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Top 10 quoting people

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Blood_God  55 2.6.2004 11:16 "[11:15] <(AV1)Chris> sure you didn't leave early?"
2 TMA  52 5.5.2004 0:41 "<jess> iVE NEVR done ttis b4 <--- what, use a keyboard?"
3 yoinkster  48 7.2.2004 3:33 "[03:33] <billycollins> u don't even know who billy collins is though, do u?"
4 [10Mbit]Largeinlife  43 22.4.2004 18:53 "[18:52] <[10Mbit]Largeinlife> --------------------------------"
5 MikeyMoo  36 13.4.2004 13:42 "Bizzaro <Britney> I hate you guys!"
6 BigG  34 26.4.2004 0:50 "just do a grep with the <> included"
7 ±duub  28 16.5.2004 23:27 "[23:16:29] <jimbojetset> How can you connect to servers other than this ?"
8 absolutexaero  28 5.5.2004 10:00 "which is why Chris has 7 lan cards, gigabit card<s> and some other stuff."
9 DukeAmir-Offen  23 23.6.2004 14:08 "<[10Mbit]DJChet> i got raped by circuits and devices - kinky!"
10 elo  21 8.5.2004 11:20 "<Raize> can you guys see what I type?"



Duefo's top 10 spammers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 TMA  25 20.4.2004 18:23 "lo phun... were you awoken by the spam?"
2 Blood_God  20 11.2.2004 20:00 "basically it means stop spamming the admins with "WHY THE FUCK AM I BANNED!!!!!"
e-mails."
3 CrasHthe2nd  13 27.5.2004 22:09 "i sense a search spam question coming"
4 MikeyMoo  12 21.1.2004 21:02 "so, anyone know what the search spam was?"
5 Ian69  11 19.2.2004 14:23 "spam posting = bad, go kick yourself"
6 SMILE~  10 26.5.2004 2:57 "if anybody else is annoiyed with Blood_God then send spam to bloodgod@blood-god.co.uk. This
is a scripted response."
7 BigG  10 16.1.2004 1:21 "cuz u are being a dick and repeatedly spamming the chat"
8 [10Mbit]Largeinlife  10 15.5.2004 21:30 "<- the only time he spams the chat :p"
9 DukeAmir-Offen  9 23.5.2004 22:07 "Can I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam?"
10 [10,000Gbit]dave  8 23.5.2004 22:05 "www.spamgift.com"



Top 10 stats freaks

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 TMA  52 11.6.2004 23:48 "I might do a sex section in the stats, would be interesting to see who came second behind DukeAmir...
...-Offen"
2 BigG  31 13.6.2004 17:29 "checks out perv stats"
3 yoinkster  30 16.5.2004 16:34 "how often does the stats page updatE ?"
4 DukeAmir-Offen  22 2.6.2004 12:47 "Easiest to claim would be the one for mentioning stats."
5 MikeyMoo  17 3.6.2004 15:14 "especially if you've not done stats for 15 years?"
6 Weebl  15 16.5.2004 10:47 "I wonder if TMA missed any stats off"
7 AndPud  13 1.6.2004 9:21 "i'm in the stats mentioning part of the stats now, for mentioning the word stats a lot"
8 Jamoca  12 24.5.2004 1:16 "my stats have gone up"
9 CrasHthe2nd  12 19.5.2004 13:50 "i know the stats page, but does line count increase the stats?"
10 Stryker  11 25.5.2004 15:15 "its stats thats pants"



There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Deufo are trying to say

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 BigG  7852 19.1.2004 20:32 "fell... nah.. he walked ;)"
2 Legally_Blonde  1925 19.1.2004 19:09 "the graduate is so nice:)"
3 Blood_God  1406 2.5.2004 10:41 ""(murphybob) ..20mins later I think I am a banana!;)""
4 TMA  1333 2.5.2004 1:33 "sorry I spent most of this year working with lasers so I feel the need to defend the acronym...
;)"
5 absolutexaero  1112 11.2.2004 14:22 "all i can seem to find is that it's used all over the place, but nobody explains what its for. =|"
6 yoinkster  1066 7.5.2004 21:32 "good, ill cut him off :)"
7 carousel  974 9.5.2004 12:50 "nobody seems to keep/share it :S"
8 SMILE~  728 22.5.2004 14:49 "you should watch it djsammie ;)"
9 TwoFingersMcLucky  649 2.3.2004 15:29 "that doesn't work *I'm not THAT dumb! :P *"
10 Cocodude  585 20.5.2004 17:54 "Ew, not for that horse thing :-/"



Who Rants the most about linux?

