Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	31802	30.11.2005 1:22	"haha - union will be packed!"
2	BigG	7928	14.3.2007 16:25	"Lol uber filelist :P"
3	itsmonktastic	7492	2.3.2008 17:53	"Hehe, not yet. ¬_¬"
4	mids	6949	11.4.2009 22:03	"lol, it was the net interest for the quarter"
5	Smelly_Kat	6865	11.11.2005 19:40	"hehe...that smell must be me then"
6	NakedDaro	6077	28.8.2008 21:46	"Lol lol lol"
7	Zeus	6036	29.12.2004 0:47	"hehe, ive just had to walk Xscape - the corner of V4 n H6 many times at 2am"
8	indecisivebarf	4004	21.12.2007 23:48	"lol. very 80s looking too"
9	whyiseverynicktaken	3836	24.3.2006 17:00	"hehe"
10	Rampage	3779	27.4.2006 1:03	"hehe, done plenty of that myself"

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	3759	10.6.2007 2:54	"i ahve a linux router downstairs whihc is about as far as i ever plan to go '_"
2	Echelon	2102	10.4.2006 18:59	"wats this? a linux party?"
3	Smelly_Kat	1309	10.5.2006 3:50	"http://ubuntuguide.org/ <--- really good newbie guide to ubuntu :)"
4	itsmonktastic	892	11.2.2007 1:10	"what you use linux for is a lot more complex than most people would use it for"
5	BigG	774	7.12.2005 14:43	"UT has a linux install"
6	NakedDaro	501	30.7.2007 20:56	"wheres Tux Racer dammit??!!!!"
7	Rampage	456	1.5.2006 1:30	"me is going to take ur advice Tux"
8	Zeus	358	4.2.2005 20:30	"hmm looks like the modem drivers are available for linux"
9	Cocodude	321	27.9.2004 19:11	"Linux/Unix/BSD etc., are definitely more suitable for servers though, I think most agree"
10	ThePenguin	254	13.1.2013 15:19	"i have never been more excited: http://blog.scssoft.com/2013/01/linux-is-close.html"

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	NakedDaro	1189	16.3.2007 18:21	"-flipacoin is the windows 'low on space' thing anything to be worried about?"
2	ZeeClone	1159	7.3.2006 10:59	"-flipacoin is it cold in here or is it just me?"
3	shadowqueen	996	28.4.2009 16:19	"-coin cba to buy butter?"
4	astropoint	879	10.11.2006 12:54	"-flipacoin Move onto allowing the on campus twit a slot at 1kb/s too see if he notices?"
5	mids	689	28.1.2011 16:21	"-coin too early to get on the beer"
6	Zeus	628	1.4.2011 14:31	"-coin start holiday now?"
7	Kegger	591	16.8.2008 2:01	"-coin listen to sad song?"
8	itsmonktastic	562	9.7.2007 14:37	"-flipacoin Something ambienty or something metaly?"
9	yoinkster	386	16.8.2006 23:34	"-flipacoin game or movie or chat on here or msn or give up on everything"
10	Phipli	347	10.5.2011 21:35	"-coin watch f1 or something else"

Those who like giving huggles

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	Kegger	327	16.1.2009 21:05	"Its a Rachie! *huggle*"
2	NakedDaro	284	6.6.2007 15:06	"noone wants huggles from you mich"
3	judgesuds	284	22.3.2009 0:08	* Judgesuds stores all the huggles up just in case
4	shadowqueen	271	30.1.2009 22:27	* shadowqueen huggles teh ZeeClone, as there are chaperones present
5	itsmonktastic	144	13.7.2007 1:50	* itsmonktastic huggles indecisivebarf goodnight
6	SpookyKid	99	14.4.2013 17:30	"it's ok. I will forgive you for huggles"
7	ZeeClone	76	13.1.2009 21:18	* ZeeClone huggles the Keggy One
8	Mads	69	8.5.2009 12:48	"*huggles*"
9	mids	42	23.12.2008 23:35	"*huggles shadowqueen*"
10	willfir	34	23.1.2010 18:43	* willfir huggles repairednewt

