Those who like giving huggles

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Kegger	327	19.9.2008 10:30	"and hi shadowqueen. :( on the badnews *huggles8"
2	NakedDaro	284	28.2.2008 9:14	"i mean straight huggles"
3	judgesuds	284	4.8.2007 0:34	* Mich rape huggles GPGrunt
4	shadowqueen	271	28.9.2008 18:03	"yay *huggles Kegger*"
5	itsmonktastic	144	5.8.2007 23:23	"Just vanilla huggles from me I'm afraid"
6	SpookyKid	99	20.11.2012 18:48	* SpookyKid gives huggles in return
7	ZeeClone	76	5.7.2007 9:29	* ZeeClone huggles twofo I've misseded you
8	Mads	69	1.6.2009 8:25	"*huggles shadowqueenie*"
9	mids	42	21.12.2008 16:19	"*huggles for Kegger*"
10	willfir	34	28.11.2009 15:29	"oh you poor thing *huggles*"

Video Spammers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	8836	15.3.2013 18:14	"Media Player Classic (Playing): Once Upon a Time - 2x14 - Manhattan - 00:00:10/00:43:34"
2	NakedDaro	2771	18.1.2007 16:56	"SHPSM TIME: I'm watching Big O - 2x05.avi (17 .94 MiB) - 0:01:14/0:23:42"
3	Rampage	1141	22.1.2008 18:09	"Prison Break - 3x10 - Dirt Nap.avi is playing in the land of Avalon"
4	SpookyKid	593	16.9.2021 13:32	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Star Trek - Lower Decks S02E06 The Spy Humongous) stats (00:11:35 of 00:24:58)"
5	mids	558	27.10.2010 13:22	"VLC playing: Chuck . S02E18 . Chuck Versus The Broken Heart.avi (0:00:05/0:42:05) at 1136kbps"
6	ZeeClone	332	19.9.2010 23:03	"Media Player Classic (Playing): Penn & Teller - Bullshit! - 07x09 - Stress - 00:01:43/00:28:09"
7	Smelly_Kat	282	22.8.2007 15:12	"kaffeine(0.8.3) playing Grey's Anatomy - 02x10 - Much Too Much.avi (350M) (8:26/42:12)"
8	itsmonktastic	238	5.7.2007 3:40	"Media Player Classic (playing): Due South - 1x10 - The Gift Of The Wheelman.avi (349.25 MiB) - 0:40:24/0:47:18"
9	willfir	236	9.12.2010 21:05	* willfir is watching: Hells.Kitchen.US.S08E14.WS.PDTV.XviD-LOL.avi - 00:00:02/... ...00:41:33
10	indecisivebarf	102	25.7.2007 18:26	"Media Player Classic (playing): Jericho - 01x04 (HDTV-LOL) Walls of Jericho.avi (-1 B) - 0:00:15/0:40:23"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	BigG	4186	17.11.2005 18:08	"Heh"
2	SpookyKid	2533	18.11.2017 10:09	"heh"
3	Blood God	1946	2.9.2006 13:16	"Heh."
4	NakedDaro	1730	26.3.2007 14:24	"heh"
5	itsmonktastic	1704	6.7.2007 22:14	"Heh."
6	judgesuds	1288	12.6.2008 23:55	"heh"
7	Zeus	1072	14.10.2005 23:03	"heh"
8	firstchoice	722	19.11.2006 0:08	"heh"
9	willfir	671	23.8.2010 19:16	"heh"
10	Phipli	637	23.7.2012 0:03	"heh"

Top Twofo Spankers!

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Smelly_Kat	2305	22.11.2006 13:58	"firstchoice: Oi! I'm the spanker!"
2	NakedDaro	457	15.11.2006 14:26	* NakedDaro spanks Smelly_Kat on her jab :P
3	astropoint	376	15.4.2007 0:49	"but Spanky has been around for a year or two"
4	judgesuds	251	17.2.2006 17:03	"hah, i just have visions of spanking now kat"
5	whyiseverynicktaken	249	12.12.2005 18:02	"greenthumb "tse tse tse...its never too early for some lovin..or spankin""
6	Mads	232	9.3.2006 22:21	"since all letters but p, t, g, y, u, j have disappeared (spankling)"
7	ZeeClone	221	11.10.2008 22:24	* ZeeClone waits for interjection from Spanky_Kat
8	Echelon	210	16.12.2005 17:44	"johnno we forced her to stop her spanking script"
9	Zeus	135	18.11.2005 19:37	"get better at spanking"
10	itsmonktastic	119	29.11.2006 14:57	"so there's no such thing as spanksoc?"

Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	4565	2.6.2012 18:54	"before ITS went after people"
2	Rampage	703	9.10.2007 22:04	* Rampage curses ITS for their buggered ports
3	Smelly_Kat	533	29.11.2005 17:50	"wtf have ITS done now UnholySmoke?"
4	Echelon	497	19.12.2005 19:17	"I was talkin bout this comp but yes on resnet sounds good as well"
5	yoinkster	424	11.4.2006 15:20	"gary_baldy, FHD and fishbanana are the only three resnet ips ive got resolved"
6	Zeus	333	18.12.2007 20:34	"People on resnet are only able to download from people on resnet, and people off campus can only download from people off campus. As a quick check to see if somebody is on or off campus..."
7	NakedDaro	248	23.4.2007 22:36	"Mr ITS got teabagged at 'rowing camp'"
8	BigG	243	9.10.2006 13:41	"Anything off resnet is outside the traffic shaper"
9	xyzzy	156	2.12.2005 22:43	"firstchoice's computer isn't in the resnet"
10	willfir	148	11.1.2010 21:08	"holy bajeebus... ITS-- .. 30p per sheet to print in colour"

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	3859	17.8.2006 13:33	"grab three horny men, chop their cocks off and shove them into a well"
2	yoinkster	2482	12.11.2006 9:28	"-kick popi you have been kicked for sharing the following file, please read the rules :- Movies\Unfinis... ...hed\2 students fuck teacher 14m40s complete xxx porn.avi.DM72AQKFH6XPGIPOKHUMR7OW7W4..."
3	NakedDaro	1805	8.5.2007 18:38	"broke your period and getting your penis soon?"
4	shadowqueen	1746	11.1.2013 18:42	"rub your nipples sexily"
5	astropoint	1651	10.8.2009 21:14	"as my word and the proof of stipend documetns aren't good enough"
6	judgesuds	1564	8.12.2010 17:13	"pretty much or replace porn with tv"
7	mids	1041	24.8.2010 15:48	"despite matrix being epic sex in 1080"
8	Smelly_Kat	953	9.3.2007 20:23	"lol you share porn of yoursef? :O"
9	firstchoice	839	16.3.2006 1:52	"but if you cum in it"
10	willfir	770	22.7.2011 23:18	"swamped in vaginal fluid"

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	3781	22.9.2012 12:40	"oh drat, there is a firewall on ubuntu now?"
2	Echelon	2102	8.1.2007 0:57	"yeah there were tons of linux CDs in my room.. they didn't even take them"
3	Smelly_Kat	1309	24.1.2006 22:49	"my computer ubstable!! impossible..I'm on linux :P"
4	itsmonktastic	892	7.3.2007 1:54	"/ e goes to see when mandrake linux stopped existing"
5	BigG	774	27.12.2010 23:10	"The one in Debian is epically olde"
6	NakedDaro	501	16.10.2006 18:39	"so, this is what linux does to conversations...."
7	Rampage	456	14.2.2008 11:22	* Rampage has a go at linux again
8	Zeus	358	4.4.2007 9:21	"WOH, 430kb/s download for the ubuntu updates"
9	Cocodude	321	8.5.2008 13:23	"Satan: http://www.gigatux.com/virtual.php"
10	ThePenguin	254	3.4.2013 13:15	"best thing about linux if you have a problem, providing you have an error message or the name of the thing googling it will normally find at least one other person with the problem"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	17193	28.2.2010 14:50	"http://astropointy.kicks-ass.net/~twofo"
2	yoinkster	4572	15.10.2007 20:10	"nhuhnu, go to http://checkip.dyndns.org/ and note down the IP address it gives you. Then go into the File -> Settings -> Connection Settings menu, and put the IP into the IP (or External/WAN..."
3	Zeus	2464	4.2.2006 15:12	"http://epguides.com/House/"
4	BigG	2077	14.8.2011 20:34	"http://steampunkworkshop.com/organ-cockpit-desk"
5	mids	1884	30.8.2010 17:43	"http://astropointy.kicks-ass.net/~mids/vlc-now-playing.sh"
6	SpookyKid	1478	12.9.2018 22:08	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8rYotiiFP8"
7	Phipli	1438	17.10.2010 21:21	"http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Derby&daddr=Keith+to:Applecross, +Strathcarron,+Highland,+United+Kingdom&geocode=FSuGJwMdxnvp_ymnyqSGMuR5SDHfNk6V3s..."
8	shadowqueen	1333	10.5.2012 10:49	"http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4125749_460s.jpg huuuuur kitler"
9	NakedDaro	1237	14.10.2008 16:08	"Go to http://checkip.dyndns.org"
10	willfir	1202	3.2.2011 19:51	"http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-hilarious-animals-5.jpg?w=500&h=541"

