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Twofo's top 10 spammers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint |  2833 |
5.9.2009 14:11 | "it doe sspam people for a reason you know ;)" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 847 |
6.11.2012 1:23 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (TMNT 2012 - 01x07 - Monkey Brains.mkv) stats (00:00:08 of 00:23:44)" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 498 |
6.12.2006 4:03 | "cant spam it properly" |
| 4 | Zeus | 457 |
23.8.2009 12:58 | "think the monthy python sketch should be redone with "whine" instead of "spam"" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 367 |
19.12.2006 18:04 | "-flipacoin spam the crap film I'm watching?" |
| 6 | itsmonktastic | 317 |
15.2.2009 16:07 | "It's spam, it's supposed to be annoying. ¬_¬" |
| 7 | BigG | 279 |
29.4.2006 1:30 | "[spam such as the omglolthisisspam]" |
| 8 | yoinkster | 277 |
14.12.2005 17:23 | "SPAM !! :: yoinkster, just to annoy you, has winamp(5.05) playing Wildchild - Renegade Master {01:21/03:41 || [---|------]}" |
| 9 | mids | 246 |
13.7.2011 0:56 | "lol did you delete the spam from the forum astro?" |
| 10 | Coyote | 202 |
17.11.2005 0:12 | "timefor....winamp spam!" |
Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | NakedDaro | 1189 |
10.8.2008 16:37 | "-coin bananananananana or apple or nectarine?" |
| 2 | ZeeClone | 1159 |
28.7.2008 21:15 | "-coin make cheeky response?" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 996 |
3.5.2009 23:04 | "-coin watch the rest of this and go to bed or submit to pleading" |
| 4 | astropoint | 879 |
28.7.2006 19:16 | "-flipacoin replce 8kbit audio files with 16kbit ones?" |
| 5 | mids | 689 |
6.3.2009 17:44 | "-coin buy a large sdhc card for my phone for movies and other win?" |
| 6 | Zeus | 628 |
21.2.2006 22:08 | "-flipacoin 4 or 6 or 10 or 11 or 12" |
| 7 | Kegger | 591 |
2.2.2009 19:46 | "-coin am i going to go to campus tomorrow or am i going to spend the day in bed again" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 562 |
25.3.2007 12:10 | "-flipacoin download wallpapers selectively or write a perl script to wget them all?" |
| 9 | yoinkster | 386 |
1.12.2008 20:58 | "-coin are rules rules" |
| 10 | Phipli | 347 |
24.8.2012 18:13 | "-coin takeout pizza or home made fish 'n' chips" |
Who complains most about ITS...?
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 4565 |
8.1.2006 2:44 | "with varying levels of insults depending on the crappyness of the resnet at the time" |
| 2 | Rampage | 703 |
8.1.2008 12:23 | "let ITS open up another port if they come to check" |
| 3 | Smelly_Kat | 533 |
4.2.2006 17:29 | "ITS did it!!! I was all theor fault!" |
| 4 | Echelon | 497 |
10.1.2007 19:48 | "wow ITS have now started explicitly allowing skype" |
| 5 | yoinkster | 424 |
3.5.2006 22:59 | "surely you want the resnet to work not die" |
| 6 | Zeus | 333 |
17.11.2005 0:25 | "nah just take a camera and go to ITS help desk :" |
| 7 | NakedDaro | 248 |
11.3.2007 19:09 | "tell Mr ITS that im getting the net at home" |
| 8 | BigG | 243 |
23.1.2006 16:33 | "Problem is you might have to add multiple rules - one to block DC completely, one to allow resnet and one to allow the hub" |
| 9 | xyzzy | 156 |
23.10.2006 23:53 | "might work from one resnet pc to another" |
| 10 | willfir | 148 |
