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Top 10 Twofo pervs

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 shadowqueen  557 12.10.2008 19:42 "i'm one of those sad sad children who return to suckle on the bountiful milk of human interaction
that twofo provides"
2 judgesuds  285 16.2.2009 1:11 "i was once raped by a girl, so i came here for the support group"
3 Kegger  279 29.12.2008 23:51 "[23:49] <yoinkster> it what happens when you don't feed/pet/rape a kegger :P"
4 yoinkster  266 25.8.2009 1:42 "you know how I was saying I was looking at outsourcing my service cos my local garage sucked
ass"
5 mids  246 31.1.2009 1:50 "it's just what you say... being a cock"
6 Zeus  241 15.5.2009 17:21 "u know u want to perv on Mads :p"
7 NakedDaro  236 10.9.2008 21:48 "But sex could take quite a while... ::)"
8 ZeeClone  199 6.9.2008 18:17 "I have a stopcock I can turn off completely which means I can do the work I want to do on the
washing machine tomorrow"
9 astropoint  155 20.7.2009 19:19 "suck your toes then :P"
10 Mads  72 3.4.2009 13:33 "malaysia doesn't even have sex ed"



Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  1343 13.5.2009 19:21 "*two"
2 Kegger  374 4.10.2008 21:13 "*slid"
3 mids  137 8.11.2008 2:37 "mine was 11 earlier... epic fail of Be*"
4 Phipli  127 10.12.2008 18:18 "us*"
5 yoinkster  86 23.4.2009 10:17 "send them*"
6 NakedDaro  83 5.12.2008 7:16 "Heh*"
7 ZeeClone  76 3.5.2009 22:34 "*!"
8 Zeus  69 22.10.2008 18:55 "that too*"
9 judgesuds  64 6.9.2008 2:15 "*hais"
10 Belladonnaboy  43 17.7.2009 11:54 "*hamsters"



People who love to ask questions

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  10727 13.1.2009 21:51 "you have to ring them?"
2 Kegger  1992 19.6.2009 12:48 "so youre cov -> Mids -> computer drop -> Spoons?"
3 Phipli  1952 27.3.2009 20:37 "is all this like mouth, nose and throat mutations in welsh?"
4 mids  1741 2.5.2009 23:11 "Matthew bought some mp3 downloads... <-- what teh fuck for?"
5 Zeus  1705 28.8.2009 21:20 "do you want a cock in ur nostril?"
6 shadowqueen  1674 29.4.2009 2:33 "mouth working before the brain?"
7 judgesuds  1558 19.3.2009 18:29 "what are the options?"
8 NakedDaro  1382 7.9.2008 12:52 "How's your day been?"
9 ZeeClone  1318 10.12.2008 19:06 "where'd everyone go?"
10 Mads  1064 6.4.2009 13:44 "sex? what do u mean sex?"



Those who can't complete their sentences...

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  3525 18.5.2009 13:54 "as this was suppose to be finished in mid march...."
2 mids  576 13.10.2008 0:09 "technically it's today now, so..."
3 BigG  487 7.12.2008 2:05 "I'm guessing that they have altered the credit count now..."
4 NakedDaro  397 2.7.2009 10:57 "Birthday in August...."
5 Phipli  375 24.5.2009 19:19 "although I'd advise it not to go near my grandparents place, since my dad's dad hates magpies..."
6 Zeus  235 5.9.2008 20:18 "just need an xml reader really..."
7 shadowqueen  195 3.4.2009 16:02 "Mads: Phaze Clothing..."
8 yoinkster  178 8.12.2008 23:37 "very famous person there ...."
9 Kegger  82 26.9.2008 17:09 "Mine...isnt...at full..volume..."
10 judgesuds  66 16.12.2008 15:14 "still feeling quite lazy keggy...."