Top 10 quoting people

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	3512	13.1.2008 16:31	""<Idiot one> has send you a video message, click here to read it""
2	Smelly_Kat	799	21.6.2006 13:48	"[13:48:35] <astropoint> VUGGER! <---- :S"
3	BigG	602	26.3.2007 22:03	"[Mon 22:02] <Smelly_Kat> If it's anything like last year it'l be like camping in a lake <-- lol, great way to talk him into it :P"
4	yoinkster	588	4.7.2013 20:55	"this <strike>conspiracy</strike> truth theory is coming together"
5	NakedDaro	556	14.11.2006 16:52	"[16:52] <astropoint> and isn;t the quote "Quack, damn you!" <-- i dont get it"
6	Zeus	356	20.11.2005 20:05	"[20:04] <monkey> moo ???"
7	Anubis	195	14.9.2010 12:48	"[12:42:14] <Anubis> get it zipped and emailed >_>"
8	Rampage	178	16.1.2008 0:24	"[00:24:36] <astropoint> and seeing if that works"
9	mids	160	22.10.2011 13:13	"type -info <username> or only connect to people in the -resnet list"
10	Echelon	156	8.2.2006 19:31	"<Echelon> so when the hub becomes more busy users with higher share are given priority"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	5891	28.11.2009 20:19	"share your cider for my whiskey shadowqueenie?"
2	mids	2823	16.3.2010 20:37	"jesus fucking christ i could murder a beer"
3	shadowqueen	1796	2.12.2008 21:06	"i think i spend too much money on alcohol :/ :P"
4	NakedDaro	1165	1.2.2007 21:05	"surely with 1 pound drinks, its better to get drunk there"
5	Zeus	1045	15.1.2005 13:23	"every1s still hungover and in bed it seems"
6	Phipli	1021	30.12.2011 19:27	"I have a stout to make"
7	BigG	916	14.12.2008 0:37	"I still have a bottle of beer left :P"
8	ThePenguin	857	18.6.2013 0:26	"yeah drunkeness and all that"
9	judgesuds	857	19.9.2007 23:34	"do you have alcohol in the fridge?"
10	yoinkster	767	4.5.2008 23:26	"oh rite yeah, I was downstairs repintifying"

Bad language users

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	mids	11625	21.2.2010 18:27	"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8526770.stm that's what you get if you drive one of those fuckers on a country road in the early hours... stupid bitch"
2	yoinkster	10979	11.1.2007 23:32	""ok, weve got the white boy, white girl, token aisan, token goof .... oh shit, token halfcast , shit, give him heart""
3	Zeus	7041	12.10.2005 21:53	"and fuck, im bleeding again"
4	willfir	4167	2.5.2010 22:46	"the banshee missions was deeply shite"
5	NakedDaro	3149	9.8.2007 23:31	"which is when it got shit"
6	BigG	2587	13.5.2009 22:03	"astropoint: Just for the hell of it and not that BT are a bunch of thieving cunts?"
7	Smelly_Kat	2433	24.12.2006 16:59	"I do all the fucking driving"
8	ZeeClone	1507	16.5.2006 9:45	"When will you lean Twofo *I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU*"
9	astropoint	1341	14.12.2005 22:07	"not as good as fucksmudge"
10	judgesuds	1161	5.9.2007 2:08	"erm i think i am fucked for morning tbh"

Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	13676	20.12.2006 23:32	"*game"
2	NakedDaro	2392	27.10.2006 21:30	"*round of applause"
3	Kegger	1120	17.7.2008 14:32	"*download a 22mb file"
4	Smelly_Kat	921	6.5.2007 0:07	"*now"
5	Zeus	917	15.1.2006 23:12	"what*"
6	yoinkster	841	17.8.2006 21:46	"no, the scum are the spuds*"
7	Phipli	570	22.6.2011 15:49	"*piuns"
8	shadowqueen	495	3.12.2008 19:44	"i like "grandma got run over by a raindeer*"
9	willfir	478	13.3.2010 18:44	"*sigh"
10	Rampage	430	20.6.2006 13:47	"*bad"

Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	4565	21.4.2007 13:27	"whihc will be part of what ITS are picking up on"
2	Rampage	703	20.5.2006 12:25	"mentalist - supprot ResNet *rapeage*"
3	Smelly_Kat	533	19.5.2006 22:00	"-tell Boomer are you on resnet? If not then sorry you can't connect to me"
4	Echelon	497	13.4.2006 20:37	"so its 100% resnet being shite!!"
5	yoinkster	424	26.1.2006 14:40	"but they were yammering on about such bollox after the resnet thing"
6	Zeus	333	17.2.2005 22:12	"ITS AN INTERNAL HUB, THEREFORE ITS FOR INTERNAL USE!"
7	NakedDaro	248	10.9.2007 11:00	* NakedDaro gives ITS a round of applause
8	BigG	243	24.11.2004 12:45	"You will need to connect in passive mode if you are connecting to the on-campus hub as it is on a different network to the ResNet"
9	xyzzy	156	19.12.2005 14:49	"lost 2x10 not out - also ITS"
10	willfir	148	9.3.2010 21:13	"ever tried gaming in the evening? 700ms latency on resnet-- is a good night"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	25745	1.12.2006 1:28	"best thign i ever bought for my laptop"
2	BigG	2656	2.9.2010 17:23	"Although you can get dedicated audio processors on mobos now..."
3	Zeus	2547	3.6.2009 19:54	"you could try unplugging *all* your drives, unplug the computer, press the power button a few times to clear the memory, replug everything and try again"
4	NakedDaro	1948	25.5.2007 0:54	"went to third computer"
5	Smelly_Kat	1925	22.2.2007 14:04	"I was talking about the load averages on this computer ie Kat"
6	yoinkster	1787	13.1.2009 17:07	"im trying to compress a virtual hdd COS THE GUEST OS on it says its 16gb but the file for the hdd takes up 33gb"
7	willfir	1776	31.10.2011 20:11	"nar mids wanna use usb extension so is long enough to be near my hand"
8	itsmonktastic	1684	3.12.2006 2:00	"well it had a hard drive in it"
9	Kegger	1667	20.1.2009 13:13	"Lots of spare time to play computer games \o/"
10	mids	1534	9.6.2010 17:10	"the warwick pc wouldn't donwload it for some reason"

Top 10 beer lovers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	mids	1891	9.10.2011 0:30	"needless to say this bitterness comes from previous experience"
2	astropoint	1508	26.3.2009 19:51	"masonary involving beer cans as building materials?"
3	BigG	633	27.6.2006 15:23	"Clearly it's beer time!!!"
4	Phipli	609	9.12.2012 21:33	"Meade 4" refractor for second hand is only £100"
5	NakedDaro	529	8.2.2008 0:22	"im not feeding the laptop beer"
6	judgesuds	470	27.1.2006 14:09	"anyone else need beer?"
7	GPGrunt	437	9.7.2007 18:46	"but still have beer :)"
8	becks	373	24.12.2006 17:58	"-flipacoin beer or tea"
9	shadowqueen	319	1.4.2012 16:14	"whisky and cold ginger beer is tasty by the way"
10	Zeus	304	17.7.2011 14:33	"Phipli - can you make coffee beer?"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	99236	16.11.2021 15:32	"and at 3.30, any luck yoinkster?"
2	Zeus	18024	10.11.2005 20:33	"did one of u kill him?"
3	NakedDaro	11868	26.10.2006 23:53	"[23:49] <astropoint> a week in spain did me good :P <-- how do u mean? just gettin away from us lot?"
4	judgesuds	11458	22.12.2008 18:34	"why the different nick?"
5	itsmonktastic	8831	9.2.2007 19:58	"does it list the user sdown the side properly or brokenly?"
6	shadowqueen	8033	22.5.2010 23:10	"i'm lost already... is the story still going on?"
7	mids	7815	2.6.2009 9:47	"-coin student day or full day today?"
8	Phipli	7640	22.12.2011 15:53	"as a result of say 110v or external temp or something?"
9	BigG	6781	17.11.2005 22:25	"Phoenix you mean that you don't know that website off by heart?"
10	Kegger	6138	24.1.2011 23:59	"saying I am so sorry please forgive me?"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	1514	23.1.2007 20:20	"none of us are cool :P"
2	itsmonktastic	1016	16.12.2006 14:12	"you can emulate the c64 yourself, but you'd need a cool joystick for the real fun to begin"
3	yoinkster	940	28.3.2011 21:44	"it was a blockable application then that'd be cool but this new thing is just .... shit"
4	mids	536	6.1.2011 0:34	"good shiz, mine's aircooled at 3.6, with turboboost or some shit to 3.8"
5	Smelly_Kat	458	14.10.2005 19:20	"making strong cocktails was such a cool plan...gonna regret it tommorrow tho"
6	NakedDaro	381	4.11.2006 22:50	"yeah, but big robots are cool"
7	judgesuds	368	11.1.2006 9:49	"that could be cool though"
8	Kegger	307	24.4.2008 10:41	"Its kinda cool though, my mate left his 26inch tv in here yesterday night :D and I'm using it as a monitor and it is...awesome!"
9	BigG	304	30.1.2007 11:56	"Though it is completely unpractical to watercool."
10	indecisivebarf	293	2.6.2007 17:27	"coolest isnt necessarily what i would say u are :p"

