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Top 10 greeting people

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  20603 24.12.2007 11:46 "morning Kat"
2 NakedDaro  4589 21.4.2008 6:32 "Morning"
3 Rampage  3286 15.3.2006 0:55 "hey KAT my PC is not sleeping"
4 Smelly_Kat  3001 8.10.2005 1:01 "hey T-Mac, taken the slot ratio off so you should be able to connect"
5 judgesuds  2994 2.4.2008 15:19 "hi Rampage kegs cocopops"
6 SpookyKid  2841 29.5.2006 13:33 "hello astro"
7 BigG  2735 4.8.2012 9:03 "Morning Phiplii"
8 shadowqueen  2439 11.8.2008 20:27 "hi mich thankyou for the article :/"
9 Zeus  1903 12.8.2006 6:51 "good morning astropoint"
10 mids  1565 17.1.2008 0:58 "hey, you geek - comp sci - what the hell?!"



Those who like to laugh on Twofo

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  31801 14.11.2007 10:10 "lol"
2 BigG  7928 18.10.2006 16:03 "Rofl"
3 itsmonktastic  7492 10.2.2007 19:46 "lmao, that was stupid."
4 mids  6949 8.12.2008 20:12 "lolol awesomes video :P"
5 Smelly_Kat  6865 26.9.2005 23:09 "lol...I'm gonna look now"
6 NakedDaro  6077 26.5.2006 23:03 "lol, just go and count your big bag of jew gold and complain that theres not enough"
7 Zeus  6036 30.11.2005 21:33 "haha id love to see that happen"
8 indecisivebarf  4004 11.3.2010 23:37 "lol, not him. the bank..."
9 whyiseverynicktaken  3836 10.12.2005 0:23 "hehe"
10 Rampage  3779 17.4.2008 4:33 "hehe, i know what you mean mich"



Twofo's cool guys

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  1510 20.7.2009 19:37 "as we are nowhere near cool enough for him to be seen with"
2 itsmonktastic  1016 22.4.2007 15:37 "The Monk is currently digging: "Kool and the Gang - Ladies' Night" - Yeah?"
3 yoinkster  936 24.6.2007 14:59 "i found that windpwns went "oh a drive cool .... ohhhh wait i cant read off it, ill sit here and
pretend i didnt say ive found a drive""
4 mids  536 9.5.2009 23:59 "have to let it cool first"
5 Smelly_Kat  458 9.11.2005 0:06 "your beards cool Zeus!"
6 NakedDaro  381 8.1.2008 21:30 "jack's too cool for those fools :P"
7 judgesuds  368 22.9.2008 18:05 "i told her it wasnt cool"
8 Kegger  307 22.12.2008 11:53 "still only 5 and a half hours to go with an hour for lunch :P thats cool."
9 BigG  304 22.5.2010 23:44 "JonSmith: OLD SKOOL BT"
10 indecisivebarf  293 6.5.2007 18:07 "would be cool to know tho..."



Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  13629 1.9.2006 0:30 "*enquiries"
2 NakedDaro  2392 5.11.2006 16:55 "*dries tears from lesbianspankinferno's eye"
3 Kegger  1120 18.7.2008 23:51 "*GOOD stuff"
4 Smelly_Kat  921 28.4.2006 14:11 "*tags on"
5 Zeus  917 1.7.2011 14:13 "being*"
6 yoinkster  837 25.1.2006 15:19 "* > scrubs"
7 Phipli  570 25.12.2011 22:27 "*whyfail"
8 shadowqueen  495 27.4.2010 19:10 "*young, fat and alone"
9 willfir  478 5.3.2010 2:08 "*would be more better"
10 Rampage  430 16.6.2008 14:29 "use*"



Who complains most about ITS...?

