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Those who like to laugh on Twofo

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  375 23.11.2004 20:45 "hahaha torrent download of 100kbs - rarely get that :)"
2 BigG  175 5.8.2004 21:35 "lol TMA... you on the dole then :p"
3 stonedben  112 26.9.2004 23:42 "lol@online timetable nightmare ;)"
4 Cocodude  87 29.12.2004 0:44 "Hehe, dangerous under the influence!"
5 idj  66 25.10.2004 20:32 "seems like u were already warned lol"
6 BoomBlaster  60 6.12.2004 22:35 "lol, u can tell i use msn messenger"
7 frying_fish  45 3.10.2004 18:00 "lol"
8 skunky  45 18.12.2004 0:28 "lol its ok"
9 Wells  37 3.10.2004 15:48 "lol i feel your pain"
10 lamby  37 29.9.2004 1:09 "lol i saw a couple getting it on in a kitchen last night lol"



Twofo's cool guys

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Cocodude  31 1.11.2004 21:03 "Cool. We often had 2 hour lunches too, or sneaked out when we had a couple of hours off lessons"
2 [UK]Drakon  13 29.9.2004 18:47 "Ahh cool"
3 Zeus  12 7.11.2004 19:06 "well if u think so coolio, go download some torrents and share em :p"
4 skunky  10 3.10.2004 20:54 "verlihub looks quite cool, did you look at that?"
5 stonedben  9 27.9.2004 10:20 "not coolio for the american bit"
6 yoinkster  8 22.10.2004 23:20 "that looks really cool when its not screwed up"
7 frying_fish  8 3.10.2004 3:14 "i dunno, i have seen a couple of their vids, one is really fked up and cool, all old peoples faces
on young kids"
8 MikeyMoo  6 22.1.2005 19:58 "When i try to get windows update i get a 0x800706F7 error. How cool is that!!"
9 idj  6 29.9.2004 13:11 "lakesides cool, jst bloody long walk"
10 gingangoo  6 28.9.2004 17:06 "cool thats a good idea"



Top 3 beer lovers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  19 3.1.2005 19:20 "coffee n beer go through me like a waterfall"
2 Cocodude  8 5.10.2004 17:48 "I'll make a return to Warwick one day, and you can all buy me mucho beer ;)"
3 BigG  5 11.11.2004 1:34 "disappears to drink more beer and watch more Red Dwarf..."



Who Rants the most about linux?

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Cocodude  43 4.10.2004 0:59 "Fido_Dido: Get Linux. Sorted."
2 BigG  18 4.1.2005 17:40 "How do you get linux to automatically run a script on startup?"
3 skunky  12 28.9.2004 10:23 "which linux?"
4 [UK]Drakon  7 27.9.2004 19:11 "But unless you've been brought up with linux, the amount of time it takes to get used to using it
for a desktop machine is too great"
5 Zeus  6 4.2.2005 20:21 "so on a linux hub (pc) tht'd work too?"
6 malaclypse  5 4.10.2004 3:01 "OS X is the only thing that's vaguely related to linux and is any good"
7 lamby  5 7.10.2004 14:25 "CDex is well clean and low usage, plus it can use the linux cdparanoia library to rip scratched
CDs"



Twofo's top 4 spammers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  21 27.2.2005 21:45 "well we do have these eggs, they only have 1 serving of spam"
2 DukeAmir-Offen  10 8.11.2004 18:06 "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,"
3 skunky  8 27.2.2005 17:07 "spamedy spam!"
4 Wells  5 5.10.2004 20:36 "i don't understand how i get spam on my warwick account, unless a roboto got it from somewhere
on www.warwick.ac.uk"



Twofo's slappers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 TMA  7 15.5.2005 19:28 "*slaps BigG around the head with the Guinness World Record Largest trout*"
2 Cocodude  6 5.1.2005 19:01 "Rocket: OK. Slap skunky then ;)"
3 Zeus  5 24.11.2004 20:38 "bitch slaps bubble to hell and back."



Those who can't complete their sentences...