Twofo's top 10 spammers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	2833	1.7.2006 12:06	* astropoint deletes becks's spamming from the logs
2	SpookyKid	849	4.5.2013 22:10	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Doctor Who - 08x11 - The Crimson Horror) stats (00:00:04 of 00:44:09)"
3	NakedDaro	498	13.1.2007 21:41	"oh, acutally, cd <something like shpsm> takes you to your home directory"
4	Zeus	457	26.8.2007 17:44	"english based spam on forums"
5	Smelly_Kat	367	18.3.2007 13:19	"monk: see forum, get spamming :P"
6	itsmonktastic	317	5.8.2007 20:06	"Where the fuck is that spam thing.."
7	BigG	279	9.3.2010 22:48	"quit with the karma spam :P"
8	yoinkster	277	1.2.2006 13:52	"yeah but ur spamming is controlable atm"
9	mids	246	19.6.2010 13:35	"i should make a script that i can spam "Your search returned no results. Please try again later.""
10	Coyote	202	2.12.2005 16:25	"lol so no spam for another 33 minutes then?"

Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	13681	12.5.2007 18:19	"*go over"
2	NakedDaro	2392	30.5.2007 18:34	"forks*"
3	Kegger	1120	28.3.2008 23:07	"*talks to me more whilst i'm at uni"
4	Smelly_Kat	921	1.2.2007 11:06	"*old"
5	Zeus	917	26.10.2010 12:45	"liquer*"
6	yoinkster	841	16.11.2004 21:12	"ive never heard of that on the news*"
7	Phipli	570	26.1.2012 22:30	"*right"
8	shadowqueen	495	3.12.2008 13:41	"*breathes and relaxes"
9	willfir	478	17.1.2010 23:22	"also*"
10	Rampage	430	18.11.2008 23:47	"sleepy*"

Bad language users

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	mids	11625	5.6.2009 17:44	"seems my curtain has well and truly fucked itself"
2	yoinkster	10979	11.11.2016 20:43	"what the actual fuck"
3	Zeus	7041	16.2.2006 1:26	"-kick all of you cunts"
4	willfir	4167	1.3.2011 22:16	"how do you make 2 fucking sick songs and an album full of tuneless shit about how much you love the world"
5	NakedDaro	3149	1.8.2007 18:45	"i have a feeling this dinner is going to be shit"
6	BigG	2587	27.3.2008 23:09	"itsmonktastic: Yeah, and the p stands for progressive scanning, i.e. as opposed to crappy, shitty interlaced"
7	Smelly_Kat	2433	10.11.2005 17:21	"thats fucking insane..have you tried explaining to them that you're off-campus"
8	ZeeClone	1507	7.7.2006 15:00	"WHY THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING INTERESTED IN A CENSOR!!??"
9	astropoint	1342	10.1.2006 1:18	"last nite was awful....sooo much runny shit"
10	judgesuds	1161	18.3.2006 21:03	"fuck it im opening a bottle of wine to drink on my own"

Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	218	2.8.2006 23:38	"-movie pirates of the carribean dead man chest"
2	SpookyKid	193	7.4.2006 14:31	"-film starship troopers"
3	yoinkster	184	18.6.2007 1:40	"-movie The Emperor's New Groove"
4	wiggle	129	6.6.2006 6:45	"-movie short circuit"
5	SouthernSteel	91	16.3.2006 23:02	"-movie Boondock Saints"
6	Keynes	51	8.6.2006 20:40	"-movie shooting fish"
7	Ohhhhyeah	50	5.1.2006 21:36	"-film lost in translation"
8	Johnno	50	25.3.2006 0:50	"-randomfilm"
9	NakedDaro	45	9.6.2007 15:58	"-film knockout"
10	Rampage	44	14.2.2006 23:38	"-movie universal soldier"

Audio Spammers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	2865	2.4.2007 22:02	"yoinkster's song Less Than Jake - All My Best Friends Are etal Heads {01:36 of 03:31 || [----|----- ]} pwns ur crap"
2	mids	2555	19.4.2011 20:28	"Winamp 5.601 playing "No Vacancy - Heal Me, I'm Heartsick" (0:01:17/0:04:45) at 128kbps in 5.1 DTS"
3	astropoint	2268	10.12.2008 1:39	* astropoint is listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - 1995-06-24 - London 1 {32kbps} (00:11 of 28:38 [|---------])
4	NakedDaro	2164	1.5.2008 15:25	"Music spam be this: I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News) by Eagles Of Death Metal from the album Death By Sexy at 273kbps [|---------] www.last.fm/user/NakedDaro"
5	SpookyKid	1268	18.3.2006 15:45	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.20) playing (Him - Join Me in Death) stats(4% of 03:37 [|---------])"
6	Ohhhhyeah	972	20.9.2006 20:30	"Angel City - Do You Know (I Go Crazy) is playing at the moment for a total length of 02:59 [|--------- ])"
7	shadowqueen	970	22.12.2012 22:42	* shadowqueen is playing Disturbed - Mistress at 192kbps (00:04 - 03:46 [|---------]) http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen
8	Phipli	961	7.7.2011 17:54	* Phiplii is listening to the Alternative & Punk track "Teenage Kicks " by The Undertones in iTunes
9	BigG	877	8.8.2006 20:45	"Winamp(5.24) is 12% through "Millencolin - Life On A Plate - 09 - Vulcan Ears" (1169kbps [00:16[-|--------]02:06]) from BigG's Music Collection of Win(TM) http://www.last.fm/user/BigG~/"
10	itsmonktastic	855	17.6.2007 13:22	"The Monk is currently digging: "Opeth - The Grand Conjuration from the album "Ghost Reveries"" - Yeah?"

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	NakedDaro	1189	18.12.2006 7:33	"-flipacoin big o or gundam wing or spiderman"
2	ZeeClone	1159	14.7.2006 20:39	"-flipacoin stop drooling?"
3	shadowqueen	996	23.12.2010 14:52	"-coin 1 or 2 or 3 HDDs?"
4	astropoint	879	16.12.2006 14:11	"-flipacoin Star Trek or Stargate"
5	mids	689	25.11.2008 5:07	"-coin is it worth it?"
6	Zeus	628	10.6.2006 14:03	"-flipacoin download all of friends and burn to dvd?"
7	Kegger	591	29.5.2008 15:16	"-coin pasta or somethine lse"
8	itsmonktastic	562	6.5.2007 23:21	"-flipacoin book or tv?"
9	yoinkster	386	29.8.2013 23:03	"-coin celebration fag"
10	Phipli	347	24.1.2010 12:49	"-coin rugby or derby"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	99264	3.2.2007 20:31	"you mean you searched for "24" ?"
2	Zeus	18024	24.12.2007 23:29	"is the IRC bonus automatic?"
3	NakedDaro	11868	25.8.2007 13:59	"some kind of hooker?"
4	judgesuds	11458	24.6.2008 20:16	"surely its the same as any good?"
5	itsmonktastic	8831	15.1.2007 21:02	"are the lectures completely skippable?"
6	shadowqueen	8033	28.11.2009 20:19	"*sigh* just thee and me left behind astro?"
7	mids	7815	1.1.2009 18:52	"slightly broken cable?"
8	Phipli	7640	6.7.2011 20:55	"don't know if you told you?"
9	BigG	6781	4.12.2005 1:36	"That what people call it now?"
10	Kegger	6138	18.1.2009 17:13	"-coin have I seen this come dine iwth me already?"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	179685	26.4.2010 8:56	"eww"
2	NakedDaro	30606	10.12.2006 1:31	"hehe"
3	itsmonktastic	26494	20.2.2007 22:48	"hmm"
4	Zeus	24717	26.12.2007 9:07	"heh"
5	BigG	22753	27.1.2006 1:59	"Me"
6	judgesuds	17869	17.2.2009 0:30	"hehe"
7	mids	17574	29.10.2008 21:44	"iirc"
8	Smelly_Kat	13738	30.11.2006 23:35	"hehe"
9	Kegger	13527	8.4.2008 20:51	"o_O"
10	shadowqueen	13215	30.9.2008 20:11	"hehe"