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  4561 24.1.2009 0:23 "ITS are shutting the network down for maintenance"
2 Rampage  703 30.4.2008 16:10 "and if you ignore the ITS warnings, wireless is not atall secure so be careful"
3 Smelly_Kat  533 22.4.2006 14:25 * Smelly Kat goes to port on the ResNet Forums
4 Echelon  497 5.12.2006 22:47 "I think I'm gonna head back to my work.. I just can't concentrate on it with all this crap goin on..
I hate coventry city council... they're as lame as ITS... enough said"
5 yoinkster  423 21.2.2006 2:43 "its like being on the resnet"
6 Zeus  333 27.11.2005 16:29 * Zeus has a feeling resnet will be fucking up tonight
7 NakedDaro  248 27.10.2006 13:51 "exacly wot i told Mr off campus ITS"
8 BigG  243 23.3.2007 9:58 "Why don't ITS send them bills!"
9 xyzzy  156 30.12.2005 16:05 "hmmm, smells like a resnet rant"
10 willfir  148 24.3.2010 20:19 "ITS, windows and resnet-- are all rubbish"



Bad language users

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 mids  11625 19.7.2011 22:20 "-tell yoinkster "Its like they put mega shark vs giant octopus together to create an even shitter
movie!?"
2 yoinkster  10760 23.1.2011 22:20 "thats one fucking long ass film"
3 Zeus  7041 14.12.2005 17:13 "/me thumps Smelly_Kat in the head with a spoon now this should fucking work"
4 willfir  4167 5.3.2011 16:10 "think they only just were in fact, took fucken ages"
5 NakedDaro  3149 6.4.2008 21:32 "And I'll be working with Ansaar, who's a fucking lazy retard."
6 BigG  2587 30.10.2008 0:22 "Then they have a shite UI :("
7 Smelly_Kat  2433 1.12.2005 14:18 "have a good shit yoink :-p"
8 ZeeClone  1507 13.5.2006 23:46 "'twas fucking hilarious"
9 astropoint  1295 6.8.2006 23:03 "as eventually you will get some bastard who will tell you the whole story ;)"
10 judgesuds  1161 14.5.2007 18:38 "oh bollocks i lost then"



Top 10 quoting people

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  3512 23.2.2007 11:21 "[09:30:28] <Dogtanian> Twofo social this weekend. See www.twofo.co.uk for details"
2 Smelly_Kat  799 7.8.2007 18:48 "[18:46:39] <Zed0> friggin macs <--- you allowed your dad to have a mac?!"
3 BigG  602 13.9.2012 17:42 "<Kat> But yes, both ways will work although you'll need to make sure you get your group
by clause correct ;)"
4 yoinkster  588 6.2.2006 18:37 "this is a test|<yoinkster> I see"
5 NakedDaro  556 5.12.2006 23:46 "[23:44] <NakedDaro> wasnt gonna do it for money"
6 Zeus  356 7.10.2006 17:17 "[17:05] <mitch86> astro?"
7 Anubis  195 24.5.2010 1:55 "[10:51:05] <shadowqueen> Winamp(5.57) playing (????? - ????????? - 320kbps) - (03:49
[|---------]) << I love that song"
8 Rampage  179 28.1.2009 16:40 "[18:53:15] <Rampage> /me is watching CSI New York - 1x21 - On the Job.avi <-- could you
please set that"
9 mids  160 3.12.2011 0:02 "<yoinkster> what's that, the catch 44 rip on the server is shit"
10 Echelon  156 6.2.2007 17:24 "<Kat> Sleep!?! Never!"



Twofo's top 10 spammers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  2815 26.1.2007 0:35 "i was jsut spamming whatveer i could"
2 SpookyKid  795 4.12.2011 23:54 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Young Justice - 01x18 - Secre...
...ts.mkv) stats (00:16:15 of 00:22:37)"
3 NakedDaro  498 19.5.2007 0:04 "thats about the third time youve spammed that today"
4 Zeus  457 17.11.2005 0:13 "oh sorry, forgot to say winamp spam!"
5 Smelly_Kat  367 9.2.2007 22:35 "well as you're all spamming"
6 itsmonktastic  317 19.6.2007 2:54 "I spammed that before. Obviously a good song."
7 BigG  279 6.5.2007 18:49 "twofo is not twofo without astrospam"
8 yoinkster  277 8.11.2005 0:10 "since we are liking the winamp spam ..."
9 mids  246 19.12.2009 14:57 "so can't spam my rubbish in from bed"
10 Coyote  202 15.11.2005 15:40 "sorry for the spam i just love the name of the song"



