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Top 10 greeting people

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  577 29.8. 10:22 "morning"
2 SpookyKid  226 12.12.2014 20:35 "evening shadowqueenie"
3 ThePenguin  75 1.1. 10:52 "morning astro"
4 shadowqueen  43 12.11.2014 8:22 "morning"
5 ZeeClone  8 16.12.2014 21:22 "evening twofo"
6 barfy  7 4.12.2014 16:46 "hi folks"
7 BigG  6 27.1. 19:47 "Evening ThePenguin"
8 yoinkster  5 26.11.2014 23:50 "yo pu can we twist on S13 and S14 of yonder simpsonios ja"
9 Unknown  5 5.4. 10:39 "good morning all"
10 firstchoice  5 5.5. 20:04 "Evening all"



Those who can't complete their sentences...

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  280 19.9.2014 20:34 "and he never returned...."
2 SpookyKid  31 19.8. 2:27 "janeway died a lot in voyager..."
3 BigG  26 27.1. 21:23 "Depends on which team Lancaster picks..."
4 ThePenguin  13 19.7. 15:28 "at least it means i wont be distracted at work tomorrow..."
5 barfy  12 10.6. 18:50 "Max seems to have gone awol as well..."
6 yoinkster  8 18.10.2014 17:00 ""USB Security vulnerability: A symbolic link can be created on the SMB share which grants
access to the root file system." and netgear have only just patched that on the router just..."



Who Rants the most about linux?

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  57 18.4. 9:48 "I have a perl script that does that on linux :P"
2 ThePenguin  14 21.10.2014 21:28 "even if that linux box somewhere is jsut put in their attic with a wire to the back of the windwos
computer"
3 JonSmith  8 1.11.2014 19:27 "I think I'm going to follow a staged process with my Linux exploration"



Twofo's short line writers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  1059 30.12.2014 18:40 "no"
2 SpookyKid  708 4.9.2014 1:22 ":p"
3 ThePenguin  156 18.2. 20:08 "same"
4 shadowqueen  90 28.2. 15:14 ":)"
5 barfy  56 19.11.2014 15:18 "okies"
6 BigG  45 21.4. 21:33 ":D"
7 ZeeClone  18 12.12.2014 10:03 "?"
8 JonSmith  15 11.9.2014 18:55 "wooo"
9 firstchoice  11 5.5. 20:06 "oh"
10 Kegger  5 3.4. 11:57 "ooh"



People who love to ask questions

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  854 14.2. 10:37 "stay home, drink and game?"
2 ThePenguin  236 19.7. 14:48 "why cant we match them at least at one of them?"
3 shadowqueen  92 18.9.2014 18:53 "why on earth did they want that?"
4 barfy  52 6.5. 22:28 "I'm guessing you know them from something in wales?"
5 BigG  38 23.9.2014 21:40 "ThePenguin: [20:29] <BigG`kitchen> Anyone fancy going out to comiserate my turning 30?"
6 JonSmith  17 11.9.2014 18:56 "is queenie going to be there?"
7 ZeeClone  10 14.4. 22:14 "PS or PC gta?"
8 firstchoice  6 5.5. 22:04 "do they have your number down at a different address?"
9 yoinkster  5 7.5. 1:03 "Can I vote if I've been drinking?"
10 Powers  5 2.9.2014 11:54 "but now i dont think the old one will finish, and i dont know if I should remove it cos its funfile, and
they dont like seeding less than 1?"



Those who like to laugh on Twofo

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 SpookyKid  49 31.12.2014 13:51 "rofl"
2 astropoint  39 21.9.2014 18:34 "lol, that's a new method for spam eamils"
3 ThePenguin  38 21.10.2014 21:03 "hehe copy and paste always"
4 BigG  23 7.9.2014 12:41 "Lol fair dues."
5 yoinkster  22 19.6. 22:33 "urgh, ok great, I cant sell it till after the sale. might push the prices up ... hahaha"
6 barfy  9 12.11.2014 17:02 "lol"
7 shadowqueen  5 27.9.2014 18:22 "http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aypx97W_460s_v1.jpg"
8 JonSmith  5 1.11.2014 22:21 "lol found the problem"



Top 4 Twofo pervs

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 yoinkster  29 12.10.2014 0:30 "especially not after I've just moved in and got ass raped on buying all the shit you need to start
a house"
2 astropoint  23 2.12.2014 16:51 "they don't have online porn there, it was banned years ago"
3 SpookyKid  10 16.9.2014 18:40 "or just porn"
4 shadowqueen  5 4.8. 22:53 "and some Alfred Hitchcock and things"