Twofo's slappers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	213	19.10.2005 23:38	* Zeus slaps XeF-FeX around the face with a purple dildo.
2	BigG	190	11.2.2006 22:13	* BigG bitchslaps astropoint
3	NakedDaro	112	19.3.2008 20:47	* NudeDaro slaps mooocow on the back
4	astropoint	100	25.1.2006 19:03	"why be you slapping me then?"
5	itsmonktastic	91	3.7.2007 0:40	"barfysLap, did you download any In The Groove stepfiles?"
6	Echelon	89	1.6.2007 0:15	* Tux slaps astro.. no just no
7	TMA	70	19.5.2006 20:20	"*slaps astropoint around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout*"
8	judgesuds	63	5.11.2007 23:00	"NakedDaro is a slapper yoinkster?"
9	Cocodude	57	13.2.2006 19:50	* Cocodude slaps TMA with the pointy bit of DirectX
10	ZeeClone	54	8.7.2009 19:23	"how did he manage to take them without getting righteously queen-slapped"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	5898	30.10.2017 17:57	"how is the vodka doing?"
2	mids	2823	2.9.2008 3:02	"and beverage and sleep"
3	shadowqueen	1796	14.7.2012 0:33	"however you Phipli, I am impressed with, if you have also seen him hungover"
4	NakedDaro	1165	6.1.2007 16:43	"yoinkster, i lost a job, disowned a parent, got reported to the police as a missing person and only got drunk once"
5	Zeus	1045	18.1.2008 21:47	"is astropoint drunk yet?"
6	Phipli	1021	15.11.2012 18:26	"-tell queenie don't worry, my beer + other peoples cider has gone straight to my head as well... but at least I have the excuse that I've not eaten today yet :p"
7	BigG	916	28.4.2006 19:52	"Well, it's a Friday night! Clearly Cocodude should get drunk then! ;)"
8	ThePenguin	857	19.1.2013 20:07	"although that might just be because im a student and like free alcohole"
9	judgesuds	857	30.1.2006 2:10	"-flipacoin beer or bed"
10	yoinkster	767	26.9.2008 22:12	"itll cost you many many a beer to get me that far"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	210194	16.1.2007 15:44	"chatter chatter chatter :P"
2	BigG	32508	30.11.2005 13:00	"astropoint put it this way it cost me £50 when I bought mine ;)"
3	itsmonktastic	29081	21.3.2007 10:37	"mainly because microsoft won't tell anyone how to make something that works with ntfs :P"
4	yoinkster	26275	13.7.2010 21:16	"greenwich this weekend coming, then watford on the way back then pu's at the end of the month :("
5	NakedDaro	24826	5.8.2007 20:26	"new simpsons in september :)"
6	Kegger	20600	5.12.2008 15:40	"But thanks, have a god ten daus without us :P"
7	shadowqueen	14319	5.12.2008 19:56	"^_^ drink and be merry"
8	Smelly_Kat	12768	19.8.2007 22:29	"when I can change the background to black I'll change over :P"
9	mids	12710	18.12.2008 0:32	"Warning: include() [function.include]: open_basedir restriction in effect. File(../includes/header.php ) is not within the allowed path(s): (.:/tmp:/usr/share/php:/var/www/drupal) in /var/www/www.inks..."
10	Zeus	12272	10.1.2011 9:35	"might text mids when im taking a shit again :p"