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	22918	27.1.2006 0:10	"117th time from the stats..."
2	BigG	6301	4.9.2008 18:51	"Heh, couldn't read 2.5GiB of music..."
3	Zeus	4818	17.8.2006 21:56	"every1 say hi to the moron...."
4	yoinkster	2079	16.6.2006 4:42	"i expect them to be gay ..."
5	Phipli	1988	30.11.2008 23:04	"topgear sounds like a plan..."
6	NakedDaro	1927	29.11.2006 22:31	"hmmm... i have a script here called linux..."
7	indecisivebarf	1422	19.5.2007 14:02	"oh! its already 2..that means i missed the picnic..."
8	mids	1370	25.4.2008 10:41	"i'm sure i didn't drink that much last night, so why is that headache still here..."
9	whyiseverynicktaken	1185	22.1.2006 1:33	"nice hard penis.........."
10	shadowqueen	849	25.9.2008 16:08	"aww poor wee soul that he is..."

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	17183	29.9.2011 15:09	"http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/home-brewing/demijohn-glass-clear/invt/0022556/ & http://www... ....wilkinsonplus.com/home-brewing/youngs-u-brew-airlock-with-rubber-bung-x-2/invt/0240201/"
2	yoinkster	4572	4.2.2010 23:10	"-tell BigG epic car porn :D http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=63&t=807436&nm... ...t=Cool%20Car%20meet%20in%20Taiwan%20with%20Reventon%20Roadster"
3	Zeus	2464	14.11.2007 22:19	"http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/66/Placenta.jpg/180px-Placenta.jpg"
4	BigG	2077	7.7.2006 11:09	"http://bigg.kicks-ass.net/GameData.ini grab that"
5	mids	1884	9.6.2011 22:14	"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW_9SGrc4Oo"
6	SpookyKid	1463	24.5.2020 16:04	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k also I clearly meant to write 'you're' not ' your' but in my defence I've only had one cup of coffee and no food today"
7	Phipli	1438	8.6.2011 18:21	": http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220796103622&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:G... ...B:1123"
8	shadowqueen	1333	11.2.2009 11:11	"http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-02-05/"
9	NakedDaro	1237	2.4.2009 22:50	"-tell judgesuds http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=48953594666&ref=nf seXXXy"
10	willfir	1202	14.11.2011 23:15	"-tell Anubis http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/chive-on-monday-210.jpg?w=500&h=371"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	BigG	4186	10.2.2010 21:58	"Heh"
2	SpookyKid	2533	1.9.2017 22:11	"heh"
3	Blood God	1946	11.7.2006 20:35	"heh"
4	NakedDaro	1730	23.2.2008 13:21	"heh"
5	itsmonktastic	1704	20.2.2007 18:43	"heh"
6	judgesuds	1288	12.6.2008 23:14	"heh"
7	Zeus	1072	17.1.2009 16:12	"heh"
8	firstchoice	722	13.10.2005 21:33	"heh"
9	willfir	671	7.2.2010 22:00	"heh"
10	Phipli	637	7.4.2012 22:03	"heh"

