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Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | NakedDaro |  1189 |
11.4.2009 8:02 | "-coin AS or SM or TMWSTW?" |
| 2 | ZeeClone | 1159 |
8.8.2007 20:18 | "-flipacoin nap or sort out gollum?" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 996 |
6.3.2009 5:50 | "-coin leave bike to rot for another few days or try killing myself bringing it home" |
| 4 | astropoint | 879 |
5.4.2006 21:44 | "-flipacoin Did Barcelona win the champions league?" |
| 5 | mids | 689 |
21.1.2008 0:48 | "-coin constantine or apocalypse now" |
| 6 | Zeus | 628 |
21.1.2011 14:48 | "-coin go to the post office?" |
| 7 | Kegger | 591 |
12.6.2008 0:28 | "-coin should i listen to you" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 562 |
26.2.2007 23:42 | "-flipacoin maths or procrastination" |
| 9 | yoinkster | 386 |
24.5.2006 22:36 | "-flipacoin do u still want gpgrunt to avoid revision" |
| 10 | Phipli | 347 |
19.5.2011 19:51 | "-coin watch another film" |
Worst 10 offenders for bad typing
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 13676 |
23.10.2012 15:41 | "*earl" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 2392 |
31.10.2006 1:52 | "*attempts to chew on self's ear" |
| 3 | Kegger | 1120 |
28.4.2009 0:21 | "*Or" |
| 4 | Smelly_Kat | 921 |
19.5.2006 2:43 | "*guts" |
| 5 | Zeus | 917 |
18.9.2007 19:15 | "you're*" |
| 6 | yoinkster | 841 |
19.5.2009 22:01 | "errrrrr not*" |
| 7 | Phipli | 570 |
10.5.2009 11:27 | "*isn't accessible /on/ campus" |
| 8 | shadowqueen | 495 |
16.7.2010 16:08 | "*nobody sees me in pink _unless_ I've been forced to wear pink for work purposes" |
| 9 | willfir | 478 |
8.3.2010 0:21 | "*last seen at that time" |
| 10 | Rampage | 430 |
11.12.2006 13:55 | "*demonoid" |
Top 10 stats freaks
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 4243 |
16.7.2006 1:36 | "not a chatkill firstchoice" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 936 |
12.3.2006 13:45 | "sinse we're on the topic of stats" |
| 3 | BigG | 435 |
13.12.2010 23:12 | "It would have been blissfully ironic should his retort have been a chatkill too. :P" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 385 |
8.6.2006 1:17 | "check out the stats and the forum" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 385 |
1.11.2006 13:04 | "hmm... all the words in the 'language to themselves' stats between me and astro are actualy words (ok ok theyre is missing ', but still)" |
| 6 | Rampage | 315 |
19.6.2006 1:46 | "i dont know how the stats work it" |
| 7 | itsmonktastic | 244 |
3.4.2008 22:53 | "-statsasdlkjqwlkhasdc" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 163 |
18.11.2005 17:29 | "more winamp spamming from the kat" |
| 9 | willfir | 157 |
21.1.2010 22:50 | "that chatkill was so fucking beautifully orchestrated" |
| 10 | ZeeClone | 149 |
16.12.2007 11:54 | "It's just ages since I've browsed the stats" |
Top 10 link advertisers
These people can't stop talking about their computer
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 25745 |
28.8.2006 14:21 | "or at least they only ever responded to the one about the PSU" |
| 2 | BigG | 2656 |
9.11.2005 12:18 | "DCS006 all have 1GB of RAM which is more than most people..." |
| 3 | Zeus | 2547 |
12.4.2008 21:34 | * Zeus has 22" monitor yays |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1948 |
16.6.2007 12:43 | * NakedDaro finds arse-usb cable |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 1925 |
26.12.2006 12:06 | "will do that for me laptop" |
| 6 | yoinkster | 1787 |
29.10.2007 18:40 | * yoinkster goes to insert new hdd |
| 7 | willfir | 1776 |
19.9.2010 15:04 | "i still have an ipod that has usb1 only" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 1684 |