Top 10 beer lovers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	mids	1891	24.12.2011 11:24	"train beer commencing a weekend of lash and xmas dinner and more lash"
2	astropoint	1508	28.4.2011 17:58	"is BigG doing his pie and beer weekend this weekend?"
3	BigG	633	13.5.2006 12:02	"Dammit! Why didn't I know of this beer festival??! :("
4	Phipli	609	9.12.2010 0:59	"I don't mind beer being second"
5	NakedDaro	529	2.3.2010 20:15	"Real ale is at Warwick uni on Friday."
6	judgesuds	470	24.6.2007 22:44	"were i have lived off beer"
7	GPGrunt	437	29.7.2007 18:41	"can't forget the beer though"
8	becks	373	30.6.2006 11:03	"keep it on the beer stats or have one seperate from it"
9	shadowqueen	319	16.9.2008 20:32	"actually you do get villagers in spore"
10	Zeus	304	3.1.2005 21:35	"btw to all who cared about my beers aftertaste - its from some rust deposit at the bottom"

Top 10 Twofo Geeks

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	284	19.3.2008 21:47	"you're all being too ungeeky"
2	Zeus	171	14.9.2006 21:30	"thats like as geeky as it gets"
3	shadowqueen	137	8.1.2010 19:04	"she's heading down the path of geekery already"
4	yoinkster	109	22.5.2010 1:26	"not many metalheads attend geek ceremonies :P"
5	NakedDaro	82	16.3.2007 23:34	"hes a geek at heart is yoinkster"
6	Smelly_Kat	75	12.11.2006 18:52	"w00t! another geeky girl! :D"
7	ZeeClone	74	27.9.2018 21:39	"man my geek penis has shrivelled"
8	judgesuds	63	21.10.2010 18:03	"Media Player Classic (): beauty.and.the.geek.au.s01e01.ws.pdtv.xvid-bwb.avi (549.46 MiB) - 0:00:0... ...0/0:00:28"
9	Kegger	55	31.1.2009 21:06	"Alas my geekiness prevails"
10	indecisivebarf	50	13.12.2007 0:41	"for the next time i feel like being a geek :P"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	31803	17.11.2005 19:33	"hehe - you forgot TMA"
2	BigG	7928	25.9.2005 20:29	"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/4280806.stm rofl"
3	itsmonktastic	7492	6.10.2006 14:16	"haha, that's exactly what i do!"
4	mids	6949	28.5.2011 15:27	"lol T cells sound like nukes"
5	Smelly_Kat	6865	17.4.2006 21:29	"oops just hit my monitor and changed it into DVI mode lol"
6	NakedDaro	6077	8.1.2008 11:40	"muhahahahahaha"
7	Zeus	6036	31.10.2004 21:44	"hehe u alright dude!"
8	indecisivebarf	4004	4.8.2007 10:44	"hmm `n synch...might download some music hehe"
9	whyiseverynicktaken	3836	26.10.2005 16:22	"lol he walked straight into that one!"
10	Rampage	3779	13.3.2006 23:40	"hehe, Mads u going to have twofo spanking u in no time"

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	20633	18.10.2005 0:45	"hey - that was mine!"
2	NakedDaro	4589	30.8.2007 11:44	"lo monk"
3	Rampage	3286	20.1.2006 1:54	"hey all, does any one know why shared files on an external harddisk doesnot appear in DC++"
4	Smelly_Kat	3001	1.11.2005 18:20	"hey Cocodude, hows you?"
5	judgesuds	2994	14.1.2008 18:07	"hi astropoint Rampage"
6	SpookyKid	2843	8.4.2006 19:25	"hey kat how are you?"
7	BigG	2735	2.7.2007 17:49	"'lo"
8	shadowqueen	2439	19.9.2008 9:26	"morning astropoint, Satan"
9	Zeus	1903	11.11.2004 19:52	"yo cocodude, wassup?"
10	mids	1565	17.1.2008 0:58	"hey, you geek - comp sci - what the hell?!"

