Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	179659	13.3.2008 18:21	"right"
2	NakedDaro	30606	13.8.2007 14:07	"yes"
3	itsmonktastic	26494	18.4.2008 18:03	"Argh."
4	Zeus	24717	27.12.2007 0:00	"wha?"
5	BigG	22753	15.10.2009 17:52	"Hmmm"
6	judgesuds	17869	1.5.2008 12:38	"eww"
7	mids	17574	11.6.2011 8:48	"fair"
8	Smelly_Kat	13738	24.1.2006 17:15	"no"
9	Kegger	13527	21.12.2008 20:48	"yay"
10	shadowqueen	13215	8.12.2010 15:38	"do it"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	5890	28.4.2009 23:21	"well they need that alcohol to govern the way they do ;)"
2	mids	2823	17.6.2008 14:16	"i think that calls for a beer to celebrate"
3	shadowqueen	1796	9.12.2009 14:01	"would you like to come over for dinner alcohol and possible sherlock holmage?"
4	NakedDaro	1165	28.2.2008 18:34	"there are actually 2 beers called black sheep i think"
5	Zeus	1045	25.12.2006 17:09	"Ohhhhyeah get too drunk?"
6	Phipli	1021	18.9.2011 22:45	"and dream of bbqs and beer"
7	BigG	916	11.12.2010 23:05	"Bah, well I don't have /excessive/ amounts of beer :("
8	ThePenguin	857	9.4.2013 22:36	"i think im going to try dressing gown and more alcohol as the best solution"
9	judgesuds	857	28.8.2008 1:56	"twofo too fast mich had too many beers to read"
10	yoinkster	767	7.1.2007 1:53	"and was drinking triple vodkas and red bull"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	BigG	4186	17.5.2007 13:04	"Heh"
2	SpookyKid	2533	13.10.2013 1:42	"heh"
3	Blood God	1946	21.8.2006 21:28	"heh"
4	NakedDaro	1730	21.5.2007 22:34	"heh"
5	itsmonktastic	1704	26.4.2007 19:30	"heh"
6	judgesuds	1288	17.3.2008 0:13	"heh"
7	Zeus	1072	21.4.2007 21:35	"heh"
8	firstchoice	722	21.4.2009 10:26	"heh"
9	willfir	671	10.11.2010 15:03	"heh"
10	Phipli	637	13.9.2010 16:47	"heh"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	210170	6.12.2007 22:54	"evening indecisivebarf :P"
2	BigG	32508	5.10.2011 21:17	"Although we do get to finish at 1530 on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday ¬_¬"
3	itsmonktastic	29081	4.9.2007 11:15	"And is dressed as a chicken ^.^"
4	yoinkster	26274	10.10.2006 22:38	"oof, 80, push for the 100 :D"
5	NakedDaro	24826	29.4.2009 9:54	"I could probably do the History stuff without any help :P"
6	Kegger	20600	15.1.2009 19:58	"But that wont be till 8:45 :P"
7	shadowqueen	14319	25.3.2011 20:43	"yet OMG ANGELA LANSBURY :D"
8	Smelly_Kat	12768	20.7.2006 22:12	"love you too cunt :P"
9	mids	12710	21.6.2009 23:52	"i don't have music because my sound system is still packed into arbitrary boxes... :/"
10	Zeus	12272	11.11.2005 14:43	"u kids... when will u learn :p"

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	Zeus	3859	7.10.2007 15:24	"i tell NakedDaro i want to rape his face"
2	yoinkster	2482	14.8.2011 22:38	"mids why are you making us watch a gay porn film"
3	NakedDaro	1805	16.5.2007 14:51	"who do you mean by penis?"
4	shadowqueen	1746	17.12.2008 20:17	"ding dong the witch is gone, which old witch, the wicked witch, ding dong the wicked witch is gone ^_^"
5	astropoint	1651	15.1.2011 3:01	"and the authorities are not going to trial test case in the world media on the question of stealing porn"
6	judgesuds	1564	6.4.2008 15:28	"dont find cats sexy Kegger?"
7	mids	1041	14.6.2010 0:50	"ah well, i'll do this exam, then get on the beer later this evening then make sure i rape the arse of metric spaces next week"
8	Smelly_Kat	953	8.5.2007 11:16	"today /really/ could not suck anymore"
9	firstchoice	839	22.3.2006 20:47	"Ohhhhyeah wants to be raped?"
10	willfir	770	21.1.2011 22:03	"mate they match me against people with ranks like "hero" and "legend" and i'm like "mate my rank is cocksucker, so suck my balls""