Twofo's slappers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Zeus  213 28.3.2006 2:11 * Zeus slaps Mads in the face with a purple double ended dildo.
2 BigG  190 8.6.2006 0:39 "I think that Ech needs more of a physical bitchslap :)"
3 NakedDaro  112 8.2.2007 0:32 * NakedDaro slaps BigG with Gundam Wing
4 astropoint  98 19.10.2006 22:14 "the only portbou i can find is slap bang int he middle of barcelona"
5 itsmonktastic  91 4.12.2006 18:29 * itsmonktastic slaps astropoint for the hell of it
6 Echelon  89 6.1.2006 15:39 * Echelon slaps yoda for being a spamming cool geeky stats freak
7 TMA  69 5.11.2005 22:52 "*slaps yoinkster around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout*"
8 judgesuds  63 1.6.2007 1:52 * Mich slaps astro with some bacon
9 Cocodude  57 31.10.2005 17:55 * Cocodude slaps Zeus :p
10 ZeeClone  54 25.2.2008 19:34 * ZeeClone mentally bitch slaps nationwide



Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  218 22.10.2007 20:42 "-movie man in the moon"
2 SpookyKid  192 14.9.2013 14:49 "-film this is the end"
3 yoinkster  184 10.10.2009 2:21 "-movie The Emperor's New Groove"
4 wiggle  129 22.6.2006 19:52 "-movie shooting dogs"
5 SouthernSteel  91 16.3.2006 23:02 "-movie Boondock Saints"
6 Keynes  51 25.3.2006 2:01 "-movie land of the dead"
7 Ohhhhyeah  50 26.2.2006 16:45 "-movie godfather iii"
8 Johnno  50 19.7.2006 0:10 "-randomfilm"
9 NakedDaro  45 17.11.2006 21:30 "-randomfilm"
10 Rampage  44 19.11.2007 0:36 "-movie the emperors new groove"



Top 10 Twofo pervs

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Zeus  3859 4.9.2007 17:32 "i can only get cum on other people's faces"
2 yoinkster  2470 11.6.2006 14:10 "ralph is my only real sex slave"
3 NakedDaro  1805 23.5.2006 0:52 "they say my penis is suprisingly black for a white guy..."
4 shadowqueen  1746 20.3.2009 0:00 "oooo does that mean i can rape mich while you're gone"
5 astropoint  1644 29.4.2010 16:21 "in fact a large portion of it is sex really"
6 judgesuds  1564 8.8.2007 1:04 "is that a sexual thing itsmonktastic?"
7 mids  1041 17.2.2010 1:06 * mids sets downloads on all that pron
8 Smelly_Kat  953 25.3.2006 10:02 "argh!! I went on a couple of public hubs for 2mins and my shares being raped"
9 firstchoice  839 16.11.2006 2:08 * firstchoice downloads some hardcore porn
10 willfir  770 31.1.2010 2:16 "you're clearly giving him sexual favours"



Top 10 Twofo Geeks

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  283 6.5.2007 15:48 "friends geeks about?"
2 Zeus  171 9.11.2007 18:36 "i could go on and on and on and on with the geek bashing :p"
3 shadowqueen  137 22.5.2010 20:15 "my entire reputation as resident german department geek hangs on a possible FPS challenge"
4 yoinkster  109 30.4.2006 2:52 "too geeky for my liking"
5 NakedDaro  82 22.11.2006 23:44 "i need to find some geeks to move in with next year"
6 Smelly_Kat  75 10.4.2006 23:31 "being a geek is great! :D"
7 ZeeClone  74 16.12.2012 14:13 "I need to surrender my geek card"
8 judgesuds  63 17.2.2006 16:20 "is water cooling like porn for geeks?"
9 Kegger  55 10.4.2008 19:37 "Can you lovely band of uber geeks help?"
10 indecisivebarf  50 24.8.2008 22:11 "hehe, pgce students, not geeks :P"



Those who like giving huggles

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Kegger  327 21.3.2009 23:49 "*huggles shadowqueen and scowls at judgesuds*"
2 NakedDaro  284 14.10.2007 14:21 * NakedDaro would offer huggles but you would only decline
3 judgesuds  284 17.6.2007 19:16 * Mich gives the dog huggles
4 shadowqueen  271 5.6.2008 13:21 "*huggles* ^_^ dont worry i might be joining you"
5 itsmonktastic  144 22.5.2007 1:54 * itsmonktastic sneaks up and stealth huggles platinumspoon while she's too embarrassed
to notice!
6 SpookyKid  99 20.11.2012 18:48 * SpookyKid gives huggles in return
7 ZeeClone  76 1.10.2008 18:27 * ZeeClone huggles shadowqueen for the loss of wireless
8 Mads  69 9.4.2009 17:03 * mads gives the queenie huggles
9 mids  42 23.12.2008 23:35 "*huggles shadowqueen*"
10 willfir  34 10.1.2010 0:59 "aww thanks queenie *huggle*"



Those who can't complete their sentences...