10.2.2007 15:33 | "i can't decide whether to just build a PC or more of a server" |
| 9 | Kegger | 1667 |
1.5.2008 15:16 | "Aw thats bad they havent given me a usb cable" |
| 10 | mids | 1534 |
15.5.2011 11:34 | "damn, i'm so good at kludging i no longer need this new laptop charger" |
Twofo's top 10 spammers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 2833 |
2.6.2011 17:28 | "perhaps you should spam it" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 847 |
25.9.2017 17:36 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Star Trek Discovery S01E01 The Vulcan Hello) stats (00:00:14 of 00:42:51)" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 498 |
19.11.2006 18:25 | "oh yeah, i was gonna customize my spams" |
| 4 | Zeus | 457 |
28.1.2006 10:35 | "but where u gona have fun spamming???" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 367 |
29.7.2007 16:37 | "we had spam sandwiches going to the pike yesterday :P" |
| 6 | itsmonktastic | 317 |
3.12.2006 16:59 | "Unless you can tell me how to spam my Now playing in amarok?" |
| 7 | BigG | 279 |
11.9.2006 18:21 | "Couldn't be bothered to spam it again" |
| 8 | yoinkster | 277 |
16.4.2010 21:31 | "I've somehow ended up on their "spam the shit out of me" list" |
| 9 | mids | 246 |
15.4.2009 15:23 | "-tell BigG poke - do script for spammage of new server downloads into main chat... /me will help if at all possible with my limited skills :P" |
| 10 | Coyote | 202 |
14.3.2006 1:47 | "i spammed astro's brother as well rofl" |
Top 10 greeting people
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 20631 |
2.11.2011 12:50 | "morning shadowqueen" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 4589 |
11.12.2006 16:12 | "lo g1n_munk3y_distillers_cut" |
| 3 | Rampage | 3286 |
15.3.2006 1:02 | "hey please quit kicking me, PLEASE please please :(" |
| 4 | Smelly_Kat | 3001 |
8.10.2005 1:01 | "hey T-Mac, taken the slot ratio off so you should be able to connect" |
| 5 | judgesuds | 2994 |
23.11.2008 22:04 | "evening" |
| 6 | SpookyKid | 2843 |
30.7.2016 7:17 | "morning all" |
| 7 | BigG | 2735 |
29.11.2005 14:19 | "'lo astropoint" |
| 8 | shadowqueen | 2439 |
12.11.2010 9:52 | "hello willfir :p" |
| 9 | Zeus | 1903 |
11.11.2004 19:52 | "yo cocodude, wassup?" |
| 10 | mids | 1565 |
6.6.2011 3:21 | "hi kegger what's cracking" |
Who complains most about ITS...?
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 4565 |
15.11.2011 22:16 | "some do MaiB, like resnet#" |
| 2 | Rampage | 703 |
2.3.2006 19:19 | "u were lucky then, now we unlucky with shit ITS, cant uni block dc without ITS" |
| 3 | Smelly_Kat | 533 |
19.3.2006 18:52 | "ha! ITS fix something" |
| 4 | Echelon | 497 |
23.1.2006 21:56 | "only ITS workstations" |
| 5 | yoinkster | 424 |
17.6.2006 2:09 | "thats much too technologically advanced for das resnet" |
| 6 | Zeus | 333 |
27.12.2004 23:19 | "the guy i know from IT services aint here, but ill ask exactly wot the changes are when i next see him" |
| 7 | NakedDaro | 248 |
6.6.2007 22:46 | "well, only Mr ITS does" |
| 8 | BigG | 243 |
5.8.2004 21:19 | "indeedy... I managed to get onto one of my computers when it was on the resnet by going through DCS" |
| 9 | xyzzy | 156 |
9.11.2005 13:34 | "well his IP address isn't in the resnet, i assume he's a postgrad in an office or something" |
| 10 | willfir | 148 |
24.1.2010 12:12 | "over a day is the answer for resnet" |
Twofo's cool guys
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 1514 |
22.1.2007 23:27 | "you saying i;m not a cool dood?" |
| 2 | itsmonktastic | 1016 |
21.6.2007 21:10 | "I was going to say cool too. Weird." |
| 3 | yoinkster | 940 |
6.1.2008 0:32 | "and the speshul galaxies are cool in SMG, those hungry lumas" |
| 4 | mids | 536 |
23.10.2008 22:36 | "too much cool stuff to do = staying awake" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 458 |
