Those who like to laugh on Twofo

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	375	23.11.2004 20:45	"hahaha torrent download of 100kbs - rarely get that :)"
2	BigG	175	5.8.2004 21:35	"lol TMA... you on the dole then :p"
3	stonedben	112	26.9.2004 23:42	"lol@online timetable nightmare ;)"
4	Cocodude	87	29.12.2004 0:44	"Hehe, dangerous under the influence!"
5	idj	66	25.10.2004 20:32	"seems like u were already warned lol"
6	BoomBlaster	60	6.12.2004 22:35	"lol, u can tell i use msn messenger"
7	frying_fish	45	3.10.2004 18:00	"lol"
8	skunky	45	18.12.2004 0:28	"lol its ok"
9	Wells	37	3.10.2004 15:48	"lol i feel your pain"
10	lamby	37	29.9.2004 1:09	"lol i saw a couple getting it on in a kitchen last night lol"

Twofo's cool guys

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Cocodude	31	1.11.2004 21:03	"Cool. We often had 2 hour lunches too, or sneaked out when we had a couple of hours off lessons"
2	[UK]Drakon	13	29.9.2004 18:47	"Ahh cool"
3	Zeus	12	7.11.2004 19:06	"well if u think so coolio, go download some torrents and share em :p"
4	skunky	10	3.10.2004 20:54	"verlihub looks quite cool, did you look at that?"
5	stonedben	9	27.9.2004 10:20	"not coolio for the american bit"
6	yoinkster	8	22.10.2004 23:20	"that looks really cool when its not screwed up"
7	frying_fish	8	3.10.2004 3:14	"i dunno, i have seen a couple of their vids, one is really fked up and cool, all old peoples faces on young kids"
8	MikeyMoo	6	22.1.2005 19:58	"When i try to get windows update i get a 0x800706F7 error. How cool is that!!"
9	idj	6	29.9.2004 13:11	"lakesides cool, jst bloody long walk"
10	gingangoo	6	28.9.2004 17:06	"cool thats a good idea"

Top 3 beer lovers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	19	3.1.2005 19:20	"coffee n beer go through me like a waterfall"
2	Cocodude	8	5.10.2004 17:48	"I'll make a return to Warwick one day, and you can all buy me mucho beer ;)"
3	BigG	5	11.11.2004 1:34	"disappears to drink more beer and watch more Red Dwarf..."

Who Rants the most about linux?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Cocodude	43	4.10.2004 0:59	"Fido_Dido: Get Linux. Sorted."
2	BigG	18	4.1.2005 17:40	"How do you get linux to automatically run a script on startup?"
3	skunky	12	28.9.2004 10:23	"which linux?"
4	[UK]Drakon	7	27.9.2004 19:11	"But unless you've been brought up with linux, the amount of time it takes to get used to using it for a desktop machine is too great"
5	Zeus	6	4.2.2005 20:21	"so on a linux hub (pc) tht'd work too?"
6	malaclypse	5	4.10.2004 3:01	"OS X is the only thing that's vaguely related to linux and is any good"
7	lamby	5	7.10.2004 14:25	"CDex is well clean and low usage, plus it can use the linux cdparanoia library to rip scratched CDs"

Twofo's top 4 spammers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	21	27.2.2005 21:45	"well we do have these eggs, they only have 1 serving of spam"
2	DukeAmir-Offen	10	8.11.2004 18:06	"SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,"
3	skunky	8	27.2.2005 17:07	"spamedy spam!"
4	Wells	5	5.10.2004 20:36	"i don't understand how i get spam on my warwick account, unless a roboto got it from somewhere on www.warwick.ac.uk"

Twofo's slappers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	TMA	7	15.5.2005 19:28	"*slaps BigG around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout*"
2	Cocodude	6	5.1.2005 19:01	"Rocket: OK. Slap skunky then ;)"
3	Zeus	5	24.11.2004 20:38	"bitch slaps bubble to hell and back."

Those who can't complete their sentences...