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	22928	22.11.2005 1:18	"how to pick up your pen..."
2	BigG	6301	6.12.2005 13:54	"Hmm right, methinks that I should go and have a shower..."
3	Zeus	4818	9.11.2005 0:02	"my pubes are trimmed..."
4	yoinkster	2079	24.1.2006 1:48	"what do you "might" ..."
5	Phipli	1988	21.11.2008 23:20	"perhaps if I ripped my Mr. Men DVDs and left them as VOBs..."
6	NakedDaro	1927	24.5.2006 2:01	"for some reason i found that..."
7	indecisivebarf	1422	5.12.2009 17:21	"-tell Cocodude indivisibilities.com isn't working properly..."
8	mids	1370	15.2.2009 2:58	"yeah something's wrong somewhere along the line..."
9	whyiseverynicktaken	1185	18.2.2006 17:03	"i think i hve them......"
10	shadowqueen	849	27.8.2008 20:38	"i should be revising...."

Top 10 stats freaks

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	4243	21.1.2010 0:51	"and I have fiddled the stats willfir"
2	SpookyKid	936	1.9.2012 15:10	"well, lets see if I can achieve a higher placing in the stats this year"
3	BigG	435	26.12.2006 14:19	"Or add a manual command to flush the stats."
4	yoinkster	385	1.9.2013 0:09	"yeah why not, they reckon my old stats will be ported so might as well keep use of that 4TB buffer"
5	NakedDaro	385	3.4.2008 20:45	"-statssdfkldgjfsd;lhsdfg"
6	Rampage	315	2.10.2007 0:03	"talking about that, the new stats look good"
7	itsmonktastic	244	12.7.2007 12:23	"Yeah I was thinking more about if/when I bastardize chat more, whether it would annihilate the stats completely. Thanks!"
8	Smelly_Kat	163	11.11.2005 23:33	"you updated the stats again astro?"
9	willfir	157	9.6.2011 22:40	"don't like it cos sometimes it looks bad on winamp spam"
10	ZeeClone	149	19.7.2007 18:41	"tfg that wasn't a chatkill line"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1515	13.8.2008 1:56	"going to bed would appear to be the cool thing to do"
2	itsmonktastic	1016	4.9.2007 11:31	"Hmm this one is quite cool"
3	yoinkster	940	22.7.2008 22:36	"you cant open the fucking window to ccool down cos you get invaded by moths and god knows what other annoying flying things"
4	mids	536	12.8.2011 17:14	"hey that's pretty cool"
5	Smelly_Kat	458	27.10.2005 22:19	"theres one in cov tho....they have really cool male thongs"
6	NakedDaro	381	19.5.2007 0:16	"piano is more of a classic cool"
7	judgesuds	368	4.7.2007 3:03	"ahh thats a cool feature"
8	Kegger	307	26.3.2008 23:23	"I liked msn 5..well 6 was pretty cool, but that was enough"
9	BigG	304	11.3.2009 23:15	"Ah cool - your personal hell is nearly over :)"
10	indecisivebarf	293	6.5.2007 17:23	"well, since i dont know enough about this to comment, im gonna go with: have u guys since the new pictures released by nasa? they're quite cool"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	astropoint	25790	30.1.2022 0:18	"yes that's a motherboard thing really they introduced relatively last minute"
2	BigG	2656	21.2.2009 22:55	"It's the graphics card that does it Phipli"
3	Zeus	2547	4.6.2006 18:50	"it worked on my laptop"
4	NakedDaro	1948	11.1.2007 1:54	"im attaching it to my monitor you dummy"
5	Smelly_Kat	1925	9.4.2010 14:49	"oooh got myself a project - fixing my computer [yet again]"
6	yoinkster	1787	26.3.2010 22:00	"so im trying to decide if having it on PS2 instead of usb would make a difference"
7	willfir	1776	5.9.2010 18:24	"wonder if i can justify leaving computer on for 4 days unoccupied just for boinc"
8	itsmonktastic	1684	2.12.2006 1:04	"i had to do it anyway my laptop had a stupid setup"
9	Kegger	1667	12.7.2008 14:29	"cos I am fail, and we have discovered that computers hate me"
10	mids	1534	17.1.2008 2:09	"on a 64 bit processor for some reason"