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 BigG  101 24.4.2004 0:56 "i have a seperate computer that is dedicated to linux tho"
2 Blood_God  61 26.5.2004 20:04 "Linux is the server platform of choice"
3 chunderbunny  57 5.3.2004 14:55 "anyone happen to be getting the new version of Mandrake?"
4 Cocodude  50 30.4.2004 15:52 "Linux can read ntfs, just can't write to it"
5 (AV1)Chris  38 25.5.2004 13:57 "Gnome failed to install"
6 carousel  31 25.4.2004 2:13 "saw some dead something linux on slashdot .."
7 CrasHthe2nd  26 24.5.2004 14:15 "you installed debian chris?"
8 GenericGuy  23 1.3.2004 18:05 "http://reviewed.homelinux.org/howtos/cdrecording/"
9 TwoFingersMcLucky  22 26.4.2004 1:28 "I'm considering installing linux on my PC. Because I've used mandrake on the Uni PCs and kinda
liked it"
10 murphybob  21 10.5.2004 16:18 "well you don't need a firewall in windows or linux or anything really"



Top Duefo Spankers!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Sniper  8 16.6.2004 23:52 "yes, Rel4x, Spanky, Fool and the Viscount"
2 Rel4x  8 14.2.2004 19:58 "And I have something to give Spanky (interpret that how you will)"
3 Ian69  6 14.2.2004 19:59 "you know the "spanky"?"



These people can't stop talking about their computer

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 (AV1)Chris  480 9.3.2004 16:01 "does anyone have a sun monitor port to VGA adaptor?"
2 BigG  417 26.5.2004 21:25 "computer science hint hint"
3 TMA  278 19.1.2004 22:13 "yeah you can get PCI card IDE thingies"
4 CrasHthe2nd  249 17.5.2004 21:23 "get an external drive, anyways even laptops come with 20gb drives now"
5 Ian69  194 1.4.2004 23:48 "aye it came free with my permedia 2 gfx card"
6 Blood_God  184 15.2.2004 19:40 "i've got 3 case fans"
7 yoinkster  175 10.5.2004 20:38 "Wells, it sounds like your computer doesn't like you, it might be worth throwing it out the window.
This is a shitty response. Have a nice day."
8 absolutexaero  118 21.4.2004 15:49 "got PCB design and manufacture tomorrow."
9 TwoFingersMcLucky  105 19.4.2004 20:11 "does anyone here have any idea as to how I can stop my PC just "recieving" viruses
from a bizarre unknown source? o_0"
10 MikeyMoo  96 31.5.2004 13:57 "i wrote the stuff on htere to transfer it to another computer"



Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 carousel  647 8.5.2004 5:47 "*opens curtains a bit"
2 TMA  371 20.4.2004 13:43 "*slaps [10Mbit]Smallinlife in the mush with a sharp kipper"
3 Blood_God  285 1.6.2004 2:36 "*is watching coupling therefore not paying full attention to DC"
4 BigG  272 22.5.2004 19:19 "*Gives ~SMILE~ a good slapping with a large plaice"
5 MikeyMoo  155 14.4.2004 21:42 "*baseball bat not included"
6 Machine  150 11.1.2004 17:47 "*cant leave that issue alone!"
7 CrasHthe2nd  141 21.4.2004 23:16 "*slowly walks away from the conversation"
8 Birdie  123 8.4.2004 15:15 "*finds expired milk in the fridge"
9 ParanoidPurple  113 18.5.2004 16:57 "*easy"
10 elo  113 20.5.2004 1:31 "*joins carousel"



Those who like to laugh on Duefo

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 BigG  5172 2.3.2004 20:48 "hehe"
2 Blood_God  1235 15.1.2004 17:11 "lol TMA. i'm looking for the cheapest accomdation i can so i can afford stuff next year :P"
3 CrasHthe2nd  1152 19.5.2004 13:45 "hehe"
4 (AV1)Chris  991 26.4.2004 4:10 "hehe good charlotte :)"
5 flamadiddle  831 8.5.2004 3:20 "hehe"
6 Jamoca  649 8.5.2004 4:02 "lol"
7 Shameless  571 5.2.2004 4:58 "lol"
8 Wee_Man_Lou  542 15.5.2004 4:06 "lol"
9 carousel  509 6.5.2004 3:26 "lol 'ster' is sooo hard 2 type!"
10 elo  461 10.4.2004 1:53 "u share a pic of the op heheheeh"