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	BigG	157	24.11.2004 15:57	"/is/ going to kick the next person who asks about that..."
2	DukeAmir-Offen	134	31.10.2004 22:14	"I guess that's why I spend too much time trying to get homemade porn from people..."
3	yoinkster	78	11.11.2004 19:44	"watches robxbox1 come back *still* not heeding my msgs ..."
4	TMA	74	29.9.2004 21:40	"NTL use transparent proxies - good luck logging in to those..."
5	Zeus	68	3.3.2005 0:46	"like talking to my brother in canada..."
6	GenericGuy	53	27.9.2004 19:20	"I'm on 0.401b... but there's a newer version out... I might download it..."
7	MikeyMoo	47	5.2.2005 16:19	"you're probably right..."
8	stonedben	36	3.10.2004 13:25	"before i do my tesco run..."
9	apple	32	26.9.2004 20:48	"home is where i am..."
10	mitch-d	23	30.9.2004 14:21	"bollcks sorry about that....."

Worst 6 offenders for bad typing

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Cocodude	23	29.9.2004 14:53	"* Traffic Shaping changes - expect turbulance again"
2	BigG	17	10.11.2004 0:47	"*Computer"
3	idj	6	6.12.2004 22:24	"*run"
4	fool_on_the_hill	6	14.1.2005 9:57	"*slap"
5	[UK]Drakon	6	27.9.2004 18:43	"*blocks"
6	DukeAmir-Offen	5	7.11.2004 22:26	"*Or Chem..."

Twofo's short line writers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	855	10.3.2005 17:39	"nm"
2	BigG	456	17.2.2005 22:48	"lol"
3	yoinkster	449	16.11.2004 21:12	"wait,"
4	Cocodude	428	29.9.2004 15:19	"Eh?"
5	skunky	281	3.10.2004 2:24	"oops"
6	stonedben	256	1.10.2004 12:51	"44"
7	DukeAmir-Offen	193	8.1.2005 14:11	"500"
8	[UK]Drakon	170	27.9.2004 20:56	"heh"
9	Baggio	149	30.9.2004 14:35	"no"
10	A.I.	105	25.1.2005 17:14	"crap"

People who love to ask questions

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	626	4.11.2004 17:16	"why dont u do tht thn?"
2	Cocodude	345	4.10.2004 11:40	"Thanks though. Is that for scripts?"
3	DukeAmir-Offen	282	21.10.2004 11:24	"Is MSN not working for everyone? Is the network down? What codec do I need? Where's my goat?"
4	skunky	242	27.9.2004 23:49	"are you a skier stonedben?"
5	stonedben	227	27.9.2004 10:19	"oo..is once the new nightwish album?"
6	yoinkster	146	22.10.2004 21:42	"r u stable yet wells ?"
7	BigG	136	27.10.2004 22:04	"I don't have anyone in the ban list - have you removed them all Cocodude?"
8	[UK]Drakon	120	27.9.2004 18:44	"Can someone else try download something off me?"
9	MikeyMoo	93	23.1.2005 18:31	"Why am I 'unregistered'??"
10	fool_on_the_hill	75	7.11.2004 19:38	"Well if each room has it's own IP, wont all ports be forwarded?"

Top 10 greeting people

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	86	10.11.2004 18:44	"hello all!"
2	BigG	57	15.11.2004 17:18	"'lo Zeus"
3	Cocodude	47	29.9.2004 10:11	"Morning, sorry, the hub's going down for a bit"
4	skunky	41	2.10.2004 23:44	"hi"
5	frying_fish	21	3.10.2004 3:36	"hey thomas, i think i have just been in ur kitchen"
6	DukeAmir-Offen	18	1.11.2004 1:51	"Hello again all."
7	CrasHthe2nd	17	5.11.2004 23:38	"hey zeus"
8	becks	17	5.2.2005 2:11	"hey people"
9	TMA	16	28.9.2004 18:53	"Hello all. And no, respectively. To both."
10	distilledchill	15	30.9.2004 19:21	"evening all"

Who complains most about ITS...?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	idj	14	6.12.2004 23:09	"sorry i'm used to a nice 4mbit to myself (or even higher sometimes, which is wierd cos i thought resnet was sposed to be limited to 4mbit per port...??)"
2	BigG	14	27.4.2005 2:14	"Yes, ResNet connections are great :)"
3	Zeus	13	5.2.2005 1:44	"wots wrong with ITS downloading porn?"
4	skunky	11	3.10.2004 19:50	"someone should just convince ITS to give me a public IP"
5	Cocodude	8	27.9.2004 17:02	"fissy: Even on the resnet, you need one party to be active and one to be passive"
6	Blood_God	5	11.8.2004 12:47	"ITS downtime tomorrow morning for all you campus monkeys. no idea if that'll affect piazza"

Top 3 quoting people

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	yoinkster	9	19.11.2004 3:06	"<silence> ...............................@...............................................@.................................................... ....................................."
2	BigG	9	6.11.2004 10:39	"Zeus :: the !addnickban <nick> <time> [time in the format xh xm xs] bans the nick"
3	idj	7	7.12.2004 0:17	"[2004-10-30 01:50] <DukeAmir-Offen> I don't suppose I can interest you in some oral sex?"