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  22771 7.9.2017 16:19 "you know those funky funeral stone eyes they put over the eyes of greek heroes etc before they
are cremated....I swear this guy has them on on his driving licence photo..."
2 BigG  6301 1.3.2009 20:34 "Which is not exactly in the spirt of things..."
3 Zeus  4818 6.6.2007 9:50 "i need to change that tag...."
4 yoinkster  2075 9.10.2006 13:34 "on here or in wondows or ...."
5 Phipli  1988 10.11.2012 13:43 "perhaps if I ask for some time in lieu for this week I can have another full week..."
6 NakedDaro  1927 20.10.2006 12:57 "damn astros holiday..."
7 indecisivebarf  1422 28.3.2007 17:19 "i dont know where the manual is tho..."
8 mids  1370 12.12.2008 12:19 "hm... where's my outlook gone..."
9 whyiseverynicktaken  1185 14.3.2006 21:10 "oh the opportunities................"
10 shadowqueen  849 8.4.2009 22:14 "first catch your house...."



People who love to ask questions

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  98940 23.11.2005 15:16 "and how do you know about the ninjas zeus?"
2 Zeus  18024 5.9.2007 9:24 "is NakedDaro on benifits?"
3 NakedDaro  11868 6.2.2008 22:16 "so what happened with americax on super tuesday mixh?"
4 judgesuds  11458 31.5.2007 9:04 "anything fun and exciting?"
5 itsmonktastic  8831 16.5.2007 0:56 "Media Player Classic playing: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - 11 [wind].avi - Yeah?"
6 shadowqueen  8033 20.12.2011 23:29 "you mean... the original spelling of the name?"
7 mids  7815 23.7.2011 14:49 "how's your day going?"
8 Phipli  7640 5.12.2008 8:52 "hey. anyone else having trouble connecting to yahoo?"
9 BigG  6781 14.5.2006 21:26 "Is there ever a time for Tentacle Rape?"
10 Kegger  6137 4.4.2008 16:15 "so you see ecah other pretty regularly then?"



Top 10 stats freaks

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  4233 21.9.2007 10:21 "actually boincstats.com?"
2 SpookyKid  885 29.6.2014 16:56 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Futurama - 3x04 - Parasites
Lost) stats (00:00:14 of 00:21:42)"
3 BigG  435 4.11.2007 12:59 * BigG`werk wonders how many chatkills tinpu has got now :P
4 NakedDaro  385 22.10.2006 23:54 "more detail (i actually understand some stats)"
5 yoinkster  381 9.4.2006 0:52 * yoinkster hopes that goes on the stats
6 Rampage  315 12.1.2008 11:38 "its better than doing maths or stats modules in some ways :)"
7 itsmonktastic  244 11.7.2007 3:40 "So does this mean that /me doesn't chatkill?"
8 Smelly_Kat  163 15.2.2007 21:55 "reminds me of Coyote and his winamp spam"
9 willfir  157 1.11.2010 11:46 "shit so many stats available"
10 ZeeClone  149 7.8.2006 21:40 "-8ball will astro add -seen to the stats"



Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 NakedDaro  1189 17.12.2006 12:00 "-flipacoin keep up to date with naruto or only watch complete series"
2 ZeeClone  1159 16.4.2006 22:35 "-flipacoin burn a random witch?"
3 shadowqueen  996 30.4.2010 14:01 "-coin supermarket or londis?"
4 astropoint  875 7.11.2006 21:24 "-flipacoin Kick the on campus retarts who persist in downlaoding from me?"
5 mids  689 14.3.2009 2:33 "-coin pack stuff up now or do it in 6 hours"
6 Zeus  628 23.2.2006 19:40 "-flip a coin 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 10 or 11 or 12"
7 Kegger  591 25.3.2008 22:52 "-flipacoin bed or chat?"
8 itsmonktastic  562 27.8.2008 23:15 "-flipacoin Are you a girl?"
9 yoinkster  386 18.2.2006 21:11 "-flipacoin bbc1 or C4 or C5 or jim or bob or steve"
10 Phipli  347 24.3.2009 15:37 "-coin should astroqueen make up and be friends?"



