Audio Spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	245	30.10.2013 5:21	"Winamp(5.65) playing I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again - I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again - 1967-07-16 - Ulysses (00:03 of 29:51 - [|---------])"
2	SpookyKid	137	1.12.2013 0:15	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.66) playing (Rammstein - Sonne Clawfinger K.O. Remix) stats (93% of 0:04:11 [---------|])"
3	shadowqueen	6	15.9.2013 21:31	"Winamp(5.63) playing (Nightwish - I Want My Tear Back - 320kbps) - (05:08 [|---------])"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	192	27.4. 11:45	"hehe"
2	BigG	113	12.7. 22:06	"Lol http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/76226000/jpg/_76226116_hi023129980.jpg Pretty apt :P"
3	ThePenguin	111	5.1. 10:18	"haha BigG, i saw a similar comment to that:"
4	yoinkster	85	12.9.2013 1:35	"grandmapocalypse ... roffles. does it randomly pick a researched piece do you know or is it just a linear thing"
5	SpookyKid	81	2.9.2013 18:03	"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675 rofl"
6	barfy	44	22.2. 20:49	"lol there's a skyler on here too"
7	LovelyLady	19	7.10.2013 22:23	"hahaha dont have a sweet tooth huh astro"
8	Viper27	11	7.1. 11:53	"and yes i am on campus haha"
9	JonSmith	5	6.1. 23:12	"lol you'll love this"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	835	14.3. 19:30	"this is not counting the ones actually in use in my computer(s)"
2	ThePenguin	169	4.6. 22:23	"i really need to get a new hard drivev"
3	yoinkster	95	7.9.2013 17:33	"me and this graphics card are not going to get along at all, it makes a racket even on farm simulator and coughs every ~second so me thinks this one can go back to yonder shop"
4	SpookyKid	64	2.10.2013 10:18	"could you rig the USB stick so that everytime they used it, it shocked them with a few thousand volts"
5	JonSmith	32	6.2. 22:51	"yeah the amusing thing was when I started this little job they had me fixing all the computers"
6	BigG	20	31.10.2013 18:38	"http://www.asus.com/Motherboards/F2A55M/ <-- Not that board then?? :S"
7	shadowqueen	17	18.1. 23:09	"poor /hot/ noisy laptop"
8	barfy	11	25.1. 11:20	"or maybe don't tell her about *all* the computer visits?"
9	Powers	5	5.10.2013 21:24	"http://www.perpetualpc.net/srtd_zip.html"

Top 8 greeting people

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	702	30.5. 9:34	"morning all"
2	SpookyKid	320	13.12.2013 16:37	"evening yoink"
3	ThePenguin	170	5.9.2013 9:44	"morning all"
4	shadowqueen	126	28.6. 20:57	"evening SpookyKid"
5	BigG	61	30.11.2013 10:16	"Morning"
6	ZeeClone	18	22.1. 18:52	"evening astro"
7	barfy	15	8.3. 14:51	"hello"
8	yoinkster	14	24.1. 19:59	"yo pu, how much time do you have on your hands at the minute :P"

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	ThePenguin	61	19.9.2013 8:14	"-coin take the day off tomorrow"
2	astropoint	38	10.9.2013 13:14	"-coin Skip lunch or go shopping?"
3	shadowqueen	14	2.9.2013 21:01	"-coin curl up in bed?"
4	SpookyKid	5	6.10.2013 18:18	"-coin chinese or tai or indian or pizza"