Duefo's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 BigG  7637 24.1.2004 2:39 ":D"
2 absolutexaero  3670 1.4.2004 0:50 "ah."
3 (AV1)Chris  3231 19.4.2004 22:58 "oh"
4 Blood_God  2979 9.2.2004 0:40 "lol."
5 yoinkster  2716 16.5.2004 20:33 "piece"
6 CrasHthe2nd  2288 6.2.2004 12:11 "yep"
7 TMA  2147 2.6.2004 16:29 ""
8 Weebl  1792 16.5.2004 10:44 "hi"
9 flamadiddle  1754 7.5.2004 4:19 "?"
10 ParanoidPurple  1705 18.5.2004 23:08 "heh"



Duefo's alcoholics

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Blood_God  209 4.6.2004 23:51 "so is mixing lager and cider :P"
2 BigG  204 10.3.2004 17:56 "hmm... i don't think that my senses are impeded that much when i'm drunk :p"
3 Ian69  182 1.2.2004 5:01 "plus i had to do 2 pints at the start cos i waas a boy"
4 TwoFingersMcLucky  133 1.6.2004 16:28 "yoinkster - because of the exam tomorrow - wanna get hideously drunk tonight?"
5 ParanoidPurple  123 23.2.2004 0:31 "I love beer.,...and chains"
6 MikeyMoo  120 20.1.2004 13:01 "try drinking ALCOHOL Dennis"
7 Stryker  99 26.1.2004 1:07 "<-- has missed the oportunity of yoinking free beer from bloods windowsil"
8 TMA  96 30.1.2004 21:28 "you'd best buy me a pint tomorrow though"
9 yoinkster  92 9.5.2004 3:46 "BigG, you owe me many many a pint :)"
10 Machine  79 19.4.2004 16:11 "the Apollo at Leam'd allow me to take beer in cos I was their main daytime trade last couple of years!"



Duefo's slappers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 BigG  120 28.5.2004 18:05 "*Gives afieldo a good slapping with a large plaice"
2 TMA  92 8.5.2004 12:52 "*slaps yoinkster around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout"
3 SMILE~  47 26.5.2004 2:39 "*Slaps dArkangel with a kipper. This is a scripted response."
4 TwoFingersMcLucky  40 6.6.2004 0:15 "*TwoFingersMcLucky slaps -XiupinG- around a bit with a small building*"
5 yoinkster  19 18.6.2004 23:02 "so that desperate slappers on here can find him"
6 GenericGuy  19 16.5.2004 12:25 "I think I'll slap some people to gt myself up the stats... but I'll do it to people who won't notice, or
retaliate..."
7 MikeyMoo  18 10.6.2004 17:48 "he was slapping his wily into theother guy's face and bang"
8 absolutexaero  18 12.5.2004 20:14 "*slaps [10Mbit]CJ about the head with a large tuna"
9 DukeAmir-Offen  16 27.5.2004 14:57 "No, that belt is a defense for his butt - I slapped one once by accident - ouch!"
10 Trixie  14 29.2.2004 2:47 "<- slaps TMA"



Top 10 beer lovers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Blood_God  75 15.6.2004 15:41 "stella isn't too bad"
2 akinog(JazzHole)  71 12.6.2004 14:43 "a friend would give up his last beer"
3 BigG  59 28.1.2004 21:38 "<- rescues beer from freezer"
4 MikeyMoo  33 11.1.2004 0:56 "I've had 4 beers, not bad for a night in"
5 Stryker  28 30.5.2004 8:21 "hmmm - it had daniel beddingfield there, and there was no beer tent....."
6 Ian69  28 9.2.2004 2:08 "i was not too bad as id drank water till 6am when my m8s where still downing beer and smoking"
7 Machine  23 27.2.2004 19:23 "prolly stay in with a few beers"
8 elo  23 8.5.2004 7:22 "<---randomly goes to tesco to get beer........fuck knows why"
9 anomalous_result  19 27.4.2004 1:14 "leaves to go find beer that's how metal i am \m/"
10 absolutexaero  18 6.4.2004 23:36 "*concentrates on the glass of lager*"



