|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  2898 | 7.11.2005 19:19 | "i think he's following us all..." | 
| 2 | Zeus |  2158 | 29.9.2005 12:30 | "where is it all the chairs have become tacky and shit..." | 
| 3 | BigG |  2052 | 30.11.2005 18:14 | "It only has to hash stuff once..." | 
| 4 | whyiseverynicktaken |  999 | 12.11.2005 12:29 | "astro......oh ASTRO........." | 
| 5 | yoinkster |  612 | 28.8.2006 23:50 | "hopes norton restore thingy *actually* works ..." | 
| 6 | TMA |  470 | 31.1.2006 0:31 | "I'm just not sure about that..." | 
| 7 | yoda |  443 | 9.10.2005 4:00 | "and the seventh and final rule.........." | 
| 8 | g1n_munk3y |  317 | 3.5.2006 18:56 | "one at gibbet hill..." | 
| 9 | absolutexaero |  295 | 20.2.2006 22:20 | "shit this draft report's never going to get written......" | 
| 10 | Blood_God |  225 | 1.5.2006 16:17 | "yoinkster: well noone else is using my slots..." | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | Echelon |  1033 | 29.3.2006 12:57 | "if I can get my lit sis to agree I'm gonna install debian on it :D" | 
| 2 | astropoint |  562 | 19.3.2006 23:21 | "a gentoo penguin might know a place or too" | 
| 3 | Smelly_Kat |  425 | 8.12.2005 0:16 | "linux desktop thing Zeus" | 
| 4 | BigG |  267 | 30.1.2006 15:52 | "You could just bring it round here and format all of your drives to XFS and go fully linux ;)" | 
| 5 | Blood_God |  99 | 19.7.2006 19:06 | "wheras windows will just munge over any linux bootloader." | 
| 6 | xyzzy |  85 | 27.12.2005 19:25 | "Warning! Someone is asking a dumb question, that has been asked a thousand times before. Please run and hide before I find a cluestick to beat you with. {This script bought to you by xyzzy - twofo..."
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| 7 | Cocodude |  69 | 23.2.2006 21:04 | "Smelly_Kat: Hope you're saving up your Linuxy problems for when I'm up this weekend :)" | 
| 8 | Zeus |  61 | 6.6.2006 20:18 | "-tell Echelon linux sucks" | 
| 9 | wiggle |  46 | 7.6.2006 10:36 | "so what do you have linux on ur desktop for ?" | 
| 10 | Johnno |  38 | 16.12.2005 17:50 | "virtual dedicated linux server" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  20151 | 27.3.2006 0:47 | "even the astrobug is as strong as every :P" | 
| 2 | BigG |  8027 | 7.1.2006 2:01 | "[You know C better than I do so I assume it does] :P" | 
| 3 | yoinkster |  4708 | 9.11.2005 1:50 | "omg, speak of that devil :shock:" | 
| 4 | Smelly_Kat |  4534 | 3.12.2005 18:28 | "gotta bridge the connections which will mean a disconnect :(" | 
| 5 | Zeus |  4333 | 10.11.2005 16:11 | "so my download of LOST is faster :P" | 
| 6 | Echelon |  2727 | 8.2.2006 19:52 | "laughs in the general direction of the resnet users :P" | 
| 7 | wiggle |  1935 | 30.4.2006 17:28 | "astropoint: football manager :D" | 
| 8 | whyiseverynicktaken |  1825 | 10.7.2006 20:27 | ":)" | 
| 9 | Coyote |  1629 | 23.5.2006 13:28 | "its been fine all year :(" | 
| 10 | firstchoice |  1311 | 13.4.2006 23:20 | "that's a very Direct Connection :-P" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  2877 | 20.8.2006 20:23 | "bog standard (pretty old) computer" | 
| 2 | BigG |  810 | 29.3.2006 9:51 | "Rar! New hardware! :D :D" | 