1.6.2010 1:02 | "you can't download fast enough on resnet-- to justify it :P" |
Those who like to laugh on Twofo
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 31802 |
27.11.2005 1:45 | "he doesn;t like "lol"" |
| 2 | BigG | 7928 |
5.8.2004 21:48 | "lol... that is far too sensible fool_on_the_hill :)" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 7492 |
7.10.2006 21:04 | "LOL, aww, you get used to it" |
| 4 | mids | 6949 |
16.1.2008 21:22 | "best gift - something stolen, lol - i do it all the time.. saves a hell of a lot of cash for important things like beer" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 6865 |
26.9.2005 23:09 | "lol...I'm gonna look now" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 6077 |
16.3.2007 14:46 | "lol" |
| 7 | Zeus | 6036 |
31.10.2004 21:44 | "hehe u alright dude!" |
| 8 | indecisivebarf | 4004 |
20.3.2007 16:30 | "hahahaha thats slightly sad" |
| 9 | whyiseverynicktaken | 3836 |
24.1.2006 19:39 | "lol" |
| 10 | Rampage | 3779 |
14.6.2006 18:32 | "lol" |
These people can't stop talking about their computer
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 25745 |
1.2.2010 16:19 | "and when it turned on, your graphics card was top noch ;)" |
| 2 | BigG | 2656 |
20.11.2009 17:36 | "And the advantage is that you can control all of the computers profiles and settings from one place :)" |
| 3 | Zeus | 2547 |
15.1.2008 18:35 | "most pro evo players dont know how to work a computer to start with" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1948 |
13.2.2007 23:30 | "gaffer tape some mega old hdd to your computer" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 1925 |
8.5.2006 15:13 | "I had 4meg between my computers before" |
| 6 | yoinkster | 1787 |
8.2.2006 19:40 | "but external hdds arent hard to come by so laptop users arent prioritised" |
| 7 | willfir | 1776 |
8.1.2011 23:31 | "also the computer mysteriously became off" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 1684 |
22.3.2008 21:32 | "Zeus: Apparently there's going to be a "Katamari Damacy Online" released for PC :s" |
| 9 | Kegger | 1667 |
3.7.2008 1:09 | "12 on this computer :P and tons in diary entries everywhere" |
| 10 | mids | 1534 |
6.11.2008 16:26 | "las ttime i tried that my laptop crashed" |
Twofo's alcoholics
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 5891 |
26.11.2009 11:59 | "anyway you lot are generally too drunk to notice me napping quietly in a corner" |
| 2 | mids | 2823 |
29.4.2009 2:58 | "and a fuckload of beer" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 1796 |
13.3.2010 21:16 | "hmmm i have had 2 ciders, sam has had 1, there is one left... what should i do with it" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1165 |
20.6.2008 13:55 | "Can I pay you in booze Kegger?" |
| 5 | Zeus | 1045 |
30.7.2006 17:01 | "im thinking molotov cocktail with some random chemicals" |
| 6 | Phipli | 1021 |
19.11.2011 22:57 | "MaiB : if you're nice someone might buy you a beer" |
| 7 | BigG | 916 |
31.8.2010 14:43 | "mids: Get a servebeer.com one from No-IP :P" |
| 8 | ThePenguin | 857 |
15.8.2013 8:08 | "as does the beer really" |
| 9 | judgesuds | 857 |
30.11.2005 19:16 | "i hate being hungover when it is dark" |
| 10 | yoinkster | 767 |
2.2.2007 23:45 | "tipoo, im a few pints down the line" |
Those who can't complete their sentences...