Video Spammers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  8836 17.12.2011 20:48 "BS Player playing: Have I Got News for You - 42x08 - 2011.12.12 - Miranda Hart, Reginald D. Hunter
, Tom Watson (Extended) (00:42:02)"
2 NakedDaro  2771 20.2.2007 19:53 "SHPSM TIME: I'm watching Bleach - 039 - The Man Of Immortality.avi (201.71 MiB) - 0:02:29/0:23:14"
3 Rampage  1141 25.2.2011 21:52 "VLC playing: "Lois And Clark - 1x22 - The House of Luthor (2).avi" (0:00:08/0:46:49)"
4 mids  558 4.12.2011 18:15 "WMP 12 playing "4Minute - Ready Go [720p].mp4" (0:03:32) at 2385kbps in 5.1DTS"
5 SpookyKid  551 2.4.2017 15:54 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Rick.and.Morty.S03E01.The.Ins...
...ide.Out.720p.AS.WEBRip.AAC2.0.H.264-monkee) stats (00:00:08 of 00:22:46)"
6 ZeeClone  332 25.7.2006 22:20 "Media Player Classic (playing): 24 - 05x17 - 2300 - 0000.avi (348.58 MiB) - 0:00:05/0:43:00"
7 Smelly_Kat  282 27.9.2007 21:15 "kaffeine(0.8.5) playing Paycheck CD1.avi (31) (0:10/66:58)"
8 itsmonktastic  238 7.3.2008 0:59 "Media Player Classic (playing): [R-F]_Hikaru_no_Go_58.avi (169.23 MiB) - 0:00:11/0:23:24"
9 willfir  236 20.9.2010 23:59 * willfir is watching: The Inbetweeners s03e02 .thbox.hannibal.avi - 00:00:04/00:...
...25:09
10 indecisivebarf  102 20.8.2007 12:57 "I am watching: TMNT - 301 - Beneath These Streets.avi -- 0:00:08/0:22:17 (0% done)"



Twofo's alcoholics

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  5873 8.7.2006 22:31 "i got rid of the "beer" online lines"
2 mids  2823 30.1.2012 21:10 "also ale festival is soon"
3 shadowqueen  1796 31.3.2011 18:27 "dear me i could do with a nice cold drink of cider"
4 NakedDaro  1165 28.11.2007 23:12 "i only had 4 pints of guiness"
5 Zeus  1045 20.4.2010 21:21 "at least he didnt drink all ur beer"
6 Phipli  1021 25.5.2009 19:59 ""(Not suitable for use with cider)""
7 BigG  916 19.3.2010 18:00 "Heh, clearly you need BEER mids."
8 ThePenguin  857 5.6.2013 18:38 "but i would imgine with them giving you a hire car it is unlikely they will also make you drunk"
9 judgesuds  857 18.11.2010 16:06 "guess its cocktail hour"
10 yoinkster  765 15.11.2006 21:19 "is it acceptable if, half drunk and half passed out, if u ignore that she says do not want and just
assume she didnt mean it"



Top 10 link advertisers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  17066 16.12.2009 17:54 "If this does not help then you may wish to consult the connection guide at http://www.twofo.co.uk/w...
...iki/index.php/On_Campus
"
2 yoinkster  4541 25.7.2012 23:06 "http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-18991619"
3 Zeus  2464 16.10.2009 22:22 "http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor"
4 BigG  2077 5.8.2006 11:28 "Cocodude - twofo.kicks-ass.net has been removed OK if you hadn't noticed [and didn't see my
-tell]"
5 mids  1884 13.11.2011 21:16 "http://ks389001.kimsufi.com/~mids/27-Jun-11%2011.16.jpg"
6 Phipli  1438 2.1.2009 22:49 "http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=2247434935&ref=ts"
7 SpookyKid  1434 1.12.2012 11:02 "http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20561010"
8 shadowqueen  1333 12.4.2011 22:34 "http://uk.io9.com/5791351/first-video-from-the-uks-batman-stage-show-turn-on-the-camp/gallery/
<-cries"
9 NakedDaro  1237 2.8.2007 23:14 "http://www.samknows.com/broadband/exchange.php?ecode=MYHEC"
10 willfir  1202 27.5.2011 15:06 "-tell mids http://wallbase2.org:8080/rozne/8c9c0e29632717d4d8b9ec140471602d/wallpaper-976709...
....png
"