22.1.2006 2:49 | "cool, well apply whaever theme you've chosen then restart ff and play" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 381 |
31.10.2006 0:08 | "you're on dc right now - you cant be that cool Ohhhhyeah" |
| 7 | judgesuds | 368 |
24.6.2007 23:17 | "are you too cool for us?" |
| 8 | Kegger | 307 |
4.5.2009 23:01 | "therefore he is less cool :P" |
| 9 | BigG | 304 |
10.2.2009 22:13 | "Pffff all the cool people are getting SAS now ¬_¬" |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 293 |
19.6.2007 13:38 | "highlighter on purple pen smudges and looks pretty cool" |
Those who like giving huggles
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Kegger | 327 |
5.8.2009 22:49 | "omnomning for huggles" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 284 |
9.7.2008 22:44 | * NudeDaro sends Kegger huggles |
| 3 | judgesuds | 284 |
15.6.2007 3:30 | "methinks he needs huggles" |
| 4 | shadowqueen | 271 |
17.8.2008 11:15 | "its kegger!!! *runs up and huggles back*" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 144 |
17.6.2007 3:02 | * itsmonktastic huggles platinumspoon |
| 6 | SpookyKid | 99 |
23.6.2012 11:45 | * SpookyKid huggles the ZeeClone |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 76 |
14.3.2010 17:57 | "but huggles are much better at the end of a long day in the office when all you want to do is sleep" |
| 8 | Mads | 69 |
1.6.2009 8:25 | "*huggles shadowqueenie*" |
| 9 | mids | 42 |
15.2.2009 15:42 | "*huggles shadowqueen*" |
| 10 | willfir | 34 |
9.6.2010 1:41 | "if you're on campus soon you may visit to redeem your huggle coupon" |
Top 10 beer lovers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | mids | 1891 |
23.5.2010 23:50 | "YEAH! piraty stuff and beer" |
| 2 | astropoint | 1508 |
7.7.2012 12:11 | "I read that as beer first time" |
| 3 | BigG | 633 |
5.1.2006 21:31 | "We could have a couple of beers here and then wander down to 'spoons if you want" |
| 4 | Phipli | 609 |
16.2.2009 15:40 | "bike to cov and join me for a drink. the day started with cake and moved on to beer very rapidly" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 529 |
12.7.2007 13:12 | "(i knew him before he became a teacher, and he gives me free beer)" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 470 |
1.10.2010 0:04 | "thats when you switch the guiness surely?" |
| 7 | GPGrunt | 437 |
17.7.2007 22:42 | * gpgrunt grabs beer and runs back to liberal happy place, this time with my beer |
| 8 | becks | 373 |
30.6.2006 11:01 | "(bring on the beer stats)" |
| 9 | shadowqueen | 319 |
27.4.2011 18:44 | "roadkill on toast, washed down with beer" |
| 10 | Zeus | 304 |
22.12.2010 20:31 | "and i had 3 whole beers" |
Twofo's alcoholics
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 5891 |
29.9.2007 20:50 | "-tell NakedDaro http://www.ohgizmo.com/images/beer_pc.jpg" |
| 2 | mids | 2823 |
22.9.2011 19:38 | "heh only had enough change for 3 beers >_<" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 1796 |
23.12.2008 21:27 | "a little drunked Keggy?" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1165 |
16.5.2007 16:36 | "then a few pints to wash it down :P" |
| 5 | Zeus | 1045 |
9.11.2005 20:07 | "ill will kick every person tht thinks i had a 5sum coz i drank upon asking the question, i drank coz i knew no1 else had had a 5some, and well im allowed to drink a fucking pint if im thirsty right?..." |
| 6 | Phipli | 1021 |
25.9.2011 20:22 | "that and all the beer I've drank has me a little worn out" |
| 7 | BigG | 916 |
23.2.2006 1:56 | "And yeah - what the hell is the point in the stage if you can't get drunken fools on there making an arse of themselves!" |
| 8 | ThePenguin | 857 |
26.6.2013 22:16 | "i have alcohol, good enough" |
| 9 | judgesuds | 857 |