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 22920 |
12.2.2008 21:08 | "coordination might have been tricky I admit..." |
| 2 | BigG | 6301 |
14.11.2004 1:11 | "evening/morning/afternoon all..." |
| 3 | Zeus | 4818 |
15.4.2008 21:24 | "i thought i had windows media centre...." |
| 4 | yoinkster | 2079 |
14.5.2007 22:39 | "you think i can remember that ...." |
| 5 | Phipli | 1988 |
7.7.2011 17:01 | "... and their breath..." |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 1927 |
18.3.2007 12:03 | "i wonder if anyone happened to leave speakers over here...." |
| 7 | indecisivebarf | 1422 |
6.4.2013 19:09 | "well I guess if we're driving all the way to your house then a drink might not be so good..." |
| 8 | mids | 1370 |
4.9.2009 3:58 | "soldering iron is bollocks, need to sort that shit out cause it's made of fail..." |
| 9 | whyiseverynicktaken | 1185 |
15.12.2005 20:31 | * whyiseverynicktaken picks nose........... |
| 10 | shadowqueen | 849 |
24.1.2009 20:47 | "i even went downstairs this morning and matthias had made me a proper cup of english tea..." |
Top 10 link advertisers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 17183 |
5.6.2007 1:32 | "musiki, try putting your IP from http://checkip.dyndns.org/ into the IP (or External/WAN IP) box in File -> Settings -> Connection Settings. Make sure it is the CORRECT IP before asking further..." |
| 2 | yoinkster | 4572 |
30.3.2009 19:12 | "http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/yoinkster/DSC00157.jpg" |
| 3 | Zeus | 2464 |
2.11.2005 15:33 | "On Comerades! You Are Ammunition!!!!! - http://twofo.kicks-ass.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=36" |
| 4 | BigG | 2077 |
13.4.2007 9:14 | "http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6549267.stm Hahahahahaaha" |
| 5 | mids | 1884 |
2.6.2010 18:10 | "http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10214661.stm" |
| 6 | SpookyKid | 1464 |
28.11.2012 0:01 | "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_NqVd5Wqv0" |
| 7 | Phipli | 1438 |
11.7.2011 21:34 | "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BR_Class_92" |
| 8 | shadowqueen | 1333 |
21.6.2010 10:51 | "http://failbook.com/2010/06/20/funny-facebook-fails-power-company-fail/ hurr hurr hurr" |
| 9 | NakedDaro | 1237 |
15.7.2008 20:44 | "http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=kinjal&word2=daro WINN0R" |
| 10 | willfir | 1202 |
3.5.2011 21:11 | "-tell yoinkster https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/fb-purity-cleans-up-facebook/versions/ do not know if it's good but feel free to try" |
Twofo's cool guys
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 1514 |
20.9.2009 16:46 | "cool" |
| 2 | itsmonktastic | 1016 |
7.10.2006 13:14 | "physics is cool though" |
| 3 | yoinkster | 940 |
16.8.2010 21:17 | "cool, well thatll do me" |
| 4 | mids | 536 |
16.10.2010 2:24 | "cool cool, i'll grab it tomorrow most likely then :)" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 458 |
12.11.2005 12:45 | "cool thanks cocodude" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 381 |
27.2.2007 1:36 | "its too cool to just give away" |
| 7 | judgesuds | 368 |
11.1.2006 9:49 | "that could be cool though" |
| 8 | Kegger | 307 |
23.10.2008 23:33 | "That'll be really cool" |
| 9 | BigG | 304 |
6.11.2007 15:46 | "[15:40] NakedDaro | is cool in the same way that macs are cool <-- LOLOLOLOLOLOL" |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 293 |
20.9.2007 10:22 | "you have many good anuses? cool....i think..." |
Top 10 quoting people
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 3512 |
9.11.2006 10:54 | "[09:28:18] <BigG> The people who I work with <--- You mean you actually interact with *real* people?!" |
| 2 | Smelly_Kat | 799 |