Top 10 quoting people

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  299 13.2.2009 22:03 "[22:00:11] <ZeeClone> http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/174699/13-year-old-boy-becomes...
...-father.html
"
2 yoinkster  69 6.9.2008 0:01 "[23:59] <astropoint> yoinkster always gives the impression that he knows how to make women
feel special"
3 Zeus  46 30.3.2009 8:01 "<Mads> why was zeus swearing himself blue thismorning?"
4 mids  36 30.11.2008 12:22 "it's good that it has all the titles in, but all mine are <show_name> . <SXXEXX> . <show_title>"
5 Kegger  36 30.1.2009 9:24 "[09:18] <shadowqueen> i now have more money than i previously thought so yay i can defo
afford england-trip now"
6 NakedDaro  31 13.7.2009 21:39 "[21:16:05] <NudeDaro> http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked"
7 BigG  28 6.9.2008 13:12 "Actually... I suppose that could even be pu gone <=> dead hub :P"
8 judgesuds  24 20.2.2009 18:04 "[18:04] <Dogtanian> Info on yoinkster: Cunt"
9 Belladonnaboy  20 18.4.2009 9:31 "Quote Of The Day : [09:31:17] <Kegger> +me exists to shower"
10 shadowqueen  16 20.12.2008 17:45 "[17:39] <shadowqueen> 9am start tomorrow"



Top 9 Twofo Geeks

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  36 13.9.2008 11:22 "we are all geeks indecisivebarf :P"
2 ZeeClone  20 6.3.2009 19:42 "there was a hack shown on geeks are sexy a few days ago"
3 shadowqueen  18 11.1.2009 0:53 "hmm the closest geek to me is devon ¬_¬"
4 Kegger  17 19.1.2009 17:42 "http://londongirlgeekdinners.co.uk/ lol o_O"
5 Zeus  10 2.9.2008 22:17 "otherwise it's just pathetic IRC geekyness"
6 indecisivebarf  10 6.9.2008 0:07 "become more of a geek. oh yes"
7 yoinkster  8 1.5.2009 0:04 "normally shes not all that, but geek implanted, she was hott"
8 mids  8 18.7.2009 1:58 "my god i was such a geek"
9 Smelly_Kat  6 14.11.2008 19:27 "I need a C geek"



Video Spammers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  1243 1.1.2009 16:15 "BS Player playing: Stargate Atlantis - 5x20 - Enemy at the Gate (00:42:31)"
2 Rampage  214 2.10.2008 18:30 "The Planets - 2 - Terra Firma.avi is playing in the land of Avalon"
3 ZeeClone  46 6.2.2009 18:18 "Media Player Classic (playing): star.wars.the.clone.wars.101.hdtv-0tv.avi (174.48 MiB) - 0:16:56/0:2...
...2:00"
4 NakedDaro  40 1.10.2008 18:50 "Media Player Classic (playing): House.S05E03.HDTV.XviD-LOL.avi (349.78 MiB) - 0:00:03/0:43:14"
5 mids  34 20.8.2009 15:30 "VLC playing: The Pursuit Of Happyness.avi (0:01:56/1:57:25)"
6 Belladonnaboy  14 11.5.2009 8:04 "Media Player Classic (playing): Medium - 1x04 - Night Of The Wolf.avi (112.77 MiB) - 0:00:47/0:41:25"
7 itsmonktastic  6 1.9.2008 0:32 "Media Player Classic (playing): [KAA]_Hack_Sign_10.DVD[4F980DEC].avi (237.53 MiB) - 0:22:23/0:25:23"
8 Mads  6 16.8.2009 17:09 "VLC playing: 103 - Bushwhacked.avi (0:00:05/0:43:55)"



Who complains most about ITS...?