2.1.2006 11:47 | "i feel hungover still that is bad" |
| 10 | yoinkster | 767 |
8.2.2008 23:06 | "seems like a good time to go fill up the pintage" |
Video Spammers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 8836 |
22.12.2013 15:24 | "Media Player Classic (Playing): Robot Chicken - S06 - Born Again Virgin - 00:00:03/00:11:08" |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 2771 |
7.11.2007 17:07 | * NakedDaro sees Futurama - 3x07 - The Day The Earth Stood Stupid.ogm (179.35 MiB) - 0:00:21/0:21:42 |
| 3 | Rampage | 1141 |
16.10.2010 16:14 | "VLC playing: CSI - 10x09 - Appendicitement.avi (0:00:42/0:44:25)" |
| 4 | SpookyKid | 593 |
9.3.2016 20:34 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (02x11 - Contagion) stats (00:41:51 of 00:45:31)" |
| 5 | mids | 558 |
12.11.2010 22:29 | "WMP 12 playing "Fringe . S03E06 . 6955 kHz.mkv" (0:43:13) at 3618kbps in 5.1DTS" |
| 6 | ZeeClone | 332 |
11.8.2007 0:27 | "The penguins are playing me: () - /" |
| 7 | Smelly_Kat | 282 |
13.12.2006 23:32 | "kaffeine(0.8.2) playing Black Adder - 2x03 - Potato.avi (352M) (8:24/30:03)" |
| 8 | itsmonktastic | 238 |
13.7.2007 2:21 | "Media Player Classic (playing): Due South - 1x22 - Letting Go.avi (349.38 MiB) - 0:01:34/0:47:09" |
| 9 | willfir | 236 |
15.5.2010 23:25 | "Media Player Classic (playing): Doctor.Who.2005.S05E07.Amys.Choice.HDTV.XviD-BiA.avi (347.56 MiB) - 0:03:49/0:44:07" |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 102 |
3.9.2007 15:03 | "I am watching: 03_bushwacked.avi -- 0:00:08/0:43:55 (0% done)" |
Twofo's slappers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Zeus | 213 |
6.12.2005 22:30 | * Zeus slaps Cocodude in the face with a purple double ended dildo. |
| 2 | BigG | 190 |
21.1.2007 16:17 | "Need to bitchslap Cocodude about it methinks." |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 112 |
9.12.2006 22:41 | "monk you little slapper" |
| 4 | astropoint | 100 |
27.10.2008 12:40 | "well rather than just hte slap dash method we use :p" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 91 |
27.11.2006 2:50 | "*slaps his face*" |
| 6 | Echelon | 89 |
25.1.2006 19:00 | "/slaps astro cus he is doin maths" |
| 7 | TMA | 70 |
14.6.2006 17:29 | "*slaps astropoint in the mush with a sharp kipper*" |
| 8 | judgesuds | 63 |
23.10.2008 22:10 | * Judgesuds slaps yoinkster with a sausage |
| 9 | Cocodude | 57 |
22.11.2005 21:14 | * Cocodude slaps BigG and Smelly_Kat :p |
| 10 | ZeeClone | 54 |
29.5.2006 0:56 | * ZeeClone slaps astropoint with what's left of the tunafish after it had had the steak I ate cut out of it |
Bad language users
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | mids | 11625 |
29.6.2010 15:36 | "just think: it's a fuck off massive ball of flaming gas in space" |
| 2 | yoinkster | 10979 |
12.7.2007 22:02 | "but i remember something about an advert and me thinking "that looks shit"" |
| 3 | Zeus | 7041 |
19.8.2012 12:02 | "its starting to take fuck ages to open programs too" |
| 4 | willfir | 4167 |
23.8.2011 23:28 | "what's that shit behind it on the screen?" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 3149 |
10.9.2007 22:37 | "oh, those walkers baked ones are SHITE" |
| 6 | BigG | 2587 |
26.4.2010 12:33 | "They are all pretty shit atm." |
| 7 | Smelly_Kat | 2433 |
19.12.2005 21:38 | "stupid retards that built it made a shit job" |
| 8 | ZeeClone | 1507 |
19.6.2007 18:53 | "The parents should have read the big fucking 18 marker on it before giving it to their 15 y/o kid" |
| 9 | astropoint | 1341 |
6.4.2006 21:33 | "[21:13:36] <astropoint> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK <--- I think that sums it up" |
| 10 | judgesuds | 1161 |
20.8.2008 20:54 | "does that mean englishcunts shadowq?" |
Those who can't complete their sentences...
