Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	4565	6.8.2006 21:58	"as it was estates not ITS"
2	Rampage	703	6.12.2006 1:20	"or else they'll get screwed by ITS real soon"
3	Smelly_Kat	533	20.2.2006 16:47	"ITS put ssh on low priority I'll bet"
4	Echelon	497	11.1.2006 20:10	"u can still get sorta remote sessions from ITS but in a different way"
5	yoinkster	424	14.3.2012 22:09	"ZOMFG ITS GLOBOL WARMENG!!!!11oneon"
6	Zeus	333	21.10.2007 16:58	""You have 3 options, share what you download, never come back *OR* we might just tell ITS of your actions""
7	NakedDaro	248	9.2.2007 21:20	"ooh... mr ITS is a whiny little cunt"
8	BigG	243	19.10.2008 13:40	* BigG wonders how much bandwidth twofo saves ITS each year ¬_¬
9	xyzzy	156	12.1.2006 23:19	"oliford[campus-only]: but there's nothing stopping someone from ITS sitting in this hub, so all the tunnelling and encrypting could be irrelevant"
10	willfir	148	29.4.2010 15:08	"other than on resnet-- in the evenings it seems to return server not found more often than firefo"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	179685	23.12.2007 23:12	"umm"
2	NakedDaro	30606	4.9.2007 9:18	"hmm?"
3	itsmonktastic	26494	10.3.2007 20:12	"heh"
4	Zeus	24717	26.12.2007 23:53	"LOL"
5	BigG	22753	2.4.2006 10:42	"Lies!"
6	judgesuds	17869	22.9.2008 18:23	"yup"
7	mids	17574	17.5.2009 0:48	"wtf"
8	Smelly_Kat	13738	18.12.2005 17:16	":P"
9	Kegger	13527	30.12.2008 20:33	"lies"
10	shadowqueen	13215	28.4.2009 18:42	"^_^"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	99264	22.12.2006 0:02	"what conversation am i a part of here?"
2	Zeus	18024	22.1.2006 23:20	"can i just keep typing as i read my notes?"
3	NakedDaro	11868	30.11.2007 0:29	"is cam drinking tomorrow?"
4	judgesuds	11458	7.4.2008 22:44	"monday is drinking night?"
5	itsmonktastic	8831	3.3.2008 1:19	"What monitor, TimeOut?"
6	shadowqueen	8033	31.3.2010 13:54	"it makes yoinkster fat? what?"
7	mids	7815	13.11.2011 14:52	"i can't remember how to set it... is it only wmvHDs?"
8	Phipli	7640	29.11.2009 0:30	"is repairednewt another fresher, or has someone changed their name?"
9	BigG	6781	14.8.2010 23:16	"No comments on the torrent?"
10	Kegger	6138	17.7.2008 22:42	"Hows everygons evning been?"

Top 10 Twofo Geeks

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	284	27.2.2006 16:44	"MissMe - ignroe the linux geeks"
2	Zeus	171	18.7.2006 19:52	"-flipacoin is BigG a g33k"
3	shadowqueen	137	24.5.2009 3:42	"thats quite cute in its geekiness :P"
4	yoinkster	109	9.8.2006 2:03	"not helping ur geek image"
5	NakedDaro	82	7.11.2006 12:52	"yeah - that is uber geeky, carrying lab equiment about"
6	Smelly_Kat	75	18.11.2005 15:10	"geek sex is great :D"
7	ZeeClone	74	21.1.2009 13:39	"having a brother who is a linux geek makes life much easier"
8	judgesuds	63	2.4.2008 23:09	"no one told me there was geeks on twofo"
9	Kegger	55	17.10.2008 10:50	"Ah I love thinkgeek, they got me into geomag many moons ago"
10	indecisivebarf	50	24.8.2007 11:36	"Ok. So it's not some kind of geek joke..."