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  280 28.4.2009 20:58 "transfers over resnet aren't detectable"
2 yoinkster  23 28.9.2008 17:40 "to get new stuff, you'll need to club a load of people together to bring it onto the resnet otherwise
itll never come in"
3 Kegger  23 17.12.2008 15:37 "Because its blocked by ITS"
4 BigG  20 12.4.2009 18:13 "There are a couple of peole on resnet at the moment sc18"
5 Rampage  16 18.10.2008 1:39 "Thats going to mess resnet more i think"
6 shadowqueen  14 10.2.2009 22:23 "ARG ITS HALF 11 AGAIN"
7 Phipli  12 19.12.2008 18:30 "resnet will see the traffic"
8 Synapse  11 28.9.2008 12:53 "I keep thinking resnet people will wanna set an example and cut everyone off in the first few days,"
9 Powers  10 5.11.2008 22:40 "and now i cant uninstall the thing even THUGH IM LOOKING AT THE DISC AND ITS ASKING ME
FOR IT"
10 mids  10 22.1.2009 0:06 "-tell thanmak you're on campus, i'd advise not downloading from me as ITS will catch you and rape
your bum... plus you're leeching my bandwidth :P"



These people can't stop talking about their computer

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  2918 26.2.2009 19:12 "more options are in control panel -> administrative tools -> computer management -> disk
management"
2 Kegger  521 17.10.2008 10:43 "since i have a perfectly adequatly working laptop at home, it just reaches insane temperatures
and thus eneds a cooling mat, constantly O_O"
3 mids  481 23.3.2009 22:41 "44 cpu, 90 gpu, 47,47,50,54 drives"
4 Phipli  406 13.6.2009 20:17 "but they don't have computer with them strangly"
5 shadowqueen  325 21.12.2008 20:06 "ive been fixing my computer then dying in prince of persia"
6 BigG  313 16.4.2009 14:35 "And yeah, low specced laptop/netbook is clearly the way forwards"
7 yoinkster  274 13.5.2009 19:16 "no, the connector in the laptop is the wrong wadger"
8 Zeus  196 21.10.2008 22:26 "new motherboard, 6600GT is in good shape"
9 ZeeClone  167 29.9.2008 15:05 "can't be getting nowhere without your ram"
10 judgesuds  147 29.12.2008 1:28 "i meant laptops qua laptops"



Twofo's cool guys

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  294 13.9.2008 0:31 "again, I am not looking to buy an uncool one just for the sake of it being uncool either ;)"
2 mids  191 23.2.2009 18:53 "coolio :) i think i'll nab one :D"
3 Kegger  120 6.3.2009 15:06 "But cool :D"
4 yoinkster  116 11.11.2008 23:38 "thats cool, ill be getting it over night"
5 itsmonktastic  69 13.4.2009 22:08 "I was not a cool kid :("
6 Belladonnaboy  56 24.12.2008 16:04 "and kewl with the shopping :)"
7 BigG  56 5.9.2008 7:51 "Monologuing wasn't cool in those days ;)"
8 judgesuds  51 6.8.2009 23:27 "i found a cool website"
9 NakedDaro  50 8.9.2008 11:49 "And he's pretty relaxed and cool."
10 Rampage  48 17.3.2009 18:34 "ok cool, can you leave me a message please when you get the 4th one if it is out"



Twofo's slappers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Kegger  13 1.1.2009 23:18 "I mean, I got to slap him....I never get to slap idiotic people"
2 shadowqueen  12 2.3.2009 22:46 "slaps self on wrist for being mean"
3 NakedDaro  9 10.4.2009 19:58 "Kegger is the twofo slapper :P"
4 ZeeClone  8 8.7.2009 19:23 "how did he manage to take them without getting righteously queen-slapped"
5 astropoint  8 19.9.2008 2:19 "I got a slapped wrist for that today#"
6 Phipli  6 18.2.2009 19:53 "<slaps self and doesn't quite understand why self made said error>"
7 judgesuds  5 21.8.2009 0:59 "its almost not worth it they will just give him a slap on the wrist"



