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Twofo's cool guys
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint |  1514 |
18.11.2005 21:09 | "that'll cool things down" |
| 2 | itsmonktastic | 1016 |
7.10.2006 13:14 | "physics is cool though" |
| 3 | yoinkster | 940 |
22.9.2008 23:15 | "There's more to the story than cool-looking gates from one room to another. You can walk on the walls and ceilings; the ceilings becomes the walls and the floors." |
| 4 | mids | 536 |
28.5.2009 20:07 | "when you do get it to work, let me know, as it'd be cool to know :)" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 458 |
16.10.2005 11:06 | "cool....justa ccross the lake from me then" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 381 |
9.2.2007 15:49 | "all the cool kids will be downstairs with the lasers and whatnot" |
| 7 | judgesuds | 368 |
23.1.2006 17:56 | "i bought my housemate a meat clever for his birthday is that a cool present or what?" |
| 8 | Kegger | 307 |
16.11.2007 2:48 | "I like guys with glasses, and its even more cool when they look equally sexy with them on and off." |
| 9 | BigG | 304 |
15.11.2009 10:15 | "As it also has a cool TCP connector thingy so you can do it over the network :)" |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 293 |
26.7.2007 21:09 | "and very cool when lit up" |
Top 10 Twofo Geeks
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 284 |
17.6.2007 12:45 | "how is saying winamp geekspeak" |
| 2 | Zeus | 171 |
26.2.2007 18:56 | "My MP3 player is currently playing y ur momma fuck the neighbour by other next door neighbour. This is scripted, not winamp spam... FEARZORS THE G33kn355" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 137 |
4.5.2010 15:15 | "hmmm the proportion of my friends with f/b statuses of "May the 4th be with you" is scary. God I know too many geeks." |
| 4 | yoinkster | 109 |
17.9.2008 22:49 | "hahaahahahahahaha gotta love geeks sometimes" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 82 |
8.10.2007 16:25 | "its blatently set up by geeks, for geeks" |
| 6 | Smelly_Kat | 75 |
10.12.2005 11:56 | "argh!! any linux geeks around...??" |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 74 |
2.10.2008 21:40 | "horny geeks built the internet indecisivebarf" |
| 8 | judgesuds | 63 |
17.4.2008 0:11 | "Winamp(5.52) playing (beauty.and.the.geek.s05e06.pdtv.xvid-2hd - 1174kbps) - (41:39 [|--------- ])" |
| 9 | Kegger | 55 |
6.1.2009 23:54 | "..impressively geeky" |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 50 |
6.9.2008 0:07 | "become more of a geek. oh yes" |
Audio Spammers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | yoinkster | 2865 |
19.8.2006 1:36 | "yoinkster, just to annoy you, has winamp(5.20) playing Panic! At the Disco - Build God, Then We 'll Talk {01:13/03:40 || [---|------]}" |
| 2 | mids | 2555 |
9.10.2011 0:51 | "Winamp 5.621 playing "?? - A Bitter Day" (0:02:10/0:03:48) at 1123kbps in 5.1 DTS" |
| 3 | astropoint | 2268 |
21.1.2011 2:04 | "Winamp 5.60 is playing I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Series 25 - I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - 1995-06-10 - Watford 1 {32kbps} (00:06 of 29:18 [|---------])" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 2164 |
10.4.2008 13:33 | "Music spam be this: Falling For You by Weezer from the album Pinkerton at 1053kbps 02:42/03:47 [-------|--]" |
| 5 | SpookyKid | 1268 |
29.9.2015 21:21 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.66) playing (Richard Cheese - Down With The Sickness — Disturbed) stats (19% of 0:02:08 [-|--------])" |