Top 5 beer lovers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	ThePenguin	61	18.1. 16:41	"i have some beer already, but pizza yeah"
2	astropoint	41	12.11.2013 18:17	"always forgot about it when people who drank beer visited"
3	SpookyKid	30	4.9.2013 18:21	"yes but beer won't be ready for a week"
4	BigG	8	23.11.2013 7:57	"Although 24-2 isn't exactly a stellar situation to be in"
5	barfy	8	5.5. 21:11	"but there's no beer!"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	909	6.6. 22:45	"http://www.coolsport.tv/nfl-hd-stream-1.html seems to have sky sports 1-3"
2	SpookyKid	413	12.9.2013 20:42	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK8B_7n1IdM"
3	ThePenguin	251	21.10.2013 7:38	"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/dislexic/Futurama%20Caps/hooray-zoidberg.jpg"
4	yoinkster	134	1.9.2013 1:03	"http://www.flightradar24.com/"
5	BigG	84	13.2. 16:57	"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26177136 Heh, #2 not guilty."
6	Powers	27	1.2. 9:57	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS896VCVHPo"
7	shadowqueen	21	26.11.2013 17:43	"https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1471202_10100430802805134_128098626... ...9_n.jpg"
8	barfy	15	12.7. 15:08	"Looks like astropointy.no-ip.org has expired!"
9	ZeeClone	8	20.4. 11:53	"-tell SpookyKid http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awrGEQR_460s.jpg"
10	JonSmith	8	5.12.2013 15:49	"may as well post it here actually: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	3937	3.10.2013 13:17	"and has deleted something on a site she runs weith some other people, which I have never seen , have no logins for, is using joomla which is a website development framework I have zero experience..."
2	yoinkster	700	30.5. 23:49	"it does sound handy, does it include useful things like the latest pirated version of winzip or whatever :P"
3	ThePenguin	588	22.6. 17:34	"so did not have to spend £30 :)"
4	BigG	424	13.7. 12:18	"Well. He's obviously not shit, seeing how many runs he has scored at test level :P"
5	SpookyKid	215	31.3. 0:59	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65ZzffW-Cw"
6	barfy	153	25.11.2013 23:18	"Bones is pregnant :O"
7	shadowqueen	96	24.8. 15:26	"phone him :)"
8	JonSmith	41	15.9.2013 19:30	"aren't you still on windows vista queenie? :p"
9	Viper27	15	7.1. 12:07	"also the connection to slave also timed out :p"
10	ZeeClone	13	12.9.2013 21:09	"x509 doesn't seem to like it :("

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	92	12.9.2013 21:10	"https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Postfix is what I have used for generating certificates before , a little bit down the page"
2	ThePenguin	34	6.10.2013 0:39	"i might look at that when im next over in windows, use some random DC version over here on linux"
3	ZeeClone	7	19.4. 17:17	"QNAP NAS: If you didn't like linux before - you'll fucking hate it now"
4	JonSmith	6	6.1. 22:23	"put linux on the win 98 PC and connect the printer to that!"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	210	27.5. 19:11	"don't have a hangover perhaps"
2	ThePenguin	181	9.8. 11:08	"was slightly hungover so went mac and cheese"
3	SpookyKid	89	12.11.2013 18:17	"I have beer in the shed"
4	shadowqueen	29	18.9.2013 14:41	"show him http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA5LzExL2ViL2lZRU5WeFUuZjU3YzUuanBnC... ...nAJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg5NjAwPg/d2329a70/f05/iYENVxU.jpg :p"
5	barfy	22	27.4. 21:10	"the cider part sounds good"
6	yoinkster	16	12.12.2013 21:39	"that man is like a public me and you FUCK YOU ALL FUCK THE WORLD IM A BITTER AND TWISTED OLD MAN"
7	BigG	11	4.12.2013 18:29	"On second thoughts, I'll drink beer and watch the mixer make pizza dough. Life is tough."

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	676	21.9.2013 19:29	"an octopus just floated past my window...."
2	BigG	60	2.8. 0:10	"TBF, still not had any significant issues..."
3	barfy	44	25.1. 11:25	"I might have before already..."
4	ThePenguin	38	20.1. 18:50	"two broken legs; still more fun that stoke..."
5	SpookyKid	20	3.12.2013 23:06	"as much as I would dearly love to visit campus again..."
6	yoinkster	16	25.9.2013 22:34	"im no genius either but from my extensive playing of monopoly, im fairly certain when shit hits the fan you get rid of those little cards ..."
7	Gearog	10	30.9.2013 11:41	"i'm only running windows firewall..."