Top 10 link advertisers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  2150 23.12.2008 14:36 "http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/guidelines_for_cats.htm"
2 yoinkster  751 7.12.2008 22:16 "http://www.bash.org/?165823"
3 shadowqueen  282 8.12.2008 0:22 "http://xkcd.com/101/"
4 Kegger  268 3.12.2008 16:27 "http://uk.eternityii.com/"
5 ZeeClone  257 31.1.2009 22:39 "http://forums.techpowerup.com/images/smilies/nutkick.gif"
6 Phipli  252 29.6.2009 10:59 "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDR3_SDRAM#Modules"
7 Zeus  242 8.8.2009 20:54 "http://totallylookslike.com/upcoming/?pid=8251"
8 mids  170 17.2.2009 23:46 "https://isohunt.com/download/52220256/silence+of+the+lambs.torrent"
9 NakedDaro  114 5.10.2008 7:03 "http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/"
10 judgesuds  103 20.11.2008 14:10 "-tell yoinkster http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/"



Those who like giving huggles

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 shadowqueen  184 30.1.2009 21:43 "its ok it just needed a little pep talk and some cyber huggles followed by "Did you know kangeroos
can't fart""
2 Kegger  179 26.9.2008 13:25 "*huggles teh shadow*"
3 NakedDaro  70 14.9.2008 18:28 "It's all about the huggles now."
4 judgesuds  59 16.12.2008 14:24 "huggles astro"
5 Mads  51 8.4.2009 10:37 "*huggle from behind*"
6 ZeeClone  42 12.12.2008 20:01 "and if you explain the day you've been having doubtless huggles will ensue"
7 mids  33 23.12.2008 23:36 "huggles astro whether he likes it or not"
8 Belladonnaboy  13 29.12.2008 12:33 "<Darox> /me huggles Keggy."
9 BigG  10 5.11.2008 18:53 "*huggles*"
10 Phipli  9 1.2.2009 23:08 "(also, huggles and whatnot)"



Top 10 greeting people

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  1912 8.9.2008 22:02 "evening indecisivebarf"
2 NakedDaro  487 9.9.2008 9:58 "Morning shadowqueen."
3 shadowqueen  443 7.9.2008 22:08 "hello everybodies... meh yoinkster, can't get that nightmare out of my head"
4 judgesuds  382 11.10.2008 15:51 "hello astropoint"
5 Kegger  356 4.12.2008 15:05 "Hey hey Cocodude had the camera too"
6 mids  311 2.2.2009 12:04 "hi people"
7 Zeus  289 16.10.2008 10:13 "morning james"
8 Phipli  264 17.3.2009 9:12 "morning and sympathy kegger"
9 ZeeClone  261 11.9.2008 21:34 "evening boys and girls"
10 Rampage  255 4.9.2008 17:54 "hello judgesuds, NudeDaro"



Who Rants the most about linux?

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  240 31.1.2009 10:06 "not the linux freak bit of it"
2 ZeeClone  74 10.1.2009 21:52 "I'm rolling back to XP with a dualboot for ubuntu"
3 BigG  56 16.5.2009 23:03 "Gnome is set to UK >:\"
4 Echelon  39 3.1.2009 19:49 "the more ppl start feeling comfortable with what linux can actully do"
5 yoinkster  35 10.1.2009 22:00 "ubuntu I discovered, its complete shit"
6 Phipli  34 11.1.2009 22:59 "I'm sharing matlab 2007 for linux"
7 theKay  32 11.2.2009 0:54 "what kind of linux Synpse?"
8 Smelly_Kat  32 31.1.2009 10:06 "hell I have linux in my job title :P"
9 Rampage  29 4.8.2009 18:22 "might be a gnome thing"
10 Synapse  27 11.2.2009 0:52 "Does anyone here use DC++ oncampus in linux? and if so - do you need to setup any firewall
protection like you'de do in windows."