Audio Spammers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	yoinkster	2865	10.9.2007 22:38	"yoinkster is listening to The firm - Star trekkin' {00:03 of 03:34 || [|---------]} therefore it is Teh Win {more Win at http://www.last.fm/user/yoinkster/ }"
2	mids	2555	10.6.2010 22:59	"Winamp 5.572 playing "Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On" (0:00:12/0:04:01) at 128kbps in 5.1 DTS"
3	astropoint	2268	15.9.2010 23:07	* astropoint is listening to The Goons - Series 04 - The Goon Show - 53-10-09 - The Man Who Tried to Destroy London's Monuments {32kbps} (00:15...
4	NakedDaro	2164	14.1.2008 17:30	"Winamp(2.80) playing (Queens Of The Stone Age - Gonna Leave You - 989kbps) - (02:50 [------- |--])"
5	SpookyKid	1268	12.6.2006 15:08	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.23) playing (Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes to Midnight ) stats(3% of 06:01 [|---------])"
6	Ohhhhyeah	972	12.4.2006 1:43	"Embrace - Come Back To What You Know has been adding to the "spam-box" for ( 00:09 of 04:10 [|---------])"
7	shadowqueen	970	15.6.2011 16:21	"is listening to Skindred - Own You at 320kbps (00:03 - 03:32 [|---------]) The rest of Queenie's awesome taste in music can be found at http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen"
8	Phipli	961	18.10.2010 23:09	* Phipli is listening to the Electronica/Dance track, All In Your Hands by Lamb [----|-----]
9	BigG	877	23.4.2007 19:02	"Winamp(5.33) is 24% through "Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" (320kbps [00:49[-- |-------]03:23]) from BigG's Music Collection of Win(TM) http://www.last.fm/user/BigG~/"
10	itsmonktastic	855	11.9.2007 22:59	"The Monk is currently digging: "Am I Wry? No" by Mew from the album "Frengers " - Yeah?"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	17193	25.8.2007 16:46	"http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/24/xbox_teen/"
2	yoinkster	4572	14.1.2008 18:19	"http://www.bash.org/?286"
3	Zeus	2464	15.1.2009 22:21	"http://www.sony.co.uk/product/dcc-flashes---lights/hvl-rla"
4	BigG	2077	30.6.2006 22:36	"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/5130734.stm heh heh heh"
5	mids	1884	9.9.2011 1:34	"http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/168359_100228080057846_100002119620387_738... ..._2413038_n.jpg"
6	SpookyKid	1478	21.11.2012 22:32	"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=_tvx_CKB7uI&NR=1"
7	Phipli	1438	28.7.2011 21:58	"http://80.1.101.107:8005/shared/Film"
8	shadowqueen	1333	20.9.2011 15:47	"that on live.php the writing above needs changing"
9	NakedDaro	1237	31.10.2008 21:07	"http://www.facebook.com/reqs.php#/group.php?gid=37474451964"
10	willfir	1202	3.2.2011 0:49	"-tell shadowqueen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc&has_verified=1 in every orifice"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	5898	6.11.2005 12:33	"i wonder how many people from the social are actually hungover this morning..."
2	mids	2823	4.6.2010 15:31	"wanna come round for a beer and some MW2?"
3	shadowqueen	1796	24.7.2012 19:47	"I feel less like an alcoholic now"
4	NakedDaro	1165	24.6.2008 11:09	"I need more beer actually."
5	Zeus	1045	29.11.2011 23:27	"its like alcoholic liquid candy"
6	Phipli	1021	3.1.2010 13:44	"Yay! Beer and such with the queenie and Mids"
7	BigG	916	26.7.2006 17:35	"I clearly need to drink more beer :P"
8	ThePenguin	857	8.4.2013 23:05	"~100 pints for like £48, even im tempted by that :P"
9	judgesuds	857	2.1.2006 11:47	"i feel hungover still that is bad"
10	yoinkster	767	18.2.2007 21:08	"this is about the beer thing isnt it"