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	34	21.3. 15:22	"yeah cool, gizzus a shoot when yer ready (:"
2	astropoint	21	22.2. 18:01	"you used to be cool :("
3	SpookyKid	15	22.10.2013 21:59	"I supose if I only do batches of 3-4 episodes at a time and then give it time to cool down it should be fine"
4	ThePenguin	12	20.10.2013 16:13	"yep, just kind of cool"
5	barfy	6	16.4. 22:15	"it's pretty cool"

Top 4 stats freaks

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	162	18.11.2013 13:51	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (The Simpsons - 25z05 - Labor Pains) stats (00:00:19 of 00:21:09)"
2	astropoint	37	6.2. 22:36	"a chatkill being defined as a 5 min silence following 5 mins of chat at at least 5 lines/minute"
3	yoinkster	10	13.9.2013 13:46	"interesting ... and what are your stats for all the thingies ... I think this is where youve made your difference"
4	ThePenguin	9	3.10.2013 23:37	"is that overall stats?"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1505	5.9.2013 11:04	"and the odds forever in my favour?"
2	ThePenguin	591	30.9.2013 18:22	"oh i see the how to connect thing the dog spits out when people connect has changed, fun and exciting things happening here today?"
3	barfy	230	13.10.2013 21:46	"can we get more trailer park boys?"
4	shadowqueen	138	18.9.2013 10:44	"funfilled day ahead?"
5	BigG	84	13.7. 12:19	"But yeah, when was the last time he played something other than international cricket?"
6	JonSmith	39	6.2. 23:24	"can they fix computers?"
7	Powers	37	5.10.2013 21:31	"hmm, do i use my normal login for the ftp? or antother?"
8	ZeeClone	22	2.2. 16:34	"how do I watch channel four without an aerial?"
9	Viper27	12	7.1. 11:47	"Umm. I cant seem to connect to anyone else?"
10	LovelyLady	12	4.10.2013 17:30	"potato and tofu maybe?"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	2548	22.11.2013 17:39	"nope"
2	SpookyKid	1067	5.4. 9:54	"nope"
3	BigG	265	21.7. 22:02	"¬_¬"
4	ThePenguin	248	23.1. 21:46	"haha"
5	shadowqueen	239	15.9.2013 22:28	"JELLY"
6	barfy	200	5.5. 21:18	"ok ok"
7	ZeeClone	67	6.4. 12:32	"yup"
8	LovelyLady	33	27.10.2013 20:28	">:o"
9	JonSmith	31	6.1. 18:58	"test"
10	Viper27	30	7.1. 12:06	"yup"

Twofo's top 3 spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	152	19.4. 21:17	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic (<body onload='controlsInit("K%... ...3a%5cTV%20-%20Active%20Series%5cHave%20I%20Got%20News%20For%20You%5cSeries..."
2	astropoint	54	8.12.2013 22:07	"oh spam, you do amuse me"
3	ThePenguin	6	21.11.2013 21:15	"[21:13] <Dogtanian> ThePenguin with IP: 31.55.20.80 has been kicked for spamming!"

Bad language users

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	497	3.1. 2:32	"yeah 60p, how will I cope ... its got other shit as well though, not just more maps"
2	ThePenguin	146	25.5. 22:16	"fuck UKIP are only a few percent behind labour in the north east"
3	BigG	96	29.1. 19:23	"The "hidden shit in the corners and sides" is /really/ sucky from a HCI POV, but once you know where everything is, it is not that bad"
4	astropoint	93	4.9.2013 12:56	"fuck shit crap damn fuck"
5	SpookyKid	51	11.5. 15:58	"and everythings in fucking unecessary 3D"
6	ZeeClone	9	9.4. 22:59	"fuck no"
7	barfy	8	22.2. 19:33	"fuck. wolf of wallstreet is 3 hours long?!"
8	LovelyLady	7	8.10.2013 16:47	"guess who fucked up her rice"
9	shadowqueen	5	23.11.2013 22:25	"get the fuck to the duck"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	275	2.10.2013 12:24	"heh"
2	BigG	41	8.1. 22:38	"Heh"
3	shadowqueen	19	27.6. 20:51	"heh"
4	barfy	8	4.1. 23:05	"heh"

Top 6 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	48	27.5. 17:32	"bahahahaha have you heard that the fanbois at crapple have been utterly raped"
2	astropoint	39	6.10.2013 0:51	"or is that a hint you have a screen dedicated to porn or something and don't want to show it"
3	SpookyKid	26	2.10.2013 15:20	"wookies are always sexy"
4	ThePenguin	15	21.3. 18:13	"hit someone with a dildo move on with life"
5	BigG	13	23.9.2013 22:40	"*I* could make it play video. But what do I risk cocking up whilst doing so,"
6	barfy	9	22.3. 11:01	"but yoink, commission sucks"