Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	9	12.2. 20:44	"-movie garry glen ross"
2	SpookyKid	8	18.8. 0:21	"-film war games"
3	MaiB	5	17.11.2011 10:32	"-randomfilm"

Top 8 quoting people

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	183	20.12.2011 21:23	"<astro> I would never say such a thing"
2	mids	22	1.9.2011 20:27	"[20:28:34] <woof> 'Sons Of Anarchy - 4x01 - Season 4, Episode 1' airs on Sep 06 2011."
3	BigG	20	18.10.2011 23:05	"[22:59] <@astro> | well, that is the java notation sort of"
4	yoinkster	17	2.4. 20:58	"[15:23] <astropointy> hence I am a picture of calmness and serenity (and the desire to nap at my desk) in a sea of frustration and broken dreams"
5	shadowqueen	12	11.10.2011 0:39	"[00:35] <astro> find hole, stick thingie in it <- lolwut"
6	willfir	11	27.9.2011 21:53	"the odd "<name> hates men" keeps me chuckling at my situation in life"
7	Phipli	11	27.8. 21:36	"[21:31:35] <astro> we shall eat out jelly and cake now"
8	Anubis	6	9.10.2011 0:24	"[10:24:32] <mids> i'd sacrifice bjs for a month to not set foot in a house of god in a second << Think long and hard about that :P"

Top 3 Twofo Geeks

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	27	27.4. 12:23	"little class of german geeks aren';t you :p"
2	shadowqueen	12	20.11.2011 16:38	"http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/e82f/"
3	Phipli	6	15.11.2011 23:37	"astro : I think that is the single most geeky text I've ever got"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	SpookyKid	162	3.12.2011 19:47	"heh"
2	BigG	135	21.6. 12:03	"heh"
3	Phipli	108	21.8. 16:52	"heh"
4	Zeus	87	24.10.2011 18:57	"heh"
5	shadowqueen	49	14.5. 23:05	"heh"
6	mids	43	22.1. 12:27	"heh"
7	willfir	40	19.10.2011 21:03	"heh"
8	JonSmith	12	23.5. 22:39	"heh"
9	itsmonktastic	11	9.10.2011 23:55	"heh"

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	7047	8.10.2011 12:14	"lol"
2	Phipli	2859	20.3. 19:18	"nah"
3	mids	2110	8.9.2011 23:22	"lol"
4	shadowqueen	1923	27.10.2011 18:12	"tea++"
5	Zeus	1609	20.1. 20:45	"+5"
6	willfir	1407	26.1. 23:48	"fair"
7	BigG	1243	22.9.2011 19:59	":P"
8	SpookyKid	624	20.11.2011 23:01	"back"
9	Powers	408	20.9.2011 21:46	"YES!"
10	Anubis	343	22.3. 2:08	"no"

Bad language users

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	mids	1857	15.1. 18:00	"man that was some ninja shit"
2	willfir	918	6.9.2011 0:41	"you ain't got no styyle motherfucker"
3	yoinkster	858	8.6. 0:14	"my first goto guy wouldve been matty but hes gone all gay and shit :P"
4	Zeus	450	4.12.2011 18:28	"they are fucking awesome"
5	BigG	229	1.9.2011 22:02	"How the FUCK are all of England's pool games on a Saturday?!"
6	Phipli	150	15.8. 16:26	":) other than bastards SpookyKid"
7	shadowqueen	147	26.10.2011 18:58	"meet simon in lamington when i'm done doing my shit, then he was going to drive back to mine"
8	astropoint	66	17.10.2011 13:14	"for being even shitter"
9	Anubis	59	11.4. 10:38	"so I took the 'fuckit' approach"
10	Powers	45	24.2. 13:43	"plus, theyre fucking dead"

Who really can't be bothered to make a decision for themselves

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	Phipli	130	6.9.2011 18:27	"-coin piss housemate off with loud breakcore?"
2	shadowqueen	129	13.10.2011 15:38	"-coin nap or essay or game"
3	willfir	112	15.11.2011 22:15	"-coin will they be stopped by glom of nit?"
4	Zeus	81	16.10.2011 16:28	"-coin beer or tea or coffee?"
5	astropoint	79	29.10.2011 16:10	"-coin take some time out one day and 7 the machine?"
6	mids	57	11.11.2011 22:22	"-coin house or darpa's mega array"
7	BigG	37	2.1. 0:39	"-coin more wine?"
8	MaiB	27	21.11.2011 22:34	"-coin"
9	yoinkster	17	11.3. 13:20	"-coin west brom or swansea"
10	SpookyKid	16	3.12.2011 18:53	"-coin download brotherhood of the wolf?"

