Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1274	10.10.2012 20:34	"seemed fine for me...."
2	Phipli	371	10.12.2012 23:16	"might even be able to find a cow if I look down by the river...."
3	ThePenguin	303	9.5. 11:58	"right lets see what i can do to the pdf in gimp, maybe i can cut the boders down..."
4	BigG	89	16.8. 20:51	"Unless that is xdebug going spazoid, of course..."
5	shadowqueen	67	16.11.2012 12:20	"I would highly recommend logging into ITL and checking the photos of last night..."
6	SpookyKid	60	20.2. 10:36	"hmmm a ginger goth, could such a thing be..."
7	itsmonktastic	53	4.7. 22:41	"I think instead of buying something from the gog.com sale I will just spend some time enjoying one of the many stupid number of things I've already been tricked into buying..."
8	TheOneFromWestwood	50	10.12.2012 0:06	"and ... requires way too many equipments that i don't have ..."
9	yoinkster	36	7.9.2012 19:47	"yeah you know, the one thats not announced, has no confirmed features ..."
10	barfy	21	16.1. 15:16	"internet is slow. had to choose one of the first ones that showed up..."

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1385	5.6. 18:34	"I have a computer here to format"
2	ThePenguin	711	14.6. 0:25	"yeah 95% is probably not going to be good for a computer"
3	SpookyKid	182	6.7. 21:08	"christ what is taking up all of my processor"
4	Phipli	139	21.11.2012 23:28	"bigG : my work figured it was simple to give most people a laptop"
5	yoinkster	90	3.12.2012 18:53	"everyone attaches certain value to certain things and I don't think a downloaded pc game is worth much more than 4 or 5 quid :P"
6	shadowqueen	64	30.12.2012 12:20	"last time I played that I tried playing it on a computer that gave me 8fps when any action actually occurred"
7	Kegger	39	12.9.2012 9:14	""unsorted - leamington pc""
8	Powers	33	16.3. 17:30	"rearrange HDD connectors?"
9	BigG	29	22.11.2012 21:06	"Heh, that's not half bad that hdd."
10	JonSmith	24	23.9.2012 19:45	"bleh had to fix all the settings like AHCI mode and then it started booting from my HDD instead of my SSD"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	ThePenguin	66	30.6. 10:45	"so i was feeling slightly bored so started listening to random.wav files on my computer to find a new notification noise and ended up with ~500 1 second noises from one game, and it sounded..."
2	yoinkster	46	26.2. 19:28	"cool, wonderd if they had made it betterer this time but guess nay"
3	SpookyKid	45	19.6. 16:08	"cool. what do I win"
4	astropoint	27	7.2. 11:51	"meaning new sensor + coolant"
5	itsmonktastic	18	9.6. 13:57	"ahh cool, yeah I guess web tech wasn't really done much in my course"
6	Phipli	10	17.10.2012 21:08	"where do you buy coolant for your car?"
7	Powers	9	14.11.2012 7:39	"uncool, disease, uncool"
8	shadowqueen	8	8.10.2012 13:52	"they were pretty cool"
9	Rampage	5	12.1. 12:00	"ah cool, my mistake"

Twofo's top 6 spammers

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	249	12.1. 1:23	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (The Big Bang Theory - 1x01 - Pilot) stats (00:00:04 of 00:22:55)"
2	astropoint	66	4.9.2012 23:10	"they are on here and ask how to download from the Dogtanian links which get spammed up"
3	ThePenguin	13	31.5. 11:05	"although this will have to be put on hold for awhile, somehow virgin have worked out it is not worth spamming uni rooms with internet ads"
4	Phipli	12	3.9.2012 16:14	* Phipli doesn't spam :(
5	yoinkster	5	21.10.2012 1:31	"ah pu, did I see you spam dark shadows the other day"
6	BigG	5	21.1. 22:07	"Heh... that's a lot of DT spam."