| 3 | Zeus |  711 | 30.6.2006 11:18 | "under the bed there are 7 purses, two suitcases, 3 bags and two computer cases" | 
| 4 | Smelly_Kat |  670 | 28.8.2006 14:17 | "I'm thinking I need a new psu but its looking like the mobo may be b0rked :\" | 
| 5 | Coyote |  367 | 3.12.2005 22:04 | "<stonedben> hit the computer with a stick till the noise falls out < lol" | 
| 6 | Blood_God |  315 | 25.6.2006 11:06 | "hmm, impending power cut due to dad messing with electricity... time to shut down my computer methinks"
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| 7 | ZeeClone |  301 | 15.5.2006 20:42 | "Me too when I sold a laptop" | 
| 8 | firstchoice |  296 | 30.7.2006 12:21 | "I could do with a really low power use PC" | 
| 9 | yoinkster |  248 | 7.7.2006 19:36 | "and under installation insturctions, it says "Be sure your computer is powered on."" | 
| 10 | Rampage |  211 | 10.3.2006 14:02 | "me got i=only 512mb ram" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  1085 | 2.2.2006 1:21 | "picture for page 2 on the stats" | 
| 2 | yoinkster |  186 | 25.1.2006 19:45 | "rofl, the stats will give him a kick stat for that rofl" | 
| 3 | SpookyKid |  131 | 26.2.2006 3:35 | "I think tonight has doubled the amount of chat in my stats" | 
| 4 | Zeus |  86 | 24.11.2005 20:32 | "im going to stats mech" | 
| 5 | Smelly_Kat |  84 | 11.11.2005 23:34 | "http://manyhappy.members.beeb.net/Stats/twofo.html" | 
| 6 | Keynes |  79 | 3.4.2006 1:31 | "where are the chatkill stats?" | 
| 7 | Blood_God |  79 | 23.5.2006 1:57 | "astropoint: lies... clearly the stats declare i win" | 
| 8 | ZeeClone |  73 | 11.5.2006 21:18 | "Now I wish that could be a chatkill line or something to guarantee it being in the stats page" | 
| 9 | whyiseverynicktaken |  70 | 7.2.2006 2:21 | "im 4th in the stats!" | 
| 10 | Ohhhhyeah |  70 | 20.4.2006 4:06 | "just to remind you of the core of this monologue for the stats" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | yoinkster |  607 | 1.12.2005 23:44 | "SPAM !! :: yoinkster, just to annoy you, has winamp(5.05) playing Alice Cooper - Poison {04:20/04:28 || [---------|]}"
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| 2 | Coyote |  560 | 28.11.2005 15:33 | "Winamp(5.10) playing (Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain - 128kbps) - (03:32 [|---------])" | 
| 3 | Ohhhhyeah |  467 | 20.6.2006 0:25 | "LeAnn Rimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight has been adding to the "spam-box" for (00:07 of 03:35 [|---------])"
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| 4 | SpookyKid |  455 | 11.6.2006 0:18 | "SpookySpam Co is proud to bring you - Winamp(5.20) playing (Disturbed - Fade to Black (Metallica Cover)) stats(2% of 03:59 [|---------])"
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| 5 | Zeus |  346 | 13.1.2006 9:54 | "I'm Better Than You Just From The Music I Listen To On Winamp(5.05) : AFI - ....But Home Is Nowhere 15:06 [-------|--]"
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| 6 | BigG |  340 | 16.12.2005 20:02 | "Winamp(5.10) playing Melocure - So Far, So Near (320kbps) - (02:20/04:59 [----|-----])" | 
| 7 | whyiseverynicktaken |  191 | 13.4.2006 17:27 | "The Purple Spotted Giraffes made me play Queen - Now I'm Here (00:06 of 04:15 [|---------])" | 