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 BigG  157 24.11.2004 15:57 "/is/ going to kick the next person who asks about that..."
2 DukeAmir-Offen  134 31.10.2004 22:14 "I guess that's why I spend too much time trying to get homemade porn from people..."
3 yoinkster  78 11.11.2004 19:44 "watches robxbox1 come back *still* not heeding my msgs ..."
4 TMA  74 29.9.2004 21:40 "NTL use transparent proxies - good luck logging in to those..."
5 Zeus  68 3.3.2005 0:46 "like talking to my brother in canada..."
6 GenericGuy  53 27.9.2004 19:20 "I'm on 0.401b... but there's a newer version out... I might download it..."
7 MikeyMoo  47 5.2.2005 16:19 "you're probably right..."
8 stonedben  36 3.10.2004 13:25 "before i do my tesco run..."
9 apple  32 26.9.2004 20:48 "home is where i am..."
10 mitch-d  23 30.9.2004 14:21 "bollcks sorry about that....."



Worst 6 offenders for bad typing

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Cocodude  23 29.9.2004 14:53 "* Traffic Shaping changes - expect turbulance again"
2 BigG  17 10.11.2004 0:47 "*Computer"
3 idj  6 6.12.2004 22:24 "*run"
4 fool_on_the_hill  6 14.1.2005 9:57 "*slap"
5 [UK]Drakon  6 27.9.2004 18:43 "*blocks"
6 DukeAmir-Offen  5 7.11.2004 22:26 "*Or Chem..."



Twofo's short line writers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  855 10.3.2005 17:39 "nm"
2 BigG  456 17.2.2005 22:48 "lol"
3 yoinkster  449 16.11.2004 21:12 "wait,"
4 Cocodude  428 29.9.2004 15:19 "Eh?"
5 skunky  281 3.10.2004 2:24 "oops"
6 stonedben  256 1.10.2004 12:51 "44"
7 DukeAmir-Offen  193 8.1.2005 14:11 "500"
8 [UK]Drakon  170 27.9.2004 20:56 "heh"
9 Baggio  149 30.9.2004 14:35 "no"
10 A.I.  105 25.1.2005 17:14 "crap"



People who love to ask questions

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  626 4.11.2004 17:16 "why dont u do tht thn?"
2 Cocodude  345 4.10.2004 11:40 "Thanks though. Is that for scripts?"
3 DukeAmir-Offen  282 21.10.2004 11:24 "Is MSN not working for everyone? Is the network down? What codec do I need? Where's my goat?"
4 skunky  242 27.9.2004 23:49 "are you a skier stonedben?"
5 stonedben  227 27.9.2004 10:19 "oo..is once the new nightwish album?"
6 yoinkster  146 22.10.2004 21:42 "r u stable yet wells ?"
7 BigG  136 27.10.2004 22:04 "I don't have anyone in the ban list - have you removed them all Cocodude?"
8 [UK]Drakon  120 27.9.2004 18:44 "Can someone else try download something off me?"
9 MikeyMoo  93 23.1.2005 18:31 "Why am I 'unregistered'??"
10 fool_on_the_hill  75 7.11.2004 19:38 "Well if each room has it's own IP, wont all ports be forwarded?"



Top 10 greeting people

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  86 10.11.2004 18:44 "hello all!"
2 BigG  57 15.11.2004 17:18 "'lo Zeus"
3 Cocodude  47 29.9.2004 10:11 "Morning, sorry, the hub's going down for a bit"
4 skunky  41 2.10.2004 23:44 "hi"
5 frying_fish  21 3.10.2004 3:36 "hey thomas, i think i have just been in ur kitchen"
6 DukeAmir-Offen  18 1.11.2004 1:51 "Hello again all."
7 CrasHthe2nd  17 5.11.2004 23:38 "hey zeus"
8 becks  17 5.2.2005 2:11 "hey people"
9 TMA  16 28.9.2004 18:53 "Hello all. And no, respectively. To both."
10 distilledchill  15 30.9.2004 19:21 "evening all"



Who complains most about ITS...?