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	ThePenguin	207	1.4. 12:29	"i did consider putting the effort in to restart into linux just to do that, but im not sure i actually want to know"
2	astropoint	198	20.8. 19:12	"clearly you are not installing enough linux steam games"
3	Phipli	20	15.9.2012 12:48	"have they released linux steam yet?"
4	itsmonktastic	16	14.6. 14:24	"does the hub run on ubuntu or debian?"
5	BigG	13	4.9.2012 23:02	"Tux: Ugh, svchost randomly using about 200MB?"
6	SpookyKid	10	4.9.2012 22:53	"evening Tux"
7	Rampage	6	31.12.2012 14:16	"I've started using it, custom Linux base with XBMC"

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	881	3.9.2012 16:31	"morning big"
2	SpookyKid	403	13.8. 18:47	"morning astro"
3	ThePenguin	373	29.1. 8:41	"morning people"
4	BigG	278	29.7. 18:28	"Evening all"
5	shadowqueen	235	2.7. 22:32	"good evening SpookyKid"
6	Phipli	130	8.10.2012 17:43	"evening mr spooky"
7	itsmonktastic	46	20.8. 15:31	"morning! http://wtfevolution.tumblr.com/"
8	NakedDaro	42	25.9.2012 19:49	"Hello pupoint"
9	Kegger	42	6.3. 10:58	"Hey"
10	TheOneFromWestwood	34	4.2. 23:55	"hey, i saw that on reddit yesterday"

Audio Spammers

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	419	8.9.2012 15:20	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (Coheed & Cambria - Welcome Home) stats (2% of 0:06:16 [|---------])"
2	Phipli	385	12.12.2012 23:09	* Phiplii is listening to the Rock track "Metal Machine Music, Part I" by Lou Reed in iTunes
3	shadowqueen	279	28.12.2012 18:35	* shadowqueen is playing Alestorm - Death Throes of the Terrorsqui at 320kbps (00:04 - 07:46 [|---------]) http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen
4	astropoint	218	14.6. 1:32	"Winamp 5.63 is playing Men From The Ministry - Men From The Ministry - 68-02-18 - The Battle Of The River Thames {32kbps} (00:11 of 27:38 [|---------])"
5	yoinkster	61	18.12.2012 22:14	"yoinkster is listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe {00:16 of 03:13 || [|---------]} so you should be too. {more awesomes music at http://www.last.fm/user/yoinkster/ }"

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	76	2.12.2012 22:40	"yes, rocking my sexy hawiian {sp} shirt"
2	astropoint	72	11.9.2012 22:46	"they have cocked it up"
3	SpookyKid	62	31.8. 19:50	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (Moonspell - Opus Diabolicum) stats (4% of 0:04:22 [|---------])"
4	shadowqueen	62	20.11.2012 18:37	"http://io9.com/5962104/swedish-woman-charged-for-sexing-herself-with-human-skeletons"
5	ThePenguin	38	8.3. 1:12	"people would actually accidentally search for porn in the main chat?"
6	Powers	24	8.10.2012 21:36	"you go horny person!"
7	Phipli	22	1.9.2012 10:47	"because things suck"
8	BigG	11	1.9.2012 10:07	"Let's hope that I do not cock this on up as much as I did the last one :P"
9	itsmonktastic	7	22.7. 10:28	"if a parent wants to look at porn but prevent their child from doing so, then what does david cameron think they should do? I just."
10	JonSmith	6	8.10.2012 13:39	"you know I was talking to another female who also said dildo, I think there's an untapped market here"