Worst 10 offenders for bad typing

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	640	7.9.2011 0:22	"*type crap continually about it"
2	Phipli	136	21.1. 11:47	"*idle"
3	Zeus	81	4.12.2011 11:13	"100*"
4	shadowqueen	76	9.9.2011 13:04	"* http://www.designworklife.com/2011/09/08/nick-agin-personal-projects/"
5	willfir	52	28.10.2011 21:45	"*blood"
6	JonSmith	36	1.5. 22:44	"*me"
7	yoinkster	35	2.9.2011 23:32	"*free fuel for one year prize is a cheque for £1,920 which represents the average annual spend"
8	zsolmanz	31	29.4. 19:57	"my*"
9	mids	31	14.10.2011 22:11	"me*"
10	Kegger	27	18.1. 9:33	"*i'll give it the same trial no."

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	4788	11.5. 10:51	"and/or dare I ask how it went?"
2	Phipli	2052	11.5. 11:26	"perhaps you should drink more to help your heart recover?"
3	Zeus	1193	15.10.2011 14:48	"oh the !setpassword command shows up on live?"
4	shadowqueen	1146	13.10.2011 20:30	"sugArfreak: do you think you'll want to get a job in wales at the end of uni?"
5	mids	951	1.9.2011 0:20	"hello ladies, what halls you in?"
6	willfir	753	29.9.2011 13:53	"i could foil it i guess?"
7	BigG	512	30.5. 21:46	"I mean, what, 10 rules?"
8	Powers	335	27.9.2011 10:36	"hey astro, can you put a torrent on the server?"
9	SpookyKid	319	17.8. 23:16	"just out of interest, what do you guys think?"
10	JonSmith	237	7.9.2011 19:56	"ok, how much do you want for it?"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	7635	8.12.2011 17:09	"the point remains :P"
2	BigG	2066	18.10.2011 19:56	"X6 is every 90 mins, btw :P"
3	yoinkster	1395	19.7. 21:52	"although itll probably pop up on the daily deal in minute, they seem to be running out of offers :p"
4	shadowqueen	1348	8.10.2011 14:17	"but cake i generally use plain flour :)"
5	Phipli	825	30.10.2011 12:47	"as it was I was nearly 2 hours later than the agreed time... :s"
6	mids	776	6.9.2011 1:24	"it hurts to drink it :P"
7	Zeus	753	10.9.2011 16:27	"thats my contribution :p"
8	willfir	739	28.10.2011 15:24	"james make puserve be faster :( thought you said it would be well again some time last night"
9	Kegger	320	28.11.2011 16:17	"whats with the lack of twofo social pictures in 2011? :("
10	zsolmanz	229	29.4. 18:14	"Downloading is fine too :)"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	75	17.1. 23:01	""its cool lads, you can bin those stubs, we'll send you a statement each time with your numbers""
2	mids	41	1.10.2011 11:09	"found this random basement bar dungeon thing with cells in that was cool"
3	willfir	27	2.9.2011 1:49	"but nothing as cool as glas sbeads"
4	BigG	23	24.10.2011 22:40	"Ah cool, is that the updated version of mine?"
5	astropoint	22	18.1. 11:35	"and it would keep your computer nice and cool"
6	SpookyKid	15	20.5. 23:23	"found some on bleedingcool.com"
7	Powers	13	19.2. 21:38	"sounds cool"
8	Anubis	11	8.10.2011 14:31	"no that's cool"
9	itsmonktastic	9	20.10.2011 22:35	"mich: cool"
10	Phipli	8	21.8. 8:24	"the german one looks so cool though"