Twofo's slappers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	Zeus	213	25.9.2005 23:01	* Zeus slaps andyM around the face with a purple dildo.
2	BigG	190	12.10.2010 21:11	"And then there will be loads of backslapping saying how "successful" it has been."
3	NakedDaro	112	26.1.2007 23:49	"MZUNGU ACCEPTS NO SLAPS"
4	astropoint	100	16.12.2006 22:53	"you;ve been slapping yourself alot"
5	itsmonktastic	91	26.3.2007 10:42	* monk slaps his connection
6	Echelon	89	17.2.2006 14:53	* Echelon slaps Hytch just to make a point
7	TMA	70	7.3.2006 20:32	"*slaps Mads in the mush with a sharp kipper*"
8	judgesuds	63	11.1.2006 20:47	* Mich slaps ohhhhyeah
9	Cocodude	57	4.10.2004 23:35	* Cocodude slaps unknown with a sarcasm machine
10	ZeeClone	54	13.7.2006 14:23	"and somebody slap BigJim1667 for using l33t in his nick"

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	3781	23.2.2006 21:04	"did you write over hte ubuntu partition?"
2	Echelon	2102	1.11.2006 22:42	"Smelly_Kat: I'm being frustrated by ubuntu for the first time"
3	Smelly_Kat	1309	17.8.2008 11:35	"cunt: I don't know much about knoppix, hang on I'm googling"
4	itsmonktastic	892	15.2.2007 16:47	"what title would you prefer? Smelly Linux girl?"
5	BigG	774	22.3.2007 19:40	"Debian ISO going at ~2k"
6	NakedDaro	501	7.11.2006 2:27	"The only thing believed to be able to stop Perfect Mega Jesus is Tux, the Linux penguin. - from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Mega_Jesus"
7	Rampage	456	5.11.2010 10:55	"even the homelinux one's are not available for free now :("
8	Zeus	358	15.7.2007 18:18	"i thought id try linux"
9	Cocodude	321	27.9.2004 19:28	"OK. Is there a traffic shaping tool for linux?"
10	ThePenguin	254	4.5.2013 17:42	"i dont know if linux cant use the nvidia card because there is problem with it or because i have not got it set up right..."

Top 10 quoting people

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	3512	8.8.2008 12:59	"[12:59:15] <astropoint> 45 seconds to go"
2	Smelly_Kat	799	26.3.2007 23:19	"[23:16:03] <monk> and the cube, while I'm at it. <--- heheh cube spinning ftw"
3	BigG	602	20.3.2011 21:06	"[19:20] < shadowqueen> | he's a retard, i expect more from you <-- With friends like this , who needs enemy's"
4	yoinkster	588	1.5.2007 22:16	"[22:15] <Hub-Security> Added entry to nickban list"
5	NakedDaro	556	9.3.2007 22:44	"[21:56:41] <NakedDaro> it could work to be fair"
6	Zeus	356	19.2.2007 17:38	"[17:34] <Satan> my mobile is out of batteries"
7	Anubis	195	7.4.2010 11:55	"[17:32] <Loki> Japanese + Large Breasts(preferably G-Cup) = DOES NOT COMPUTE"
8	Rampage	178	20.10.2010 12:27	"[12:24:07] <Rampage> yes it runs within windows effectively <-- i meant it runs as a normal windows application instead of within vmware or virtuabox etc"
9	mids	160	5.6.2010 0:11	"<astro> excellent, this is a good spot guys"
10	Echelon	156	30.5.2007 20:57	"[20:57:25] <VALKNUT> Uptime: 21 days,2 hours,43 minutes"

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	20633	5.3.2008 11:30	"morning Zeus"
2	NakedDaro	4589	8.9.2008 7:54	"Lo BigG"
3	Rampage	3286	1.3.2006 20:42	"hey astropoint i installed the codec"
4	Smelly_Kat	3001	12.8.2007 11:59	"Hey monky monky monk monk!"
5	judgesuds	2994	16.5.2007 8:09	"morning kat"
6	SpookyKid	2843	2.12.2011 9:13	"morning astro"
7	BigG	2735	6.8.2004 20:31	"evening MikeyMoo, fool_on_the_hill"
8	shadowqueen	2439	26.9.2010 13:21	"hello watzisneim sweetie"
9	Zeus	1903	12.1.2011 8:23	"morning"
10	mids	1565	14.1.2008 2:14	"hey Rampage, mich :)"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	25790	8.12.2012 20:01	"in a way I am reasonably impressed with this new laptop, but only for a silly reason"
2	BigG	2656	26.5.2009 20:04	"A bit like RAID 5 for RAM :P"
3	Zeus	2547	2.4.2006 13:49	"well its bloody killing my pc"
4	NakedDaro	1948	17.10.2006 0:46	"any reason for not being allowed to have 2 computers?"
5	Smelly_Kat	1925	18.3.2006 15:38	"right....I'm to attack dads computer with linux :D"
6	yoinkster	1787	30.1.2008 22:56	"hell, you can accelerate like bat out of hell {for an A class} if you want, just watch the rev monitor"
7	willfir	1776	23.1.2010 15:56	"think it's cos it's usb or something"
8	itsmonktastic	1684	26.3.2008 0:02	"I should have got down that TFT from the loft"
9	Kegger	1667	8.7.2008 20:21	"They just need to send me my bloody RAm"
10	mids	1534	11.12.2009 1:16	"aye, hopefully after installing the RC it'll install some cd drivers too so i can install the RTM"