Top 5 stats freaks

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	294	14.12.2012 23:41	"just a way to get me out of ever getting a chatkill as long as he's online"
2	astropoint	114	12.12.2012 14:58	"I was very tempted to point her at the overall stats for here and ask if I was allowed to dump the 1.whatever million lines in to pad things out"
3	ThePenguin	64	14.12.2012 12:00	"that is true, if you ever commit a crime you can probably use those stats as an alibi..."
4	Phipli	13	10.12.2012 23:26	"ah, although, to be fair, a portion (not small) of my stats are linux boxes..."
5	shadowqueen	9	11.1. 20:05	"that would have been a good chatkill"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	404	11.10.2012 0:36	"hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!"
2	ThePenguin	324	6.6. 18:34	"hehe drinking, currently im enjoy some water/food and rubbing moisturiser on my sunburn to help it recover :P"
3	astropoint	275	12.10.2012 17:09	""Nope" <hehehehehe> "Not until next Thursday anyway, sorry""
4	BigG	200	27.9.2012 0:00	"http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/26/vandals_install_linux_on_congressman_office_computers/ Lol"
5	Phipli	126	25.12.2012 11:03	"hehe"
6	yoinkster	125	4.3. 18:59	"haha a few months ago I got a spam circular from american express telling me I could have a great credit card with a great rate of just 348076304847% and would I please just sign her and theyll..."
7	itsmonktastic	108	4.7. 22:37	"hehe, old games that can't detect memory correctly XD"
8	shadowqueen	47	10.11.2012 20:46	"http://static.blol.me/photos/1267043921957.jpg that but with penguins"
9	Vanish	39	2.10.2012 15:00	"lol you dont sound too convinced =-p"
10	TheOneFromWestwood	37	10.12.2012 0:06	"no one's around to finish it lol"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	5375	26.10.2012 17:15	"woooo"
2	SpookyKid	2300	24.4. 23:06	"lol"
3	Phipli	1714	14.9.2012 1:05	"hehe"
4	shadowqueen	1088	28.12.2012 1:23	"ETMS?"
5	BigG	519	8.11.2012 18:52	"Cock."
6	ThePenguin	319	15.12.2012 0:50	"edit*"
7	itsmonktastic	286	14.6. 11:12	"cool"
8	Powers	220	19.9.2012 19:06	"'"
9	Kegger	212	10.9.2012 22:57	"Oh"
10	TheOneFromWestwood	175	9.12.2012 3:21	"lol"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1262	30.4. 23:39	"http://cheezburger.com/2996979712"
2	SpookyKid	510	10.12.2012 0:12	"http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/10198/caramel-cheesecake"
3	ThePenguin	468	3.3. 1:27	"this is probably almost not useless http://vimeo.com/60475086#"
4	Phipli	292	14.1. 23:23	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8d80o8rUE"
5	Powers	259	20.1. 15:25	"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uR4dSJ4ffQs/UPtf09capJI/AAAAAAAAZK4/C5vMc1Mg1yY/s1600/1.gif"
6	yoinkster	222	27.4. 20:54	"https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/375136_10151578248594207_372414148_... ...n.png"
7	shadowqueen	90	4.9.2012 15:21	"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEg4SEch27w"
8	BigG	55	6.9.2012 15:48	"-tell yoinkster You can have whatever the hell you like :P I can do a url decode on it, which would change all the %xx to the actual character, or I could be more cunning and strip the http://... crap..."
9	itsmonktastic	17	24.6. 16:26	"astropoint: might want to remove the redirect of http://www.twofo.co.uk/live.php to http://www.two... ...fo.co.uk/livesocketastro.php"
10	JonSmith	12	20.11.2012 1:51	"-tell shadowqueen http://i.imgur.com/CGbQC.jpg"