| 6 | Ohhhhyeah | 972 |
9.1.2007 12:17 | "Basement Jaxx - Romeo is playing at the moment for a total length of 03:24 [|---------])" |
| 7 | shadowqueen | 970 |
14.2.2011 22:11 | "is listening to Korpiklaani - Surma at 320kbps ( 02:39 - 06:20 [----|-----]) More Queenie music can be found at http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen" |
| 8 | Phipli | 961 |
29.1.2013 23:11 | * Phiplii is listening to the Soundtrack track "Overture" by Daft Punk in iTunes |
| 9 | BigG | 877 |
8.6.2006 2:31 | "Winamp(5.12) playing (Yellowcard - Back Home - 256kbps) - (03:55 [-----|----])" |
| 10 | itsmonktastic | 855 |
17.8.2007 11:13 | "The Monk is currently digging: "Good Vibrations" by The Beach Boys from the album "Endless Summer" - Yeah?" |
People who love to ask questions
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 99240 |
3.10.2005 23:38 | "any ideas if they're planning on going after people specifically or just blocking everything?" |
| 2 | Zeus | 18024 |
15.2.2006 22:42 | "BlueNovember - what are u then?" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 11868 |
30.1.2008 20:36 | "default or recover deleted files?" |
| 4 | judgesuds | 11458 |
7.3.2007 0:58 | "wtf is a pseudoprime?" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 8831 |
12.1.2007 23:36 | "however that involved monkeys. in plastic balls. what isn't to love?" |
| 6 | shadowqueen | 8033 |
16.3.2010 16:27 | "oook? is Tuichie the librarian?" |
| 7 | mids | 7815 |
21.10.2010 20:49 | "so any decent films anyone recommends?" |
| 8 | Phipli | 7640 |
2.4.2011 15:27 | "astro : has cocodude ported DC to RISCOS yet?" |
| 9 | BigG | 6781 |
14.9.2007 23:52 | "Done a re-install astropoint?" |
| 10 | Kegger | 6138 |
10.4.2008 11:27 | "So a good day then Mr Astropoint?" |
These people can't stop talking about their computer
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 25745 |
3.6.2008 21:29 | "the usb drive is an idea though" |
| 2 | BigG | 2656 |
28.9.2010 17:43 | "[Which will fit a CD drive in]" |
| 3 | Zeus | 2547 |
13.8.2008 16:20 | "what's a computer without OS" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1948 |
19.1.2007 1:44 | "my computer just doesnt like loading it now" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 1925 |
22.3.2007 8:18 | "carried a load of G's computer stuff out" |
| 6 | yoinkster | 1787 |
16.4.2008 22:37 | "and use a totally seperate PSU thats not attached to any motherboard, to power the other drives" |
| 7 | willfir | 1776 |
30.1.2011 19:50 | "no DVD drive on the netbook" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 1684 |
18.2.2007 19:16 | "number of computers?" |
| 9 | Kegger | 1667 |
23.3.2009 22:31 | "since there be only a bed in here and no comfortable way of beingin bed and on laptop" |
| 10 | mids | 1534 |
7.12.2008 16:46 | "apple foisting its useless shit on my computer for some reason" |
Bad language users
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | mids | 11625 |
5.2.2010 13:14 | "-tell yoinkster this album's fucking class" |
| 2 | yoinkster | 10979 |
8.1.2022 16:25 | "then when I finally got to actually logon, it opened a fucking edge browser in my face, like that was going to encourage me to use it or some shit" |
| 3 | Zeus | 7041 |
26.12.2009 21:02 | "why doies Korean take so long to fucking install" |
| 4 | willfir | 4167 |
20.1.2010 15:03 | "i think they're already getting a shitload of aid which can't get into the country though" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 3149 |
