Top 3 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	yoinkster	15	22.5. 20:25	"yeah the thing with the four legs, hes just raped it from underneath"
2	SpookyKid	6	4.6. 21:59	"and rape of your enemies woman is fine"
3	astropoint	5	12.10.2015 18:49	"about the dildos or the fact that you'll be allowed to bring a concealed gun to lectures"

Top 3 beer lovers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	SpookyKid	10	21.11.2015 20:31	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Gotham - 02x09 - Rise of the Villains - A Bitter Pill to Swallow) stats (00:14:54 of 00:44:24)"
2	astropoint	9	25.9.2015 18:51	"also http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2427696/as-the-us-runs-out-of-ipv4-addresses-bt-co... ...nfirms-uk-rollout-of-ipv6 has a slightly more coherant version of my ip6 explanation from last..."
3	ThePenguin	5	19.2. 8:07	"almost too much beer"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	513	8.4. 17:44	"different wireless channel perhaps?"
2	ThePenguin	82	7.9.2015 15:10	"maybe they just could not find the box of nvideo graphic cards?"
3	itsmonktastic	42	5.3. 22:50	"itunes connect or w/e?"
4	shadowqueen	37	24.2. 21:50	"did I ever tell you about the beer festival mead travesty?"
5	barfy	21	31.10.2015 18:13	"and they can recreate someone's face from their body's bone structure?????"
6	Cocodude	17	23.9.2015 12:22	"Manual accounts, i.e. not synched with opendchub?"
7	Powers	16	19.10.2015 19:26	"ah, running it into the ground then?"
8	ZeeClone	10	21.10.2015 22:24	"Astro?"
9	JaPC8008000	5	1.10.2015 18:42	"do i just right click on his name and select the "get file list" option?"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	36	10.4. 16:46	"the magic space man is here SpookyKid, have more mead"
2	SpookyKid	26	6.1. 19:31	"drive home, then have cider"
3	ThePenguin	14	11.11.2015 10:19	"yeah 6am is too early for a pint even for me"
4	shadowqueen	6	3.9.2015 22:00	"is there cider at least?"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	yoinkster	6	14.9.2015 23:34	"if they pay everything (for once) they owe us a cool $600,000 this month :D"
2	astropoint	6	1.11.2015 21:02	"oh cool, I'll let you rewrite twofo live next time then"
3	SpookyKid	5	29.6. 0:17	"cool"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	itsmonktastic	28	28.2. 2:30	"haha"
2	yoinkster	17	26.11.2015 5:44	"oh yeah wait its 0044 here not there haha, i saw pu had last written at 0038 and was like oh he might still be there!"
3	astropoint	17	3.3. 22:18	"lol, looking at my stats I started running seti@home over 16 years ago"
4	SpookyKid	14	21.9.2015 19:36	"hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
5	ThePenguin	11	17.10.2015 14:26	"haha"
6	barfy	6	14.12.2015 21:54	"hehe"