2.4.2006 14:19 | "[14:12:04] <BigG> +me repeately stabs Smelly_Kat in the eye with an electric eel <----- :O You deserve a spanking for that :P" |
| 3 | BigG | 602 |
13.3.2007 11:26 | "[11:14] <Fitzroy> is there any way to do it other then finding a first year you can trust? <-- not really." |
| 4 | yoinkster | 588 |
14.11.2005 15:06 | "so instead of it saying <yoinkster> at the start, u can change it to any user" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 556 |
7.3.2007 0:03 | "[00:01:08] <monk> i've already opened up mine anyway" |
| 6 | Zeus | 356 |
16.10.2009 19:09 | "[18:36:35] <astro> /0e c6nt5n4es -ac25ng" |
| 7 | Anubis | 195 |
23.5.2010 16:00 | "[00:59:37] <JonSmith> indeed << wut?" |
| 8 | Rampage | 178 |
13.5.2008 19:33 | "[19:02:53] <(www)astro> yoinkster has ever so broken his computer :P" |
| 9 | mids | 160 |
29.1.2010 16:46 | "so if isay <willfir> blah" |
| 10 | Echelon | 156 |
11.1.2007 14:15 | "<Kat> It was dead this morning too when I was on :'(" |
Twofo's slappers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | Zeus | 213 |
21.11.2005 21:55 | * Zeus slaps Tsenister around the face with a belt buckle. |
| 2 | BigG | 190 |
20.3.2007 18:26 | * BigG attempts to bitchslap his formatting lua script to work correctly now that he has altered the timestamp |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 112 |
19.11.2006 0:39 | * NakedDaro slaps Ohhhhyeah with a herring |
| 4 | astropoint | 100 |
4.2.2007 1:26 | "which is he process wheerby you get a cream pie slapped in your face" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 91 |
4.12.2006 18:29 | * itsmonktastic slaps astropoint for the hell of it |
| 6 | Echelon | 89 |
20.2.2006 18:36 | "Chris1479: just slap dogtanian a bit around and he starts doin wat u want :D" |
| 7 | TMA | 70 |
8.11.2005 2:32 | "*slaps Zeus in the mush with a sharp kipper*" |
| 8 | judgesuds | 63 |
26.2.2006 3:12 | * mich2 slaps Ikkath with a brick |
| 9 | Cocodude | 57 |
13.2.2006 19:50 | * Cocodude slaps TMA with the pointy bit of DirectX |
| 10 | ZeeClone | 54 |
7.3.2006 16:08 | "And if anyone says the OC I'll slap them silly" |
Video Spammers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 8836 |
9.8.2008 14:23 | "BS Player playing: MythBusters - 6x09 - Exploding Steak (00:43:33)" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 2771 |
30.10.2007 15:08 | * NakedDaro sees Futurama - 2x02 - Mars University.ogm (175.06 MiB) - 0:00:32/0:21:36 |
| 3 | Rampage | 1141 |
6.11.2008 11:48 | "CSI - 8x05 - The Chick Chop Flick Shop.avi is playing in the land of Avalon" |
| 4 | SpookyKid | 593 |
12.12.2011 11:05 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Family.Guy.S10E09.720p.HDTV... ....X264-DIMENSION.mkv) stats (00:00:13 of 00:21:32)" |
| 5 | mids | 558 |
15.11.2009 18:35 | "VLC playing: FlashForward . S01E08 . Playing Cards With Coyote.avi (0:29:28/0:41:06)" |
| 6 | ZeeClone | 332 |
26.6.2007 21:26 | "The penguins are playing me: Discovery.Channel.Sleeping.With.Teacher.WS.PDTV.XviD-hV.avi (349.33 MiB) - 0:07:09/0:44:05" |
| 7 | Smelly_Kat | 282 |
19.4.2007 21:25 | "kaffeine(0.8.3) playing The Family Guy Movie - Stewie Griffin The Untold Story.avi (700M) (7:58/88:41)" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 238 |
8.12.2007 0:00 | "Media Player Classic (playing): Bugs - 1x01 - Out Of The Hive.avi (343.89 MiB) - 0:30:50/0:49:41" |
| 9 | willfir | 236 |
18.9.2010 13:27 | * willfir is watching: nikita.s01e02.hdtv.xvid-fqm.avi - 00:00:06/00:41:53 |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 102 |
14.8.2007 19:41 | "I am watching Simpsons - 401 - Kamp Krusty.avi - 0:10:22/0:21:17 48%" |
Top 10 greeting people
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 20631 |
30.1.2006 15:15 | "hello ProjectEchelon" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 4589 |
22.1.2009 7:42 | "Morning shadowqueen." |
| 3 | Rampage | 3286 |