These people can't stop talking about their computer

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  453 12.4. 13:02 "shoved it into a spare computer and copied some of the rarer tv onto it"
2 SpookyKid  110 29.1. 19:32 "computer has been repaired"
3 ThePenguin  68 13.1. 19:09 "have you got a new laptop recently astro?"
4 yoinkster  48 9.11.2014 15:37 "well it would be good to do a proper test because my laptop, my desktop and the fat cunts laptop
are all stuck at "last updated 10 days ago" despite being online and the internet seems..."
5 shadowqueen  14 11.9.2014 18:43 "oh look, a real computer"
6 JonSmith  7 1.11.2014 16:18 "hmm I'm thinking of installing linux on my old laptop"
7 ZeeClone  5 14.4. 22:04 "ah - the therapy of finally throwing out old HDDs"



There aren't words to describe what these 9 users on Twofo are trying to say

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  1457 3.2. 13:31 "sasha would be thrilled to have somebody other than me to fawn over certainly :P"
2 yoinkster  309 1.10.2014 23:28 "and has no children throwing footballs over the fence from next door :D"
3 BigG  119 12.3. 17:12 "He just left early to avoid the rush :("
4 ThePenguin  94 8.4. 19:36 "its fine you acn buy it and download it, then once i get round to buying it i can come and visit and
copy it off your hard drive :P"
5 SpookyKid  64 15.1. 18:06 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tADgYkAfXro"
6 shadowqueen  48 3.5. 21:05 "did I start watching that or another one :/"
7 barfy  36 16.7. 16:38 "and whilst you're there, season 4 and 5 ;)"
8 JonSmith  17 7.9.2014 13:11 "should be plenty drinkable at least :p"
9 Kegger  8 3.4. 11:57 "thanks :D youre a star"



Twofo's cool guys

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  7 2.7. 23:09 "as their houses can no longer cool properly at night"
2 yoinkster  6 11.10.2014 0:36 "looking at the book (what a loser) it seems as though you can use the usb slot into a laptop and
itll set itself up as like a usb monitor, which sounds too cool to be true. gonna haveta try that out"
3 SpookyKid  6 4.10.2014 14:13 "cool"
4 ThePenguin  5 29.3. 14:38 "it all feels pretty cool inside"



Top 7 link advertisers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 astropoint  327 3.11.2014 23:29 "http://www.iflscience.com/space/titans-polar-seas-glint-sunlight"
2 SpookyKid  127 14.9.2014 14:38 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ"
3 ThePenguin  78 18.2. 20:04 "http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunterfanon/images/9/9c/Wut-babka.jpg/revision/latest?cb...
...=20140212003602
again"
4 yoinkster  62 1.9.2014 17:40 "so a bird at work tells me she got another monitor but she cant get it to run extended desktop, only
copy what the other is showing. I ask her how shes plugged it in and she says shes only got one..."
5 BigG  28 16.12.2014 21:17 "Lol http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/12/16/hero-mom-calls-into-cspan-t...
...o-berate-her-arguing-pundit-sons/?tid=sm_fb
"
6 shadowqueen  9 14.9.2014 17:40 "http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/kanye-west-reportedly-stops-sydney...
...-concert-and-asks-fan-in-wheelchair-to-stand-up-9731845.html
"
7 barfy  6 19.11.2014 15:17 "i want to set this torrent going http://torcache.net/torrent/DA0ED1F0F37BF94F109A218FD853394580...
...566B5E.torrent?title=
[kickasstorrents.torrentdownload.link]itv.international.football.2014.11.18.scot..."



Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 ThePenguin  29 8.2. 10:46 "-coin will the corner shop like thing still exist and will have something decent to keep me alive till
other people wake up"
2 astropoint  20 10.9.2014 15:34 "-coin just dump the current homepage and have a massive red sign saying "READ HERE""
3 shadowqueen  11 10.9.2014 18:15 "-coin chinese, curry or grill?"



Bad language users

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 yoinkster  263 28.10.2014 23:44 "fuck you wifi and fuck you this wifi dongle, never again"
2 ThePenguin  50 2.10.2014 0:43 "it is fucking 6 miles each way"
3 astropoint  44 11.10.2014 20:24 "all people want is somebody to give a single shit about some sort of local issue"
4 BigG  39 11.7. 17:48 "They were shite in their second innings. They should have been 550 ahead minimum."
5 SpookyKid  27 8.11.2014 13:28 "fuck it"
6 ZeeClone  5 1.9.2014 23:00 "legal action aint worth shit"



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