Video Spammers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	8836	4.11.2010 20:35	"BS Player playing: Stargate Universe - 2x06 - Trial and Error (00:42:22)"
2	NakedDaro	2771	26.6.2007 13:37	"A video: Babylon 5 - 2x02 - Revelations.avi (348.64 MiB) - 0:00:26/0:43:46"
3	Rampage	1141	9.1.2008 1:09	"X-Men - 3x12 - The Dark Phoenix - 1 - Dazzled.avi is playing in the land of Avalon"
4	SpookyKid	593	20.12.2023 14:05	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Qi - 21x01XL - All I Want for Christmas is U) stats (00:00:09 of 00:44:24)"
5	mids	558	24.7.2011 22:05	"WMP 12 playing "Komodo Versus Cobra.avi" (1:30:32) at 1079kbps in 5.1DTS"
6	ZeeClone	332	30.3.2009 3:03	"Media Player Classic (playing): term205-notv.avi (349.59 MiB) - 0:47:09/0:50:11"
7	Smelly_Kat	282	20.6.2007 15:59	"kaffeine(0.8.3) playing The IT Crowd - 1x06 - Aunt Irma Visits.avi (205M) (0:15/25:07)"
8	itsmonktastic	238	10.7.2007 15:54	"Media Player Classic (playing): [chachamaru]Rozen Maiden ~traumend~ - 01v2.avi (175.23 MiB ) - 0:00:51/0:24:09"
9	willfir	236	22.5.2011 10:54	* willfir is watching: doctor.who.2005.s06e05.720p.hdtv.x264-bia.mkv - 00:00:09... .../00:43:18
10	indecisivebarf	102	4.11.2007 17:38	"I am watching: Prison Break - 304 - Good Fences.avi -- (12% done of 0:43:10) 0:05:17"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	1515	30.7.2009 21:04	"so life plans are spend it now then die in a car crash before your car becomes too uncool to be usable"
2	itsmonktastic	1016	24.3.2007 15:09	"those albums are very cool"
3	yoinkster	940	2.2.2006 20:41	"irobot is kinda cool"
4	mids	536	19.6.2010 22:34	"i'm gonna be the height of cool at the peace festival tomorrow with my metric spaces notes"
5	Smelly_Kat	458	12.11.2005 12:45	"cool thanks cocodude"
6	NakedDaro	381	12.5.2008 1:18	"MOOZIXORISES: Rocker by Miles Davis from the album Birth of the Cool at 117kbps [------|---] www.... ...last.fm/user/NakedDaro"
7	judgesuds	368	25.1.2006 19:19	"cool thanks people :)"
8	Kegger	307	25.5.2008 0:17	"lol I wish i was cool :("
9	BigG	304	27.10.2010 21:23	"willfir: Cool - I'd have bought one but they were still £1200 when I got my X31 >.<"
10	indecisivebarf	293	6.5.2007 17:23	"well, since i dont know enough about this to comment, im gonna go with: have u guys since the new pictures released by nasa? they're quite cool"

Top Twofo Spankers!