These people can't stop talking about their computer

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	140	1.1.2005 13:19	"i just have a spare HDD to use for backup"
2	BigG	70	6.11.2004 10:46	"buy a lame computer, penguinate it and then use that as the router :)"
3	Cocodude	55	4.10.2004 23:09	"Naff computer, saturated connection, naff FTP client/OS"
4	frying_fish	40	4.10.2004 1:04	"right off to watch some stuff, need to close this as its 0wning the cpu"
5	fool_on_the_hill	32	1.1.2005 15:36	"My CPU is always at 100% and its temp is reported at about 60, but actually its nowhere near this (the sensor on the mobo is screwy)"
6	skunky	25	30.9.2004 17:01	"none forwarded to his computer"
7	TMA	19	15.11.2004 0:43	"Your laptop was full of shit"
8	[UK]Drakon	17	27.9.2004 18:45	"ipconfig /flushdns, if i can type properly"
9	stonedben	16	1.10.2004 17:27	"i meant a one time prog that would change my dvd drive region to 0"
10	markio	16	6.12.2004 22:30	"i was gonna buy new ram but ias its so fussy dont wanna wastre my money"

Twofo's alcoholics

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	56	1.11.2004 21:00	"every friday went for a few pints as the group"
2	Cocodude	25	5.10.2004 23:44	"jdf / P: Heh, try http://twofo.kicks-ass.net/problems.php I think"
3	DukeAmir-Offen	12	7.11.2004 22:06	"Incidentally, how drunk are you?"
4	mitch-d	11	5.10.2004 19:14	"i tried to see your ffile list earlier jdf and just gave up"
5	DrDan	11	5.10.2004 23:48	"jdf - why dont u use msn/email for the remaining files"
6	BigG	11	6.11.2004 0:29	"has now run out of beer, so the pizza cooking will be initialized at the same time as getting a beer :D"
7	TMA	9	29.9.2004 19:52	"Although I think I skanked a free beer off BigG when he was pissed"
8	stonedben	9	3.10.2004 2:02	"oh jdf do u like acoustic guitar?"
9	yoinkster	6	6.10.2004 0:03	"jdf - try snake bites and cider black"
10	Machine	6	29.12.2004 1:03	"on one drunk night"

Top 10 Twofo pervs

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	DukeAmir-Offen	101	1.3.2005 1:46	"Do I need to run the concept of homosexuality past you again???"
2	Zeus	81	5.2.2005 1:44	"i download porn from ITS and its the best i own :p"
3	TMA	29	28.12.2004 19:21	"All the sex... so pleasing"
4	yoinkster	28	7.11.2004 21:31	"they got 6months didnt they ? and 7yrs on the sex offenders list or sommat"
5	BigG	23	28.11.2004 15:20	"[UK]Drakon, it's because the DC protocol sucks"
6	stonedben	21	28.9.2004 0:25	"some on is sharing sex lives of the potatoe men. SHAME ON YOU!"
7	Wells	18	1.10.2004 18:03	"cocks el cunts"
8	skunky	17	3.10.2004 4:22	"not having freshers week sucks"
9	Cocodude	14	4.10.2004 0:00	"The problems page details why passive mode sucks"
10	Penguinette	13	3.1.2005 15:19	"agu, is you follow that pathetic person and put a porn in your dload queue i'll lose all my respect for you"