23.9.2007 10:17 | "they all have shit chairs" |
| 6 | BigG | 2587 |
31.1.2012 22:46 | "Heh, work is shit for me too atm :\" |
| 7 | Smelly_Kat | 2433 |
29.7.2007 22:16 | "[for a fucking long time!]" |
| 8 | ZeeClone | 1507 |
20.8.2006 20:43 | "I AM A COMPLETE FUCKTARD!" |
| 9 | astropoint | 1341 |
26.9.2008 14:39 | "these are being moved in by the bastard of a property developer" |
| 10 | judgesuds | 1161 |
18.2.2006 13:40 | "why did i go to the effort of opening internet explorer to play that shit" |
Those who like to laugh on Twofo
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 31802 |
18.11.2005 17:35 | "hehe - almost at 20TB here" |
| 2 | BigG | 7928 |
9.1.2006 11:13 | "http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=624&cat=252 rofl" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 7492 |
6.10.2006 14:16 | "haha, that's exactly what i do!" |
| 4 | mids | 6949 |
7.2.2009 0:50 | "i lold when i got that message" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 6865 |
26.9.2005 23:09 | "lol...I'm gonna look now" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 6077 |
26.5.2006 23:03 | "lol, just go and count your big bag of jew gold and complain that theres not enough" |
| 7 | Zeus | 6036 |
16.11.2005 22:48 | "hehehe well said well said" |
| 8 | indecisivebarf | 4004 |
23.8.2007 18:25 | "Mwhahaha now its facing the wall." |
| 9 | whyiseverynicktaken | 3836 |
24.10.2005 21:28 | "lol! My laptop is well annoyed with all this stuff being downloaded onto it!" |
| 10 | Rampage | 3779 |
1.5.2006 16:09 | "hehe, goodluck astro" |
Twofo's slappers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Zeus | 213 |
2.8.2006 16:41 | * Zeus slaps chatterbox with a gangrenous trout |
| 2 | BigG | 190 |
5.7.2006 14:23 | * BigG slaps BlueNovember with a DON'T USE BLOODY STUNNEL OFF CAMPUS stick :) |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 112 |
22.4.2007 0:19 | * NakedDaro slaps astropoint with the sobriety stick |
| 4 | astropoint | 100 |
16.3.2007 17:51 | "well it is scrubs without the slapstick as i said before :P" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 91 |
15.4.2007 14:41 | * monk slaps himself |
| 6 | Echelon | 89 |
6.12.2005 23:09 | "/slaps ProjectEchelon" |
| 7 | TMA | 70 |
15.5.2005 19:28 | "*slaps BigG around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout*" |
| 8 | judgesuds | 63 |
3.4.2008 10:12 | * Mich slaps Smelly_Kat in the face with his wang |
| 9 | Cocodude | 57 |
7.1.2006 2:33 | * Cocodude slaps Smelly_Kat - at leas the other lot *unbanned me*!!! |
| 10 | ZeeClone | 54 |
25.5.2020 11:56 | "Any chance you could slap a torrent of bluebeam revu on astroserver at your inconvenience please astro?" |
Twofo's top 10 spammers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 2833 |
29.5.2012 23:01 | "when did the dog last spam...." |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 847 |
18.3.2006 21:30 | "kats my next target to overtake inn winamp spams" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 498 |
21.1.2008 9:10 | * NudeDaro waits for el reg spam from BigG |
| 4 | Zeus | 457 |
29.9.2007 4:08 | "SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 367 |
4.10.2006 11:28 | "I'm guessing there will be lots of -tell spam by now" |
| 6 | itsmonktastic | 317 |
18.2.2007 1:53 | "nah trying to sort out spam" |
| 7 | BigG | 279 |
17.3.2006 11:18 | "Why did you just spam that Zeus..." |
| 8 | yoinkster | 277 |
15.1.2006 20:30 | "SPAM !! :: yoinkster, just to annoy you, has winamp(5.05) playing Within Temptation - Stand My Ground {01:34/04:27 || [---|------]}" |