There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  209775 12.6.2007 0:41 "but if you are going to play that game, i am an op twice ;)"
2 BigG  32508 17.9.2013 17:48 "I might go back with a billhook and a stepladder :P"
3 itsmonktastic  29081 18.9.2007 10:52 "And 1GiB hibernate space :s"
4 yoinkster  26130 23.3.2008 21:42 "xD is a big eyes scruntched big smile face"
5 NakedDaro  24826 14.4.2010 9:25 "Bring the kettle next to your computer :P"
6 Kegger  20599 22.3.2008 19:20 ":P I feel so lonely with a wii. I wish I bought an xbox 360 cos i know loads of people on xboxlive
, but no one who has a wii!"
7 shadowqueen  14319 30.9.2008 1:03 "it was a funny conversation :P"
8 Smelly_Kat  12768 5.12.2006 2:33 "and yay for having another girl on twofo :D"
9 mids  12710 11.2.2009 19:43 "thanks ZeeClone and astro :)"
10 Zeus  12272 2.1.2005 21:53 "aaah, aint kicked ne1 in such a long time :)"



Top 10 beer lovers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 mids  1891 25.5.2009 20:03 "hmm, i'm not sure if it's the feeding of beer or the child being naked which shocks me more"
2 astropoint  1505 30.6.2006 12:44 "right, beer and alcohol stats set in place"
3 BigG  633 10.12.2005 17:26 * BigG disappears off to get drunk at his auntie's house [free beer wooooo!!!
:P]
4 Phipli  609 27.3.2009 18:38 "land of the nice beer"
5 NakedDaro  529 3.5.2007 22:17 "but, im not really a lager drinker in the first place"
6 judgesuds  470 25.3.2008 18:44 "unless it involves getting beer or cake"
7 GPGrunt  437 11.7.2006 18:54 "there's much better than carlsberg by way of beer"
8 becks  373 30.6.2006 11:01 "(bring on the beer stats)"
9 shadowqueen  319 20.9.2012 20:03 "hmmm where did all that beer go"
10 Zeus  304 24.12.2007 17:03 "well shit on grotescticly fat and amazingly moronic beer swigging fat cow humping fucksmudge
' chest and call him randy"



Twofo's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  179389 7.5.2013 0:07 "no"
2 NakedDaro  30606 17.2.2008 18:57 "heh"
3 itsmonktastic  26494 31.7.2007 23:27 "Hehe"
4 Zeus  24717 12.2.2006 23:29 "yes"
5 BigG  22753 11.7.2006 10:46 "Haha"
6 judgesuds  17865 29.6.2008 1:25 "mm"
7 mids  17574 19.11.2011 9:54 "heh"
8 Smelly_Kat  13738 17.11.2007 14:37 "brb"
9 Kegger  13527 22.6.2008 12:38 ":("
10 shadowqueen  13215 1.7.2010 23:24 "blech"



Audio Spammers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 yoinkster  2865 9.2.2007 16:42 "This yoinkster lass has winamp(5.32) playing David Guetta - Love, Don't Let Me Go {00:46/03:39
|| [--|-------]} windpwns and linSUX. nuff sed."
2 mids  2555 23.1.2011 16:20 "Winamp 5.601 playing "Charlie Robison - El Cerrito Place" (0:00:09/0:05:43) at 128kbps
in 5.1 DTS"
3 astropoint  2268 15.12.2011 1:39 "Winamp 5.62 is playing The Goons - The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis - 11 - Once Afloat In
The Oasis, The Battleship Dropped Anchor {160kbps} (00:05 of 02:08 [|---------])"
4 NakedDaro  2164 29.11.2007 13:22 * NakedDaro hears Run Run Run by The Who from the album A Quick One at 980kbps
(01:23/02:44) [-----|----] www.last.fm/user/NakedDaro
5 SpookyKid  1267 2.10.2013 12:36 "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (Disturbed - Land Of Confusion)
stats (3% of 0:04:50 [|---------])"
6 Ohhhhyeah  972 14.6.2008 0:39 "High by Lighthouse Family is my current choice of song [|---------]"
7 shadowqueen  970 27.5.2010 14:52 "Winamp(5.57) playing (Otep - Eat the Children - 160kbps) - (03:47 [|---------])"
8 Phipli  961 8.1.2012 20:14 * Phiplii is listening to the track "Analog Generique" by Jean Jaques
Perrey for the 1st time in Spotify
9 BigG  877 18.1.2007 18:35 "Winamp(5.24) is 1% through "Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy" (848kbps
[00:04[|---------]04:55]) from BigG's Music Collection of Win(TM) http://www.last.fm/user/BigG~/"
10 itsmonktastic  855 20.2.2007 20:20 * monk has MPD Playing: Aphex Twin - We are the music makers