Bad language users

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	658	15.8. 13:08	"I always check my voicemail because that little icon really fucks me off"
2	ThePenguin	133	22.12.2012 0:54	"as the point of the scene is to get across that marcellus wallus does not look like a bitch and should not be fucked with"
3	Phipli	94	26.11.2012 12:20	"and as I'm the boring type of bastard who wonders "hum, can I get up there""
4	astropoint	90	24.6. 19:25	"fuck knows what has happened to it"
5	SpookyKid	83	13.4. 7:54	"fuck me, morning BigG"
6	BigG	72	16.8. 20:47	"No, it's mainly that Google maps is as laggy as fuck for me (not just here, but at work too!("
7	shadowqueen	34	9.7. 17:13	"for anyone interested: http://www.danes-insects.org.uk/Images/Harmonia%20axyridis%20larva%20... ...Darley%20Park%202005.06.28%20%20-%202.JPG that horrific little bastard was the one trying..."
8	Powers	25	16.9.2012 21:56	"and I didnt want to fuck things up for everybody else too"
9	NakedDaro	22	23.9.2012 20:28	"See, I use Ash as my remote control. But unfortunately, he's got this shit called 'free will'"
10	itsmonktastic	13	20.7. 8:17	"so fucking slow, with no feedback as to what is going on"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	ThePenguin	630	2.7. 12:03	"whiskey, we are alright"
2	astropoint	416	3.1. 23:15	"looking through the bottom of beer glasses does not count as being blind"
3	shadowqueen	115	23.7. 20:52	"-coin gin and lemonade?"
4	Phipli	100	31.12.2012 21:14	"but everyone knows that food and alcohol makes life merry"
5	SpookyKid	92	11.10.2012 20:31	"mead beats all other alcohoic beverages"
6	BigG	46	30.8. 17:07	"-coin beer or cider or wine?"
7	yoinkster	34	25.9.2012 23:54	"have another whiskey pu"
8	Powers	33	2.11.2012 18:05	"whadaya know? it IS beer time"
9	Kegger	7	5.9.2012 21:09	"I really want a glass of wine, but I convinced myself Tuesday's Fridays and Saturday's were drinking days, lest I add alcoholic to the llist of loser qualities"
10	barfy	7	6.4. 19:37	"lol some people keep guns, astro keeps vodka..."

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	2784	22.9.2012 12:37	"assuming you can't connect to Powers either then, maybe try changing the port number you are using?"
2	ThePenguin	1800	8.1. 0:07	"yeah i think my phone was breaking something, did you say there was a live version designed for phones?"
3	Phipli	1259	4.11.2012 21:51	"what make and model is the router?"
4	shadowqueen	567	9.10.2012 15:53	"was half the stuff on there actually serious?"
5	Powers	191	12.9.2012 19:07	"they had 720p back in the 90s?"
6	itsmonktastic	180	9.6. 13:22	"is there still a 5gb min share?"
7	BigG	161	17.10.2012 15:49	"astropoint: Could you put the avengers on the server?"
8	TheOneFromWestwood	150	30.3. 11:58	"anyone playing bioshock infinite?"
9	SpookyKid	134	9.12.2012 2:38	"got bored or forget your password?"
10	Kegger	132	3.10.2012 13:46	"you don't get anything?"

Top 8 beer lovers

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	ThePenguin	188	12.3. 19:02	"sadly JonSmith apparently cooking takes time so it is only beer at the moment, but at the moment that is good enough"
2	astropoint	71	14.2. 13:28	"I do not like either ale or mead ;)"
3	Phipli	45	16.11.2012 20:37	"-coin hot chocolate or beer?"
4	BigG	32	10.10.2012 18:03	""As dawn breaks on the rolling hills of the south west, the fresh smell of dewy grass and vibrant woodlands fill the crisp air. The noble stag stands as king, a figure of regal strength. Forever..."
5	SpookyKid	31	1.10.2012 21:51	"because I'm bitter and twisted"
6	Powers	25	14.2. 17:38	"you coming to the real ale festival pghilip?"
7	shadowqueen	21	28.12.2012 18:43	* shadowqueen is playing Alestorm - Wenches & Mead at 320kbps (00:04 - 03:42 [|---------]) http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen
8	yoinkster	11	2.11.2012 18:32	"beer and pizza service sounds fucking genius :P"