| 9 | mids | 246 |
5.9.2009 14:10 | "Hub-Security spammed me :P" |
| 10 | Coyote | 202 |
9.12.2005 16:59 | "omg major annoying spam up there" |
Top 10 stats freaks
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 4243 |
19.11.2005 20:07 | "that won't be picked up by the stats" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 936 |
5.7.2006 0:01 | "what the food, or the stats :p" |
| 3 | BigG | 435 |
10.7.2008 19:52 | "Please remove the previous two lines from the stats pu... I think that you know who they were written by" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 385 |
18.2.2006 14:53 | "yes !! still only one chatkill !!" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 385 |
28.4.2007 0:17 | "how come yoda got kick stats?" |
| 6 | Rampage | 315 |
14.2.2007 19:26 | "i've been stagnant on the stats" |
| 7 | itsmonktastic | 244 |
29.7.2008 18:12 | "Hmm, probably wouldn't have been a chatkill anyway. :p" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 163 |
31.10.2006 19:16 | "astropoint: plaese please give BigG a windows pic on the stats instead of a linux pic" |
| 9 | willfir | 157 |
22.1.2010 19:04 | "i think that was dangerously close to being chatkill territory, hence the completely pointless line you're currently reading" |
| 10 | ZeeClone | 149 |
28.3.2006 11:51 | "I think I might make that my subject of my attempted chatkill tomorrow morning at around 4am" |
Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | NakedDaro | 1189 |
26.7.2010 5:01 | "-coin black or blue or orange?" |
| 2 | ZeeClone | 1159 |
14.7.2008 19:53 | "-coin food or top gear?" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 996 |
3.5.2009 23:04 | "-coin watch the rest of this and go to bed or submit to pleading" |
| 4 | astropoint | 879 |
2.6.2006 20:34 | "-flipacoin Should ZeeClone order pizza?" |
| 5 | mids | 689 |
3.6.2009 23:40 | "-coin do the last 2 questions" |
| 6 | Zeus | 628 |
17.4.2006 15:42 | "-flipacoin is it too early to drink?" |
| 7 | Kegger | 591 |
26.5.2008 14:58 | "-coin chocolate or revison" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 562 |
12.3.2007 9:28 | "-flipacoin geometry?" |
| 9 | yoinkster | 386 |
2.3.2006 3:12 | "-flipacoin should iwatch kronks new groove?" |
| 10 | Phipli | 347 |
10.4.2011 21:15 | "-coin spaceinvader ice" |
Top 10 beer lovers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | mids | 1891 |
13.11.2008 16:46 | "but not as nice as beer" |
| 2 | astropoint | 1508 |
8.1.2011 0:00 | "night off.....beer.....mids?" |
| 3 | BigG | 633 |
27.11.2005 2:55 | * BigG contemplates another beer... |
| 4 | Phipli | 609 |
28.1.2009 15:51 | "I have beer concentrate" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 529 |
3.5.2007 22:16 | "becks is a reference to the beer i thought" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 470 |
20.6.2007 12:28 | "beer is the same as eating really" |
| 7 | GPGrunt | 437 |
10.7.2006 23:37 | "and as i said beer tonight was v.nice" |
| 8 | becks | 373 |
18.7.2006 12:27 | "6 Zeus 91 18.11.2005 20:35 "ur a fat bitter old virgin"" |
| 9 | shadowqueen | 319 |
16.10.2011 21:50 | "do i remember you telling all my friends how bitter and twisted you were, pu?" |
| 10 | Zeus | 304 |
4.9.2011 22:30 | "oh so is it fashionable now for beer companies to just make a new version of thir beer?" |
Top 10 quoting people
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 3512 |
4.7.2011 23:01 | "<shadowqueenie> would enjoy it" |
| 2 | Smelly_Kat | 799 |