There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  24560 16.4.2009 2:24 "21.5 copies of it in other words :p"
2 Kegger  7154 1.2.2009 20:13 "That was fail and expensive :P though lots of funny photos taken *me giggles*"
3 mids  4687 16.2.2009 1:55 "was pretty damn funny :P"
4 shadowqueen  4576 22.1.2009 23:15 "i know him slightly :/"
5 yoinkster  3541 21.8.2009 10:48 "whato pens cbrs as well btw :P"
6 BigG  3309 1.3.2009 20:22 "Even then, however, he only gets 19MBit :S"
7 NakedDaro  3138 9.9.2008 12:48 "You could just tell him you're into polyamory. :P"
8 Mads  2176 8.5.2009 16:12 ":P"
9 Phipli  1595 12.12.2008 19:07 ":( thought you were going to ask me to eat lots of icecream for you"
10 itsmonktastic  1505 1.9.2008 0:32 "Media Player Classic (playing): [KAA]_Hack_Sign_10.DVD[4F980DEC].avi (237.53 MiB) - 0:22:23/0:25:23"



Those who like to laugh on Twofo

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  2362 4.6.2009 16:32 "hehe"
2 Kegger  1459 3.1.2009 14:07 "lollipop oh lolli lollipop"
3 shadowqueen  1291 23.9.2008 14:49 "haha i was going to mention but realised it was probably a normal astropoint typo and you wouldn
't have a clue what i was talking about"
4 mids  1276 10.11.2008 1:27 "haha, congratulations on the non-bitterness :P"
5 Mads  1086 15.4.2009 9:38 "the dog is law hehehe"
6 BigG  857 1.12.2008 17:14 "Hehe"
7 Synapse  604 11.2.2009 1:15 "hehe, i got as far as having a fully working system"
8 yoinkster  480 22.1.2009 22:57 "hahahaa http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=suckmycock#/group.php?gid=43256614646"
9 NakedDaro  465 2.9.2008 18:28 "Lol."
10 Zeus  448 11.9.2008 22:17 "AHAHAHAHA http://www.dattebayo.com/"



Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 shadowqueen  360 24.10.2008 16:33 "-coin can be bothered to go to pub?"
2 mids  308 4.2.2009 0:07 "-coin have 4 more cans or have 5 more cans"
3 Kegger  290 9.6.2009 1:13 "-coin moar study or bed considering early wake up tomorrow?"
4 NakedDaro  262 10.10.2008 18:50 "-coin beer or ginger beer?"
5 ZeeClone  227 6.11.2008 22:28 "-coin play games or make bed"
6 BigG  68 24.4.2009 23:41 "-coin Ubu or Poacher's Choice?"
7 astropoint  60 17.7.2009 13:02 "-coin Sod the word limit?"
8 Belladonnaboy  55 8.4.2009 18:49 "-coin is the dog lying"
9 Zeus  50 24.4.2009 20:01 "-coin will Kegger take 40 minutes?"
10 Mads  45 24.6.2009 14:06 "-coin should queenie chill?"



Twofo's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  18018 24.7.2009 16:55 ":P"
2 Kegger  4548 17.10.2008 10:44 "heh"
3 mids  3827 27.11.2008 2:20 "hehe"
4 Phipli  3563 5.5.2009 22:12 "found"
5 shadowqueen  3475 20.2.2009 11:05 "ahhh"
6 NakedDaro  2858 5.10.2008 19:07 ":)"
7 ZeeClone  2585 9.3.2009 23:15 ":p"
8 BigG  2583 12.12.2008 15:54 "Yosh."
9 judgesuds  2568 14.9.2008 10:40 "MEAT"
10 Zeus  2311 3.8.2009 23:37 "right"



Lots of hehing hehers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 BigG  277 29.3.2009 0:28 "Heh."
2 shadowqueen  201 24.3.2009 9:57 "heh"
3 Zeus  164 16.8.2009 20:51 "heh"
4 Phipli  153 8.5.2009 12:02 "heh"
5 NakedDaro  148 6.4.2009 19:16 "Heh"
6 mids  135 19.8.2009 0:35 "heh"
7 judgesuds  103 14.11.2008 18:45 "heh"
8 indecisivebarf  50 2.9.2008 22:40 "heh"
9 Kegger  45 21.12.2008 21:09 "heh"
10 firstchoice  19 27.3.2009 18:29 "heh"