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 22920 |
5.12.2005 23:37 | "you might even know him..." |
| 2 | BigG | 6301 |
9.12.2005 18:07 | "And they are also very expensive..." |
| 3 | Zeus | 4818 |
18.10.2007 11:08 | "wonder if becks can do this...." |
| 4 | yoinkster | 2079 |
16.12.2006 23:23 | "i presume ur not going live with that anywher on the interweb rite ..." |
| 5 | Phipli | 1988 |
7.12.2008 11:20 | "1995. ssd, wireless broadband..." |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 1927 |
30.10.2006 22:31 | "looks like you're really progressing with this -status thing..." |
| 7 | indecisivebarf | 1422 |
18.3.2010 20:44 | "astro will complain though..." |
| 8 | mids | 1370 |
19.3.2009 19:38 | "[19:38:09] *** ** bread_tree will go and do some cooking..." |
| 9 | whyiseverynicktaken | 1185 |
24.2.2006 0:50 | "bj's underwater.........." |
| 10 | shadowqueen | 849 |
26.4.2010 3:15 | ".....................@.................@............." |
Top Twofo Spankers!
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Smelly_Kat | 2305 |
12.3.2007 13:31 | * Smelly Kat is going to spank Cocodude for not letting us know if he can make it |
| 2 | NakedDaro | 457 |
18.6.2007 20:04 | * NakedDaro spanks Mads - no quitting! |
| 3 | astropoint | 376 |
22.3.2006 18:47 | * astropoint spanks Mads for Smelly_Kat who doesn;t appear to be around |
| 4 | judgesuds | 251 |
27.6.2007 0:22 | "ok next time i wont spank :p" |
| 5 | whyiseverynicktaken | 249 |
12.12.2005 18:02 | "greenthumb "tse tse tse...its never too early for some lovin..or spankin"" |
| 6 | Mads | 232 |
28.3.2006 2:10 | "if i was an op you;d get da spankin of ur life" |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 221 |
2.9.2006 21:01 | * ZeeClone spanks twofo SOMEBODY START TALKING OTHER THAN ME GODDAMMIT! |
| 8 | Echelon | 210 |
27.5.2007 14:25 | * Tux spanks Smelly_Kat go back to revision |
| 9 | Zeus | 135 |
26.11.2005 22:47 | * Zeus Grabs And Bends Smelly_Kat Over His Knee, Reaches For The Leather Studded Belt And *Spanks* Wth All His Might. |
| 10 | itsmonktastic | 119 |
26.3.2007 20:58 | "Spank BigG into recoding it?" |
People who love to ask questions
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 99240 |
3.12.2007 16:59 | "didn't remove one by accident then?" |
| 2 | Zeus | 18024 |
30.11.2005 20:45 | "why the fuck is yoinkster banned??" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 11868 |
27.2.2007 1:04 | "oh, would you mind having another look for unviersity challenge plase astropoint?" |
| 4 | judgesuds | 11458 |
17.2.2006 9:22 | "will you be DRINKING?" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 8831 |
19.5.2007 23:15 | "Billie Jean, vaguely familiar?" |
| 6 | shadowqueen | 8033 |
14.8.2015 11:28 | "but it should update when i join it to t'internet?" |
| 7 | mids | 7815 |
16.10.2008 0:19 | "oh is it definite now?" |
| 8 | Phipli | 7640 |
28.12.2008 19:43 | "do you have a male dog or cat?" |
| 9 | BigG | 6781 |
12.10.2011 17:18 | "Erm... what... Red Dwarf has gone up AGAIN?" |
| 10 | Kegger | 6138 |
17.7.2008 14:11 | "sod lookin good, I did everything yesterday and theres already 3 women in the kitchen makin food , how the hell can I be helpful, cept wipe more dishes?" |
Top 10 Twofo Geeks
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 284 |
11.5.2008 22:30 | "what has come over geeks recently :s" |
| 2 | Zeus | 171 |
7.10.2006 17:09 | "well, the geeks in sweden" |
| 3 | shadowqueen | 137 |
28.4.2010 16:47 | "deep down i'm clearly just a geek :(" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 109 |