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	Smelly_Kat	2305	4.4.2006 16:11	"go on a spanking spree SpookyKid"
2	NakedDaro	457	4.12.2006 15:02	* NakedDaro kicks firstchoice in the nuts and whilst theyre doubled over in pain *SPANKS* them
3	astropoint	376	20.3.2006 17:12	* astropoint wonders if saying Smelly_Kat and SPANK will attract Kat from wherever she is hiding
4	judgesuds	251	7.10.2007 12:02	* Mich spanks itsmonktastic
5	whyiseverynicktaken	249	28.11.2005 22:17	"judi spanked me while she was here"
6	Mads	232	22.3.2006 21:25	"just cos i know Zeus likes a spankin :P"
7	ZeeClone	221	6.7.2006 1:06	* ZeeClone *SPANKS!* sincereadam with a partially eaten baguette
8	Echelon	210	2.5.2006 18:19	* Tux spanks Smelly_Kat back!!
9	Zeus	135	1.12.2005 17:39	* Zeus Grabs And Bends yoinkster Over His Knee, Reaches For The Leather Studded Belt And *Spanks* Wth All His Might.
10	itsmonktastic	119	16.8.2007 16:51	* itsmonktastic *spanks* indecisivebarf hello

Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	13681	19.7.2007 1:43	"*insinuating"
2	NakedDaro	2392	13.11.2006 2:30	"can*"
3	Kegger	1120	28.3.2008 23:07	"*talks to me more whilst i'm at uni"
4	Smelly_Kat	921	1.11.2006 18:09	"*bounces!"
5	Zeus	917	14.2.2006 17:25	"far*"
6	yoinkster	841	27.1.2008 18:03	"heh, yeah, live*"
7	Phipli	570	26.5.2009 23:31	"*his"
8	shadowqueen	495	3.12.2008 19:44	"i like "grandma got run over by a raindeer*"
9	willfir	478	23.7.2011 0:20	"hip*"
10	Rampage	430	20.2.2008 21:28	"*not"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	210194	14.1.2008 0:57	"give up and get some sleep? :P"
2	BigG	32508	22.5.2006 11:20	"Blood_God - the bell curve is thy friend [unless it is thy enemy] :P"
3	itsmonktastic	29081	22.3.2007 12:48	"yeah well my ratio is silly :P"
4	yoinkster	26275	5.10.2012 21:38	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-75UPP2uUQ"
5	NakedDaro	24826	22.9.2007 19:41	"only 1 hr until i win the lottery :D"
6	Kegger	20600	16.6.2008 18:38	"WHY WONT SIMS WORK :("
7	shadowqueen	14319	7.3.2009 8:52	"oooooo thats a thought O_O"
8	Smelly_Kat	12768	30.12.2006 14:10	"Beryl transparrencies :P"
9	mids	12710	20.1.2009 15:57	"oh cool, and house :)"
10	Zeus	12272	25.12.2010 19:35	"how much porn do you people need :P"

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	Zeus	3859	14.9.2006 21:28	"do *you* want a baby coming out of ur penis? :p"
2	yoinkster	2482	18.6.2006 21:00	"just tell them that socks5 sucks, dont tell them actually how to use it"
3	NakedDaro	1805	20.1.2007 1:17	"aww... my periodic table of sex just fell down"
4	shadowqueen	1746	7.3.2009 15:18	"just to put some talcum powder or something"
5	astropoint	1651	23.12.2013 19:51	"have you considered just getting a mobile dongle for a month or two?"
6	judgesuds	1564	23.6.2007 4:53	"the girls seemed kinda hot tonight rape one of them"
7	mids	1041	8.4.2009 14:58	"i should really take my laptop to campus and rape it there"
8	Smelly_Kat	953	28.11.2007 22:33	"argh! Giant throbbing bollocks! I suck at this"
9	firstchoice	839	16.11.2006 16:05	"then we can have an orgy afterwards?"
10	willfir	770	22.7.2011 14:25	"was it your cock mids"