| 8 | Smelly_Kat |  153 | 7.3.2006 1:06 | "xmms(1.2.10) playing (HIM - The Sacrament - 192kbps) - (2:21/4:32)" | 
| 9 | Echelon |  153 | 17.12.2005 21:35 | "Winamp playing: (LOVE IS) THICKER THAN WATER (ANDY GIBB) (51% of 04:12) Brought to u by Echelon Spam Corp [-----|----]"
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| 10 | yoda |  131 | 13.1.2006 0:52 | "Winamp(5.12) playing (Chris De Burgh - A Spaceman Came Travelling - 128kbps) - (04:02 [|--------- ])"
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|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | Zeus |  170 | 20.2.2006 23:42 | "slaps mich around the face with a belt buckle." | 
| 2 | BigG |  84 | 26.9.2005 0:36 | "Well, it did involve waking one of my housemates up and I think that I'd have got a slapping so I didn't risk it ;)"
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| 3 | Echelon |  70 | 10.4.2006 19:01 | "slaps Mongo for asking stupid questions instead of checking epguides" | 
| 4 | TMA |  46 | 16.1.2006 22:40 | "*slaps whyiseverynicktaken around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout*" | 
| 5 | Smelly_Kat |  43 | 10.2.2006 16:00 | "slaps astro with a giant semi-colon ;;;;; take that!!!" | 
| 6 | judgesuds |  28 | 23.2.2006 18:13 | "slaps andy with a brick" | 
| 7 | astropoint |  27 | 20.11.2005 21:21 | "slaps both Zeus & Smelly_Kat with the closest penguin I can get my hands on" | 
| 8 | yoda |  23 | 2.1.2006 5:16 | "<------------ slaps BoomBlaster with the end of his cool wet dripping throbbing spam geek nob end stats stats stats"
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| 9 | wiggle |  23 | 9.5.2006 3:00 | "WeeblsLaptop: i agree for the most part" | 
| 10 | xyzzy |  20 | 21.11.2005 4:28 | "slaps Tsenister with a printed copy of the AUP" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  3091 | 8.10.2005 10:26 | "morning anybody that's up then" | 
| 2 | Smelly_Kat |  1464 | 9.10.2005 13:27 | "hey, I'm back..less smelly....what did i miss theis time then" | 
| 3 | SpookyKid |  644 | 5.5.2006 12:16 | "hey Coyote, how did trivium and metallica go down on the dance floor I didn't see" | 
| 4 | whyiseverynicktaken |  594 | 20.11.2005 21:37 | "hey Mads....wat other ones have you had?." | 
| 5 | firstchoice |  471 | 6.4.2006 11:51 | "hey" | 
| 6 | Zeus |  456 | 30.1.2006 0:20 | "hey i started this thing properly today" | 
| 7 | Keynes |  424 | 30.3.2006 14:37 | "hey nozmadamus, hows life?" | 
| 8 | BigG |  417 | 24.2.2006 1:50 | "Morning all" | 
| 9 | Rampage |  401 | 1.3.2006 20:42 | "hey astropoint i installed the codec" | 
| 10 | wiggle |  327 | 11.6.2006 18:56 | "hello SpookyKid, Rampage, and flamingfairy :)" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  211 | 5.5.2006 19:49 | "tis lovely and cool here" | 
| 2 | Smelly_Kat |  197 | 14.10.2005 19:20 | "making strong cocktails was such a cool plan...gonna regret it tommorrow tho" | 
| 3 | yoinkster |  167 | 23.11.2005 15:46 | "well ill turn up and turn u all into a group of cool ppl :-|" | 
| 4 | Coyote |  121 | 14.11.2005 21:29 | "Winamp(5.10) playing (Hardnoise, Lightning Rod, Rasmus, The Chemical Brothers, Time Zone, Ultram... ...agnetic MC's - Intro/Tonto's Release/Untitled/Kool Keith Housing Things/Sport/Give The - 192kbps..."