Audio Spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	mids	312	12.12.2011 20:25	"Winamp 5.621 playing "Little Feat - Oh Atlanta [Live]" (0:00:35/0:04:20) at 320kbps in 5.1 DTS"
2	astropoint	201	6.3. 1:39	"Winamp 5.62 is playing Horne, Kenneth - Round the Horne - 68-03-03 - Thoroughly Modern Willy {128kbps} (00:12 of 31:16 [|---------])"
3	shadowqueen	165	21.11.2011 19:39	* shadowqueen is playing Kamelot - One of the Hunted at 160kbps (01:21 - 05:27 [-- |-------]) http://www.last.fm/user/shadow-queen
4	SpookyKid	124	19.3. 16:40	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (Nightwish - She Is My Sin) stats (4% of 0:04:45 [|---------])"
5	Phipli	82	15.9.2011 9:58	* Phipliii is listening to the track "Eyesight To The Blind (The Hawker) - Original Album Version" by The Who for the 1st time in Spotify
6	willfir	73	27.9.2011 22:27	"Winamp (5.60) playing (David Guetta Feat Flo Rida & Nicki Minaj - Where Them Girls At - 320kbps ) - (00:04 of 03:14 [|---------])"
7	BigG	55	11.10.2011 22:43	"foobar2000 v1.1.7 is 24% through "Jamiroquai - Space Cowboy" (192kbps [1:34 [-- |-------] 6:26]) from BigG's Music Collection of Win(TM) http://www.last.fm/user/BigG~/"
8	yoinkster	52	13.12.2011 22:08	"yoinkster is listening to Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, track number 04 from the album American Idiot {02:21 of 04:20 || [-----|----]} so you should be too. {more awesomes music at http://w..."
9	Zeus	20	9.11.2011 6:31	"Winamp(5.58) playing (Led Zeppelin - The Battle Of Evermore - 830kbps) - (0:05:52 [|---------])"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	358	12.1. 12:18	"you mean the _a_ cider you had last night?"
2	mids	273	24.9.2011 19:24	"we could go to pinner cause there's some decent pubs there. I suspect Phil might be tres tired though. I probably shoulda gone to the shop and bought beer"
3	shadowqueen	239	8.11.2011 14:26	"then i can feed you vast amounts of alcohol before we watch it?"
4	Phipli	228	11.2. 19:56	"cider and lemon cake"
5	BigG	125	18.10.2011 20:30	"Still not gone to get that beer >.<"
6	Zeus	89	1.9.2011 8:36	"also..... how can i wake up hungover"
7	willfir	80	4.9.2011 22:30	"and very nearly the same alcohol/pence as regular fosters"
8	SpookyKid	31	23.5. 18:24	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.62) playing (Alestorm - I Am A Cider Drinker (Bonus Track)) stats (6% of 0:02:58 [|---------])"
9	yoinkster	26	10.8. 19:49	"(don't forget to take the whiskey bottle)"
10	Powers	17	26.2. 8:02	"and then had 3 pints"

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1446	14.10.2011 1:31	"ninja like she came, bid goodnight, and vanished into the gloom......"
2	Zeus	476	16.10.2011 17:30	"foreveralone.jpg............."
3	Phipli	457	13.5. 17:19	"and the VALKNUT command shows this..."
4	shadowqueen	239	26.8. 0:52	"this server thing you do...."
5	BigG	220	20.3. 17:01	"Helps to plug it into the correct network port..."
6	MaiB	87	20.11.2011 14:32	"Your loss actually :p I was gonna bring cake..."
7	zsolmanz	82	2.5. 2:45	"I can't remember which. I think I may have met him on chat..."
8	yoinkster	70	6.12.2011 21:11	"since some cunt has put that up, even though its been ther many times before, and couldnt be arsed to stop the public torrent ...."
9	mids	60	24.9.2011 9:44	"man the kicking in this world cup..."
10	Bligglenuber	51	2.5. 3:06	"you were a naked illiterate teacher? Those poor, poor german kids..."