20.1.2006 1:54 | "hey all, does any one know why shared files on an external harddisk doesnot appear in DC++" |
| 4 | Smelly_Kat | 3001 |
9.10.2005 13:27 | "hey, I'm back..less smelly....what did i miss theis time then" |
| 5 | judgesuds | 2994 |
26.12.2005 1:23 | "hey firstchoice my hero" |
| 6 | SpookyKid | 2843 |
30.5.2006 2:25 | "hello and nn firstchooice" |
| 7 | BigG | 2735 |
1.8.2007 8:44 | "'lo tinpoo" |
| 8 | shadowqueen | 2439 |
29.9.2010 7:35 | "morning watzisneim <3" |
| 9 | Zeus | 1903 |
23.2.2006 23:45 | "hey, he's an ex alcoholic.... its well known" |
| 10 | mids | 1565 |
13.7.2011 18:44 | "evening BigG" |
Lots of hehing hehers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | BigG | 4186 |
1.6.2006 16:44 | "Heh" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 2533 |
14.6.2006 0:18 | "heh" |
| 3 | Blood God | 1946 |
13.6.2006 12:15 | "heh" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1730 |
19.3.2007 15:04 | "heh" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 1704 |
6.3.2007 22:36 | "heh" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 1288 |
5.3.2009 20:24 | "heh" |
| 7 | Zeus | 1072 |
11.11.2010 15:32 | "heh" |
| 8 | firstchoice | 722 |
26.4.2006 14:38 | "heh" |
| 9 | willfir | 671 |
13.6.2010 15:34 | "heh" |
| 10 | Phipli | 637 |
18.6.2012 22:27 | "heh" |
Bad language users
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | mids | 11625 |
14.10.2011 21:14 | "fuck.you.idiots.at.nbc.for.cancelling.life.102.720p-dimension" |
| 2 | yoinkster | 10979 |
14.9.2007 21:47 | "fucksake that was like what, 90seconds to do 48k" |
| 3 | Zeus | 7041 |
14.9.2006 16:06 | "70's show, got shit then stopped" |
| 4 | willfir | 4167 |
13.11.2010 19:51 | "aight fuck this and all" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 3149 |
15.11.2007 18:53 | "who gives a fuck about the number" |
| 6 | BigG | 2587 |
17.2.2006 18:28 | "I disagree, go look at brainfuck ;)" |
| 7 | Smelly_Kat | 2433 |
13.11.2005 21:17 | "I'm going to hunt those fuckers down and kick them in the ass with me big purple new rocks" |
| 8 | ZeeClone | 1507 |
15.6.2006 2:59 | "fling was fucking awesome!" |
| 9 | astropoint | 1341 |
8.8.2008 16:36 | "so yes, bastards and cheats" |
| 10 | judgesuds | 1161 |
6.11.2007 0:07 | "whichever channel aired firefly in america just fucked up the order of it completely" |
People who love to ask questions
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 99240 |
8.8.2008 23:50 | "have you ever actually met her mich?" |
| 2 | Zeus | 18024 |
1.12.2008 22:08 | "were u in tescos on saturday?" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 11868 |
21.6.2007 14:40 | "whats it connected to?" |
| 4 | judgesuds | 11458 |
15.3.2006 15:44 | "do you think i should speed it up some more?" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 8831 |
7.3.2007 0:22 | "maths student YellowStreet?" |
| 6 | shadowqueen | 8033 |
23.10.2008 20:56 | "kegger are you hiding offline on msn?" |
| 7 | mids | 7815 |
30.9.2009 23:16 | "was that supposed to be shots?" |
| 8 | Phipli | 7640 |
4.2.2012 22:21 | "matty : when was the beer again?" |
| 9 | BigG | 6781 |
18.12.2007 23:47 | "Ah, the hub message itself?" |
| 10 | Kegger | 6138 |
28.8.2008 17:39 | "Hmm is this a bad computer?" |
Top 10 beer lovers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | mids | 1891 |
24.2.2009 0:19 | "3 crates of beer and a couple of bottles of cider iirc" |
| 2 | astropoint | 1508 |
31.5.2007 18:25 | "i think i ordered a lemonade, white wine and a beer :P" |
| 3 | BigG | 633 |
11.11.2004 1:34 | * BigG disappears to drink more beer and watch more Red Dwarf... |
| 4 | Phipli | 609 |
21.8.2010 22:37 | "fancy a beer sometime this week BigG?" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 529 |
12.9.2007 20:25 | * NakedDaro hands BigG a steak and some beer |