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| 5 | Cocodude |  114 | 27.7.2006 17:37 | "I think it sounds pretty cool" | 
| 6 | SpookyKid |  103 | 1.6.2006 22:22 | "coolness" | 
| 7 | Zeus |  95 | 27.10.2005 19:36 | "cool" | 
| 8 | Saberwing |  79 | 12.11.2005 3:44 | "Im still a cool guy =*(" | 
| 9 | firstchoice |  77 | 5.3.2006 19:19 | "one of those pedestal fans you use in summer to keep cool" | 
| 10 | becks |  74 | 5.6.2006 10:12 | "oh kool" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | Zeus |  2144 | 10.2.2006 16:01 | "its interesting, but taught so shitly!" | 
| 2 | yoinkster |  1303 | 28.11.2005 22:29 | "yoinkster your mumma's so dirty I found her at two places, www.rotten.com and www.shittingongr... ...annies.com/yoinkstersmum.htm"
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| 3 | Smelly_Kat |  660 | 11.11.2005 23:26 | "he's aleays sharing utter shite" | 
| 4 | SouthernSteel |  576 | 14.6.2006 1:42 | "christ that film is a mindfuck" | 
| 5 | yoda |  572 | 8.3.2006 0:44 | "who would u fuck whyis?" | 
| 6 | whyiseverynicktaken |  551 | 6.4.2006 15:14 | ""i find that the longer its been since the last shit the worse the fart smells.....culminating in farts ..." <------------my quote in the stats"
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| 7 | BigG |  548 | 15.11.2005 19:45 | "Also of couse, NTL are shite" | 
| 8 | Coyote |  449 | 6.12.2005 14:47 | "bet the bastards are hiding them" | 
| 9 | ZeeClone |  440 | 23.3.2006 23:31 | "-shutthefuckup Johnno" | 
| 10 | wiggle |  284 | 23.4.2006 11:30 | "its probably some cunt with a freezer in their room" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | Smelly_Kat |  1207 | 14.12.2005 16:33 | "Oi!! I'm the spank queen" | 
| 2 | astropoint |  322 | 8.1.2006 22:53 | "kat used to ahve her dc set up to flash on spank" | 
| 3 | Mads |  209 | 12.3.2006 21:03 | "spanks kat hard with both paddle and switch" | 
| 4 | whyiseverynicktaken |  198 | 31.3.2006 0:47 | "it was fun.....kat has a nice round bum........great for spanking" | 
| 5 | Echelon |  138 | 16.1.2006 21:43 | "hehe did it try to spank u??" | 
| 6 | Zeus |  116 | 19.11.2005 14:00 | "spanks whyiseverynicktaken" | 
| 7 | ZeeClone |  83 | 6.7.2006 1:06 | "*SPANKS!* sincereadam with a partially eaten baguette" | 
| 8 | greenthumb |  55 | 23.11.2005 1:04 | "you lil' spanklette you are" | 
| 9 | Cocodude |  43 | 14.11.2005 18:35 | "Spank for the road? ;)" | 
| 10 | BigG |  39 | 3.5.2006 0:26 | "SpaNky - still amusing to laugh at them when they lose ;)" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  408 | 17.8.2006 11:35 | "[11:33:01] <yoinkster> no cricket :(" | 
| 2 | Smelly_Kat |  226 | 13.8.2006 16:29 | "<BigG> Someone has been watching Top Gear :P" | 
| 3 | yoinkster |  130 | 9.7.2006 16:07 | "i get it saying <$botname> at me :\" | 
| 4 | BigG |  107 | 19.4.2006 0:40 | "[19:11] <SangSom> is it possible for anyone to get west wing 7x18 off of bigG? <-- and no, it's because I pwn ;)"
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| 5 | Zeus |  92 | 1.4.2006 19:15 | "[19:15] <Hub-Security> Unknown command: !boobies" | 
| 6 | Echelon |  69 | 3.5.2006 19:46 | "<Tux> it says not to mention my name" | 
| 7 | wiggle |  46 | 12.7.2006 13:03 | "<Keynes> -seen wiggle" | 
| 8 | whyiseverynicktaken |  42 | 26.7.2006 8:50 | "been at it since ---> [10:26] <whyiseverynicktaken> i cant believe im downloading a pdf at o.5kbps"
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| 9 | Rampage |  27 | 23.6.2006 16:16 | "[15:15:28] <mug> "<Kat> You are being kicked because: socks5 mode and sharing 1.34GiB! Fuck off." To Kat, you are being kicked from university for being a stupid loose cunted..."