Those who like giving huggles

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	Kegger	327	12.8.2008 22:11	"Yay! *snuggle-huggles teh daro*"
2	NakedDaro	284	10.7.2007 16:34	"-tell astropoint HUGGLES!"
3	judgesuds	284	4.4.2008 19:13	* Mich huggles itsmonktastic
4	shadowqueen	271	21.7.2009 19:09	* shadowqueenie huggles/rapes Phipli and NudeDaro
5	itsmonktastic	144	22.9.2007 12:48	* itsmonktastic gives surprise huggles to astropoint
6	SpookyKid	99	6.12.2012 22:46	"I like giving huggles"
7	ZeeClone	76	18.4.2008 22:52	"astrohuggles are rare"
8	Mads	69	9.4.2009 17:03	* mads gives the queenie huggles
9	mids	42	15.2.2009 15:42	"*huggles shadowqueen*"
10	willfir	34	11.3.2010 2:08	"huggles for the pisshead :D"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	31803	16.12.2005 11:52	"hehe...i have 30 torrents in azureus"
2	BigG	7928	5.8.2004 21:21	"lol Wells same here :p"
3	itsmonktastic	7492	6.10.2006 14:16	"haha, that's exactly what i do!"
4	mids	6949	5.11.2011 10:04	"hahaha webber is a fucking boss"
5	Smelly_Kat	6865	20.4.2006 1:02	"haha I don't have any chat kills :P"
6	NakedDaro	6077	26.5.2006 2:44	"lol, that'd go down well"
7	Zeus	6036	31.10.2004 21:44	"hehe u alright dude!"
8	indecisivebarf	4004	20.2.2007 17:45	"hahahhaa i know.....oops...but it got answered didnt it?"
9	whyiseverynicktaken	3836	26.10.2005 16:22	"lol he walked straight into that one!"
10	Rampage	3779	8.3.2006 18:15	"hehe try it firstchoice"

Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	218	24.9.2020 19:15	"-movie raised by wolves"
2	SpookyKid	193	31.8.2012 1:02	"-film into the white"
3	yoinkster	184	10.10.2009 2:21	"-movie The Emperor's New Groove"
4	wiggle	129	9.4.2006 23:43	"-movie executive decision"
5	SouthernSteel	91	16.3.2006 23:02	"-movie Boondock Saints"
6	Keynes	51	13.7.2006 2:45	"-movie colour of money"
7	Ohhhhyeah	50	24.8.2008 0:30	"-film french connection"
8	Johnno	50	9.3.2006 20:29	"-randomfilm"
9	NakedDaro	45	13.3.2008 1:31	"-film the king and i"
10	Rampage	44	14.2.2006 23:38	"-movie universal soldier"

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	22928	21.1.2010 22:16	"thinks thinks thinks...."
2	BigG	6301	9.1.2006 16:23	"Oh... well done windows for fucking up one of my disks...."
3	Zeus	4818	15.2.2006 16:54	"gr8... now its not even hashing...."
4	yoinkster	2079	12.4.2006 15:12	"why ask it if ur hungry ..."
5	Phipli	1988	30.9.2010 23:16	"correct me if I'm wrong..."
6	NakedDaro	1927	16.10.2006 2:07	"plz dont stalk me..."
7	indecisivebarf	1422	2.9.2007 2:17	"i seem to search a lot at night, and not at all during the day..."
8	mids	1370	20.4.2008 23:28	"revision was required today..."
9	whyiseverynicktaken	1185	14.2.2006 0:17	"im thinking of buying some chocolate body paint when i go to cov............."
10	shadowqueen	849	8.9.2008 15:55	"scanned, restored, deleted loads of stuff..."

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	NakedDaro	1189	12.2.2007 19:18	"-flipacoin labs tomorrow?"
2	ZeeClone	1159	14.6.2006 16:35	"-flipacoin stop Rampage from being so fucking stupid or sit back and enjoy the show?"
3	shadowqueen	996	17.2.2011 15:19	"-coin sleeps or try to stay awake until 11"
4	astropoint	879	13.7.2006 1:55	"-flipacoin simpsons?"
5	mids	689	26.5.2011 2:00	"-coin pikey these notes home and eat some MEAT when I get there?"
6	Zeus	628	5.3.2006 18:07	"-flipacoin death to all lecturers?"
7	Kegger	591	29.3.2008 20:20	"-flipacoin Call Nick or Play Guitar Hero"
8	itsmonktastic	562	15.1.2007 19:50	"-flipacoin take laptop to lecture tomorrow for no good reason?"
9	yoinkster	386	28.3.2008 14:01	"-coin pop out for fag"
10	Phipli	347	10.4.2011 21:19	"-coin keeping engineers?"