| 6 | judgesuds | 470 |
21.6.2007 13:05 | "that means you need a beer till it does" |
| 7 | GPGrunt | 437 |
12.7.2007 18:59 | "tonights beer shall be sol... with lime" |
| 8 | becks | 373 |
29.6.2006 23:47 | "its my beer-theday on monday" |
| 9 | shadowqueen | 319 |
24.4.2009 19:39 | "how much beer have you drunked now?" |
| 10 | Zeus | 304 |
5.7.2011 14:04 | "microbrewed ales and lagers" |
Top 10 Twofo Geeks
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 284 |
4.9.2006 22:24 | "which is not an option for "us geeks"" |
| 2 | Zeus | 171 |
9.12.2005 21:10 | "every1 loves g33k speak :)" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 137 |
6.4.2009 23:18 | "geeks don't get girlfriends/boyfriends... its just... wrong" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 109 |
9.8.2006 2:03 | "not helping ur geek image" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 82 |
16.3.2007 23:34 | "hes a geek at heart is yoinkster" |
| 6 | Smelly_Kat | 75 |
25.10.2006 16:25 | "they know I'm a geek, they've had to put up with me and my computers :P" |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 74 |
28.7.2006 20:05 | "I fucking love the geeky stats all over my beer and computer" |
| 8 | judgesuds | 63 |
3.3.2008 22:43 | "so that we feel less geeky" |
| 9 | Kegger | 55 |
29.3.2008 22:48 | "http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/itdepartment/59ce/ astro's shirt" |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 50 |
19.9.2007 1:01 | "so the last ep turned me on a little...this ones more geeky" |
Who Rants the most about linux?
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 3759 |
11.11.2005 21:18 | ""i was sending out copies of linux to me friends"" |
| 2 | Echelon | 2102 |
7.3.2007 13:24 | "actually I believe in ubuntu it's empty or somethin shit like that" |
| 3 | Smelly_Kat | 1309 |
4.4.2007 14:48 | "Satan: wanna learn ubuntu - go through www.ubuntuguide.org *everything* you could possibly want and more is there!" |
| 4 | itsmonktastic | 892 |
14.12.2006 1:36 | "aww that's half the fun of linux" |
| 5 | BigG | 774 |
27.12.2006 20:26 | "I just assumed that it was KDE being teh suck" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 501 |
26.11.2006 20:03 | "are you also gonna tell them to install linux after the format xyzzy? :P" |
| 7 | Rampage | 456 |
2.5.2006 18:43 | "CD's are on the way Tux" |
| 8 | Zeus | 358 |
4.9.2008 22:08 | "i assume it runs a stripped ubuntu?" |
| 9 | Cocodude | 321 |
4.10.2004 3:02 | "*MY DAD*, who has the option of using both, uses Linux. He's not a nerd, he's a user, and has chosen an OS that works for him" |
| 10 | ThePenguin | 254 |
23.9.2013 22:54 | "hmm i was just looking at the steamOS page thingy on the steam site and noticed of the 5 games shown in the picture, 3 are linux already but rome 2 and fallout are not, i really hope that means..." |
Worst 10 offenders for bad typing
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 13676 |
3.1.2010 11:32 | "*something wrong about" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 2392 |
22.10.2006 19:28 | "sha*" |
| 3 | Kegger | 1120 |
28.9.2008 20:05 | "*Me :D" |
| 4 | Smelly_Kat | 921 |
17.11.2006 1:09 | "*so" |
| 5 | Zeus | 917 |
7.2.2005 0:50 | "*picks up a fish, sniffs "eeew", and hits Machine right accross the face" |
| 6 | yoinkster | 841 |
16.11.2004 21:12 | "ive never heard of that on the news*" |
| 7 | Phipli | 570 |
28.4.2011 19:33 | "*pouring" |
| 8 | shadowqueen | 495 |
11.3.2010 1:46 | "*typing professionally since 17" |
| 9 | willfir | 478 |
24.8.2010 21:27 | "*for to get you laid" |
| 10 | Rampage | 430 |
5.6.2007 16:41 | "*stricter" |
Top 10 stats freaks
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 4243 |
20.5.2007 13:24 | "itsmonktastic - doing it ont he dog would be tricky if you wanted to integrate them onto my stats" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 936 |