6.10.2006 13:31 | "[13:30:31] <yoinkster> ill razz u up a bit of interest if u want, send a few spam emails <--- lol thx but I don't think G will be too happy about it :P" |
| 3 | BigG | 602 |
11.4.2007 10:53 | "[10:46] <monktastic> you might want to download CnC 3 sometime <-- clearly you should BUY it as it's that good :P" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 588 |
16.10.2009 21:15 | "<mids> win, I can do that" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 556 |
2.12.2007 15:15 | "<astro> get them to downgrade" |
| 6 | Zeus | 356 |
18.6.2007 22:56 | "[22:55] <astropoint> had to be done" |
| 7 | Anubis | 195 |
7.10.2010 0:29 | "[17:39:36] <judgesuds> what is that anubis? << digimon" |
| 8 | Rampage | 178 |
20.1.2008 22:45 | "beef, People on resnet are only able to download from people on resnet, and people off campus can only download from people off campus. As a quick check to see if somebody is on or off campus..." |
| 9 | mids | 160 |
22.8.2011 23:19 | "so if their html thing has <div class="foo">whatever</div> you can do div.foo { color: #fff!important } to make it #fff when that loads that page" |
| 10 | Echelon | 156 |
14.11.2006 0:45 | "<Echelon> would simply not be fun" |
Lots of hehing hehers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | BigG | 4186 |
8.11.2006 17:53 | "Heh" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 2533 |
6.10.2013 21:01 | "heh" |
| 3 | Blood God | 1946 |
25.7.2006 0:26 | "heh" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1730 |
10.4.2007 13:04 | "Heh." |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 1704 |
21.12.2006 22:26 | "heh" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 1288 |
23.7.2007 1:31 | "heh" |
| 7 | Zeus | 1072 |
8.9.2008 13:07 | "heh" |
| 8 | firstchoice | 722 |
2.12.2006 12:50 | "heh" |
| 9 | willfir | 671 |
11.10.2010 0:03 | "heh" |
| 10 | Phipli | 637 |
26.9.2010 20:52 | "heh" |
There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 210177 |
3.8.2009 20:49 | "and yet so long left of the day mids :P" |
| 2 | BigG | 32508 |
17.10.2008 23:34 | "That is above and beyond the 'Who gives a crap who is on board' sign :P" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 29081 |
30.8.2008 1:34 | "Yes. Kicking a faulty laptop is the way to success. ^_^" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 26275 |
11.1.2008 21:52 | "in fact nearly anything thats not me or doesnt share my correct opinions pisses me off :P" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 24826 |
1.12.2006 11:54 | "you'll shoot up the list :P" |
| 6 | Kegger | 20600 |
26.9.2008 0:20 | "I should not eat two a day ¬_¬ should have one a day, then they'd last 9 days not 4 and a half :(" |
| 7 | shadowqueen | 14319 |
24.6.2012 0:14 | "I already stole her some of your audiobooks, astropoint :P" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 12768 |
20.12.2005 13:22 | * Smelly Kat SPANKS Zeus!! How dare you tell the kat to fuck off :P |
| 9 | mids | 12710 |
4.6.2009 19:49 | "am going to play now if you like :P" |
| 10 | Zeus | 12272 |
7.11.2006 19:55 | "well firstchoice isnt #tv-central :P that could be why" |
Top Twofo Spankers!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Smelly_Kat | 2305 |
19.6.2006 15:23 | * Smelly Kat spanks her computer too |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 457 |
17.10.2006 14:40 | "have u tried spanking it?" |
| 3 | astropoint | 376 |
24.1.2006 23:05 | "SPANK!!! It's time for Smelly_Kat to come round and spank you all" |
| 4 | judgesuds | 251 |
17.2.2006 20:05 | "i am sad but happy with my spanking" |
| 5 | whyiseverynicktaken | 249 |