29.5.2007 23:57 | "nah i seem to remember there was a geeky story behind it" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 82 |
9.2.2007 16:49 | "SHPSM TIME: I'm watching The Simpsons - 15x17 - My Big Fat Geek Wedding.avi (178.65 MiB) - 0:00:09/0:21:02" |
| 6 | Smelly_Kat | 75 |
13.11.2005 20:44 | "hehe sad and geeky..the way to be :P" |
| 7 | ZeeClone | 74 |
17.3.2008 20:26 | "I hope he brought the geekyness" |
| 8 | judgesuds | 63 |
26.3.2008 20:12 | "too geeky for compsox?" |
| 9 | Kegger | 55 |
22.1.2009 14:24 | "Lol @ Beauty and the Geek" |
| 10 | indecisivebarf | 50 |
16.6.2007 0:36 | "i dont talk geek tho" |
Audio Spammers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | yoinkster | 2865 |
9.6.2007 22:57 | "yoinkster is listening to Panic! At the Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage {00:20 of 02:54 || [-|--------]} therefore it is Teh Win {more Win at http://www.last.f..." |
| 2 | mids | 2555 |
21.7.2010 20:50 | "Winamp 5.581 playing "ReVamp - Head Up High" (0:01:18/0:03:32) at 983kbps in 5.1 DTS" |
| 3 | astropoint | 2268 |
26.1.2007 1:33 | "Currently I'm listening to Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Quandary Phase) - 2 of 4 {192kbps} (03:08 of 27:32 [-|--------])" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 2164 |
6.6.2007 17:59 | "A song: Denial by Dropkick Murphys from the album The Singles Collection Vol.1 1996-1997 (2000 ) released in 2000 - 01:27[------|---]02:24 at 160kbps" |
| 5 | SpookyKid | 1268 |
19.6.2006 15:19 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.23) playing (Taproot - Sumtimes) stats(5% of 04:38 [|---------])" |
| 6 | Ohhhhyeah | 972 |
28.5.2006 22:01 | "The Beatles - All You Need Is Love has been adding to the "spam-box" for (02:57 of 03:47 [-------|--])" |
| 7 | shadowqueen | 970 |
16.11.2011 22:55 | * shadowqueen is playing Marilyn Manson - Arma-godd**n-motherf**kin-geddon (Teddy Bears Remix) at 192kbps (00:07 - 03:30 [|---------]) http://www.last.fm/us... |
| 8 | Phipli | 961 |
2.1.2009 22:36 | * Phipli is listening to the awesome Alternative & Punk track, Head Held High (Early Version) by The Velvet Underground and oh yeah, astropoint++ |
| 9 | BigG | 877 |
6.12.2005 0:30 | "Winamp(5.10) playing Weird Al Yankovic - Genius In France (192kbps) - (08:36/08:56 [--------- |])" |
| 10 | itsmonktastic | 855 |
19.2.2007 1:58 | * monk has MPD Playing: Squarepusher - A Journey To Reedham [7AM Mix] |
Top 10 quoting people
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 3512 |
8.1.2013 13:25 | "-tell SpookyKid [13:15:14] <astropoint> hash check it against the torrent?" |
| 2 | Smelly_Kat | 799 |
4.4.2008 16:26 | "[16:25:47] <Rampage> and when people decide to have electric heaters on all day and blame the power bill on a laptop <--- Yep, that has happened to me before" |
| 3 | BigG | 602 |
21.3.2007 12:18 | "[Wed 12:05] <NakedDaro> no no ono no no" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 588 |
14.12.2005 16:18 | "<Echelon> damn this is hard.. I got my sis on the phone" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 556 |
17.5.2007 11:12 | "[11:14] <NakedDaro> My BCDC++ uptime is: 17 day(s) 03:13:21" |
| 6 | Zeus | 356 |
5.3.2008 22:15 | "[20:19] <astropoint> mich has a goal in life to offend as many people as possible" |
| 7 | Anubis | 195 |
2.12.2010 6:06 | "<watzisneim> Oh boy gee whiz you're having tea. Oh dear oh dear I think i just ejaculated" |
| 8 | Rampage | 178 |
27.5.2006 3:45 | "[03:43:59] <elo> i m out" |
| 9 | mids | 160 |
9.5.2011 22:50 | "<mrabz> it was mids, coming to check on his handi-work" |
| 10 | Echelon | 156 |
18.6.2006 17:43 | "<Tux> how dare u speak that evil word" |
Who Rants the most about linux?