Video Spammers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	8836	9.1.2015 17:09	"Media Player Classic (Playing): Modern Family - 6x11 - The Day We Almost Died - 00:00:03/00:21:04"
2	NakedDaro	2771	5.3.2008 23:16	"Video spam be this: Futurama - Bender's Big Score.avi 0:00:04/1:28:50"
3	Rampage	1141	29.4.2011 14:45	"VLC playing: "CSI.Miami.S09E20.HDTV.XviD-LOL.avi" (0:00:46/0:43:29)"
4	SpookyKid	593	23.6.2014 18:04	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Robot Chicken - 07x11 - Super Guitario Center) stats (00:00:07 of 00:11:04)"
5	mids	558	5.3.2011 15:53	"WMP 12 playing "The Lord Of The Rings - The Fellowship Of The Ring.avi" (3:19:42 ) at 953kbps in 5.1DTS"
6	ZeeClone	332	17.3.2008 23:26	"The penguins are playing me: Saving Grace - 01x03 - Bless Me, Father, for I Have Sinned.avi ( 350.20 MiB) - 0:31:25/0:43:45"
7	Smelly_Kat	282	12.3.2007 14:19	"kaffeine(0.8.2) playing Family Guy - 6x13 - Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey.avi (141M) (11:57/21:21)"
8	itsmonktastic	238	5.7.2007 13:14	"Media Player Classic (playing): Due South - 1x12 - Hawk And A Handsaw.avi (349.35 MiB) - 0:26:51... .../0:47:08"
9	willfir	236	9.10.2010 17:30	* willfir is watching: MasterChef - The Professionals S03E06.avi - 00:00:02/00:58:30
10	indecisivebarf	102	15.8.2007 19:59	"I am watching: Eureka - 203 - Unpredictable.avi -- 0:05:09/0:43:22 (11% done)"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	99236	9.11.2006 16:02	"you mean because rulers are not always straight?"
2	Zeus	18024	8.11.2006 18:32	"firstchoice - u about?"
3	NakedDaro	11868	15.6.2007 15:23	"BigG`werk - you in leam this weekend?"
4	judgesuds	11458	20.5.2007 16:40	"-flipacoin how screwed am i on a scale of 1 - 10?"
5	itsmonktastic	8831	3.3.2007 19:41	"is there a safe mode bootup sequence?"
6	shadowqueen	8033	24.1.2009 21:38	"O_O ZeeClone you have B&Js?"
7	mids	7815	10.2.2009 21:07	"astro: when you say stats, does it generate them afresh?"
8	Phipli	7640	29.8.2011 18:53	"could you make the engine scream at 6500rpm in second around an island?"
9	BigG	6781	7.4.2006 19:37	"Hmmm... not got Zero Hour then?"
10	Kegger	6138	2.11.2007 3:48	"Either of you guys heard of 'Explosions in the sky'?"

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	22918	12.5.2007 18:01	"before you get too..."
2	BigG	6301	8.2.2006 2:33	"It's got a shit resolution..."
3	Zeus	4818	15.12.2005 0:22	"ive had enough groupsex for a while thank you..."
4	yoinkster	2079	9.1.2011 17:41	"do you remmeber in JM there was one kitchen with really big dude, looked like a total compunktar nerd ...."
5	Phipli	1988	9.4.2011 12:05	"then I'll go out for a spin on my bike..."
6	NakedDaro	1927	22.4.2010 13:41	"I wonder if I'll ever get around to this shower..."
7	indecisivebarf	1422	14.6.2007 21:21	"i dont have a tv in my room like others..."
8	mids	1370	20.12.2008 4:43	"hmm, my card is pretty good actually... better than my desktop card strangely..."
9	whyiseverynicktaken	1185	27.11.2005 1:54	"the calm before the storm....."
10	shadowqueen	849	13.5.2010 0:52	"bugger where did i put that...."