Top 7 quoting people

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	83	14.1. 22:42	"[22:28:11] <yoinkster> and thats not going to be for the one or two cool times every 5 years I go into oxford city centre"
2	ThePenguin	17	25.2. 9:55	""[09:52] <ThePenguin> apart from being the only person here it looks normal"
3	SpookyKid	16	24.7. 20:48	"[20:41] <BigG`kitchen> Everybody needs a computer in the kitchen, right? - wow, BigG has become so domesticated he's confined to the kitchen"
4	shadowqueen	14	5.1. 19:50	"[19:48] <Phiplii> lent on the button?"
5	Phipli	13	1.1. 0:27	""[00:26:47] <Dogtanian> astropoint: The time sponsored by twofo is "Tue Jan 1 00:26:48 GMT 2013"""
6	yoinkster	5	6.9.2012 0:01	"-tell MobileBigG [23:49] <yoinkster> is there a clever way we could shove the jibberish into a parser so the dog can say "new shit here: <unreadable link> (<readable format with..."
7	BigG	5	13.9.2012 17:20	"<Kat> Using sub-queries *is* a hacky way of doing things :P"

Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	81	13.11.2012 1:12	"if you want a little bit more protection, follow one of the guides at http://www.twofo.co.uk/wiki/index... ....php/Firewalling to firewall off non resnet connections from your DC++"
2	yoinkster	8	7.12.2012 22:14	"I didnt know there was such a thing as resnet wireless"
3	ThePenguin	8	3.6. 8:55	"also is it possible to make your script response to -resnet mention the person who said it, people might not read it based on the idea that it is not being said to them"
4	SpookyKid	7	4.9.2012 14:17	"resnet was always quite good when I was there"

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	Phipli	58	28.12.2012 2:28	"-coin block dog until astro fixes whatever he has broken?"
2	shadowqueen	57	26.2. 17:11	"-coin finish work for the day?"
3	ThePenguin	27	3.1. 23:17	"-coin download kelly clarkson"
4	astropoint	25	16.1. 19:38	"-coin game or hard drive"
5	BigG	21	21.4. 19:10	"-coin"
6	SpookyKid	8	25.12.2012 11:13	"-coin start on thr baileys?"
7	Kegger	7	3.1. 14:07	"-coin will it make my computer less sad?"
8	yoinkster	6	29.8. 23:03	"-coin celebration fag"
9	itsmonktastic	5	19.7. 9:33	"-flip work or nethack?"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	548	14.12.2012 23:53	"heh"
2	Phipli	175	3.1. 0:36	"heh"
3	BigG	102	17.12.2012 22:13	"Heh"
4	shadowqueen	50	22.1. 12:04	"heh"
5	itsmonktastic	7	22.7. 10:42	"heh"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Lines Written	Random Quote
1	astropoint	6960	30.6. 20:55	"Media Player Classic (Playing): Scrubs - 1x19 - My Old Man - 00:09:05/00:22:12"
2	ThePenguin	1874	12.12.2012 11:39	"ah, i looked at that word and wondered if i had made the wrong call, luckily you are always their to help my grammer :P"
3	yoinkster	1080	4.7. 20:41	"but if you cannae make it, s'no problem, its a rather late piece of planning :P"
4	BigG	667	16.8. 20:53	"Well... I say Chrome... I *actually* mean SRWare Iron :)"
5	Phipli	552	11.9.2012 20:23	"she's only been like this since living with you :p"
6	shadowqueen	524	7.11.2012 17:56	"awww Clive Dunn has died :("
7	itsmonktastic	265	20.7. 21:38	"this is definitely a new one for me :P"
8	SpookyKid	204	1.9.2012 15:18	":("
9	Kegger	178	22.3. 17:36	"oh jeez, no wireless card. ARGH O_O"
10	NakedDaro	137	23.9.2012 19:58	"Ah. I was waking up around then :P"