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 idj  14 6.12.2004 23:09 "sorry i'm used to a nice 4mbit to myself (or even higher sometimes, which is wierd cos i thought
resnet was sposed to be limited to 4mbit per port...??)"
2 BigG  14 27.4.2005 2:14 "Yes, ResNet connections are great :)"
3 Zeus  13 5.2.2005 1:44 "wots wrong with ITS downloading porn?"
4 skunky  11 3.10.2004 19:50 "someone should just convince ITS to give me a public IP"
5 Cocodude  8 27.9.2004 17:02 "fissy: Even on the resnet, you need one party to be active and one to be passive"
6 Blood_God  5 11.8.2004 12:47 "ITS downtime tomorrow morning for all you campus monkeys. no idea if that'll affect piazza"



Top 3 quoting people

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 yoinkster  9 19.11.2004 3:06 "<silence> ...............................@...............................................@....................................................
....................................."
2 BigG  9 6.11.2004 10:39 "Zeus :: the !addnickban <nick> <time> [time in the format xh xm xs] bans the nick"
3 idj  7 7.12.2004 0:17 "[2004-10-30 01:50] <DukeAmir-Offen> I don't suppose I can interest you in some oral sex?"



These people can't stop talking about their computer

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  140 1.1.2005 13:19 "i just have a spare HDD to use for backup"
2 BigG  70 6.11.2004 10:46 "buy a lame computer, penguinate it and then use that as the router :)"
3 Cocodude  55 4.10.2004 23:09 "Naff computer, saturated connection, naff FTP client/OS"
4 frying_fish  40 4.10.2004 1:04 "right off to watch some stuff, need to close this as its 0wning the cpu"
5 fool_on_the_hill  32 1.1.2005 15:36 "My CPU is always at 100% and its temp is reported at about 60, but actually its nowhere near this
(the sensor on the mobo is screwy)"
6 skunky  25 30.9.2004 17:01 "none forwarded to his computer"
7 TMA  19 15.11.2004 0:43 "Your laptop was full of shit"
8 [UK]Drakon  17 27.9.2004 18:45 "ipconfig /flushdns, if i can type properly"
9 stonedben  16 1.10.2004 17:27 "i meant a one time prog that would change my dvd drive region to 0"
10 markio  16 6.12.2004 22:30 "i was gonna buy new ram but ias its so fussy dont wanna wastre my money"



Twofo's alcoholics

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  56 1.11.2004 21:00 "every friday went for a few pints as the group"
2 Cocodude  25 5.10.2004 23:44 "jdf / P: Heh, try http://twofo.kicks-ass.net/problems.php I think"
3 DukeAmir-Offen  12 7.11.2004 22:06 "Incidentally, how drunk are you?"
4 mitch-d  11 5.10.2004 19:14 "i tried to see your ffile list earlier jdf and just gave up"
5 DrDan  11 5.10.2004 23:48 "jdf - why dont u use msn/email for the remaining files"
6 BigG  11 6.11.2004 0:29 "has now run out of beer, so the pizza cooking will be initialized at the same time as getting a beer
:D"
7 TMA  9 29.9.2004 19:52 "Although I think I skanked a free beer off BigG when he was pissed"
8 stonedben  9 3.10.2004 2:02 "oh jdf do u like acoustic guitar?"
9 yoinkster  6 6.10.2004 0:03 "jdf - try snake bites and cider black"
10 Machine  6 29.12.2004 1:03 "on one drunk night"



Top 10 Twofo pervs

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 DukeAmir-Offen  101 1.3.2005 1:46 "Do I need to run the concept of homosexuality past you again???"
2 Zeus  81 5.2.2005 1:44 "i download porn from ITS and its the best i own :p"
3 TMA  29 28.12.2004 19:21 "All the sex... so pleasing"
4 yoinkster  28 7.11.2004 21:31 "they got 6months didnt they ? and 7yrs on the sex offenders list or sommat"
5 BigG  23 28.11.2004 15:20 "[UK]Drakon, it's because the DC protocol sucks"
6 stonedben  21 28.9.2004 0:25 "some on is sharing sex lives of the potatoe men. SHAME ON YOU!"
7 Wells  18 1.10.2004 18:03 "cocks el cunts"
8 skunky  17 3.10.2004 4:22 "not having freshers week sucks"
9 Cocodude  14 4.10.2004 0:00 "The problems page details why passive mode sucks"
10 Penguinette  13 3.1.2005 15:19 "agu, is you follow that pathetic person and put a porn in your dload queue i'll lose all my respect
for you"