Top 10 stats freaks

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	4243	19.2.2006 21:48	"so it's technically harder to get a chatkill now"
2	SpookyKid	936	17.6.2012 16:47	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Digimon 250 - A Million Points of Light [fss][engdub].avi) stats (00:02:27 of 00:21:34)"
3	BigG	435	23.11.2009 16:08	"That should so blatantly have been a chatkill!"
4	yoinkster	385	26.11.2010 22:37	"when trying to keep old boinc stats/profile thingy ... when I install it, what files should I grab from the old boinc dir"
5	NakedDaro	385	16.11.2006 1:15	"you need to make a little bar chart of that script occuring during the day for the stats :P"
6	Rampage	315	3.6.2006 17:30	"hmm, was that a chatkill for u?"
7	itsmonktastic	244	30.12.2006 14:31	"my stats are ever so slightly unhealthy :("
8	Smelly_Kat	163	18.11.2005 17:29	"more winamp spamming from the kat"
9	willfir	157	27.1.2010 2:28	"i'll pop back after tooth brushing to make sure i don't get a chatkill though"
10	ZeeClone	149	11.2.2009 23:48	"I've overtaken whyis in talking in the overall stats"

Bad language users

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	mids	11625	27.1.2011 19:48	"he got the runs or some shit off Pleb's indian's cooking :P"
2	yoinkster	10979	5.11.2016 18:59	"so I just rang barclaycard to tell them about some shit with my account"
3	Zeus	7041	5.8.2011 16:59	"i want to say "for shits and giggles, my insurance details have been verified""
4	willfir	4167	8.11.2011 13:23	"fucken housemate, get out of bed and help me procrastinate you lazy sod"
5	NakedDaro	3149	18.5.2009 19:43	"Then fuck getting a new mobo"
6	BigG	2587	30.3.2007 13:23	"Unlike this FUCKING STUPID SQL QUERY! >:\"
7	Smelly_Kat	2433	23.1.2007 16:00	"FUCK ME I'M ENROLLED!!!!!!!!"
8	ZeeClone	1507	16.5.2006 9:03	"God damn my fucking sleep pattern"
9	astropoint	1342	17.9.2012 13:55	"and it is a pain in the fucking neck"
10	judgesuds	1161	18.3.2006 19:39	"oh i never read that shit"

Twofo's top 10 spammers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	2833	27.12.2006 19:11	"and you didn;t spam it?"
2	SpookyKid	849	4.4.2013 2:25	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Paused (Star Trek (2009)) stats ( 00:47:39 of 02:06:50)"
3	NakedDaro	498	6.6.2007 23:41	"to say ;thats fucking shit' every time i spam a song"
4	Zeus	457	23.2.2005 19:26	"even I got kicked for spamming society events... see? no exceptions :p"
5	Smelly_Kat	367	13.12.2005 0:09	"hmmm...need to make valknut do xmms spam :S"
6	itsmonktastic	317	30.12.2006 14:09	"if you just spam, like me :P"
7	BigG	279	30.12.2005 16:24	* BigG contemplates setting his client up to autospam every track and then queue up his entire collection ;)
8	yoinkster	277	7.6.2010 23:59	"oh oh oh winamp spamz, I like that game"
9	mids	246	15.8.2011 17:12	"heh nice informative spams these"
10	Coyote	202	21.2.2006 2:31	"spam is everywhere these days :("

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Sample Quote
1	BigG	4186	28.6.2006 22:25	"Heh"
2	SpookyKid	2533	24.11.2011 11:39	"heh"
3	Blood God	1946	28.7.2006 16:37	"heh"
4	NakedDaro	1730	8.5.2008 2:48	"Heh."
5	itsmonktastic	1704	19.12.2006 0:37	"heh"
6	judgesuds	1288	2.2.2008 18:29	"heh"
7	Zeus	1072	23.8.2011 18:57	"heh"
8	firstchoice	722	23.7.2006 20:07	"heh"
9	willfir	671	11.5.2011 20:08	"heh"
10	Phipli	637	6.1.2013 23:29	"heh"