30.5.2006 16:42 | "or it'd be spanks all around" |
| 6 | Mads | 232 |
9.3.2006 21:18 | "i wanna get spanked too :(" |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 221 |
6.7.2006 1:06 | * ZeeClone *SPANKS!* sincereadam with a partially eaten baguette |
| 8 | Echelon | 210 |
29.4.2006 23:09 | * Echelon spanks whyiseverynicktaken bad girl |
| 9 | Zeus | 135 |
13.11.2005 14:04 | "meh, i enjoy a good spanking" |
| 10 | itsmonktastic | 119 |
28.3.2008 15:04 | "Sure. astropoint is the spanking dictator of Twofo. ¬_¬" |
Video Spammers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 8836 |
4.7.2007 23:11 | "Media Player Classic playing My Family - 5x08 - My Fair Charlady.avi (350.02 MB) - 0:00:04/0:29:00" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 2771 |
21.12.2008 13:49 | "Media Player Classic (playing): House.S05E11.HDTV.XviD-LOL.avi (349.79 MiB) - 0:00:06/0:43:11" |
| 3 | Rampage | 1141 |
9.2.2008 23:18 | "Pulp.Fiction.CE.1994.INTERNAL.DVDRip.XviD-SChiZO-cd1.avi is playing in the land of Avalon" |
| 4 | SpookyKid | 593 |
9.1.2013 11:54 | "Media Player Classic (Playing): Young Justice - 02x10 - Before The Dawn - 00:00:06/00:21:51" |
| 5 | mids | 558 |
30.9.2010 0:44 | "WMP 12 playing "Trivium - Like Light To The Flies.avi" (0:04:02) at 2198kbps in 5.1DTS" |
| 6 | ZeeClone | 332 |
7.5.2012 20:02 | "Media Player Classic (Playing): Being Human - 02x04.avi - 00:04:28/00:56:20" |
| 7 | Smelly_Kat | 282 |
8.2.2007 20:40 | "kaffeine(0.8.2) playing Lost - 3x07 - Not In Portland.avi (350M) (1:16/42:14)" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 238 |
22.11.2007 21:13 | "Media Player Classic (playing): Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (WS DVDRip).avi (700.31 MiB) - 0:00:13/2:06:34" |
| 9 | willfir | 236 |
9.12.2010 21:05 | * willfir is watching: Hells.Kitchen.US.S08E14.WS.PDTV.XviD-LOL.avi - 00:00:02/... ...00:41:33 |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 102 |
3.8.2007 16:13 | "Media Player Classic (playing): the.4400.s02e05.dsr-loki.avi (-1 B) - 0:00:32/0:42:17" |
Who Rants the most about linux?
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 3759 |
30.1.2006 15:52 | "i can live without having to deal with linux at the moment" |
| 2 | Echelon | 2102 |
28.4.2006 3:39 | "my parents are starting to convert our house computers to linux" |
| 3 | Smelly_Kat | 1309 |
12.6.2007 0:12 | "Oh I love you ubuntu!" |
| 4 | itsmonktastic | 892 |
1.4.2007 23:58 | "Managed to install gentoo" |
| 5 | BigG | 774 |
26.4.2006 14:41 | "It's far easier to just use linux" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 501 |
13.3.2007 8:43 | "all the proper .djvu readers are for linux" |
| 7 | Rampage | 456 |
3.4.2008 20:28 | "i could always do aptitude remove ubuntu-desktop after the install i guess if i wanted to" |
| 8 | Zeus | 358 |
9.1.2008 20:23 | "I'll never understand the obsession Linux users have to use the console" |
| 9 | Cocodude | 321 |
4.10.2004 18:43 | "My dad, not that knowledgeable with computers, now uses Linux" |
| 10 | ThePenguin | 254 |
18.4.2013 1:24 | "it was not the next 5 minutes, therefore not linuxs fault probably :P" |
Twofo's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 179663 |
24.2.2010 23:00 | "sorrt" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 30606 |
22.4.2008 16:36 | "LAG>" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 26494 |
6.9.2007 21:37 | "OK" |
| 4 | Zeus | 24717 |
5.1.2008 19:09 | "thnx" |
| 5 | BigG | 22753 |
5.10.2006 11:20 | "Heh" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 17869 |
22.3.2009 0:41 | "><" |