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	Zeus	152	8.12.2011 19:50	"clearly need some face rape"
2	shadowqueen	146	6.9.2011 16:24	"you are just sounding more and more homosexual"
3	yoinkster	126	9.7. 23:52	"I still think they should draw a giant cock and balls on mars with the rover tracks"
4	mids	125	8.9.2011 23:46	"go for the alien neck-vagina-penis"
5	willfir	112	2.11.2011 14:27	"because old man sex hehe"
6	astropoint	70	25.10.2011 21:42	"they are sucking rock, not biting hrough"
7	Phipli	52	6.4. 19:56	"rape to you too queenie"
8	Powers	33	27.9.2011 11:15	"cos the ea servers are likely to suck"
9	BigG	26	28.10.2011 17:04	"The disks are getting bumsexed"
10	SpookyKid	18	5.5. 18:21	"and burt ward sucks litteraly"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1058	1.3. 19:49	"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17193783"
2	Phipli	396	9.9.2011 17:38	"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14843549"
3	mids	395	1.2. 21:15	"http://www.booksofadam.com/2011/09/beard-maintenance-guide.html"
4	yoinkster	323	23.7. 0:41	"i have to say, this is one of the most insane pictures ive ever seen http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/0... ...6/13/article-2158305-13936DB6000005DC-615_964x722.jpg hats of to Mr G"
5	willfir	218	2.3. 20:34	"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCEnLGwls20"
6	shadowqueen	198	15.5. 17:57	"-tell Phipli did i see this link from you? http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml"
7	Zeus	181	9.10.2011 17:46	"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15212651"
8	BigG	146	10.9.2011 22:33	"Heh trust there to be a Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=99149695293#!/g... ...roup.php?gid=99149695293&v=info :P"
9	Powers	128	24.8. 7:54	"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCnAjel02lM&feature=youtube_gdata_player"
10	SpookyKid	76	15.5. 22:01	"http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/14/disability-benefits-slashed-half-million"

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	1246	19.5. 14:23	"morning BigG"
2	BigG	330	8.12.2011 18:15	"'lo astropointy"
3	shadowqueen	302	31.1. 9:34	"morning"
4	mids	266	28.9.2011 18:07	"hey pu that's a quality page"
5	Phipli	231	29.12.2011 17:12	"evening lurkerG"
6	SpookyKid	197	18.9.2011 11:02	"morning twofo people"
7	Zeus	136	27.11.2011 14:25	"hey jew"
8	Kegger	130	10.10.2011 9:53	"morning queen of shadows"
9	willfir	108	6.9.2011 22:41	"hey know what would be a sensible, conservative way to spend our budget? fucking shotgun hijack ninjas"
10	ZeeClone	54	9.7. 19:32	"Evening twofo"

Top 10 beer lovers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	mids	192	1.9.2011 13:46	"1 mids 497 28.1 23:55 "beers and stuff at mine for my birthday?""
2	Phipli	122	8.9.2011 21:18	"I'll fetch them at some point via beer"
3	BigG	94	8.10.2011 21:43	"MAN WORK http://bigg.servebeer.com/~graham/newhousepics/P8280499.JPG"
4	astropoint	92	22.10.2011 20:02	"surely you, as a mids, would want to smell of beer"
5	willfir	44	30.10.2011 12:17	"mm everyone does love tasty beer"
6	shadowqueen	38	6.9.2011 20:19	"<3 astropoint for bringing me beer"
7	Zeus	24	14.10.2011 22:09	"BigG - code a -beer command"
8	SpookyKid	12	23.11.2011 20:12	"no mids don't waste the beer!"
9	yoinkster	9	8.8. 16:17	"is this something you need to be ale to do for ajob youre about to apply to :P"
10	Powers	8	23.2. 19:51	"my opening bid will be 1 beer"

Top 7 stats freaks

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	121	4.10.2011 23:27	"you need to pay attention to my stats :P"
2	SpookyKid	76	7.4. 21:42	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Thundercats.2011.S01E16.720... ...p.HDTV.x264-ORENJI.mkv) stats (00:01:26 of 00:22:03)"
3	BigG	15	24.7. 23:25	* BigG purchases a 30 year old Talisker to ruin pu's stats
4	Phipli	13	22.12.2011 0:56	"how is Anubis so high in the overall stats?"
5	mids	13	8.9.2011 19:14	"http://boincstats.com/stats/boinc_user_stats.php?pr=bo&st=0&teamid=65621a9530d615445cc0f233... ...557fbc22 lol"
6	willfir	10	10.9.2011 22:15	"you know the important stats"
7	shadowqueen	9	21.10.2011 0:48	"pu... how did you get a chatkill already... when did that happen? O_o"