22.3.2006 23:06 | "astro did you score another chatkill?" |
| 3 | BigG | 435 |
14.6.2012 16:22 | "Bloody statistics :P" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 385 |
24.2.2006 15:02 | "aw what thats no fair, my timers said it was a chatkill for sure !!" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 385 |
17.1.2007 16:11 | "lots and lots of shpsm" |
| 6 | Rampage | 315 |
5.3.2008 1:59 | "atleast you should try wining the most kicked stats :)" |
| 7 | itsmonktastic | 244 |
14.8.2007 11:49 | "Might not be a chatkill. :P" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 163 |
26.11.2005 2:14 | "your winamp stats are far too high CruzerMX :-p" |
| 9 | willfir | 157 |
24.1.2010 18:18 | "if you're going to kick me twice every time i get you a chatkill" |
| 10 | ZeeClone | 149 |
22.4.2006 13:10 | "Bloody hell, 400 more lines spooky and you're gonna need an avatar for the stats page" |
Audio Spammers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | yoinkster | 2865 |
28.4.2007 23:10 | "yoinkster is listening to Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin' Down {02:27 of 03:49 || [------|---]} therefore it is Teh Win" |
| 2 | mids | 2555 |
24.9.2010 22:45 | "Winamp 5.581 playing "Blue Öyster Cult - Cities On Flame With Rock And Roll" (0:02:19/0:... ...04:04) at 128kbps in 5.1 DTS" |
| 3 | astropoint | 2268 |
25.4.2007 2:07 | "Currently I'm listening to Terry Pratchett - Small Gods - 099 of 119 {128kbps} (00:15 of 05:00 [| ---------])" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 2164 |
12.5.2007 17:35 | "A song: 905 by The Who from the album Who Are You released in 1978 - 00:19/04:02 at 192kbps [|---------]" |
| 5 | SpookyKid | 1268 |
27.1.2013 19:58 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (White Zombie - More Human Than Human) stats (4% of 0:04:28 [|---------])" |
| 6 | Ohhhhyeah | 972 |
1.8.2006 1:13 | "Robbie Williams - Back For Good is playing at the moment for a total length of 03:45 [|---------])" |
| 7 | shadowqueen | 970 |
24.8.2010 21:41 | "Winamp(5.54) playing (Otep - .T.R.I.C. - 128kbps) - (03:05 [|---------])" |
| 8 | Phipli | 961 |
14.1.2013 23:07 | * Phiplii is listening to the Soundtrack track "01 Beached (Radio Version )" by Orbital And Angelo Badalamenti in iTunes |
| 9 | BigG | 877 |
7.6.2006 18:19 | "Winamp(5.12) playing (Celine Dion - Sorry For Love - 192kbps) - (04:27 [--|-------])" |
| 10 | itsmonktastic | 855 |
6.7.2007 23:17 | "Winamp(2.80) playing (Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (Single Version) from the album "Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables" - 128kbps) - (03:07 [|---------])" |
Those who like giving huggles
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | Kegger | 327 |
29.3.2008 0:53 | "*huggles yoinkster too*" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 284 |
17.12.2008 0:02 | * NudeDaro doesn't huggle astropoint in appreciation. |
| 3 | judgesuds | 284 |
29.6.2007 3:13 | "astropoint is only here for the huggles" |
| 4 | shadowqueen | 271 |
28.7.2008 11:32 | "*huggles astropoint*" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 144 |
15.8.2007 23:32 | * itsmonktastic sends last minute huggles to platinumspoon |
| 6 | SpookyKid | 99 |
23.6.2012 11:45 | * SpookyKid huggles the ZeeClone |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 76 |
15.11.2008 11:38 | * ZeeClone huggles the Smelly_Kat |
| 8 | Mads | 69 |
12.5.2009 17:25 | * mads huggles CyanideCerritosis back (thank goodness for tab complete) |
| 9 | mids | 42 |
3.5.2009 23:45 | "^_^ yay, huggles... *reciprocates*" |
| 10 | willfir | 34 |
24.2.2010 23:41 | "haha huggles for astro" |
Top 10 Twofo pervs
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | Zeus | 3859 |