Twofo's top 10 spammers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  219 16.4.2009 11:21 "and it assumes yuo are spamming"
2 mids  83 21.6.2009 23:52 "if i did, i'd spam :P"
3 Zeus  29 23.8.2009 12:58 "think the monthy python sketch should be redone with "whine" instead of "spam""
4 ZeeClone  25 24.9.2008 19:50 "Just to keep up the spam"
5 BigG  22 16.4.2009 13:53 "thinks that AJAXChat is priority of DT RSS spammer"
6 Phipli  21 29.6.2009 11:53 "one of my kicks was a spamming kick that should have kicked shadowqueenie"
7 NakedDaro  18 8.9.2008 22:13 "And you got REALLY pissed off at my spam monologue :P"
8 Mads  15 14.4.2009 9:40 "are they spamming yu from saarland again?"
9 yoinkster  13 28.1.2009 12:18 "fair play, you've not had enough viagra spam mails then"
10 itsmonktastic  13 15.2.2009 16:07 "It's spam, it's supposed to be annoying. ¬_¬"



Audio Spammers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 mids  354 28.8.2009 17:12 "Winamp 5.552 playing "Epica - Cry For The Moon (The Embrace That Smothers - Part IV)"
(0:01:18/0:06:44) in 5.1 SRS"
2 astropoint  350 11.1.2009 2:49 "is listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - 1992-11-28 - Paris Studio, London 1 {32kbps} (00:06 of
29:48 [|---------])"
3 yoinkster  206 28.9.2008 0:04 "yoinkster is listening to Groove Coverage's Poison {01:02 of 03:33 || [--|-------]} so you should be
too. {more awesomes music at http://www.last.fm/user/yoinkster/ }"
4 Mads  158 3.4.2009 12:34 "is listening to In Flames - Jotun {192kbps} (00:55 of 03:54 [--|-------])"
5 Phipli  145 12.5.2009 10:38 "is listening to the Punk track, 1977 by The Clash [-|--------]"
6 Belladonnaboy  88 12.4.2009 9:58 "I'm listening to The Corrs - Toss The Feathers (Instrumental) at 00:28 of 02:50"
7 NakedDaro  79 11.11.2008 22:38 "I'm listening to Apache by The Shadows from the album KonTiki at 192kbps [|---------]"
8 BigG  62 30.10.2008 0:29 "Winamp(5.32) is 1% through "Yellowcard - Only One" (511kbps [00:05[|---------]04:17
]) from BigG's Music Collection of Win(TM) http://www.last.fm/user/BigG~/"
9 Kegger  58 4.12.2008 14:38 "Music around me is: playing! Yay!. It is Scouting for girls - It's not about you which is 48% (02:02
) through its awesome 04:12. As shown as this spiffy bar! [----|-----] Huzzahbahdah!! ROAR!"
10 Zeus  22 10.1.2009 17:51 "Winamp(5.54) playing (Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin - Coda - 09 - Baby Come On
Home - 320kbps) - (0:04:30 [-----|----])"



Top 10 stats freaks

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 astropoint  423 23.4.2009 13:18 "ha, mids got a chatkill some time betwene midnight and midday too"
2 BigG  53 11.2.2009 5:58 "Darox: Yosh! http://stats.macroblock.net/torrents/%5BK-F%5D_One_Piece_255_%5B845CFF4E%5D...
....mp4.torrent
"
3 Phipli  52 25.2.2009 12:00 "there is a weekly dip in my stats on fridays"
4 yoinkster  32 10.4.2009 19:56 "Chatkills: 1703 ahahahaa win"
5 Kegger  31 13.11.2008 16:10 "indeedily, in the maths and stats building stealing the awesome maths computers mwhahaha"
6 mids  25 4.12.2008 11:04 "*cough* stats *end cough*"
7 ZeeClone  24 5.3.2009 20:54 "that would have made an awesome chatkill"
8 shadowqueen  20 9.1.2009 12:50 "even while having no clue about maths or stats :/"
9 Rampage  16 5.11.2008 13:11 "wonder how i got a chatkill this year"
10 NakedDaro  16 20.1.2009 21:28 "We had the best day of last week statistics wise last Sunday though :P"



Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 yoinkster  35 9.2.2009 10:01 "-film benjamin button"
2 astropoint  17 22.11.2008 23:30 "-film W."
3 mids  8 21.12.2008 0:45 "-movie the unit"
4 ZeeClone  7 16.8.2009 23:55 "-movie the naked gun"



Bad language users

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 mids  1885 12.5.2009 11:58 "imagine sitting in an exam and this fuck-off massive air vent drops on your head"
2 yoinkster  1008 25.5.2009 23:22 "stupid fucking useless fucking maid, washes the bed linen but I've still got to fucking make the bed
myself"
3 NakedDaro  412 11.2.2009 4:37 "There's still the F Fort of having to skip the shitty opening sequence ¬_¬"
4 ZeeClone  376 12.9.2008 19:41 "Some stupid bastard switched virtual memory off"
5 BigG  341 2.2.2009 18:02 "Fucking stupid dickhead drivers."
6 Zeus  339 22.10.2008 13:18 "heads are gonna fucking roll"
7 Phipli  271 10.12.2008 18:09 "he always fucked up the permissions so only root could do anything"
8 Kegger  237 5.12.2008 16:45 "Yeah these scales are fucked, they're now telling me im a whole stone lighter"
9 shadowqueen  192 15.4.2009 11:10 "worse because if you want something from the bottom drawer you're fucked"
10 whyiseverynicktaken  114 15.7.2009 17:20 "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Top Twofo Spankers!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Smelly_Kat  50 29.11.2008 14:15 "ok, imagine how much spanking G gets in a year, now double it, you arse will bleed :P"
2 ZeeClone  48 31.10.2008 23:01 "puts spanking 2x4 back in the drawer"
3 NakedDaro  38 15.9.2008 20:36 "spanks astropoint."
4 shadowqueen  19 19.7.2009 21:16 "ZeeClone purposely withholds spankage :( i much prefer your approach whyiseverynicktaken"
5 whyiseverynicktaken  14 20.7.2009 19:37 "spanks shadowqueenie.............better now? :P"
6 Mads  14 3.4.2009 12:20 "naughty - I could spank him for ya :P"
7 BigG  10 22.8.2009 16:39 "*SPANK!*"
8 mids  7 4.5.2009 12:21 "i may have to spank you for answers later then"
9 Kegger  7 29.12.2008 17:54 "spanks Daro and Mich upside the head twice, extremely hard. *GRR*"
10 judgesuds  6 19.10.2008 18:05 "all voluntary spanking sessions?"



Twofo's alcoholics

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 mids  863 11.10.2008 1:11 "nn twofo... drunk mids requires bed t recover"
2 astropoint  716 4.12.2008 15:52 "and I got to watch the people falling around drunk"
3 shadowqueen  346 26.5.2009 17:06 "i was thinking more beer and wine tonight"
4 Phipli  231 8.5.2009 19:53 "-Phipli should I have a beer?"
5 Kegger  227 18.12.2008 21:20 "we've got food, booze, ballooons the whole shebang"
6 judgesuds  133 31.1.2009 2:08 "no mich does not drink BEER"
7 BigG  128 10.6.2009 17:23 "Sounds like you need BEER at the social mids"
8 Mads  127 23.4.2009 16:02 "and I have migraines and I get drunk boo hoo hoo"
9 NakedDaro  109 21.9.2008 20:14 "I think the only person in a worse position than me now is my old best mate, Lister, who is now
£12k in debt and is unemployed/temping occasionally and living with parents and is an alcoholic."
10 yoinkster  93 25.10.2008 0:09 "have abeer and a smoke and itll be gravy (:"



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