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	182	25.10.2011 21:39	"given they would never cope with linux etc"
2	Phipli	65	12.10.2011 17:29	"linux ports usually just do what they normally do"
3	mids	38	8.9.2011 2:12	"on linux it doesn'tl et you do it like that if you have it fullscreen"
4	BigG	26	27.9.2011 22:58	"SSH clients on linux do have disgusting timeouts mids, yes."
5	willfir	15	6.1. 21:16	"hundredpercent either your IP is entered wrong, you're running a firewall (windows firewall most likely), you're running DC on a windows VM inside a mac/linux, or you're behind a router"
6	Echelon	13	2.7. 0:35	"you just mentioned linux twice :D"
7	Zeus	10	1.11.2011 21:20	"awww poor little tux"
8	Anubis	10	25.4. 22:21	"http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/127475-valve-confirms-steam-and-source-for-linux-signals-lo... ...w-confidence-for-windows-8 <<<<<<<<<<< steam for linux confirmed,..."
9	Cocodude	9	9.5. 10:42	"I wonder whether it wants www.gigatux.com - I think that's worth a try"
10	shadowqueen	5	1.11.2011 21:01	"yes Tux"

Twofo's top 9 spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	119	22.10.2011 21:19	"there ought to be alot of spam...."
2	SpookyKid	71	18.4. 13:19	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Young Justice - 01x25 - Usual Suspects.mkv) stats (00:02:55 of 00:22:02)"
3	Zeus	32	24.10.2011 20:44	"is this a question spam then?"
4	Phipli	26	23.8. 18:35	"astro : I downloaded one of those music identifying programs to see if it could listen to what was playing through a mike and name the song to feed to my spammer"
5	mids	13	6.9.2011 15:38	"heh apparently not, gotta just sit on the air level and spam the shit outta banshees"
6	willfir	12	1.11.2011 16:25	"no it's the links that dogtanian spams"
7	yoinkster	9	7.8. 22:29	"and then I got a spam text telling me I could claim 4 grand for the acident I had"
8	MaiB	5	16.11.2011 1:30	"sorry for the spam astro, i was seeing if that command actually worked..."
9	BigG	5	2.10.2011 22:41	"If we don't get any more soon, we need to sack the spammers :P"

Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	mids	1117	1.9.2011 0:58	"lololol"
2	willfir	757	1.9.2011 1:14	"hahaha of course you fucking would you mess"
3	astropoint	665	28.6. 22:08	"lol"
4	BigG	599	28.12.2011 19:32	"Hehe"
5	Phipli	387	6.9.2011 18:51	"hehe"
6	Zeus	352	12.10.2011 22:24	"hehe ;)"
7	yoinkster	279	5.2. 18:31	"hahahaha that kid looks boss as r2"
8	shadowqueen	206	13.9.2011 15:55	"lol penguins on the bbc"
9	JonSmith	125	23.3. 20:11	"lol what's he playing?"
10	Anubis	103	27.10.2011 14:06	"lol"

Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	92	22.11.2011 22:23	"but the ITS blocking isn't perfect"
2	Zeus	16	21.2. 12:08	"[12:08] <Dogtanian> Seeing as ResNet DNS is fucked [again...] I have a cunning plan..."
3	yoinkster	11	4.11.2011 18:51	"the firewall stuff Joe8624 these days is pretty much irrelevant, ITS have cooled down a lot"
4	willfir	10	21.10.2011 17:14	"to be honest blue@dcplusplus, i'd say less than 5% of people bother with the firewalling and exactly 0% of people get noticed by ITS... feel free to do it, but there's not really any need"
5	shadowqueen	8	16.11.2011 1:09	"I think astro should be able to certify that I am not an ITS spy"
6	mids	5	1.9.2011 17:44	"ITS say no torrents... there's only one solution: DC++ and twofo"

Video Spammers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	astropoint	650	1.4. 15:57	"BS Player playing: How I Met Your Mother - 1x22 - Come On (00:22:13)"
2	SpookyKid	56	22.5. 12:46	"SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Media Player Classic Playing (Family Guy - 10x23 - Internal Affairs.mkv) stats (00:08:05 of 00:21:34)"
3	mids	42	9.10.2011 1:10	"WMP 12 playing "Kara - Mister (Japanese Ver.) [1080p].mpg" (0:03:11) at 14848kbps in 5.1DTS"
4	willfir	18	16.12.2011 22:26	* willfir is watching: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra.2009.DvdRip.Xvid {1337x}-Noir.avi - 00:00:42/01:57:28
5	Rampage	6	10.11.2011 22:03	"VLC playing: "CSI.Miami.S10E07.HDTV.XviD-LOL.avi" (0:00:05/0:43:20)"