| 7 | mids | 17574 |
3.6.2010 11:44 | "never" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 13738 |
16.5.2007 11:25 | "nope" |
| 9 | Kegger | 13527 |
28.11.2008 17:36 | ":D" |
| 10 | shadowqueen | 13215 |
14.6.2009 19:42 | "tro" |
Twofo's alcoholics
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 5891 |
8.10.2007 0:23 | "Yoinkster have you any idea just how much I have drunk tonight?" |
| 2 | mids | 2823 |
1.1.2011 1:02 | "hmmm wher ei s my beer" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 1796 |
15.7.2011 23:18 | "you've just given us photo evidence of how much of an alcoholic you are" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1165 |
4.3.2008 3:23 | "if we could cope with astropoint without debugging we can cope with drunk typers Jeb" |
| 5 | Zeus | 1045 |
8.12.2005 0:25 | "this cocktail is a bit strong" |
| 6 | Phipli | 1021 |
6.1.2013 21:39 | "to be honest, I spent most of the evening getting drunk with friends rather than pondering your share size" |
| 7 | BigG | 916 |
13.5.2012 12:36 | "Beer O' Clock methinks." |
| 8 | ThePenguin | 857 |
5.3.2013 22:52 | "that would be my reaction to free whisky" |
| 9 | judgesuds | 857 |
21.8.2007 22:15 | "cant remember the last night i didnt have a beer" |
| 10 | yoinkster | 767 |
1.11.2008 0:16 | "washing down breadsticks and mayo with cider and black is not the best thing I've trued" |
Those who can't complete their sentences...
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 22920 |
28.1.2006 16:39 | "been working for over a week now..." |
| 2 | BigG | 6301 |
6.11.2006 10:44 | "I'm thinking bacon and saussage cob time..." |
| 3 | Zeus | 4818 |
7.11.2005 20:51 | "well, users connected and voila..." |
| 4 | yoinkster | 2079 |
12.12.2005 1:28 | "im muc too popular to let everyone know what i look like otherwise id get a following on camparse ........" |
| 5 | Phipli | 1988 |
25.5.2010 23:13 | "I think they got into safe mode..." |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 1927 |
24.5.2006 2:51 | "back to the corner..." |
| 7 | indecisivebarf | 1422 |
21.6.2011 16:40 | "ok, I sound crude...." |
| 8 | mids | 1370 |
14.12.2010 21:04 | "¬_¬ of course i did jon..." |
| 9 | whyiseverynicktaken | 1185 |
23.2.2006 18:52 | "i think not............" |
| 10 | shadowqueen | 849 |
23.2.2012 13:26 | "also, that would be a no...." |
Worst 10 offenders for bad typing
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 13676 |
8.5.2006 23:32 | "*I not u" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 2392 |
3.6.2007 21:19 | "do not*" |
| 3 | Kegger | 1120 |
26.3.2009 13:18 | "*national? :D" |
| 4 | Smelly_Kat | 921 |
2.10.2010 19:14 | "*obvious" |
| 5 | Zeus | 917 |
16.3.2008 20:27 | "to kick*" |
| 6 | yoinkster | 841 |
16.11.2004 21:12 | "ive never heard of that on the news*" |
| 7 | Phipli | 570 |
22.12.2008 20:54 | "*-w" |
| 8 | shadowqueen | 495 |
8.4.2009 11:59 | "*...and be picked up and all day long you'll have good luck" |
| 9 | willfir | 478 |
5.3.2010 2:08 | "*would be more better" |
| 10 | Rampage | 430 |
12.3.2008 19:48 | "bigmonkeydonkey *" |
Top 10 link advertisers
Those who like giving huggles
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Kegger | 327 |
28.5.2008 22:40 | "-tell NakedDaro lots and lots of huggles! feel better soon :(" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 284 |
5.5.2008 17:24 | "And lots of huggles." |
| 3 | judgesuds | 284 |
3.6.2007 17:42 | "do you want huggles astropoint?" |
| 4 | shadowqueen | 271 |
18.8.2009 21:23 | * shadowqueenie huggles teh MobileBigG |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 144 |