Those who like giving huggles

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	Kegger	327	19.9.2008 10:30	"and hi shadowqueen. :( on the badnews *huggles8"
2	NakedDaro	284	3.11.2007 20:20	* NakedDaro offers mich huggles too
3	judgesuds	284	8.10.2007 21:43	* Mich gives BarfysPainInTheAss welcome back huggles
4	shadowqueen	271	29.4.2009 2:56	* shadowqueenie gives one last huggle
5	itsmonktastic	144	2.7.2007 21:39	"There would be no more huggles for indecisivebarf. :P"
6	SpookyKid	99	20.11.2012 18:48	* SpookyKid gives huggles in return
7	ZeeClone	76	12.2.2009 20:18	* ZeeClone sends random huggles to shadowqueen
8	Mads	69	16.4.2009 14:03	"*huggles shadowqueen*"
9	mids	42	20.3.2009 12:52	"perhaps just huggles then"
10	willfir	34	23.1.2010 18:43	* willfir huggles repairednewt

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	20631	27.11.2005 22:57	"hi whyiseverynicktaken"
2	NakedDaro	4589	9.10.2008 10:10	"Hello Kegger"
3	Rampage	3286	20.1.2006 1:54	"hey all, does any one know why shared files on an external harddisk doesnot appear in DC++"
4	Smelly_Kat	3001	26.11.2005 22:43	"hey whyiseverynicktaken"
5	judgesuds	2994	12.1.2008 1:42	"hi"
6	SpookyKid	2843	21.3.2006 1:28	"hey SoutherSteel, have you whated all the eps of x-men evolution now?"
7	BigG	2735	4.5.2006 12:32	"Morning astropoint, flamingfairy"
8	shadowqueen	2439	28.1.2009 20:00	"hello Zeeee what was it"
9	Zeus	1903	9.12.2005 12:32	"hi Echelon"
10	mids	1565	28.6.2008 7:35	"good morning"

Audio Spammers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	2865	12.12.2005 0:19	"SPAM !! :: yoinkster, just to annoy you, has winamp(5.05) playing Avril Lavigne - Losing Grip {02:41/0... ...3:53 || [------|---]}"
2	mids	2555	13.2.2011 18:47	"Winamp 5.601 playing "Ra - Parole" (0:01:19/0:03:54) at 192kbps in 5.1 DTS"
3	astropoint	2268	16.11.2009 1:28	* astropoint is listening to Horne, Kenneth - Round the Horne - Series 2 - Round the Horne - 66-03-27 - The Escaped War Criminal {128kbps} (01:10...
4	NakedDaro	2164	20.1.2008 20:53	"Music spam be this: Gigantic by Pixies from the album Surfer Rosa & Come On Pilgrim at 910kbps 03:25/03:54 [--------|-]"
5	SpookyKid	1268	27.2.2011 0:43	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.53) playing (Apocalyptica - Fisheye) stats ( 34% of 04:38 [---|------])"
6	Ohhhhyeah	972	17.6.2006 19:49	"Jimmy Pursey - Hurry Up England - Jimm Pursey (Sham 69) - World Cup 2006 Theme Song - Full Version has been adding to the "spam-box" for (00:30 of 03:01 [-|--------])"
7	shadowqueen	970	20.3.2011 21:29	"is listening to Within Temptation - Murder at 320kbps ( 01:02 - 04:16 [--|-------]) More Queenie music can be found at http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen"
8	Phipli	961	23.6.2009 19:41	* Phipli is listening to the Ska track, Monkey Man by The Specials [----|-----]
9	BigG	877	21.11.2005 16:47	"Winamp(5.10) playing (Kotoko - Shooting Star - 320kbps) - (05:22 [--|-------])"
10	itsmonktastic	855	22.5.2007 1:52	"The Monk is currently digging: "Frank Klepacki - Hell March from the album "Command & Conquer: Red Alert"" - Yeah?"