Top 10 link advertisers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 TMA  325 22.5.2004 19:23 "Pharell, your question may well be answered by information on the website, http://duefo.kicks-ass.n...
...et/duefo/
. Of particular interest may be the FAQ section. This is a scripted response."
2 CrasHthe2nd  213 24.5.2004 18:52 "yoda, all your questions and others can be answered at http://10.3.1.158/newbies.html This is
a scripted response."
3 Blood_God  164 2.6.2004 14:25 "http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/"
4 Trixie  135 18.1.2004 21:54 "https://mail.sunion."
5 GenericGuy  134 29.2.2004 14:42 "http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/date.html"
6 yoinkster  132 29.4.2004 22:03 "http://epguides.com/simpsons"
7 Ian69  108 15.3.2004 5:29 "La Venganza del Conde de Montecristo[eliteTopDown.com].avi"
8 BigG  107 4.6.2004 13:15 "twister, go to http://10.3.1.158/newbies.html for answers. This script was stolen from CrasHthe2nd"
9 malaclypse  103 26.5.2004 18:53 "another one up at http://www.pokeysticks.com/duefo/"
10 Wells  100 29.5.2004 12:29 "anyone got any photoshop ideas for http://www.we11er.co.uk/temp_wee_man_lou.jpg ?"



Top 10 greeting people

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 BigG  443 22.6.2004 14:32 "hello Beeble98"
2 ParanoidPurple  421 26.2.2004 2:03 "hey eeezy..any comments?"
3 Blood_God  281 14.5.2004 16:56 "evening"
4 SMILE~  237 25.4.2004 13:13 "morning people"
5 Jamoca  226 20.5.2004 6:17 "hello"
6 Weebl  218 24.5.2004 11:58 "Hi would anybody like a game of counter-strike."
7 Trixie  190 3.6.2004 1:34 "hi"
8 absolutexaero  184 5.5.2004 1:29 "heyy it's a good thing."
9 TMA  171 13.1.2004 22:03 "hi phun"
10 (AV1)Chris  159 13.5.2004 3:45 "hey large"



Top 10 Duefo pervs

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Ian69  312 24.2.2004 23:51 "im 5 foot 7.5 stone chinky girl me so horny"
2 MikeyMoo  306 23.6.2004 17:02 "they don't have penises"
3 DukeAmir-Offen  253 28.5.2004 1:16 "Given the vast numbers of people sharing porn, how come someone with no porn gets one, and
someone with joke porn gets two?"
4 TMA  221 24.6.2004 14:13 "probably got sent a porn spam or something :/"
5 yoinkster  167 16.5.2004 23:40 "hey LittleChris, i like the idea of brintey being recommended pron ;)"
6 (AV1)Chris  160 23.1.2004 3:52 "I want my porn and I want it now"
7 BigG  99 8.3.2004 3:47 "man you must have a lot of porn for ppl to be d/loading at this time of night :p"
8 elo  96 10.4.2004 2:53 "ie the french porn movie u were after"
9 Blood_God  96 9.5.2004 23:06 "the Bear Porn is new and made on campus.."
10 SMILE~  94 22.5.2004 18:44 "For instance... TMA I can honestly say that in all my time at university I've never ever witnessed
anyone so completely devoid ofa penis as yourself."



Top 10 Duefo Geeks

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 TMA  54 23.2.2004 19:43 "That's not mean, it's a good way of getting in contact with geeks ;p"
2 yoinkster  45 23.1.2004 19:27 "is the geek end the non-battered end ??"
3 MikeyMoo  37 14.1.2004 23:27 "there's an article at www.yahoo.co.uk titled 'internet fanatics aren't geeks'"
4 Beeble  33 29.5.2004 22:37 "well, actually finch is probably a geek, but then, it's ok, and he's ok to talk to, n he likes real music"
5 ±duub  29 12.1.2004 20:52 "i look down and laugh at you aspiring geeks"
6 31337_Phun  26 26.2.2004 0:53 "*yawn* <- pretends to be entirely disinterested by the g33k sp3a|c"
7 Ian69  25 30.4.2004 0:57 "im a big computer geek"
8 bhainchaud  25 8.5.2004 17:21 "was better than his geek talk about warts etc"
9 Weebl  24 19.2.2004 21:27 "all maths ppl are geeks!"
10 Ihaveaplan  22 9.5.2004 4:03 "you cos u want a geek challenge"



