8831	17.6.2007 15:48	"The Monk is currently digging: "Nullsleep - Her Lazer Light Eyes from the album "Electric Heart Strike"" - Yeah?"
6	shadowqueen	8033	29.8.2008 22:12	"does you have picture?"
7	mids	7815	13.5.2009 19:02	"oh wait, so they just want a wifi printer?"
8	Phipli	7640	4.1.2009 18:18	"do I want to block the broadcast address 137.205.255.255?"
9	BigG	6781	17.11.2006 9:14	"How's that different...?"
10	Kegger	6138	21.4.2011 2:10	"But I hadn't had a haircut for 4 months?"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	31802	1.12.2005 2:23	"hehe - LANs are so good"
2	BigG	7928	1.11.2005 1:19	"Hehe good ol' duefo :P"
3	itsmonktastic	7492	18.12.2006 2:27	"i've managed to put linux on this pc without anyone noticing mwahaha"
4	mids	6949	27.11.2007 1:48	"lol, i do that enough in analysis"
5	Smelly_Kat	6865	11.11.2005 12:43	"lol...my penis is fucking massive Zeus!"
6	NakedDaro	6077	26.5.2006 2:56	"would lol, but did similar this year myself"
7	Zeus	6036	7.11.2004 20:03	"haha yeah we had tht in loxley aswell"
8	indecisivebarf	4004	15.5.2007 18:01	"lol. just occasionally... :)"
9	whyiseverynicktaken	3836	1.7.2006 20:48	"hehe"
10	Rampage	3779	21.2.2006 23:08	"hehe i have 10kb/s upload"

Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	13676	29.8.2008 18:30	"*steak"
2	NakedDaro	2392	31.10.2007 14:49	"*kick MightyMouse go away frenchy"
3	Kegger	1120	29.8.2008 20:53	"*rhythm"
4	Smelly_Kat	921	24.11.2006 4:53	"*yawn"
5	Zeus	917	2.3.2011 8:34	":S*"
6	yoinkster	841	13.5.2009 22:01	"bodmas*"
7	Phipli	570	27.9.2010 20:43	"*Jobs"
8	shadowqueen	495	21.1.2009 10:27	"*because you're a freak ¬_¬"
9	willfir	478	3.12.2009 23:31	"behaviour*"
10	Rampage	430	29.1.2008 18:40	"*Zeus"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	5891	15.3.2015 6:42	"surely the irish are drunk too much to be druglords"
2	mids	2823	10.4.2010 16:07	"i'll just have some beer later :D"
3	shadowqueen	1796	1.2.2010 16:08	"i think they sell beer"
4	NakedDaro	1165	14.11.2006 15:00	"gettin drunk to fall asleep to wake up a a reasonable time hasnt worked"
5	Zeus	1045	14.10.2007 21:57	* Zeus hopes he never got *that* drunk
6	Phipli	1021	22.5.2009 20:18	""-Phipli Should I have a beer?""
7	BigG	916	15.5.2006 17:55	* BigG bought two bottles of beer for a learning break
8	ThePenguin	857	30.6.2013 23:10	"awesome, might just go and grab a beer"
9	judgesuds	857	13.11.2008 19:47	"Ah but you can have beer and pub"
10	yoinkster	767	6.10.2004 0:03	"jdf - try snake bites and cider black"

Top 10 stats freaks

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	4243	18.1.2009 21:26	"worthy of a chatkill in it's own way that"
2	SpookyKid	936	6.4.2013 19:09	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Have I Got News for You s45e01.hannibal) stats (00:02:36 of 00:28:58)"
3	BigG	435	9.5.2007 18:33	"Heh heh heh, that is sooooo close to a chatkill for monk"
4	yoinkster	385	10.10.2008 22:43	"I reckon they do stats on who uses what link to get to the "home" page"
5	NakedDaro	385	1.11.2006 2:04	"yay! now ahead of firstchoice in the last 30 days stats"
6	Rampage	315	15.3.2008 23:14	"ooh dogtanians stats reply doens;t show on here"
7	itsmonktastic	244	6.9.2008 16:46	"At least the lines that happen to pop up in the stats :p"
8	Smelly_Kat	163	23.4.2006 18:36	"--- crocus.csv.warwick.ac.uk ping statistics ---"
9	willfir	157	29.5.2011 19:07	"then i tested 3 or 4 or whatever and by then pu had put it on stats so i left it"
10	ZeeClone	149	8.12.2008 19:36	* ZeeCloned manual winamp spams - Nightwish - Dead Boys Poem - It Are Maximum Sexeh: You should be too

Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	218	28.12.2005 1:45	"-movie The American President"
2	SpookyKid	193	7.10.2016 15:21	"-film the alchemist cookbook"
3	yoinkster	184	7.1.2005 18:15	"-film national treasure"
4	wiggle	129	16.6.2006 23:50	"-movie emperors new groove"
5	SouthernSteel	91	26.2.2006 18:35	"-movie snakes on a plane"
6	Keynes	51	2.4.2006 1:14	"-movie andela lansbury"
7	Ohhhhyeah	50	11.6.2006 20:30	"-film american pie 2"
8	Johnno	50	5.5.2006 1:40	"-randomfilm"
9	NakedDaro	45	13.2.2007 21:22	"-movie Gridiron Gang"
10	Rampage	44	12.4.2008 22:57	"-movie thomas crown affair"

Those who like giving huggles

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	Kegger	327	27.4.2008 22:20	"Yay! *huggles teh Daro*"
2	NakedDaro	284	6.6.2007 15:06	"noone wants huggles from you mich"
3	judgesuds	284	17.4.2008 21:45	* Mich huggles yoinkster cause he likes it too
4	shadowqueen	271	25.8.2008 12:57	"*huggles* poor kegger"
5	itsmonktastic	144	4.8.2007 0:35	"What's wrong with huggles?"
6	SpookyKid	99	6.12.2012 22:46	"I like giving huggles"
7	ZeeClone	76	12.12.2008 20:01	"and if you explain the day you've been having doubtless huggles will ensue"
8	Mads	69	9.4.2009 17:03	* mads gives the queenie huggles
9	mids	42	21.12.2008 16:19	"*huggles for Kegger*"
10	willfir	34	22.11.2009 23:50	"poor baby :( huggles"