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 3759 |
8.3.2006 17:33 | "i have had 10 weeks of sodding linux" |
| 2 | Echelon | 2102 |
10.6.2007 21:10 | "I blame windows... wouldn't have happened with linux :P" |
| 3 | Smelly_Kat | 1309 |
29.4.2007 16:42 | "as I'd like to be able to run it on kde too" |
| 4 | itsmonktastic | 892 |
20.3.2007 10:25 | "eurgh, i wonder how many times the word linux was actually used last night o_o" |
| 5 | BigG | 774 |
13.10.2006 14:19 | "Linux just INSISTS that the bootloader HAS to be written to the MBR of the 1st IDE disk" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 501 |
1.12.2006 16:00 | "ilovelost, Tux thinks linux would be perfect in any environment" |
| 7 | Rampage | 456 |
20.10.2010 12:17 | "btw Anubis, you've come across Portable Ubuntu (instead of virtualisation)" |
| 8 | Zeus | 358 |
13.8.2008 22:37 | "linux live CDs are fun" |
| 9 | Cocodude | 321 |
24.12.2006 21:53 | * Cocodude is using Ubuntu now on his desktop |
| 10 | ThePenguin | 254 |
23.4.2013 0:46 | "that is lsightly more fair it is my fault for not using my time machine to go back in time and kill everyone in someway involved with linux :P" |
There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 210176 |
28.8.2006 15:33 | "and in a perfect world everything would work everywhere :P" |
| 2 | BigG | 32508 |
16.2.2006 1:26 | "astro it wasn't a kick, that's why :P" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 29081 |
8.10.2006 17:40 | "meh.. prison break is good but i'd rather watch the shawshank redemption over and over :P" |
| 4 | yoinkster | 26275 |
12.4.2008 21:47 | "you werent meant to tell her :P" |
| 5 | NakedDaro | 24826 |
16.5.2007 16:05 | "they all did it today :S" |
| 6 | Kegger | 20600 |
28.3.2008 17:41 | "Okay I need to find my camera ¬_¬" |
| 7 | shadowqueen | 14319 |
16.3.2011 23:14 | "heh if they were speaking german ;)" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 12768 |
3.12.2005 16:28 | "argh! still no filelist :(" |
| 9 | mids | 12710 |
15.6.2009 17:18 | "concentrating on staying in uni :P" |
| 10 | Zeus | 12272 |
28.11.2004 18:29 | "ive got fuck all! well a group work project, but deadline's next term :p" |
Who actually uses the MovieBot...?