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| 10 | Blood_God |  27 | 3.8.2006 18:53 | "<grr> sister gets back, and lag spikes hit the network." | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  14458 | 25.4.2006 22:50 | "whoa re you trying to downlaod from?" | 
| 2 | Zeus |  3882 | 3.4.2006 20:52 | "how can my wine knowledge help?" | 
| 3 | Keynes |  3173 | 2.5.2006 12:26 | "-flipacoin will i know anything in my exam?" | 
| 4 | whyiseverynicktaken |  2966 | 30.3.2006 21:54 | "-flipacoin buy makeup brush?" | 
| 5 | SouthernSteel |  2564 | 8.6.2006 2:25 | "why yoink? total shit and tuxes?" | 
| 6 | ZeeClone |  2014 | 8.5.2006 23:05 | "-flipacoin share porn or doctor who?" | 
| 7 | SpookyKid |  1509 | 7.3.2006 1:22 | "five hours and the torrent still hasnt connected to the tracker yet, me thinks I should give up?" | 
| 8 | firstchoice |  1415 | 27.2.2006 13:00 | "is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull in the future?" | 
| 9 | Echelon |  1282 | 24.1.2006 22:43 | "u still afraid of compiling??" | 
| 10 | BigG |  1247 | 21.2.2006 21:50 | "What hublist webpage?" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | Blood_God |  247 | 8.8.2006 18:00 | "expects beer a plenty this weekend." | 
| 2 | becks |  226 | 21.7.2006 20:06 | "bollocks i was 2 beers short of" | 
| 3 | astropoint |  173 | 30.6.2006 12:14 | "hmm...should i add ale into the beer stats whilst i;m at it?" | 
| 4 | BigG |  139 | 16.11.2005 1:06 | "goes to the beer fridge to retrieve aforementioned beer" | 
| 5 | GPGrunt |  95 | 30.6.2006 12:14 | "beer" | 
| 6 | Zeus |  85 | 14.11.2005 1:44 | "Tsenister - get ur dumb fucking retarded bitter friend off ur pc" | 
| 7 | Smelly_Kat |  85 | 19.5.2006 22:41 | "Blood_God: spank the dog and go get more beer :P" | 
| 8 | SpookyKid |  63 | 2.3.2006 17:54 | "preparing to enjoy real ale fest" | 
| 9 | yoda |  51 | 22.1.2006 5:46 | "<----------- out of beer" | 
| 10 | g1n_munk3y |  38 | 11.7.2006 8:47 | "any one fancy a trip to an ale festival this weekend?" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | astropoint |  703 | 21.7.2006 19:26 | "-tell becks And not that beer song" | 
| 2 | Blood_God |  336 | 20.5.2006 0:35 | "although 24 beers in 6 days doesn't seem like that many when you think about it like that" | 
| 3 | Zeus |  294 | 21.10.2005 18:10 | "GRAHAM u bitch, wanna go grab a beer?" | 
| 4 | becks |  294 | 4.6.2006 19:58 | "i prefer tea or more preferably ALCOHOL" | 
| 5 | Smelly_Kat |  255 | 28.11.2005 22:53 | "I can offer beer to anyone who fancies bringing stuff in from off camparse" | 
| 6 | BigG |  206 | 16.2.2006 1:24 | "w00t he's gone! Get the b33rs out!!!!!!" | 
| 7 | g1n_munk3y |  177 | 27.7.2006 21:54 | "ooh, found some great cider on saturday" | 
| 8 | SpookyKid |  163 | 15.5.2006 17:17 | "'the origin of species was writen by a cowardly drunk named charles darwin' roflmao" | 
| 9 | GPGrunt |  139 | 11.7.2006 18:59 | "beer makes many girls naughty but nice :)" | 
| 10 | yoinkster |  108 | 27.11.2005 2:28 | "how did someone in a wheel chair being eaten alive by CJD talk to you" | 
|  | Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | 
| 1 | Zeus |  49 | 7.5.2006 16:48 | "oh god that was sooo g33ky and pedantic i should be shot" | 
| 2 | astropoint |  42 | 11.6.2006 20:28 | "so what are you saying about the stupid crappy geeky stats moneter who loves linux?" | 
| 3 | yoinkster |  40 | 9.12.2005 21:40 | "how did we get from sex chat to g33k sp34k so fast :(" | 
| 4 | yoda |  40 | 2.1.2006 5:04 | "im a cool geek" | 
| 5 | Smelly_Kat |  37 | 7.5.2006 2:05 | "female geek and proud of it :D" | 
| 6 | Echelon |  28 | 4.2.2006 1:50 | "this is ultimate g33k and linux style: http://aatv.sourceforge.net/" | 
| 7 | whyiseverynicktaken |  26 | 18.11.2005 15:13 | "mine's a chem student which is also uber geeky!" | 
| 8 | Ohhhhyeah |  19 | 26.5.2006 22:28 | "geek" | 
| 9 | TMA |  18 | 5.11.2005 23:11 | "(I'm really not a SW geek, btw... it just has some recognisable phrases)" | 
| 10 | ZeeClone |  17 | 29.5.2006 16:28 | "You forget, whyis is a grade a x-men geek" |