30.3.2006 20:03 | * Zeus rapes ZeeClone with a deepheat covered cactus wielding midget carrying drunken kangaroo raping australian high on meth |
| 2 | yoinkster | 2482 |
13.4.2009 16:32 | "and chloell be like "oh but I cant, I mgiht end up sucknig his dick isntead"" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 1805 |
23.1.2009 11:11 | "I'm bored of meat n 2 veg (not in a sexual way)." |
| 4 | shadowqueen | 1746 |
18.2.2009 12:14 | "hmm in which case i shouldnt have bought lodgings with rapes ¬_¬" |
| 5 | astropoint | 1651 |
5.11.2006 21:11 | "somebody must have porn on campus" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 1564 |
12.8.2007 20:33 | "hmmm more material for lolrape.com" |
| 7 | mids | 1041 |
26.8.2011 0:55 | "it had better be sexy" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 953 |
18.11.2005 14:53 | "no no no Zeus!! you don't understand damn it....we want the vibration...numb clit with minimum effort" |
| 9 | firstchoice | 839 |
29.1.2006 1:05 | "porn o'clock already, eh" |
| 10 | willfir | 770 |
11.9.2011 1:12 | "gonna look for some sexuelle pix to link" |
There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 210176 |
2.10.2013 22:52 | "hence wondering whether it is worth continuing with them :P" |
| 2 | BigG | 32508 |
14.2.2008 0:35 | "It's in my aptitude :S" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 29081 |
17.3.2007 17:37 | "i mean fortunately i can browse over ssh :P" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 26274 |
7.6.2009 12:12 | "then saw the speed ... :P" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 24826 |
6.6.2007 23:11 | "hi ho silver in fact :P" |
| 6 | Kegger | 20600 |
16.6.2008 18:35 | "how on earth do you open it in dc :p" |
| 7 | shadowqueen | 14319 |
28.2.2010 22:31 | "well... people like queenie cooking so I guess I win enough :)" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 12768 |
11.2.2007 21:37 | "we have yet another cheesecake :D :D" |
| 9 | mids | 12710 |
8.5.2008 2:21 | "more expensive too :(" |
| 10 | Zeus | 12272 |
11.3.2008 12:53 | "entertain me astropoint :(" |
Top Twofo Spankers!
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | Smelly_Kat | 2305 |
16.12.2005 17:43 | "did someone say SPANK" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 457 |
14.11.2006 16:50 | * NakedDaro spanks the duck: quack louder dammit |
| 3 | astropoint | 376 |
26.11.2005 22:47 | "after all, it is only spanking" |
| 4 | judgesuds | 251 |
29.8.2007 22:24 | * Mich spanks itsmonktastic |
| 5 | whyiseverynicktaken | 249 |
28.11.2005 22:17 | "judi spanked me while she was here" |
| 6 | Mads | 232 |
17.11.2005 18:36 | "stil talkin bout spanking Smelly_Kat? :o" |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 221 |
30.11.2008 22:26 | ""<ZeeClone> +me spanks Dogtanian, that means getting it out of the shed and oiling it you evil" |
| 8 | Echelon | 210 |
17.12.2005 21:35 | "how did I kno u were gonna spank someone" |
| 9 | Zeus | 135 |
15.11.2005 2:00 | "who wants a good spanking" |
| 10 | itsmonktastic | 119 |
19.2.2007 0:24 | * monk *SPANKS* Kat to demonstrate |
Twofo's short line writers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 179663 |
9.3.2008 23:18 | "oi" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 30606 |
29.10.2007 23:30 | "ah" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 26494 |
18.8.2008 23:51 | "Rofl" |
| 4 | Zeus | 24717 |
1.7.2007 20:25 | "yhy" |
| 5 | BigG | 22753 |
28.1.2008 18:58 | ":P" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 17869 |
25.8.2007 1:27 | "win" |
| 7 | mids | 17574 |
9.8.2011 14:13 | ":D" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 13738 |
7.12.2005 0:27 | "maths" |
| 9 | Kegger | 13527 |
8.11.2008 20:17 | "argh" |
| 10 | shadowqueen | 13215 |
9.10.2011 12:58 | "rape" |
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