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 218 |
19.3.2007 19:46 | "-movie david mitchell" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 193 |
22.4.2006 21:40 | "-film conversations with vincent" |
| 3 | yoinkster | 184 |
3.8.2007 22:05 | "-film an american haunting" |
| 4 | wiggle | 129 |
8.4.2006 3:28 | "-movie heist" |
| 5 | SouthernSteel | 91 |
21.1.2006 22:14 | "-movie recentjapanesemoviemithrassawonaplane" |
| 6 | Keynes | 51 |
2.4.2006 1:14 | "-movie andela lansbury" |
| 7 | Ohhhhyeah | 50 |
24.1.2006 23:48 | "-film the chronicles of narnia" |
| 8 | Johnno | 50 |
5.5.2006 1:28 | "-randomfilm" |
| 9 | NakedDaro | 45 |
10.9.2007 21:49 | "-film wang" |
| 10 | Rampage | 44 |
17.11.2007 1:23 | "-movie brokeback mountain" |
Those who like to laugh on Twofo
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | astropoint | 31802 |
13.11.2005 18:22 | "hehe - people being kicked left, right and center" |
| 2 | BigG | 7928 |
9.12.2008 0:05 | "That really is quite epic lols" |
| 3 | itsmonktastic | 7492 |
11.10.2006 0:33 | "lmao: you have just been erased" |
| 4 | mids | 6949 |
17.1.2008 12:40 | "everyone --'d me late last night, lol" |
| 5 | Smelly_Kat | 6865 |
24.11.2005 17:34 | "hehe...already booted someone" |
| 6 | NakedDaro | 6077 |
27.2.2007 22:23 | "hehe, i forgot about that" |
| 7 | Zeus | 6036 |
1.11.2004 18:38 | "got tired of being the maid/cook so we now buy our own food, and he hadnt bought food in like weeks so most of it belongs to me hehe, should have given him a bit more warning... meh he's..." |
| 8 | indecisivebarf | 4004 |
27.5.2007 12:07 | "haha i think u might have offended her astro, she has run away :p" |
| 9 | whyiseverynicktaken | 3836 |
13.4.2006 16:53 | "lol" |
| 10 | Rampage | 3779 |
11.4.2011 21:14 | "VLC playing: "CSI.S11E19.HDTV.XviD-LOL.avi" (0:00:06/0:44:06)" |
Top 10 Twofo pervs
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | Zeus | 3859 |
18.11.2005 14:53 | "u want a numb clit??" |
| 2 | yoinkster | 2482 |
15.11.2005 3:58 | "cos dc rapes ur cpu speed" |
| 3 | NakedDaro | 1805 |
26.10.2006 1:19 | "hows your penis cock?" |
| 4 | shadowqueen | 1746 |
25.6.2008 16:26 | "dont have a clue who this bloke was but he had keys... haha cleaner walked in on me having sex one morning... she's done nothng but poke binbags under my door since" |
| 5 | astropoint | 1651 |
8.9.2006 23:48 | "usb wireless dongle and a ong usb cable ;)" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 1564 |
17.12.2007 18:55 | "if theres any kind of rape going on im interested" |
| 7 | mids | 1041 |
17.11.2010 17:48 | "http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/november-18th-declared-have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustach... ...e-day" |
| 8 | Smelly_Kat | 953 |
14.10.2005 18:47 | "my HD's are being raped" |
| 9 | firstchoice | 839 |
14.2.2006 21:07 | "not as bad as having a fan that's supposed to be sucking blowing, Cocodude" |
| 10 | willfir | 770 |
21.12.2010 15:20 | "that heavily limiting upload rapes my ability to download on torrents at home, but has no effect at uni on be++" |
Lots of hehing hehers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | ||
| 1 | BigG | 4186 |
11.11.2004 2:45 | "heh" |
| 2 | SpookyKid | 2533 |
1.9.2012 15:05 | "heh" |
| 3 | Blood God | 1946 |
28.8.2006 18:34 | "heh" |
| 4 | NakedDaro | 1730 |
15.3.2008 17:17 | "heh" |
| 5 | itsmonktastic | 1704 |
3.8.2011 23:49 | "heh" |
| 6 | judgesuds | 1288 |
2.2.2008 19:15 | "heh" |
| 7 | Zeus | 1072 |
25.1.2009 13:44 | "heh" |
| 8 | firstchoice | 722 |
16.10.2006 1:45 | "heh" |
| 9 | willfir | 671 |
5.9.2010 18:20 | "heh" |
| 10 | Phipli | 637 |
19.12.2010 12:04 | "heh" |
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