Twofo's top 10 spammers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	2833	15.2.2006 1:37	"*SPAM!!* This spam was brought to you by astropoint & the penguins. Thankyou for taking the time to ignore us"
2	SpookyKid	847	17.9.2020 18:15	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Archer S11E01 The Orpheus Gambit) stats (00:05:28 of 00:23:41)"
3	NakedDaro	498	5.11.2006 3:04	"would spam you - but on wmp"
4	Zeus	457	14.5.2008 12:21	"massive spam kickage"
5	Smelly_Kat	367	26.6.2006 22:37	"I don't spam that much"
6	itsmonktastic	317	18.2.2007 13:28	"plus i get my spam features here"
7	BigG	279	30.1.2006 17:38	"-tell astropoint omfg tell spam!!!!!!111111111oneoneone"
8	yoinkster	277	24.11.2005 19:22	"winamp spammed when G said the next one would be kicked"
9	mids	246	29.4.2008 2:29	"[00:42] Search spam detected from 137.205.131.65:54018 (Nick unknown)"
10	Coyote	202	16.11.2005 19:13	"wooooohooo winamp spam"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	31802	14.6.2006 15:00	"hehe - this even beats my setup :P http://www.boners.com/grub/792432.html"
2	BigG	7928	5.2.2009 18:05	"Haha"
3	itsmonktastic	7492	11.9.2007 12:47	"Hehe, difficult to test too :P"
4	mids	6949	15.2.2009 16:07	"hehe, many apologies"
5	Smelly_Kat	6865	4.1.2006 23:28	"hehe cockmuncher is the new fucksmudge"
6	NakedDaro	6077	26.5.2006 22:33	"lol - saw that vid 2day (kat bouncing) - hilarious"
7	Zeus	6036	5.11.2004 23:56	"hehe, just wanna get rid of it, its lying in my lounge doing sd all"
8	indecisivebarf	4004	7.7.2007 11:16	"hehe"
9	whyiseverynicktaken	3836	5.11.2005 23:39	"lol isnt it funny how all this time its just been the three of us and the min we mention hedgehog sex everyone joins in?"
10	Rampage	3779	5.5.2006 10:44	"hehe, inefficiency of warwick accommodation"

Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	4565	9.1.2007 16:54	"and watch how fast ITS do nothing about it ;)"
2	Rampage	703	27.11.2007 0:28	"-kick ITS You are useless"
3	Smelly_Kat	533	22.8.2007 22:13	"My favorite ITS person from warwick"
4	Echelon	497	18.3.2007 22:36	"I've been on resnet and tunneled through dcs"
5	yoinkster	424	17.6.2006 2:09	"thats much too technologically advanced for das resnet"
6	Zeus	333	21.10.2005 19:13	"the problem is merely ITS are having ResNet problems,"
7	NakedDaro	248	10.9.2007 11:00	* NakedDaro gives ITS a round of applause
8	BigG	243	15.10.2008 14:48	"It's -resnet if you are still there."
9	xyzzy	156	11.10.2006 11:31	"-flipacoin bother to go to resnet meeting?"
10	willfir	148	8.5.2010 14:08	"well if you're uploading from on campus to off campus ITS could theoretically spot it and disconnect you"

Twofo's slappers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	Zeus	213	5.6.2007 20:15	"bitch needs a good slapping"
2	BigG	190	25.1.2006 1:24	* BigG gives the stupid yanks a good slapping
3	NakedDaro	112	26.1.2007 23:49	"MZUNGU ACCEPTS NO SLAPS"
4	astropoint	100	29.5.2013 18:30	"this virus however then also uses your webcam, takes a photo of you, and slaps it onto the page you are looking at and says they now have a permanent record of you for their records"
5	itsmonktastic	91	12.1.2007 16:54	* monk slaps himself into waking up
6	Echelon	89	19.3.2007 23:10	* Echelon waits to get slapped :P
7	TMA	70	29.5. 22:33	"*slaps astro in the mush with a sharp kipper*"
8	judgesuds	63	28.12.2008 22:33	* Judgesuds slaps judgesuds with a brick
9	Cocodude	57	2.8.2007 23:33	* Cocodude slaps astro with a media box
10	ZeeClone	54	13.7.2006 14:23	"and somebody slap BigJim1667 for using l33t in his nick"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	17183	30.5.2006 17:30	"Shere-Punjab, try putting your IP from http://checkip.dyndns.org/ into the IP (or External/WAN IP ) box in File -> Settings -> Connection Settings. Make sure it is the CORRECT IP before asking..."
2	yoinkster	4572	6.9.2009 23:39	"http://www.bash.org/?838192"
3	Zeus	2464	10.8.2010 12:39	"how bout just copying the section of the coding from main.php onto index.php?"
4	BigG	2077	14.12.2005 19:10	"http://bigg.kicks-ass.net/~graham/earthproperties.png"
5	mids	1884	14.2.2012 22:30	"whaddaya know: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/mondays-dar-24.jpg?w=500&h=389"
6	SpookyKid	1463	9.1.2013 15:26	"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20957587 americans"
7	Phipli	1438	22.7.2010 14:37	"http://esuffq.homeip.net/groupBox.png"
8	shadowqueen	1333	9.9.2009 10:11	"http://gg-guys.com/?id=44"
9	NakedDaro	1237	1.2.2008 18:27	"http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/kiffe+ma+mere/video/x3dbu7_kiffe-ma-mere-gay_fun"
10	willfir	1202	17.7.2012 20:20	"http://www.ebuyer.com/search?q=cat5e+50m&x=0&y=0"

Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	13676	29.8.2007 13:05	"*update the dns"
2	NakedDaro	2392	26.10.2006 18:38	"*searches for torrent instead"
3	Kegger	1120	11.4.2008 23:04	"*some other people together?"
4	Smelly_Kat	921	7.12.2005 14:34	"*gamer"
5	Zeus	917	1.2.2007 23:05	"50*"
6	yoinkster	841	5.7.2011 20:08	"but for*"
7	Phipli	570	27.3.2011 12:49	"*or)"
8	shadowqueen	495	3.12.2008 19:44	"i like "grandma got run over by a raindeer*"
9	willfir	478	13.12.2011 18:46	"*was"
10	Rampage	430	14.11.2006 23:37	"*5GiB"

Top 10 beer lovers

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	mids	1891	4.6.2010 23:12	"work and i didn't get to go swimming and i had no mates who wanted beer this evening"
2	astropoint	1507	30.6.2008 12:30	"20 cans of stella..."
3	BigG	633	22.10.2010 22:11	"po: https://bigg.servebeer.com/~graham/astropoint.xml.bz2"
4	Phipli	609	27.2.2011 14:48	"you missed beer mids"
5	NakedDaro	529	8.10.2007 0:08	"and the only acceptable beer was San Miguel"
6	judgesuds	470	31.5.2006 0:09	"bring me beer"
7	GPGrunt	437	10.7.2006 23:35	"and really wanted some liquid bread beer to keep me going and kill the pain"
8	becks	373	9.11.2006 12:14	"TONIGHT I AM - DRINKING BEER"
9	shadowqueen	319	14.12.2008 21:48	"but beer doesnt taste nice"
10	Zeus	304	28.11.2008 18:42	"and beerline cleaner is toxic and caustic"

Bad language users

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	mids	11625	10.11.2010 1:23	"heh this ending reminds me of team america, where the usa come in and fuck everything up, all the ruins and shit in egypt"
2	yoinkster	10979	17.11.2005 18:21	"even tho we were called "bedpanmaster" and "youracunt" etcetc"
3	Zeus	7041	26.7.2006 15:50	"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A DONKEY"
4	willfir	4167	6.1.2010 0:10	"know what else is shit? paolo "i suck cock" nutini"
5	NakedDaro	3149	29.11.2006 11:43	"ah, fuck this, passive mode methinks :("
6	BigG	2587	9.2.2006 19:49	"...shit... next week is week 7..."
7	Smelly_Kat	2433	24.5.2006 17:58	"fuck I can't see straight"
8	ZeeClone	1507	8.5.2006 22:50	"We don't need no water let the mother fucker burn"
9	astropoint	1341	7.8.2013 8:22	"oh for the love of fucking god"
10	judgesuds	1161	28.3.2006 4:48	"cake is also sometime known as "double bollocks""