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	20631	15.11.2005 14:34	"hello zeus, recovered?"
2	NakedDaro	4589	29.11.2006 14:53	"lo itsmonktastic"
3	Rampage	3286	27.2.2009 18:55	"hey Orangelemondrinkman"
4	Smelly_Kat	3001	31.10.2005 19:12	"hey cocodude, hows you?"
5	judgesuds	2994	31.12.2006 3:20	"hello"
6	SpookyKid	2843	24.3.2006 1:21	"hey kat"
7	BigG	2735	30.12.2010 17:01	"Good evening shadowqueen."
8	shadowqueen	2439	22.6.2008 12:09	"heya, how was the social yday after i disappeared?"
9	Zeus	1903	21.12.2004 18:35	"hello cocodude"
10	mids	1565	6.2.2009 17:11	"HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	179660	14.1.2008 22:03	"good"
2	NakedDaro	30606	19.3.2008 21:36	"o_O"
3	itsmonktastic	26494	20.6.2007 1:28	"LOL."
4	Zeus	24717	21.1.2006 17:34	"again"
5	BigG	22753	28.8.2013 19:35	"Hehe"
6	judgesuds	17869	1.5.2008 20:28	":p"
7	mids	17574	2.10.2011 14:04	"bt--"
8	Smelly_Kat	13738	29.8.2007 14:04	"ok"
9	Kegger	13527	21.5.2008 11:42	"WOE"
10	shadowqueen	13215	22.4.2010 15:15	"hmmm"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	210173	17.4.2006 14:11	"i have a better version that you hten BigG ;)"
2	BigG	32508	5.4.2007 14:46	"And no, that doesn't look valid Perl ;)"
3	itsmonktastic	29081	11.9.2007 19:19	"Actually one of them isn't :P"
4	yoinkster	26274	24.1.2006 17:17	"but dont do it too much otherwise ull ruin the search spy :p"
5	NakedDaro	24826	28.2.2007 16:11	"in Smelly_Kat's case, milk :P"
6	Kegger	20600	16.11.2007 2:52	"What's the other option then, sit inside and be miserable? :("
7	shadowqueen	14319	24.9.2008 19:19	"actually he may enjoy that :/"
8	Smelly_Kat	12768	6.11.2006 1:32	"well I think I've figured out whats wrong with this computer, my rams busted :("
9	mids	12710	23.2.2011 12:47	"still got an A though :D"
10	Zeus	12272	5.6.2006 19:27	"oh TMA, im not trying to do anything, its all working fine :p"

Video Spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	8836	18.9.2007 20:30	"BS Player playing: The Simpsons - 07x19 - A Fish Called Selma (00:22:51)"
2	NakedDaro	2771	3.8.2007 1:39	"A video: One Foot In The Grave - 2x03 - Dramatic Fever.avi (299.99 MiB) - 0:00:29/0:29:47"
3	Rampage	1141	5.10.2010 23:48	* Rampage is watching MasterChef - The Professionals S03E04.avi
4	SpookyKid	593	3.12.2012 19:21	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Robot Chicken - 06x11 - Evisce... ...rated Post-Coital by a Six Foot Mantis.mkv) stats (00:00:06 of 00:11:05)"
5	mids	558	1.9.2009 21:02	"VLC playing: Stranger Than Fiction.avi (0:00:04/1:52:55)"
6	ZeeClone	332	26.7.2008 21:27	"The penguins are playing me: Master and Commander - CD 2.avi (694.30 MiB) - 0:22:30/1:05:17"
7	Smelly_Kat	282	12.3.2007 20:54	"kaffeine(0.8.2) playing Smallville - 5x17 - Void.avi (701M) (28:27/40:05)"
8	itsmonktastic	238	15.9.2007 10:58	"Media Player Classic (playing): [Live-evil]_Death_Note_06_[8C409A0C].avi (172.56 MiB) - 0:13:57/0:2... ...2:44"
9	willfir	236	8.2.2011 14:35	* willfir is watching: skins.us.s01e04.hdtv.xvid-fqm.avi - 00:00:07/00:40:50
10	indecisivebarf	102	6.5.2007 23:13	"Media Player Classic (playing): 01 Charlie Big Potato.wma (-1 B) - 0:00:17/0:05:30"