Bad language users

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	yoinkster	154	4.4. 0:21	"yeah he had that, he obviously let his w7 slip into unactivated then fucked it up"
2	astropoint	48	21.2. 0:08	"because fuck the scrare mongering screwy people, most people want to do stuff andd just get on with life, regardless of place of birth or any other crapping thing"
3	SpookyKid	29	9.6. 22:56	"but at this point fuck it"
4	ThePenguin	27	11.11.2015 10:22	"but apparently it still has shit to do before i can play it"
5	BigG	20	14.9.2015 23:10	"It's not like there wasn't already a fucking INTERNATIONAL airport there BEFORE you moved in..."
6	itsmonktastic	11	5.3. 22:18	"yep same sort of bullshit"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	639	28.6. 23:14	"https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/classicthemerestorer/ might help with the shock"
2	yoinkster	202	16.10.2015 21:52	"why don't you look into emulating a mac before you buy one :P"
3	ThePenguin	45	26.9.2015 12:31	"apparently it is actually warm outside :o"
4	SpookyKid	45	1.11.2015 21:01	"as is the case with me :p"
5	itsmonktastic	26	28.2. 0:45	"left if you're looking north, yeah :P"
6	shadowqueen	25	13.10.2015 19:30	"but that is unlikely to happen :p"
7	BigG	18	23.10.2015 23:06	"yoinkster: At least in the UK you would be *forced* to vote Conservative where you live :P"
8	barfy	11	11.10.2015 15:00	"astro: any chance you could check if this is available for download? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi... ...ld_%28film%29"
9	Cocodude	7	23.9.2015 12:14	"Wow, this place is pretty dead :)"
10	Rampage	5	6.2. 13:08	"That sounds like a very managable number :)"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	679	19.9.2015 11:59	"ah"
2	SpookyKid	612	20.8. 13:19	"heh"
3	ThePenguin	59	26.9.2015 14:15	"DoW?"
4	itsmonktastic	49	5.3. 22:42	"haha"
5	shadowqueen	38	14.10.2015 12:42	"aye"
6	barfy	22	25.10.2015 12:37	"oh"
7	Powers	12	20.9.2015 16:54	"mkv"
8	Cocodude	10	23.9.2015 12:59	"OK"
9	ZeeClone	9	12.2. 12:26	"tyvm"
10	BigG	9	19.9.2015 19:23	"Yes"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	254	30.6. 11:02	"I ap#parently no longer have anything capable of reading cpu temps"
2	SpookyKid	77	29.6. 18:21	"this motherboard has less SATA ports than my old one"
3	yoinkster	24	2.12.2015 2:02	"urgh im so tired but I wanna see if these drivers fix JC3 cos if they do I gots to take my pc to work tomo to gaaaaaaaamre"
4	shadowqueen	24	11.11.2015 20:52	"yeah I checked with PC specialist and they'd be quite expensive"
5	ThePenguin	19	16.9.2015 19:53	"oh is this you laptop?"
6	itsmonktastic	11	6.3. 23:01	"I assume I must have fucked up with applying thermal paste or something. I don't have to do much to get my cpu core temps up to 95 (just deleting files a load of files atm)"

Top 6 link advertisers

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	183	7.4. 0:02	"http://ultimateoutsider.com/downloads/"
2	SpookyKid	76	27.7. 20:34	"http://www.startrek.com/article/ultimate-tos-blu-ray-collection-coming-this-fall"
3	yoinkster	24	3.8. 22:31	"so im just here like https://memecrunch.com/image/52842e451605fb4b00000032.jpg?w=400"
4	ThePenguin	12	7.9.2015 11:36	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo"
5	shadowqueen	6	24.8. 21:21	"https://twitter.com/thestrangelog?lang=en"
6	BigG	5	8.9.2015 22:00	"Bwahahahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsSVunH1s1M&feature=youtu.be"

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	246	5.5. 17:18	"I mean it's on a 100kbit upload now, which is only about 50% faster than dialup, but whatever , it works...."
2	SpookyKid	23	10.8. 12:35	"better take extra ammo. Just to be certain..."
3	BigG	9	28.9.2015 2:52	"Oh cock.. I messed the times up, didn't I..."
4	yoinkster	8	28.11.2015 18:42	"so i fired up fedex to track the package and ..."
5	ThePenguin	5	17.11.2015 19:49	"oh wait, that is supergirl..."

Top 8 greeting people

	Nick	Lines Written	Sample Quote
1	astropoint	420	29.11.2015 12:19	"morning SpookyKid"
2	SpookyKid	234	6.3. 10:17	"morning all"
3	shadowqueen	26	13.12.2015 18:56	"morning"
4	ThePenguin	22	7.9.2015 10:29	"good evening peoples"
5	yoinkster	9	14.3. 2:48	"yo pu are you still up"
6	Rampage	7	28.12.2015 18:51	"Morning. How have you been doing?"
7	Powers	5	27.2. 22:07	"hey"
8	itsmonktastic	5	27.2. 21:45	"hi"