Top 10 stats freaks

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	4243	3.2.2011 20:54	"that#s when you first appear on the stats :P"
2	SpookyKid	935	2.3.2006 14:24	"still not on the winamp spam list"
3	BigG	435	27.6.2006 22:14	"If astropoint had been involved it'd have been a chatkill ;)"
4	yoinkster	385	6.8.2007 0:35	"look on the stats firstchoice"
5	NakedDaro	385	15.5.2007 16:58	"well, if mooo chatted on here 24/7 and we gave him a chatkill every 10 mins, things could go his way :P"
6	Rampage	315	19.4.2008 16:25	"no risk against chatkills"
7	itsmonktastic	244	3.8.2007 14:17	"I can't believe becks has the same stats page as astropoint"
8	Smelly_Kat	163	18.11.2005 14:37	"more winamp spamming"
9	willfir	157	2.10.2010 22:55	"borderline chatkill territory?"
10	ZeeClone	149	22.4.2006 13:10	"Bloody hell, 400 more lines spooky and you're gonna need an avatar for the stats page"

Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	218	18.3.2006 21:54	"-film Prince Caspian"
2	SpookyKid	193	7.4.2006 14:31	"-film starship troopers"
3	yoinkster	184	1.6.2008 22:56	"-movie The Emperor's New Groove"
4	wiggle	129	27.4.2006 2:26	"-movie devils advocate"
5	SouthernSteel	91	3.6.2006 3:09	"-movie bulletproof monk"
6	Keynes	51	25.3.2006 2:01	"-movie land of the dead"
7	Ohhhhyeah	50	24.1.2006 23:48	"-film the chronicles of narnia"
8	Johnno	50	7.3.2006 19:40	"-randomfilm"
9	NakedDaro	45	31.7.2007 0:00	"-movie star trek"
10	Rampage	44	13.6.2006 22:45	"-movie march of the penguins"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1514	3.6.2009 1:53	"wouldn't cool it down though all that quick"
2	itsmonktastic	1016	4.9.2007 11:16	"Perhaps it's just that lots of people think penguins are cool.."
3	yoinkster	940	30.10.2005 0:11	"really ... cool, glad it works !!"
4	mids	536	28.6.2008 7:43	"hehe nice one muchocoolio :P"
5	Smelly_Kat	458	28.12.2005 1:35	"[01:35] <CoolHandK> ppl, im off campus, set to Passive, but i keep getting connection timeouts <---- off campus astro"
6	NakedDaro	381	8.2.2007 7:05	"that makes him uber-cool"
7	judgesuds	368	14.7.2007 4:01	"he thought it was cool"
8	Kegger	307	19.11.2007 12:07	"Which is rather cool really hehe"
9	BigG	304	4.4.2006 1:56	"Brownian motion is cool :)"
10	indecisivebarf	293	20.3.2007 15:51	"it will take at least 5-10min to cool"

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	3759	8.5.2007 11:18	"by which timew Tux was on ehre asking the same questions :p"
2	Echelon	2102	18.6.2006 22:48	"it's easy to join tho.. just install a linux distro"
3	Smelly_Kat	1309	17.2.2006 18:02	"well apart from linuxdc randomly hogging CPU :S"
4	itsmonktastic	892	11.2.2007 11:29	"i might be able to get it working in linux, if i'm lucky"
5	BigG	774	15.6.2007 12:36	"I'm installing KDE4 when they release it :P"
6	NakedDaro	501	17.10.2007 15:11	"http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=3510698"
7	Rampage	456	29.12.2010 23:25	"*vnc from ubuntu that should say"
8	Zeus	358	24.10.2008 17:24	"wtf is windows gnome :S"
9	Cocodude	321	12.4.2006 18:56	"Smelly_Kat: It's surely in Ubuntu's repository"
10	ThePenguin	254	11.1.2013 0:07	"stats got to love the ability to misuse them :P"