Top 10 link advertisers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Cocodude	133	5.10.2004 22:22	"Stupid: Must be an active mode problem - http://twofo.kicks-ass.net/problems.php"
2	BigG	32	3.11.2004 16:37	"kerry's conceeded http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3979367.stm"
3	TMA	30	27.12.2004 0:55	"Penguinette, you need the appropriate codecs; Xvid 1.0, DivX 5.11 are the main ones for video and AC3filter for sound. You can search for these seperately or download copies from www.duefo..."
4	Zeus	28	3.11.2004 21:03	"does ne1 know if hornyloverboy4u@hotmail.com is a virus?"
5	skunky	26	29.9.2004 21:28	"on the command line type 'telnet ftp.blah.blah.net 21'"
6	idj	25	1.6.2005 21:35	"Sayantani >> http://theonion.ath.cx/wiki/index.php/TV_Show_Releases : Please go here first before asking about TV show releases again."
7	yoinkster	21	29.10.2004 16:03	"incoming :gwmail.warwick.ac.uk"
8	fool_on_the_hill	21	5.8.2004 21:18	"Heh, just found something I posted on usenet a few years ago when claraNET were being particularly shoddy: http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&threadm=npH36.12307..."
9	Wells	18	22.10.2004 19:21	"at the moment it just scans www.thehun.com"
10	Taishakutin	13	28.9.2004 0:48	"http://warwicktrade.co.uk/phpBB2"

There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	954	30.11.2004 18:07	"id given some of them to a mate back in summer, n last night he txt me asking how much he should take *ahem* and i recommended 3-4. thought id join him and thought id include a few beers. the..."
2	BigG	549	7.11.2004 21:19	"[Unless you only have 10MBit] ;)"
3	Cocodude	309	3.10.2004 19:53	"fissy: Possibly :-/ I hope not"
4	stonedben	249	26.9.2004 23:28	"wait.lemme unshare my pr0n ;)"
5	skunky	128	28.9.2004 0:14	"i thought it was funny, without being a direct piss take on the director :)"
6	mallocks	122	30.9.2004 17:02	"or he could use 1 that does ... like me :|"
7	yoinkster	115	5.8.2004 21:04	"can we keep smile out this one ? :S"
8	TMA	109	15.5.2005 19:57	"and I have to watch the pennies because of you lot, as previously mentioned :p"
9	[UK]Drakon	100	28.11.2004 21:42	"Shower hoses are hardly armoured :P"
10	whiskieman	97	30.9.2004 0:37	"when i get myself HD space!! :D"

Lots of hehing hehers

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Cocodude	83	29.12.2004 0:51	"Heh"
2	[UK]Drakon	70	21.12.2004 18:35	"heh"
3	BigG	68	13.11.2004 16:00	"heh"
4	Zeus	38	6.11.2004 10:21	"heh"
5	Blood_God	30	1.10.2004 19:54	"heh"
6	yoinkster	24	11.11.2004 19:44	"heh"
7	mallocks	6	30.9.2004 14:06	"heh"
8	markio	5	6.12.2004 23:36	"heh"

Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	DrDan	11	2.10.2004 18:06	"-movie blood the last vampire"
2	sl00b	7	1.10.2004 18:38	"-movie school of rock"
3	Dude	6	29.9.2004 14:54	"-movie Battle Royale"
4	KG	5	3.10.2004 23:18	"-film wargames"

Bad language users

	Nick	Number of Lines	Random Quote
1	Zeus	170	29.12.2004 0:33	"any more shitty anecdotes u can think of? :p"
2	stonedben	58	27.9.2004 23:56	"fucking hesh!"
3	yoinkster	53	16.11.2004 23:59	"Oi Zeus, listen to me bitch, your mummas so fucking grubby I found it a two places: http://www.rotte... ...n.com and http://www.granniesandfatties.com/Zeussmum.html"
4	Kid_Sampson	37	3.10.2004 4:19	"no, but shit nose is"
5	skunky	34	27.9.2004 22:09	"they've done that on every fucking room in tocil... why?! morons!"
6	Wells	27	3.10.2004 20:17	"but then because windows is shit, that can actually cause problems"
7	TMA	27	7.11.2004 21:37	"dunno whose complaint got actioned actually... I wrote to warwickpiazza and yoinkster put up posters saying he was a dirty bastard or something"
8	BigG	26	14.11.2004 23:22	"hmmm looks like CrasHthe2nd's webshite is rather broken"
9	MikeyMoo	16	1.2.2005 16:12	"it went fucking everywhere"
10	DukeAmir-Offen	12	1.11.2004 17:24	"Fucked up lab results is a tautology."