Who Rants the most about linux?

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  3728 17.10.2014 23:15 "although it is the linux equivalent, so not specifically readyboost"
2 Echelon  2102 11.4.2006 21:42 "I'm actually typing www.linux.org everyime"
3 Smelly_Kat  1309 29.8.2006 15:35 "at least you can install linux easily :P"
4 itsmonktastic  892 21.1.2007 21:38 "i'd like to be able to wifi my DS when i linux it"
5 BigG  774 16.11.2005 14:16 "Re-install - SuSE install DVD, oh wait, that's pretty much it :P"
6 NakedDaro  501 1.2.2007 18:17 * NakedDaro has a nap whislt the inevitab;e linux train arrives
7 Rampage  456 9.3.2011 22:12 "i've only been exposed to debian and ubuntu so far"
8 Zeus  358 10.6.2007 23:35 "-tell Tux [23:32] <ZeusAgain> -flipacoin will Tux share?"
9 Cocodude  321 23.4.2006 21:09 "** I've got to shut twofo (Linux) down because dad needs to use a CRAP website that only works
with ie **"
10 ThePenguin  254 8.11.2014 11:29 "i can get my 64GB usb to be FAT32 in linux, but only exFAT in windows"



These people can't stop talking about their computer

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 astropoint  25541 4.4.2007 14:15 "generally i've found them below the ram slots"
2 BigG  2656 23.11.2006 19:01 "You just buy more hard drives ;)"
3 Zeus  2547 6.6.2006 20:24 "seriously tomorrow i hope my computer is fixed"
4 NakedDaro  1948 3.1.2008 23:10 "but, im gonna be an ass and b0rk the connections on those for my laptop"
5 Smelly_Kat  1925 2.5.2007 16:56 "you thought your laptop was big...you've seen nothing yet"
6 willfir  1776 15.8.2011 1:28 "oh my GOD stop making all the bloody beeps i associate with my computer"
7 yoinkster  1757 30.8.2007 20:56 "llike mobo, cpu, ram"
8 itsmonktastic  1684 15.3.2007 2:42 "lies! if it took up ram no way i'd be using it"
9 Kegger  1667 23.10.2008 16:43 "*lives off her usb sticks*"
10 mids  1534 13.6.2009 0:37 "ach, pc doing too much at once..."



Top Twofo Spankers!

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Smelly_Kat  2305 6.3.2006 22:18 * Kat SPANKS greenthumb!! naughty boy :P
2 NakedDaro  457 3.11.2006 16:21 "hehe - but you arent much of a spanker"
3 astropoint  376 18.3.2006 0:36 "-makehtebotspankOhhhhyeah"
4 judgesuds  251 17.2.2006 17:03 "hah, i just have visions of spanking now kat"
5 whyiseverynicktaken  249 2.1.2006 17:01 * whyiseverynicktaken *SPANKS* Smelly_Kat!! Ooooh you naughty girl!! (Smelly_Kat Script)
6 Mads  232 9.3.2006 22:27 "i need to be spanked i think"
7 ZeeClone  221 28.3.2006 21:51 * ZeeClone *SPANKS!* absolutexaero with a partially eaten baguette
8 Echelon  210 15.3.2006 14:57 "Tux commands thee to SPANK the PENGUINS"
9 Zeus  135 11.1.2005 17:32 "naughty yoinkster, u deserve a spanking"
10 itsmonktastic  119 16.8.2007 16:51 * itsmonktastic *spanks* indecisivebarf hello



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