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	NakedDaro	1189	15.1.2007 20:18	"-flipacoin jaffa cakes or chocolate"
2	ZeeClone	1159	28.3.2006 22:01	"-flipacoin breathe in or breathe out?"
3	shadowqueen	996	3.12.2012 10:28	"-coin go crawl back into bed and work there?"
4	astropoint	879	8.2.2006 21:52	"-flipacoin SHould we spank the monkey?"
5	mids	689	26.12.2008 2:29	"-coin risk putting teh blackberry into the computer before areboot?"
6	Zeus	628	10.6.2006 14:03	"-flipacoin download all of friends and burn to dvd?"
7	Kegger	591	15.6.2008 0:18	"-coin more alcohol or not"
8	itsmonktastic	562	30.1.2007 19:09	"-flipacoin Maths or Death Metal?"
9	yoinkster	386	11.12.2006 23:09	"-flipacoin let them get the 3.45gb in one stint"
10	Phipli	347	12.2.2009 23:02	"-coin should I do lots of work tomorrow"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	25745	27.1.2010 0:55	"Right click on my Computer and go to Manage"
2	BigG	2656	25.2.2009 1:02	"I cba to wait up for this damn hdd to format..."
3	Zeus	2547	21.4.2009 20:56	"how do we always end up back on computer stuff"
4	NakedDaro	1948	22.6.2007 0:16	"bring your laptop and externals tomorrow astropoint"
5	Smelly_Kat	1925	22.2.2006 20:30	"my laptop has a really random graphics card in it"
6	yoinkster	1787	14.9.2013 1:47	"right then, graphics card and then the 6 bottles of cider. must get the order correct, in a bit nigger"
7	willfir	1776	16.12.2010 16:46	"possibly not a game worth the few hundred quids for the newest Graphics Card there is"
8	itsmonktastic	1684	1.1.2007 3:26	"jesus christ my laptop heats up a lot"
9	Kegger	1667	12.6.2008 0:15	"http://www.amazon.co.uk/EW-Link-COMPUTER-FAN-LIGHT-1/dp/B000LVDAP0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8... ...&s=electronics&qid=1213226069&sr=8-1"
10	mids	1534	9.1.2011 0:23	"audio: 6 channel, sample rate: pcm 44 or 48, analog out: 5.1, spdif out: check & dts interactive"

Top 10 Twofo Geeks

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	284	1.8.2009 12:49	"http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2009/07/31/high-speed-robotic-hands-will-amaze-you/"
2	Zeus	171	22.3.2008 10:33	"any other geeks around?"
3	shadowqueen	137	24.5.2009 3:42	"thats quite cute in its geekiness :P"
4	yoinkster	109	13.11.2005 19:40	"nows not the best time to interupt teh g33k chat benno !!"
5	NakedDaro	82	21.11.2006 15:38	"no, the whole chattin on here rather than having a life makes me a geek"
6	Smelly_Kat	75	18.11.2005 15:14	"the biggest bondage fans are always geeks"
7	ZeeClone	74	29.5.2006 16:28	"You forget, whyis is a grade a x-men geek"
8	judgesuds	63	6.4.2006 22:03	"what a geek i wouldnt do anything that geeky"
9	Kegger	55	19.1.2009 17:42	"http://londongirlgeekdinners.co.uk/ lol o_O"
10	indecisivebarf	50	24.3.2008 12:18	"all these geeks thinking they are big :P"

Top 10 quoting people

	Nick	Line Count	Random Quote
1	astropoint	3512	30.12.2006 1:22	"[2006-12-03 23:10:56] <astropoint> +me points and shouts at hz saying "I'M OFF CAMPUS YOU FOOL YOU'LL NEVER GET ALL OF GENERALS OFF ME""
2	Smelly_Kat	799	20.8.2007 9:54	"[09:54:24] <NakedDaro> im also happy that i have a day of not working <--- w00t!"
3	BigG	602	25.11.2010 17:29	"[17:26] < Anubis> | wait til you meat me then"
4	yoinkster	588	14.9.2006 21:36	"tinpoo, what was the chav joke wher the punch line was "a <thingy> has class""
5	NakedDaro	556	30.11.2006 21:33	"[21:29] <NakedDaro> test.."
6	Zeus	356	2.12.2006 11:04	"-tell itsmonktastic [11:03] <Bellyache> if anyone sees itsmonktastic can they give him lots of thanks from me!"
7	Anubis	195	5.5.2010 5:59	"[14:58:50] <watzisneim> can't you just drop it in the mail? << election is tomorrow"
8	Rampage	178	26.10.2010 12:17	"for willfir's benefit: [12:15:21] <Dogtanian> Rampage: The answer to attempt to check lua on here? is: Yes"
9	mids	160	20.12.2010 23:28	"-tell mids [23:29:11] <astro> guards guards, witches abroad and good omens mids"
10	Echelon	156	18.6.2006 23:26	"<Tux> I like that :P"