Bad language users

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 yoinkster  685 8.6.2004 8:39 "it was so fucking hot in my room last night, i had to sleep on the bed as opposed to in it"
2 Ian69  401 16.2.2004 20:43 "but we were quite shit compared to some of the inner city teams"
3 TMA  392 31.1.2004 23:34 "No. No american shite, jghjbnv"
4 elo  386 21.5.2004 4:17 "a few of em ..quite young...but they having a gd time..it will be their best at uni..the sad fucks ...so
lets all let em have their fun"
5 BigG  312 20.4.2004 1:22 "BASTARDO... I have cs127 ~ DM :'("
6 Machine  299 11.1.2004 4:29 "yeah, fuck off cunt face"
7 (AV1)Chris  240 16.2.2004 21:48 "annoying selfish ignorant shits"
8 MikeyMoo  210 28.5.2004 12:49 "you'll be subjected to all sorts of shit"
9 Blood_God  188 26.1.2004 13:26 "they were fucked earlier on in term"
10 Jamoca  181 10.5.2004 4:25 "the sound goes all fucked as well"



Lots of hehing hehers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Blood_God  742 22.1.2004 16:12 "heh"
2 ParanoidPurple  428 2.6.2004 16:21 "heh"
3 BigG  250 10.6.2004 4:01 "heh"
4 absolutexaero  109 26.3.2004 20:42 "heh"
5 TMA  65 18.1.2004 17:29 "heh"
6 Stryker  53 13.4.2004 22:10 "heh"
7 Cocodude  42 30.4.2004 15:04 "Heh"
8 Rel4x  31 28.4.2004 22:41 "heh"
9 MrFelix  28 24.1.2004 0:53 "heh"
10 Cmdr_Stryker  28 22.1.2004 1:20 "heh"



Duefos cool guys

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Ian69  242 12.2.2004 2:03 "back to sheep, arnt super sheep cool"
2 flamadiddle  202 25.2.2004 0:29 "cool. There should be something on the server message when u log onto DC++ about it"
3 (AV1)Chris  171 28.2.2004 3:26 "cool"
4 absolutexaero  163 13.1.2004 17:02 "think pj thomas <the punk rocker> is the coolest guy. +)"
5 yoinkster  89 23.2.2004 21:12 "i went there after skool dayz and they were squirting washing up liquid on the floor in the kitchens
and sliding around on the couches"
6 MikeyMoo  86 18.1.2004 20:26 "cool that you do classics..."
7 Weebl  83 9.5.2004 1:05 "only cool ppl chat online!"
8 BigG  73 16.1.2004 2:31 "...cool... could do... i don't have a 0900 lab tomorrow ;)"
9 Shameless  68 31.1.2004 8:36 "the main reason i hate english is coz i had pop-eye teaching me for 3 or 4 years running ant high
skool"
10 CrasHthe2nd  59 2.2.2004 12:41 "cool hopefully some massive fan'age"



People who love to ask questions

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 MikeyMoo  3010 23.1.2004 15:22 "31337_Phun is that like an extension number you dial to have some phun?"
2 yoinkster  2144 13.1.2004 2:30 "whats wrong with freshers ??"
3 carousel  1882 11.1.2004 22:49 "what time do you guys make it?"
4 SMILE~  1751 20.5.2004 13:07 "is culture and thought dependant on the language you speak?????"
5 DukeAmir-Offen  1708 11.2.2004 23:55 "Hiya Trixie! How was your birthday?"
6 TMA  1417 21.1.2004 23:40 "as in they don't get pregnant?"
7 BigG  1385 5.2.2004 1:39 "what... the southern scum or the northern scum???"
8 Machine  1308 12.1.2004 1:00 "Ferris Bueler...Warriors....Dirty Dozen....what next, some disney?"
9 (AV1)Chris  1231 16.1.2004 2:01 "everything working ok?"
10 Weebl  1202 14.2.2004 22:54 "since when has that been known as a red light district?"



Those who can't complete their sentences...

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 DukeAmir-Offen  1257 18.5.2004 20:51 "Noones even tried to rape me... Which is a good thing, but it might be nice to be asked..."
2 MikeyMoo  1213 22.1.2004 11:06 "TwoFingers has joined in the fun..."
3 absolutexaero  1124 11.1.2004 0:09 "ah. i play guitar..."
4 TMA  975 23.4.2004 12:07 "but they send enough guilt-trip material to mean you have to go..."
5 ParanoidPurple  848 10.2.2004 1:05 "I know Ben and Rob and greg..."
6 F*SH  722 6.2.2004 1:24 "progress since I returned from varsity an hour ago is in the red..."
7 yoinkster  615 24.2.2004 16:48 "what a meeting that was ..."
8 Rel4x  608 15.5.2004 16:35 "If they made a habit of that you'd presumably have one of two things happening..."
9 SMILE~  549 17.5.2004 12:20 "*slaps MikeyMoo with a trout..."
10 BigG  511 24.1.2004 3:25 "yeah....why tf is ther not a mens week..."



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