Top 10 link advertisers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Cocodude  133 5.10.2004 22:22 "Stupid: Must be an active mode problem - http://twofo.kicks-ass.net/problems.php"
2 BigG  32 3.11.2004 16:37 "kerry's conceeded http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3979367.stm"
3 TMA  30 27.12.2004 0:55 "Penguinette, you need the appropriate codecs; Xvid 1.0, DivX 5.11 are the main ones for video
and AC3filter for sound. You can search for these seperately or download copies from www.duefo..."
4 Zeus  28 3.11.2004 21:03 "does ne1 know if hornyloverboy4u@hotmail.com is a virus?"
5 skunky  26 29.9.2004 21:28 "on the command line type 'telnet ftp.blah.blah.net 21'"
6 idj  25 1.6.2005 21:35 "Sayantani >> http://theonion.ath.cx/wiki/index.php/TV_Show_Releases : Please go here first
before asking about TV show releases again."
7 yoinkster  21 29.10.2004 16:03 "incoming :gwmail.warwick.ac.uk"
8 fool_on_the_hill  21 5.8.2004 21:18 "Heh, just found something I posted on usenet a few years ago when claraNET were being particularly
shoddy: http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&threadm=npH36.12307..."
9 Wells  18 22.10.2004 19:21 "at the moment it just scans www.thehun.com"
10 Taishakutin  13 28.9.2004 0:48 "http://warwicktrade.co.uk/phpBB2"



There aren't words to describe what these 10 users on Twofo are trying to say

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  954 30.11.2004 18:07 "id given some of them to a mate back in summer, n last night he txt me asking how much he should
take *ahem* and i recommended 3-4. thought id join him and thought id include a few beers. the..."
2 BigG  549 7.11.2004 21:19 "[Unless you only have 10MBit] ;)"
3 Cocodude  309 3.10.2004 19:53 "fissy: Possibly :-/ I hope not"
4 stonedben  249 26.9.2004 23:28 "wait.lemme unshare my pr0n ;)"
5 skunky  128 28.9.2004 0:14 "i thought it was funny, without being a direct piss take on the director :)"
6 mallocks  122 30.9.2004 17:02 "or he could use 1 that does ... like me :|"
7 yoinkster  115 5.8.2004 21:04 "can we keep smile out this one ? :S"
8 TMA  109 15.5.2005 19:57 "and I have to watch the pennies because of you lot, as previously mentioned :p"
9 [UK]Drakon  100 28.11.2004 21:42 "Shower hoses are hardly armoured :P"
10 whiskieman  97 30.9.2004 0:37 "when i get myself HD space!! :D"



Lots of hehing hehers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Cocodude  83 29.12.2004 0:51 "Heh"
2 [UK]Drakon  70 21.12.2004 18:35 "heh"
3 BigG  68 13.11.2004 16:00 "heh"
4 Zeus  38 6.11.2004 10:21 "heh"
5 Blood_God  30 1.10.2004 19:54 "heh"
6 yoinkster  24 11.11.2004 19:44 "heh"
7 mallocks  6 30.9.2004 14:06 "heh"
8 markio  5 6.12.2004 23:36 "heh"



Who actually uses the MovieBot...?

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 DrDan  11 2.10.2004 18:06 "-movie blood the last vampire"
2 sl00b  7 1.10.2004 18:38 "-movie school of rock"
3 Dude  6 29.9.2004 14:54 "-movie Battle Royale"
4 KG  5 3.10.2004 23:18 "-film wargames"



Bad language users

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Zeus  170 29.12.2004 0:33 "any more shitty anecdotes u can think of? :p"
2 stonedben  58 27.9.2004 23:56 "fucking hesh!"
3 yoinkster  53 16.11.2004 23:59 "Oi Zeus, listen to me bitch, your mummas so fucking grubby I found it a two places: http://www.rotte...
...n.com
and http://www.granniesandfatties.com/Zeussmum.html"
4 Kid_Sampson  37 3.10.2004 4:19 "no, but shit nose is"
5 skunky  34 27.9.2004 22:09 "they've done that on every fucking room in tocil... why?! morons!"
6 Wells  27 3.10.2004 20:17 "but then because windows is shit, that can actually cause problems"
7 TMA  27 7.11.2004 21:37 "dunno whose complaint got actioned actually... I wrote to warwickpiazza and yoinkster put up
posters saying he was a dirty bastard or something"
8 BigG  26 14.11.2004 23:22 "hmmm looks like CrasHthe2nd's webshite is rather broken"
9 MikeyMoo  16 1.2.2005 16:12 "it went fucking everywhere"
10 DukeAmir-Offen  12 1.11.2004 17:24 "Fucked up lab results is a tautology."



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