24.8.2007 0:07 | * itsmonktastic gives mich warm huggles |
| 6 | SpookyKid | 99 |
26.1.2013 14:28 | * SpookyKid huggles ZeeClone, jst because |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 76 |
5.7.2007 9:29 | * ZeeClone huggles twofo I've misseded you |
| 8 | Mads | 69 |
8.5.2009 12:48 | * mads squishy-huggles the queenie |
| 9 | mids | 42 |
29.4.2009 2:50 | "want some huggles now... :( but nobody to give the mids huggles" |
| 10 | willfir | 34 |
11.3.2010 2:08 | "huggles for the pisshead :D" |
Top 10 Twofo pervs
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Zeus | 3859 |
3.6.2007 0:12 | "that only works for cocks and trees" |
| 2 | yoinkster | 2482 |
10.8.2009 23:01 | "I could well imagine you breaking ur cock daggering a bloke in nigeria" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 1805 |
6.6.2007 21:16 | 'have you got a vagina' |
| 4 | shadowqueen | 1746 |
26.4.2010 16:19 | "i guess it's healthier than porn" |
| 5 | astropoint | 1651 |
5.2.2008 1:26 | "find the sucker who goes toeach lecture" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 1564 |
30.1.2006 2:31 | "you better lock up your chicken hutch he really wants your cock" |
| 7 | mids | 1041 |
13.5.2011 18:57 | "anyone know how much the machine at tesco rapes you for your change?" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 953 |
28.8.2007 11:40 | "is Zeus a tad horny.." |
| 9 | firstchoice | 839 |
18.3.2006 17:18 | "I've added an extra ~3GB of porn today" |
| 10 | willfir | 770 |
10.3.2010 22:46 | "where oh where is all the porn" |
Top 10 greeting people
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 20631 |
14.11.2006 14:28 | "hello Kat" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 4589 |
31.10.2007 13:33 | "lo MightyMouse" |
| 3 | Rampage | 3286 |
15.5.2008 21:52 | "hello mich" |
| 4 | Smelly_Kat | 3001 |
15.8.2007 10:42 | "Morning michy michy mich mich!" |
| 5 | judgesuds | 2994 |
27.3.2008 17:36 | "morning" |
| 6 | SpookyKid | 2843 |
10.5.2006 23:32 | "hey firstchoice" |
| 7 | BigG | 2735 |
16.1.2009 7:00 | "Morning Darox." |
| 8 | shadowqueen | 2439 |
1.9.2008 14:51 | "hello munchkin how goes the headset? does it work?" |
| 9 | Zeus | 1903 |
27.10.2005 23:34 | "hey, its before midnight, wow, might wake up feeling ok for a change :p" |
| 10 | mids | 1565 |
8.7.2011 1:57 | "hi" |
Who complains most about ITS...?
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 4565 |
12.3.2007 8:25 | "methinks ITS has taken another swiipe at us :(" |
| 2 | Rampage | 703 |
18.6.2006 19:10 | "wanknet is being lame" |
| 3 | Smelly_Kat | 533 |
3.4.2008 12:45 | "I mean Leicester WankNet... LWankNet" |
| 4 | Echelon | 497 |
5.10.2006 18:13 | "remember we're talking about ITS.. the ppl that take several months to get a traffic shaper setup" |
| 5 | yoinkster | 424 |
6.9.2007 0:51 | "aha rite that explains that one then Chickaan_irresistable, did wonder why you had a seemily resnet ip but where worried about when to connect from :P" |
| 6 | Zeus | 333 |
6.6.2007 23:11 | "ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE" |
| 7 | NakedDaro | 248 |
10.1.2007 18:03 | "hm, go to ITS and say 'I'm using DC++, are you gonna catch me'. Best way to find out." |
| 8 | BigG | 243 |
24.11.2005 23:13 | "The number of users on the hub before resnet wibbles" |
| 9 | xyzzy | 156 |
8.1.2006 3:14 | "hmmm, i must be to you what you are to ITS" |
| 10 | willfir | 148 |
8.3.2010 0:15 | "type -resnet to see who's on campus" |
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