Twofo's slappers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	Zeus	213	20.11.2005 21:28	* Zeus slaps davidcameron around the face with a belt buckle.
2	BigG	190	7.1.2006 17:04	"Needs a slapping more like..."
3	NakedDaro	112	31.10.2007 9:04	* NakedDaro slaps itsmonktastic: go to uni and leave me alone!
4	astropoint	100	24.2.2011 23:27	"and I got off with a slapped wrist and a telling off not to do it again"
5	itsmonktastic	91	23.12.2006 11:55	"i admit i foolishly downloaded that entire archive then noticed the rar file within it *slaps himself*"
6	Echelon	89	1.2.2006 14:51	* Echelon slaps Smelly_Kat and runs for dear life
7	TMA	70	5.3.2006 2:14	"woo... I avoided the slappage, must have dug myself out of that hole succesfully"
8	judgesuds	63	26.2.2006 5:49	* mich2 slaps yoinkster with some bacon
9	Cocodude	57	20.12.2006 19:07	* Cocodude slaps them all
10	ZeeClone	54	1.3.2006 18:23	"considers slapping Jungle"

Top Twofo Spankers!

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	Smelly_Kat	2305	29.11.2005 15:44	* Smelly Kat puts greenthumb over her knee, pulls his trousers down and *SPANKS* his ass till it turns purple!! Ooooh you filthy boy!{Scripted By Smelly_Kat:...
2	NakedDaro	457	4.11.2006 16:51	"some of you're time was also spent spanking/being spanked"
3	astropoint	376	20.11.2005 15:28	* astropoint holds Smelly_Kat down and spanks her with a giant penguin
4	judgesuds	251	17.4.2007 1:37	"-flipacoin does astro love a good spanking?"
5	whyiseverynicktaken	249	2.4.2006 4:43	"-tell Kat whyis said *SPANK!*"
6	Mads	232	21.9.2009 20:41	"spankee you for supernaturals"
7	ZeeClone	221	15.7.2006 1:03	* ZeeClone *SPANKS!* Aaxen with a partially eaten baguette
8	Echelon	210	17.12.2005 21:35	"how did I kno u were gonna spank someone"
9	Zeus	135	11.1.2005 17:32	"naughty yoinkster, u deserve a spanking"
10	itsmonktastic	119	22.11.2007 21:14	"-tell indecisivebarf *SPANK* we've started the film without you. :("

Audio Spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	yoinkster	2865	6.3.2006 18:58	"yoinkster, just to annoy you, has winamp(5.20) playing Linkin Park - In The End {00:11/03:36 || [ |---------]}"
2	mids	2555	17.3.2010 21:46	"Winamp 5.572 playing "Disturbed - Down With The Sickness" (0:00:38/0:04:38) at 128kbps in 5.1 DTS"
3	astropoint	2268	5.9.2006 3:05	"Currently I'm listening to Garth Nix - Drowned Wednesday - 12 of 20 {48kbps} (04:19 of 24:46 [ -|--------])"
4	NakedDaro	2164	3.2.2008 23:00	"Music spam be this: You Never Give Me Your Money by The Beatles from the album Abbey Road at 781kbps [|---------] www.last.fm/user/NakedDaro"
5	SpookyKid	1268	4.10.2012 18:54	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (Inkubus Sukkubus - Vampyre Erotica ) stats (19% of 0:04:49 [-|--------])"
6	Ohhhhyeah	972	26.12.2006 23:52	"artist - Track 04 is playing at the moment for a total length of 03:35 [|---------])"
7	shadowqueen	970	13.1.2011 17:46	"is listening to In Flames - Trigger at 320kbps ( 00:38 - 04:54 [-|--------]) More Queenie music can be found at http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen"
8	Phipli	961	28.12.2012 0:27	* Phiplii is listening to the Electronica/Dance track "We All Die!" by Alec Empire in iTunes
9	BigG	877	8.8.2006 20:03	"Winamp(5.24) is 29% through "Kuribayashi Minami - Kaze to Hoshi ni Dakarete..." (320kbps [01:14[--|-------]04:09]) from BigG's Music Collection of Win(TM) http://www.last.fm/user/BigG~/"
10	itsmonktastic	855	12.6.2007 22:17	"The Monk is currently digging: "The Cardigans - Erase/Rewind from the album "Gran Turismo"" - Yeah?"

Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	218	28.12.2005 1:45	"-movie The American President"
2	SpookyKid	193	24.3.2006 18:13	"-film requiem for a dream"
3	yoinkster	184	7.1.2005 18:15	"-film national treasure"
4	wiggle	129	6.6.2006 1:28	"-movie cold mountain"
5	SouthernSteel	91	14.3.2006 23:36	"-movie Dead Poets Society"
6	Keynes	51	5.6.2006 23:08	"-movie the legend of fong"
7	Ohhhhyeah	50	24.1.2006 23:47	"-film fun with dick and jane"
8	Johnno	50	9.3.2006 20:29	"-randomfilm"
9	NakedDaro	45	14.1.2007 22:22	"-movie name of a movie"
10	Rampage	44	13.1.2008 22:13	"-movie back to the future"

Twofo's top 10 spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	2833	12.9.2010 21:38	"I assume you are going to want that adding to the video spams on the stats as well"
2	SpookyKid	847	24.6.2006 18:18	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.23) playing (orgy - blue monday (hard floor mix )) stats(35% of 06:01 [---|------])"
3	NakedDaro	498	18.3.2007 21:45	"SHPSM TIME: I'm listening to The Smashing Pumpkins - Behold! The Night Mare - 01:36/05:13 at 128kbps [---|------]"
4	Zeus	457	6.2.2007 23:17	"how come we didnt get the spamming tonight?"
5	Smelly_Kat	367	30.7.2007 17:52	* Smelly Kat double checks the link NakedDaro spammed
6	itsmonktastic	317	20.3.2007 11:14	""if I spend enough time working and not spamming twofo to feel like I've done enough for the day, I must look at some lua" :P"
7	BigG	279	30.12.2005 16:24	* BigG contemplates setting his client up to autospam every track and then queue up his entire collection ;)
8	yoinkster	277	10.10.2009 17:49	"someone get out there and spam !!"
9	mids	246	25.12.2010 21:26	* mids continues to share the christmas music spam :P
10	Coyote	202	6.3.2006 21:26	"Coyote is spamming you with Winamp(5.10) playing 36 Crazyfists - 6 Feet at 48% of 03:56"

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	Zeus	3859	8.11.2005 0:21	"the animal porn was cuz sum1 said another person was sharing it"
2	yoinkster	2482	6.8.2007 20:45	"mich ya sexy bastard"
3	NakedDaro	1805	1.3.2008 2:48	"well, cos guys having sex with guys is hot"
4	shadowqueen	1746	21.7.2009 19:59	"i am just in turn being raped by an overweight IT consultant"
5	astropoint	1651	12.9.2006 0:03	"you mean you;ve downloaded somehing that isn't porn"
6	judgesuds	1564	13.10.2007 2:19	"do we need to date rape?"
7	mids	1041	29.1.2010 19:21	""i didn't have an affair you cock-bag, it was immaculate conception" .... "uhhhh , ok""
8	Smelly_Kat	953	13.11.2005 14:26	* Smelly Kat wonders how much of it is porn :P
9	firstchoice	839	11.11.2005 0:18	"Porn will move from its current home (160GB drive) to a new home (300GB drive)"
10	willfir	770	30.12.2010 1:00	"generous though i'm taking that to be queenie, i'm not sure "sexy" really applies accentless or not"

Top 10 stats freaks

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	4243	28.9.2006 18:47	"The beeb.net stats site is down. Please use http://twofostats.4000webs.com/ for the time being"
2	SpookyKid	935	31.7.2023 12:51	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Futurama - 08x02 - Children of a Lesser Bog) stats (00:00:09 of 00:24:46)"
3	BigG	435	12.8.2008 0:03	"Hmmm micheth is about to catch me up on the overall stats..."
4	yoinkster	385	26.11.2009 23:59	"I've decided I don't like that stats"
5	NakedDaro	385	9.3.2007 23:30	"would you mind doing a stats update with them on the next highest setting just to see what its like?"
6	Rampage	315	31.8.2008 21:14	"Have an animated astro wave as your avatar on the stats :P"
7	itsmonktastic	244	28.12.2006 2:22	"you might just be setting yourself up for another chatkill"
8	Smelly_Kat	163	4.12.2006 18:59	"there was one on the stats the other day"
9	willfir	157	22.1.2010 19:04	"i think that was dangerously close to being chatkill territory, hence the completely pointless line you're currently reading"
10	ZeeClone	149	19.8.2010 22:13	"astro canot have a chatkill just for being the last one talking"